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[00:00:00] 朱贵大哥
[00:00:02] 朱富
[00:00:04] 大好人哪
[00:00:07] 一看
[00:00:08] 兄弟把李逵领到家来了
[00:00:11] 把他吓的是手脚冰凉
[00:00:16] 现在是什么时候
[00:00:19] 你们还敢回家呀
[00:00:21] 快走啊
[00:00:24] 不然的话
[00:00:25] 你们也活不了
[00:00:27] 我这一家子也得搭上
[00:00:31] 呀
[00:00:32] 朱贵一听
[00:00:32] 这
[00:00:33] 这怎么办呢
[00:00:34] 大哥
[00:00:35] 你怎么地让我们吃顿饱饭
[00:00:37] 还真行
[00:00:38] 吃完就走
[00:00:40] 就在后屋
[00:00:42] 给准备的吃喝
[00:00:45] 朱贵陪着李逵这李逵吃吃饭
[00:00:49] 来句儿
[00:00:52] 翻到er we
[00:00:55] 怎么搁咸盐搁少了不那么回事儿
[00:01:00] 这玩意儿有点久啊
[00:01:04] 我说你又想喝酒啊
[00:01:06] 我听说了
[00:01:08] 巢大哥约束你三个条件
[00:01:11] 这头一条儿又不准你喝酒呢
[00:01:13] 不在外边儿
[00:01:16] 她在咱们自己家里喝点儿算什么呢
[00:01:20] 你放心
[00:01:20] 我不多喝
[00:01:22] 就喝两三碗就可以
[00:01:25] 我是海量
[00:01:27] 喝那么点酒跟喝白水差不多
[00:01:30] 哎老兄
[00:01:32] 网开一面给点儿喝呗
[00:01:37] 哎呀
[00:01:38] 旱地忽律一看
[00:01:40] 实在没办法好吧
[00:01:42] 喝点儿就行啊
[00:01:43] 多喝可不准
[00:01:45] 另外这个是保密
[00:01:47] 回到梁山
[00:01:49] 一旦犯了事儿
[00:01:50] 连我都得担责任呢
[00:01:52] 你放心吧
[00:01:53] 你知我知
[00:01:56] 给他弄了一碗酒
[00:01:57] 杨波他喝下去
[00:02:00] 少啊
[00:02:01] 这次才来的
[00:02:03] 磨蹭来磨蹭去
[00:02:05] 喝了六碗
[00:02:07] 这六碗喝完了
[00:02:08] 饭也吃完了
[00:02:10] 李逵把嘴一擦
[00:02:11] 嗯
[00:02:12] 这才够哥们儿的
[00:02:14] 黑我我走了啊
[00:02:17] 你愿意等我
[00:02:18] 你在县里等我
[00:02:19] 不愿意等
[00:02:21] 咱们回梁山见
[00:02:22] 告辞
[00:02:25] 主页我知道
[00:02:29] 这李奎到了街上
[00:02:30] 不敢在线里逗留
[00:02:32] 出了沂水县
[00:02:34] 奔家乡那边走
[00:02:37] 李逵一角
[00:02:38] 我挺大个人
[00:02:40] 老叫别人担心这玩意也犯不上
[00:02:44] 我还是小心点儿好
[00:02:46] 人家讲话了
[00:02:48] 我现在不是过去的李逵
[00:02:50] 过去我一个人他妈死活爱怎么怎么地
[00:02:55] 现在我是梁山的人
[00:02:58] 那么多人都关心我整格的了
[00:03:03] 我叫人家操心
[00:03:05] 哎
[00:03:06] 别走大道
[00:03:07] 走小道
[00:03:09] 对
[00:03:11] 他钻了山路
[00:03:14] 他们家这个地方十分闭塞
[00:03:18] 除了山
[00:03:19] 就是领
[00:03:22] 有的人活了几辈子没离开过这山区
[00:03:26] 县城都没去过
[00:03:29] 您说这里人多保守吧
[00:03:32] 这李逵甩开大叉
[00:03:35] 走走往前走
[00:03:36] 翻过一山又一岭
[00:03:38] 一边走着一边擦汗
[00:03:41] 正在这时候
[00:03:43] 就见对面差
[00:03:47] 跳出一个人来
[00:03:49] 这人手使一对夹钢双府把斧子往一块儿一碰
[00:03:57] 啊啊啊
[00:04:03] 要打此处过
