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[00:00:00] 李逵自吹自擂说
[00:00:04] 他呀
[00:00:05] 能够降妖驱邪
[00:00:08] 又要酒又要肉
[00:00:10] 等海造一顿之后
[00:00:12] 把嘴巴子e CA
[00:00:15] 问燕青兄弟俩
[00:00:17] 你吃了没有啊
[00:00:19] 我吃过了
[00:00:21] 吃过了
[00:00:22] 咱没事儿了来呀
[00:00:24] 收拾收拾我要睡觉料
[00:00:27] 哎呀呀呀呀呀呀
[00:00:30] 老员外一听怎么睡觉啊
[00:00:34] 那那大是谁办呢
[00:00:36] 这才问法官内内降妖的事儿
[00:00:41] 什么时候下手
[00:00:43] A 对着我王乐
[00:00:46] 这样吧
[00:00:48] 你先领着我转一圈
[00:00:50] 告诉我
[00:00:51] 一在何处
[00:00:53] 经常在什么地方出现
[00:00:57] 是是是
[00:00:58] 法官请这位也跟着请
[00:01:02] 老员外战战兢兢
[00:01:05] 带了两个仆人
[00:01:07] 领着李逵和燕青赚过钱
[00:01:10] 院到二到院
[00:01:12] 老员外到这儿就止步了
[00:01:14] 用手一指
[00:01:16] 法官
[00:01:17] 你看见没
[00:01:19] 这
[00:01:19] 这
[00:01:19] 这
[00:01:19] 三间房是原来我住的这儿
[00:01:22] 我跟我续弦的老伴就同居伊始
[00:01:27] 后来他得了邪病了
[00:01:29] 见什么人就打
[00:01:30] 见什么人就骂
[00:01:33] 吓的谁也不敢靠近了
[00:01:35] 我就搬到前院去了
[00:01:37] 你要问这妖魔鬼怪在哪儿出现可能就在这个院啊
[00:01:46] 看明白了
[00:01:49] 你那个啥续弦的老伴在哪儿在屋里啊
[00:01:55] 行了行了行了
[00:01:56] 法官
[00:01:57] 我心里有数啦
[00:01:59] 回去休息
[00:02:02] 到了晚上你们该睡觉睡觉
[00:02:05] 该干什么干什么谁也甭插手
[00:02:09] 看我怎样降妖驱邪
[00:02:13] 是是是
[00:02:15] 燕青也看了一下
[00:02:17] 做到心里有数
[00:02:19] 回到前院
[00:02:21] 进了他俩的房间
[00:02:23] 李逵是倒头便睡
[00:02:25] 就这位啊
[00:02:26] 吃得饱
[00:02:27] 睡得着
[00:02:29] 时间不大
[00:02:30] 是鼾声如雷
[00:02:32] 燕青能跟他一样
[00:02:34] 马艳青睡不着
[00:02:37] 让他吵得心烦
[00:02:39] 转来转去转去转来
[00:02:42] 后来也朦朦胧胧地打了个盹儿
[00:02:46] 也不知过了多长时间
[00:02:49] 内柳员外来了
[00:02:52] 法官醒醒
[00:02:54] 法官醒醒嗨
[00:02:57] 好帅好帅呀
[00:03:01] 天亮了
[00:03:02] 天亮什么呢
[00:03:04] 现在天黑了
[00:03:06] 到了掌灯时分
[00:03:08] 一会儿恐怕就闹妖怪了
[00:03:11] 请法官降妖
[00:03:13] 哎
[00:03:14] 对喽
[00:03:16] 吃人家嘴短
[00:03:17] 拿人家手短呢
[00:03:19] 对不对呢
[00:03:20] 我吃了你的饭
[00:03:21] 我得给你办点儿啥
[00:03:23] A 兄弟起来
[00:03:25] 起来起来
[00:03:26] 其实燕青不叫叫也起来了
[00:03:30] 两个人洗了把脸
[00:03:32] 茶水焖上
[00:03:34] 李逵在这儿喝着水
[00:03:35] 告诉员外
[00:03:37] 你别咧着嘴皱着眉用不着啊
[00:03:41] 直当什么事都没发生过
[00:03:44] 我伸手就成
[00:03:45] 这叫手到病除
[00:03:48] 明天你家是平安无事啊啊
[00:03:52] 还是内句话
[00:03:54] 该睡觉你就睡觉
