Pimp Like Me (我这样的皮条客) - D-12 Whattup I gotta tell you motherf**kers the truth This is straight G sh*t And all you can do is respect it Well I'ma state my name Swift McVay None of y'all niggaz got sh*t to say Rhymes keep comin off like a toupee Plus I'm big headed runnin things my way A selfish man the back of the hand Be slappin the hell out of hoes because I can Prostitute I want my loot And I don't give a f**k about Your broke-a** man and Y'all givin niggaz what they needin 'Til b**ches understand I'm mean and Swift McVay is blowin up Courvosier 'til I'm throwin up Wanna playa hate me B**ch so what What's yo' function Where's yo' bucks All you wanna do is wanna stick him up You wanna rob me but I got too much (hah) D-12 naturally lifted You niggaz better duck when I cock the biscuit You f**k wit me I f**k wit you Your entourage ni**a f**k them too I got grenades What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do (Y'all ain't gon' shoot) Y'all major soft Cops gettin mad cause I paid 'em off Made 'em cough Blood and sh*t That's what the hell you motherf**kers get We runs this b**ch So hey you ain't gotta be scared to f**k If you want head then prepare to suck (do it) Even if the ni**a don't care to nut For every stroke it's a hundred bucks Respect the game you just a slut So open your legs up and get my duck You just a (hoe) You just my (hoe) Dirty-a** (hoe) I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch You just a (hoe) You just my (hoe) Dirty-a** (hoe) I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch You just a (hoe) You just my (hoe) Dirty-a** (hoe) I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch Go get my (dough) Go bring me my (dough) Dirty-a** (hoe) I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch I don't spit game no longer than my name Then when my chain hang My nuts do the same Don't pay p**sy p**sy pay me B**ch slut whore or lady (yup) And knowin the fact I was born to mack That's why I got a hoe in the back Blowin my sac Got good game that's a hood thang What'd you brang loot or poo-tang Let 'em all bang run that cheese Tell that trick ni**a (come back please ) Rob a L7 that's a square You a bottom hoe you got to know Off you I plan to make a lot of dough So suck fast b**ch and swallow slow (AH ) B**ch quit talkin back (AH ) Now walk the track I don't pay for a** you pump my gas You get slapped when we're short of cash I get whiplash when I hit the gas And I holla out the window of the hatch Where's my scratch B**ch that's it Suck it stroke it make me rich As a token of my appreciation it's Another client for you to hit I don't give a f**k if you Gotta go home to the kids You shoulda picked another occupation trick Now you're stuck with me F**k with me And I'ma slap you up in this truck You must be out your mind or somethin Cryin and whinin like you tired or somethin Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin You don't work You make nothin I'm just another case of a lazy husband I want the paper stack Buy you an outfit then take it back When you page me B**CH I never page you back You only act a certain way That I make you act (whattup) Hoes recognize and niggaz do too Cause they realize that niggaz do shoot Don't like a chick that act too cute B**ch hold my gat down When I shoot hoops (oh yeah) And don't be askin me all kind of questions All harassin me callin stressin Or I may have to release some aggression Beat you to death and teach you a lesson Lookin for handouts like you my damn spouse Pull your pants down and f**k my mans now Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house Off with the damn blouse and Suck on my damn crotch You just a (hoe) You just my (hoe) Dirty-a** (hoe) I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch You just a (hoe) You just my (hoe) Dirty-a** (hoe) I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch You just a (hoe) You just my (hoe) Dirty-a** (hoe) I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch Go get my (dough) Go bring me my (dough) Dirty-a** (hoe) I'm yo' pimp you my b**ch Sell that p**sy Sell that p**sy b**ch Get out there and switch and Go make Bizarre rich You gotta itch you f**kin dirty b**ch Now get on the corner