[00:04:05] 留下买路财
[00:04:10] 李逵一看
[00:04:12] 乐了
[00:04:13] 一点儿都没害怕
[00:04:16] 李逵差个一一打量一瞅
[00:04:18] 对面也是个大个儿
[00:04:21] 高矮胖瘦跟自己这坨儿都差不多
[00:04:28] 可能呢
[00:04:28] 脸没自己黑
[00:04:31] 抹点黑灰都看出来了
[00:04:35] 年纪也没有自己大
[00:04:38] 好像呢
[00:04:38] 胡子也是粘的
[00:04:40] He he 把行
[00:04:43] 诶
[00:04:44] 呃
[00:04:44] 跟我这模样差不多
[00:04:46] 也喝也使斧子啊
[00:04:49] 哦
[00:04:49] 接大的
[00:04:51] 正好我呆着闷得难受
[00:04:54] 拿他开开心
[00:04:56] 李逵一不慌二不忙的说话了
[00:05:01] 我什么意思啊
[00:05:03] 你想干什么
[00:05:04] 某奶劫道的绿林好汉呐
[00:05:09] 哦
[00:05:10] 就你这样的绿林好汉呢
[00:05:13] 你叫什么名字
[00:05:14] 嘿
[00:05:15] 报出名来吓破你的狗胆
[00:05:19] 我没胆儿那么小
[00:05:21] 你谁吧
[00:05:22] 我俩江湖上赫赫有名的黑圈风李逵啊
[00:05:31] 什么
[00:05:33] 你叫什么名
[00:05:34] 李逵就是挠江州劫法场的李逵
[00:05:44] 李逵乐得腰都直不起来了
[00:05:47] 还有冒名顶替的啊
[00:05:50] 你要不提浆粥那茬
[00:05:53] 也可能咱俩的名雷同
[00:05:57] 天下同名的人很多
[00:06:00] 这事儿不算奇怪
[00:06:03] 跟哪有同名儿还一块儿闹
[00:06:05] 江州这不就出了鬼了吗
[00:06:07] 这是瞪眼儿说瞎话
[00:06:10] 李逵的火上来了
[00:06:13] 你冒名顶替
[00:06:15] 打着我的旗号干这种事儿
[00:06:18] 让老子跟着你倒霉
[00:06:20] 跟着你挨骂呀
[00:06:22] 李逵把眼睛一瞪
[00:06:24] 你放狗臭屁
[00:06:28] 我才是真牌的李逵
[00:06:30] 怎么又冒出你个龟孙
[00:06:33] 好小的李逵食府的伊始刀
[00:06:36] 你根本就不是李逵
[00:06:38] 还接斧子
[00:06:41] 这家不管三七二十一轮斧子奔李逵就砍
[00:06:46] 李逵跨步闪身往旁边一躲
[00:06:49] 用掌中的普刀
[00:06:51] 跟他站在一处
[00:06:54] 像这位他怎么是李逵的对手
[00:06:57] 是真假不了
[00:06:58] 是假真不了
[00:06:59] 三下五除二
[00:07:01] 哎呀彤彤
[00:07:04] 邪道的摔倒在地
[00:07:07] 让李逵这一刀杆削到他腿肚子上
[00:07:11] 斧子也撒手了
[00:07:14] 李逵跳过去把他踩到脚下
[00:07:17] 一伸手把斧子捡起来
[00:07:18] 颠量颠量
[00:07:21] 这斧子闹了半天
[00:07:22] 撇撇儿做的
[00:07:24] 里头是木头的Y 头包的铁片儿
[00:07:27] 刷的色飘
[00:07:30] 轻飘轻的
[00:07:31] 你要不知道内情的
[00:07:33] 他这斧子比李逵使那斧子还大了一号
[00:07:37] 这来的
[00:07:39] 你小子虎人怎么样
[00:07:41] 我儿子走嘞
[00:07:44] 他把斧子扔了
[00:07:45] 把刀拽出来
[00:07:48] 那么街道的这小子挺聪明哎
[00:07:51] 小嘴还挺能白活
[00:07:54] 李逵刚要要他的命
[00:07:56] 他就哀求张浩瀚爷爷
[00:07:59] 老妹
[00:07:59] 浩瀚爷爷
[00:08:00] 老妹子
[00:08:02] 我问问您
[00:08:03] 究竟是谁
[00:08:04] 我死在你手下我也心甘情愿
[00:08:09] 刚才我说过我奶阵排的黑旋风李逵
[00:08:16] 是啊
[00:08:17] 给我倒了血了呀
[00:08:20] 天下这么多人
[00:08:21] 怎么叫我碰上真的了
[00:08:24] 我离婚也有毛病吗