[00:03:56] 你们该干什么干什么全都甭管了
[00:04:00] 哎
[00:04:00] 试试
[00:04:02] 我就在门房呆着
[00:04:04] 法官有何吩咐喊一声
[00:04:07] 我是随叫随到
[00:04:09] 行了行了
[00:04:10] 行了行了
[00:04:11] 看我们哥俩的咯
[00:04:14] 员外手下人全撤出去
[00:04:17] 屋里就剩下李逵和燕青李逵乐乐了
[00:04:23] 我兄弟有意思啊
[00:04:25] 看着山沟沟里的人呢
[00:04:28] 嗯
[00:04:29] 太蠢了
[00:04:31] 你信吗
[00:04:33] 哪里有妖魔鬼怪
[00:04:35] 燕青也移了
[00:04:37] 我不信
[00:04:38] 是不是咱哥儿俩想到一处去了
[00:04:42] 你别看我打呼噜睡觉了
[00:04:44] 我脑子里头可没闲着
[00:04:47] 我这么想着
[00:04:49] 肯定没有什么妖魔鬼怪
[00:04:52] 一定是这个女人犯了什么邪病
[00:04:56] 不然的化
[00:04:58] 此中就有套头
[00:05:00] 你说呢
[00:05:02] 燕青点点头
[00:05:03] 大哥
[00:05:04] 你分析的一点儿不假
[00:05:06] 我也动了脑筋了
[00:05:08] 哪里有什么妖魔鬼怪
[00:05:11] 都是自己自寻烦恼
[00:05:14] 不然的话就是有其他的原因
[00:05:17] 是不是呢
[00:05:18] 英雄所见略同啊
[00:05:21] 哎
[00:05:21] 兄弟你得给我帮帮忙
[00:05:25] 我笨手笨脚的
[00:05:27] 要气力使不完
[00:05:29] 可这细活儿
[00:05:31] 我就欠火候儿
[00:05:33] 胸大
[00:05:34] 你呢
[00:05:35] 轻手轻脚er 清宫又非常好
[00:05:39] 你先到后院儿探探究竟发生什么事儿了
[00:05:44] 回来告诉我哎
[00:05:46] 我去
[00:05:47] 降妖除邪出苦大力的事儿
[00:05:50] 是我的
[00:05:51] 咱哥儿俩分分工
[00:05:53] 你看怎么样
[00:05:54] 嗯
[00:05:56] 艳星
[00:05:57] 你看这李逵啊
[00:05:59] 并不是粗到底的人
[00:06:02] 有时候粗心
[00:06:03] 有时候还细心
[00:06:05] 你看
[00:06:06] 今儿个料事周全
[00:06:08] 那还会分工呢
[00:06:10] 好嘞
[00:06:11] 燕青说
[00:06:12] 这你在屋闲着别动
[00:06:14] 我到后院溜达溜达先摸摸底细
[00:06:18] 我昨天叫你
[00:06:20] 你再上手a
[00:06:22] 我正是这个意思
[00:06:24] 李逵把两柄大斧子放到床头
[00:06:28] 然后他摘歪着身子又躺下了
[00:06:31] 燕青跟他说
[00:06:33] 你别睡啊
[00:06:34] 你听我的信儿啊
[00:06:35] 我能睡吗
[00:06:36] 睡足了我就等你的信
[00:06:39] 按下李逵不说
[00:06:41] 单说浪子燕青闻了闻兵器
[00:06:45] 周身上下收拾收拾
[00:06:47] 轻轻开门
[00:06:49] 到了院儿里一看呢
[00:06:51] 天早就黑下来了
[00:06:54] 内外全都没长灯
[00:06:57] 这院儿里
[00:06:57] 这个黑劲儿就甭提了
[00:07:00] 蓉蓉目光能看着模模糊糊地
[00:07:04] 那彦清液型D 功夫也有两下子
[00:07:08] 高抬腿轻落足轻如狸猫相似
[00:07:13] 转过前院儿就到了二到院
[00:07:16] 找一个背景的地方往那儿一蹲
[00:07:19] 龙目光盯着内三间房
[00:07:23] 坐北向南三间正房
[00:07:26] 呆了一会儿
[00:07:27] 什么动静也没有
[00:07:30] 又呆了一会儿
[00:07:31] 还没动静
[00:07:33] 燕青心里起急啊
[00:07:36] 这不到房里头看看
[00:07:38] 光在这儿瞎等
[00:07:39] 不是那么回事儿
[00:07:42] 不如我点破窗棂纸
