There! Right There! - Sheridan Smith/Peter Davison/Alex Gaumond/Aoife Mulholland // There right there 看那儿 就是那儿 Look at that tanned well tended skin 看那晒得恰到好处的棕色皮肤 Look at the killer shape he's in 看那迷死人不偿命的结实身材 Look at that slightly stubbly chin 看那精心刮过胡茬的下巴 Oh please he's gay 拜托 他是同性恋 Totally gay 绝对是同性恋 I'm not about to celebrate 我可不打算庆祝 Every trait could indicate 所有的特征都表明 A totally straight expatriate 他是个标准的异性恋 That guy's not gay 那家伙不是同性恋 I say not gay 我说他肯定不是 That is the elephant in the room 这是个被忽视的事实 Well is it relevant to assume 难道真的可以说 That a man who wears perfume 喷香水的男人 Is automatically radically fae 一定是同性恋吗 But look at his coiffed and crispy locks 但看他那精心梳过的头发 Look at his silk translucent socks 看他那半透明的丝质短袜 There's the eternal paradox 这是个终极的悖论 Look what we're seein' 瞧 我们在看什么 What are we seein' 我们在看什么 Is he gay 他是同性恋吗 Of course he's gay 他绝对是 Or European 还是欧洲人 Ohhhh // Gay or European 同性恋还是欧洲人 It's hard to guarantee 这还真是难以保证 Is he gay or European 他是同性恋还是欧洲人 Well hey don't look at me 嘿 别看着我 You see they bring their boys up different 你知道在那些迷人的异邦 In those charming foreign ports 他们抚养男孩的方式不同 They play peculiar sports 他们穿着闪亮的衬衫和小短裤 In shiny shirts and tiny shorts 玩着一些特别的运动 Gay or foreign fella 同性恋还是外国人 The answer could take weeks 答案恐怕耗上数周才能揭晓 They both say things like ciao bella 他们会一边说着 再见了 美人 While they kiss you on both cheeks 一边亲吻着你的双颊 Oh please 拜托 Gay or European 同性恋还是欧洲人 So many shades of gray 如此模棱两可 Depending on the time of day 取决于当天的时辰 The French go either way 法国人就亦弯亦直 Is he gay or European or 他是同性恋还是欧洲人 或者 There right there 看那儿 就是那儿 Look at that condescending smirk 看那虚情假意屈尊纡贵的笑 Seen it on every guy at work 上班族哪个不是这样 That is a metro hetero jerk 不过就是个异性恋混蛋 That guy's not gay I say no way 那家伙不是同性恋 我说绝对不是 That is the elephant in the room 这是个被忽视的事实 Well is it relevant to presume 难道真的可以说 That a hottie in that costume 穿着那种衣服的帅哥 Is automatically radically 就自动地 极端地 Ironically chronically 讽刺地 长期地 Certainly flirtingly 绝对地 中肯地 Genetically medically 基因地 医学地 Gay offically gay 彻彻底底地 Swishily gay gay gay gay 归为同性恋吗 Damn it 该死 Gay or European 同性恋还是欧洲人 So stylish and relaxed 如此有型又闲适 Is he gay or European 他是同性恋还是欧洲人 I think his chest is waxed 我觉得他用蜡除过胸毛 But they bring their boys up different there 但欧洲人抚养男孩的方式不同 It's culturally diverse 从文化上就泾渭分明 It's not a fashion curse 这可不是一种时尚诅咒 If he wears a kilt or bears a purse 如果他穿着苏格兰小短裙 拎着小坤包 Gay or just exotic 同性恋还是异国人 I still can't crack the code 我仍然无法破解谜团 Yeah his accent is hypnotic 但他的口音令人着迷 But his shoes are pointy toed 但他的鞋子是尖头的 Huh // Gay or European 同性恋还是欧洲人 So many shades of gray 如此模棱两可 But if he turns out straight 但若他真是直男 I'm free at eight on saturday 我周六晚上八点有空 Is he gay or European 他是同性恋还是欧洲人 Gay or European 同性恋还是欧洲人 Gay or Euro 同性恋还是欧洲人 Wait a minute 等一下 Give me a chance to crack this guy 给我个机会来揭穿这个家伙 I have an idea I'd like to try