[00:08:27] 啊
[00:08:27] 我所作所为把我杀了也应该可是我家还有80 多岁的老娘
[00:08:37] 我要一死我老娘没人养活就得冻饿
[00:08:42] 而死
[00:08:43] 看在我娘的份上
[00:08:46] 好看爷爷
[00:08:47] 饶了我吧哈哈哈啊
[00:08:55] 李逵的刀落不下去了
[00:08:58] 李逵大孝子
[00:09:03] 哎呀
[00:09:04] 心里烦葛
[00:09:05] 他也为养活老娘
[00:09:08] 我也为养活老娘啊
[00:09:12] 看来这小子捷豹情有可原了
[00:09:18] 哇
[00:09:18] 你说的是真的
[00:09:20] 我有半字虚假在创建
[00:09:23] 爷爷你
[00:09:24] 你就剐了我
[00:09:27] 好啦
[00:09:30] 既然这样
[00:09:32] 我就饶你不死
[00:09:35] 李逵一抬腿
[00:09:37] 这小子起来一个劲儿的给李奎做一啊
[00:09:42] 我问你
[00:09:43] 你叫什么名儿
[00:09:45] 我的确姓李
[00:09:47] 我叫李鬼
[00:09:49] 这什么名儿这是
[00:09:51] 我里鬼
[00:09:52] 你住在哪儿
[00:09:54] 我也住在大山沟里边
[00:09:57] 我娘老有病
[00:09:59] 可我身子骨也不硬实
[00:10:02] 平时靠着打柴为生
[00:10:05] 最近柴火也不值钱了
[00:10:09] 我没有办法啦
[00:10:11] 我这才干了这组营收
[00:10:14] 有道是良心丧于困的
[00:10:18] 头一回就碰上爷爷您了
[00:10:22] 李伟
[00:10:24] 下不为例
[00:10:26] 你懂吗
[00:10:28] 不准干这种伤天害理的事儿
[00:10:32] 嗯
[00:10:33] 听得出
[00:10:34] 你还是个孝子
[00:10:36] 你这是碰上我了
[00:10:38] 你要碰上官人或者是旁人
[00:10:42] 将你送到官府治罪
[00:10:45] 这可是掉脑袋的罪名啊
[00:10:48] 你娘不是更没人养活了吗
[00:10:51] 你想过这事儿没有
[00:10:53] 嗯
[00:10:53] 明白明白
[00:10:55] 您这一说我才明白过来
[00:10:59] 这样吧
[00:11:01] 李逵带着不少钱呢
[00:11:03] 用手一摸摸出一大块银子
[00:11:07] 掂量掂量
[00:11:08] 二十两吧
[00:11:10] 往前一粒
[00:11:12] 这银子拿回去
[00:11:14] 你娘有病
[00:11:15] 抓药给他看病
[00:11:18] 剩下的钱小本经营
[00:11:21] 做个买卖还是够的
[00:11:24] 你要一本正经
[00:11:26] 养活你娘
[00:11:28] 另谋生路
[00:11:30] 懂吗
[00:11:31] 哎呀
[00:11:32] 爷爷
[00:11:33] 您不但饶了我的狗命
[00:11:35] 您还是我的救命恩公
[00:11:38] 您那能收活百岁
[00:11:41] 嗨
[00:11:42] 活那么大岁数
[00:11:42] 干嘛受罪啊
[00:11:44] 走走啊
[00:11:46] 哎
[00:11:46] 哎
[00:11:48] 里鬼拿银子拎斧子刚要走回来
[00:11:52] 这买卖给我留下
[00:11:55] 你留着他还唬人呢
[00:11:57] 啊好吧
[00:11:59] 把一对假斧子给李逵扔下了
[00:12:02] 让李奎干啥去给踹吧
[00:12:05] 别倒乱草堆里头
[00:12:08] 这里鬼连头也没回
[00:12:10] 跑了
[00:12:12] 哎呀
[00:12:13] 这事儿过去之后
[00:12:15] 李逵觉得好笑
[00:12:16] 哼
[00:12:17] 看来还是我李逵名望大
[00:12:20] 有人打我的旗号
[00:12:23] 看来也没白活呀
[00:12:26] 哎
[00:12:28] 回家看望老娘的路上还遇上这么一件事儿
[00:12:32] 回到梁山跟哥们儿们讲一讲
[00:12:35] 大伙儿听着
[00:12:36] 一定很有趣
[00:12:39] 回家
[00:12:41] 往家走
[00:12:44] 可是走出能有20几里地