[00:07:44] 愧是一番
[00:07:46] 想到这儿
[00:07:47] 燕青刚要动弹
[00:07:49] 突然就发现一条黑影在眼前一晃
[00:07:54] 那黑影儿是从西墙上跳下来的
[00:08:00] 来了
[00:08:02] 燕青就没敢动眼睛
[00:08:05] 盯着这黑影就见那个黑影
[00:08:08] 手里头好像还拎着一个包包
[00:08:11] 里头是什么不清楚
[00:08:13] 就见此人东张西望
[00:08:16] 然后蹑足潜踪来到门这儿
[00:08:20] 用手一摸
[00:08:21] 这门虽然没有什么声音
[00:08:24] 好像打了暗号儿
[00:08:26] 紧跟着门滋呀一声
[00:08:28] 轻轻的开了
[00:08:30] 这条黑影一闪身进了屋门又关上了
[00:08:35] 艳清新说
[00:08:36] 哪里有妖魔鬼怪
[00:08:39] 这人是干什么的
[00:08:40] 肯定他就是作怪之人呐
[00:08:44] 忍着
[00:08:45] 我先别动
[00:08:47] 他依然在原地没动
[00:08:49] 时间不大
[00:08:51] 就见里边灯光点着了
[00:08:53] 窗户纸印出灯光来了啊
[00:08:56] 还带点灯的
[00:08:58] 听听没动静儿
[00:08:59] 燕青仗着胆子高
[00:09:02] 抬腿轻落足
[00:09:03] 就来到窗棂之下
[00:09:05] 脏胳膊肘挂住窗户台
[00:09:08] 用舌尖儿点破窗棂纸
[00:09:11] 使了个木匠单
[00:09:13] 吊线往屋里看着
[00:09:15] 这回看清楚了
[00:09:17] 屋里挺宽大
[00:09:19] 对着窗户纸一铺炕
[00:09:22] 炕上被褥铺地挺整齐
[00:09:25] 还挂着帐子
[00:09:26] 有一面杖子放下来了
[00:09:28] 一面仗着拿勾勾着
[00:09:32] 在这窗台的里边是一张八仙桌
[00:09:35] 对面儿两把椅子
[00:09:36] 这灯就在八仙桌上
[00:09:39] 屋里柜子什么都有
[00:09:42] 因为这老员外家比较富裕
[00:09:45] 她仔细看
[00:09:47] 有一男一女
[00:09:48] 俩人正好对坐
[00:09:51] 先出这女的
[00:09:53] 这女子能有30岁挂0 he 收拾的挺干净
[00:09:59] 描眉打鬓是擦粉
[00:10:02] 戴花
[00:10:03] 穿着葱心儿绿的小袄儿
[00:10:06] 外头披着衣服
[00:10:07] 戴着手镯耳坠子
[00:10:10] 在灯光下一看
[00:10:12] 也有三两分姿色
[00:10:16] 再往他对面观看
[00:10:17] 有一男人
[00:10:19] 这男人也30岁
[00:10:20] 挂零长得宽脑门大
[00:10:23] 下巴凹口脸一顿小圆
[00:10:26] 眼珠稍微有点儿断粮
[00:10:29] 胡须长得细皮嫩肉的
[00:10:33] 可也不难看
[00:10:35] 但这个人穿着一套夜行衣
[00:10:38] 把包头摘下来
[00:10:40] 搭在椅子背儿上
[00:10:41] 周身上下一身轻
[00:10:44] 是寸排骨头纽儿
[00:10:46] 这桌子上的还放着一把扑刀
[00:10:50] 两人叽叽嚓嚓正在这闲谈
[00:10:54] 燕青就明白了哪里有妖魔鬼怪一看就清楚了哦
[00:11:01] 这老员外什么不是啊
[00:11:03] 被蒙在鼓里
[00:11:08] 晚间优惠啊
[00:11:10] 听他们说什么
[00:11:13] 就听这女人说
[00:11:16] 爷
[00:11:16] 你来得正好
[00:11:17] 有个事儿我跟你商量
[00:11:20] 你啊
[00:11:20] 今儿晚上最好是快走
[00:11:23] 为啥
[00:11:25] 我听说前院来人了
[00:11:28] 来干什么的
[00:11:30] 干什么的
[00:11:30] 我不清楚
[00:11:31] 我就听他们吵吵喊喊
[00:11:34] 还跑到这院来看了看看我隔着门缝看得清清的
[00:11:39] 有一个年轻的小伙
[00:11:42] 还有个挺大黑脑袋
[00:11:43] 黑鬼长得五大三粗的
[00:11:47] 他们指手划脚说什么叫降妖捉怪
[00:11:51] 这不就是冲着咱来的吗
[00:11:53] 嗯
[00:11:54] 我说对咱可不利啊
[00:11:56] 你最好吃完了就走
[00:12:00] 等平息之后再见面也不迟
[00:12:04] 哈哈哈哈哈哈
[00:12:08] 我说没人啊
[00:12:10] 拿他们还当别人菜吗
[00:12:13] 嗯
[00:12:14] 咱们对付了多少这种事了
[00:12:17] 什么高僧高道啊
[00:12:20] 香蕉啊
[00:12:21] 取怪去他娘的
[00:12:24] 不都叫我摆平了吗
[00:12:25] 死的死伤的伤
[00:12:28] 这两个人又算得了什么呢
[00:12:32] 依然如故
[00:12:33] 你就把内心放下
[00:12:35] 咱该玩玩该乐乐
[00:12:38] 你看好吗
[00:12:40] 然后再对付他们
[00:12:43] 怎么我眼皮有点跳
[00:12:45] 我觉着今天晚上不吉利啊
[00:12:48] 我站不稳立不安的
[00:12:50] 最好你先回避回避
[00:12:52] 不说什么我今儿不走
[00:12:54] 我等着他
[00:12:56] 我看怎么香蕉捉怪a 来来
[00:12:59] 呵呵
[00:13:00] 闹了半天
[00:13:01] 这家拎着包儿是带点吃喝
[00:13:04] 什么烧鸡扒鸭子兵牌儿
[00:13:07] 还有几量酒
[00:13:09] 还带了点儿小菜儿
[00:13:11] 两个人在这对饮
[00:13:13] 开始一边做一个
[00:13:15] 后来越离越近
[00:13:17] 这女人就坐在这男人的怀里头
[00:13:20] 哎呀
[00:13:21] 燕青就不往下看难堪呐
[00:13:24] 没法下眼睛
[00:13:27] 就听他们说
[00:13:29] 男的先说话
[00:13:31] 美人儿啊
[00:13:32] 时间不早
[00:13:33] 休息了吧
[00:13:35] 另外
[00:13:36] 我跟你说
[00:13:37] 我把地方都找好了
[00:13:38] 过两天我就把你接走
[00:13:42] 在这儿受拘束
[00:13:43] 这是何苦的
[00:13:45] 哎呀
[00:13:46] 你这个人就是着急啊
[00:13:48] 你想咱们逃门在外不得有吃有喝
[00:13:52] 骂这老东西把他那点儿钱藏在哪儿了
[00:13:56] 我不清楚
[00:13:58] 多展骗出他第十话
[00:14:00] 把金银财宝骗到手儿咱再走也不迟
[00:14:05] 哎呀
[00:14:06] 我都等了多长时间了
[00:14:09] 那什么时候是个头儿要把老东西一载一番吧
[00:14:14] 不就翻出来了
[00:14:16] 这是后话
[00:14:17] 以后再说吧
[00:14:20] 当吹眠
[00:14:23] 燕青心说
[00:14:24] 奸夫老员外啊
[00:14:28] 你惨透了
[00:14:30] 这就是你续弦的毛病
[00:14:33] 你也没查查这个女人的根柢啊
[00:14:37] 闹了半天
[00:14:38] 他背着你做下不才之事
[00:14:41] 你又是什么
[00:14:42] 一又是斜的
[00:14:43] 满嘴胡说八道
[00:14:45] A 好嘞
[00:14:47] 艳清新说
[00:14:48] 我要进去动手
[00:14:49] 也不费吹灰之力
[00:14:51] 可这种事儿不值得我动手
[00:14:54] 李逵满应满许的
[00:14:56] 还得交给李逵
[00:14:58] 燕青一转身回到前院
[00:15:00] 推门
[00:15:01] 进屋一看
[00:15:01] 喝着李逵口水
[00:15:03] 流多长正在这儿睡呢
[00:15:08] 嗨
[00:15:09] 嗨起来起来
[00:15:10] 嗨
[00:15:13] 天亮了
[00:15:14] 什么天亮你就惦记天亮
[00:15:18] 咱俩不是分了工了吗
[00:15:20] 我到后院把底全摸清了
[00:15:23] 嗯
[00:15:24] 是我想起来摸怎么听了你听我说是怎么怎么怎么怎么回事儿
[00:15:30] 真的
[00:15:32] 李逵眼睛顿时就瞪圆了睡一节箫伸手把大斧子吵起来了
[00:15:39] 那没你的事儿了