[00:12:46] 离着家还挺远的
[00:12:49] 李逵
[00:12:50] 饿了
[00:12:51] 给人发量还大
[00:12:54] 在县里吃那点东西全消化没了
[00:12:58] 哎呀
[00:12:58] 李逵心说
[00:12:59] 这要到家
[00:13:00] 得把我饿死
[00:13:02] 中间我还得打打尖
[00:13:05] 这旷野深山
[00:13:07] 上哪找饭吃去
[00:13:10] 他就瞎踅摸
[00:13:12] 寻摸来寻摸去
[00:13:14] 登高一望
[00:13:17] 山里的那个山都
[00:13:20] 一块盆地
[00:13:22] 有两间草房
[00:13:25] 还有个乱套
[00:13:26] 蔡礼魁干渴碰上人家
[00:13:29] 到这儿讨碗饭吃
[00:13:31] 大步流星奔这家来了
[00:13:35] 撒开门一看呢
[00:13:37] 开门的是个中年妇的
[00:13:42] 你别看住的这地方这么闭塞
[00:13:45] 这副倒还挺能捣成
[00:13:48] 梳着唐朝的美人酒
[00:13:52] 这美人酒啊
[00:13:53] 也叫美人居
[00:13:55] 挺高挺高的
[00:13:59] 上的转圈还差第一圈野话
[00:14:03] 那脸上还摸着挺厚的粉
[00:14:07] 摸着胭脂
[00:14:08] 堵着嘴唇
[00:14:10] 上边儿穿红
[00:14:11] 下边挂虑
[00:14:13] 汉奸杀的一
[00:14:15] 李逵
[00:14:16] 看我就没了
[00:14:18] 谁说在哪蹦出个妖怪来
[00:14:21] 你瞅那脸皮吧
[00:14:23] 就好像我这脚后跟那么粗
[00:14:26] 很抹粉呢
[00:14:27] 一眨眼都掉渣
[00:14:30] 有一家我讨饭吃来了
[00:14:33] 我管得着这个
[00:14:36] 李逵抱拳
[00:14:37] 大嫂
[00:14:39] 我是过路的行人
[00:14:42] 想回家看我娘去
[00:14:45] 但我们家离这儿还挺远
[00:14:47] 我饿了
[00:14:49] 我考碗饭吃
[00:14:51] 但你听明白了
[00:14:52] 不白吃
[00:14:54] 给你银子
[00:14:56] 请大嫂帮个忙吧
[00:14:59] 哦
[00:14:59] 哦
[00:15:01] 这女人网李逵身后看了看
[00:15:04] 没旁人救她自己
[00:15:06] 好吧
[00:15:07] 既然如此
[00:15:09] 客人请进a
[00:15:10] 逃啦逃啦
[00:15:14] 李逵
[00:15:14] 来不及了
[00:15:15] 呜
[00:15:16] 把扑刀戳子墙角儿
[00:15:19] 一刀往后的顺了顺
[00:15:23] 他就坐下了
[00:15:24] 一瞅
[00:15:24] 这屋儿不咋地
[00:15:26] 破东乱西呀
[00:15:28] 腿儿朝天碗朝地的
[00:15:30] 提鼻子一闻
[00:15:33] 还有一股酸臭的味儿
[00:15:36] 证明这家儿
[00:15:38] 也不卫生
[00:15:40] 你回忆琢磨
[00:15:41] 吃完饭就走嘛
[00:15:42] 管他脏还是干净的
[00:15:45] 大嫂有什么现成吃的
[00:15:48] 什么都可以
[00:15:49] You
[00:15:50] 可以
[00:15:51] 你来的不巧
[00:15:54] 我们早饭吃完了
[00:15:57] 赏饭还没做
[00:15:59] 什么现成儿的都没有
[00:16:01] 您得等一会儿
[00:16:03] 我马上淘米给您做饭
[00:16:06] 哎哟
[00:16:06] 有劳有劳了啊
[00:16:09] 我多做点啊
[00:16:10] 我饭量大
[00:16:11] 好
[00:16:12] 三斗米够不够了
[00:16:14] 够了
[00:16:15] 够够够够
[00:16:17] 这女人把围裙系在腰上
[00:16:20] 拿着瓦盆买了点米
[00:16:24] 就上后河沟啊
[00:16:26] 去淘米去了
[00:16:29] 后面就山涧淌下来的山涧水
[00:16:32] 做饭时水都上那儿取去
[00:16:36] 这里回在屋坐了一会儿
[00:16:39] 忽然觉着要出宫
[00:16:43] 听说利用这机会