[00:15:41] 接下来是我的
[00:15:43] 我说你把这事儿可办干净利索啊
[00:15:46] 千万别胡来啊
[00:15:47] 你放心吧
[00:15:50] 我吃人家饭了
[00:15:51] 我肯定得给人家帮忙办事儿啊
[00:15:54] 你看我的
[00:15:57] 这李逵拎着大斧子
[00:15:59] 大步流星就奔到后院
[00:16:02] 他又犯了这个粗劲儿
[00:16:04] 也不隐晦
[00:16:05] 到门诊他就立脚
[00:16:09] 把门就给蹬开
[00:16:11] 迈步就进了屋
[00:16:13] 到了屋里之后把火扇子掏出来
[00:16:16] 就点着灯了
[00:16:18] 燕青在外头给他熏风艳清清楚
[00:16:21] 看到没
[00:16:22] 这风鬼又要耍疯
[00:16:24] 我得劝着他点儿
[00:16:26] 别让他做的过分
[00:16:29] 就在这时
[00:16:30] 李逵借着灯光往炕上一看
[00:16:32] 哎呀
[00:16:32] 哈哈
[00:16:34] 好啊
[00:16:35] 狗男女啊
[00:16:40] 他上来照
[00:16:41] 这男人就一斧子
[00:16:43] 这男人还真有两下子
[00:16:46] 那扑刀
[00:16:46] 此刻顺道炕边儿上去
[00:16:49] 闪身超溥
[00:16:51] 刀奔
[00:16:52] 李逵便砍
[00:16:54] 他怎么能是李逵的对手
[00:16:57] 叫李逵左手的斧子一碰
[00:16:59] 吃你娘家怕肉
[00:17:03] 把葡萄给崩飞了
[00:17:06] 阵地
[00:17:06] 这小子是膀臂发麻呀
[00:17:09] 李逵反手政府的就一下正砍在这家腿咔嚓的一斧子把腿给卸掉了啊
[00:17:18] 血流如柱
[00:17:20] 这小子当时躺在炕根儿底下
[00:17:24] 这一回过去
[00:17:25] 一只脚把它踩住
[00:17:27] 说这是怎么回事儿是不是你捣的鬼啊
[00:17:33] 这边还说的出话来吗
[00:17:35] 疼死了都
[00:17:37] 李逵一看着急了
[00:17:39] 怎么的
[00:17:40] 我问你的话
[00:17:41] 你不爱搭理我
[00:17:43] 你纯属找死
[00:17:46] 又一斧子
[00:17:47] 把脑袋给剁下来了
[00:17:49] 那还说什么呢
[00:17:51] 那个女人吓得围着被扣光哆嗦了
[00:17:54] 李逵用手一指严父啊
[00:17:58] 嗯
[00:18:00] 我全明白
[00:18:02] 你说你嫁到这一家老员外
[00:18:04] 对你哪点不好
[00:18:07] 好吃好喝好招待a
[00:18:09] 你做下这种不才之事
[00:18:12] 勾结奸夫装神弄鬼儿简直是可杀而不可留
[00:18:20] To
[00:18:21] 衣服的脑袋也给剁下来
[00:18:25] 此刻
[00:18:25] 燕青就赶到屋来了
[00:18:28] 你别high
[00:18:31] 这事情就发生在不到十秒钟的时间
[00:18:35] 燕青想到这也晚了一步
[00:18:37] 哎呀呀呀呀黑鬼呀
[00:18:40] 你干嘛操之过急
[00:18:42] 你把他们逮住交给原来不就得了吗
[00:18:45] 你怎么下了
[00:18:46] 家伙饿
[00:18:48] 等不及了
[00:18:49] 太气人了
[00:18:51] 这组人可杀不可留就送哪去
[00:18:54] 也难免一死
[00:18:55] 干脆我给解决了就得了
[00:18:59] 这李奎说的
[00:19:00] 这杀的兴起
[00:19:02] 康康知道这男的又剁了好几斧子
[00:19:06] 最后把两颗脑袋的发髻拴在一块儿
[00:19:11] 他到了院儿里了
[00:19:12] 老袁啊
[00:19:15] 想一桌怪的事儿
[00:19:16] 完事儿啦
[00:19:17] 快出来快来人啦
[00:19:21] 他这一招乎不要紧
[00:19:23] 这员外在前院儿听见了哦
[00:19:26] 法官来了
[00:19:28] 来了
[00:19:28] 快起来
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