[00:16:45] 我抖了抖了零碎儿
[00:16:47] 把这肚子都收拾干净了
[00:16:48] 我多吃点
[00:16:50] 所以他也离开这屋儿
[00:16:52] 那个女人根本不知道
[00:16:55] 这大山里边儿哪都是厕所
[00:17:00] 随便
[00:17:02] 反正离住宅远点儿就行呗
[00:17:05] 李逵出任愿意看前头有一片地草都多高
[00:17:12] 李逵就蹲里面拉屎
[00:17:15] 刚蹲起
[00:17:18] 就离着自己不远
[00:17:23] 过去一个人
[00:17:24] 嗯
[00:17:25] 李逵各大就在那儿蹲着讷
[00:17:29] 上半身也挺高的
[00:17:31] 这眼还挺尖
[00:17:33] 你瞅这主谁呀
[00:17:36] 正是劫道的那个里鬼
[00:17:40] 这小怎么也来了额
[00:17:44] 他家离这不远
[00:17:47] 李逵就胡琢磨
[00:17:49] 就建了个里鬼
[00:17:52] 一直到了小河沟旁边儿
[00:17:55] 找那淘米的那个女人
[00:17:59] 那个女人呢
[00:18:00] 正朝着你
[00:18:01] 回头一看
[00:18:02] 里
[00:18:02] 鬼呀
[00:18:04] 该死的
[00:18:06] 你怎么还这么走路
[00:18:08] 可把我吓得不轻
[00:18:11] 哎
[00:18:11] 我倒累啦
[00:18:15] 你什么时候倒霉
[00:18:16] 嗨
[00:18:17] 别提了
[00:18:19] 倒了血霉了
[00:18:23] 今天接到
[00:18:25] 你猜我把谁接了
[00:18:27] 谁呀
[00:18:28] 嘿
[00:18:29] 遇上真牌儿的黑旋风李逵了
[00:18:35] 他们说这话
[00:18:36] 李逵在那儿蹲着
[00:18:38] 听得真真地
[00:18:40] 你说怪不
[00:18:42] 李逵认真想这些事儿
[00:18:45] 听他们说话
[00:18:47] 使也没了
[00:18:49] 赶紧把裤子提上裤腰带系好了
[00:18:53] 蹑足潜踪
[00:18:55] 往前凑
[00:18:56] 活李逵窄耳朵就听
[00:19:00] 就听那女人问他
[00:19:03] 你是真百里汇了啊
[00:19:07] 哎呦
[00:19:07] 好兄弟
[00:19:09] 家伙能耐大极了
[00:19:13] 我们俩一伸手
[00:19:15] 没几个照面儿
[00:19:16] 就让他把我打趴下了
[00:19:18] 腿肚子都青了
[00:19:20] 都起林子了
[00:19:23] 只揍到后边儿的要揍的迎面骨上
[00:19:26] 非把我腿揍折了不可
[00:19:28] 你没看我现在走路都一瘸一点地
[00:19:32] 那么后来呢
[00:19:34] 后来我聪明啊
[00:19:39] 我说了套瞎话
[00:19:41] 我连哭带喊的
[00:19:43] 我说我家有80 多岁的老娘
[00:19:47] 我还得养活我娘
[00:19:49] 你要把我杀了
[00:19:50] 我娘就得冻饿而死
[00:19:52] 妈的
[00:19:53] 这小子还挺好糊弄
[00:19:54] 他信以为真了
[00:19:57] 没要我的命
[00:19:59] 不但没有我的命爱你来看
[00:20:03] 还给了我这么大一锭银子
[00:20:07] 好不好
[00:20:09] 是啊
[00:20:11] 那李逵长得什么样究竟
[00:20:14] 什么呀
[00:20:15] 你看我这模样
[00:20:17] 不过比我这块儿头还大
[00:20:20] 脸蛋子比我这大的三二
[00:20:24] 没拿斧子
[00:20:26] 手里拎着把扑刀
[00:20:28] 腰里挎着一把妖刀
[00:20:31] 是啊
[00:20:35] 这女人听到这
[00:20:37] 往屋看了一眼
[00:20:39] 一拉里轨压低了声音
[00:20:44] 刚才咱们这儿来个讨饭的
[00:20:48] 你没看我正给他淘米要做饭呢
[00:20:53] 据你方才所说
[00:20:55] 来的这个人儿可能就是李逵啊
[00:21:01] 那倒没怎么跑
[00:21:02] 咱家来了就说呢
[00:21:06] 我当家的
[00:21:08] 你看这事儿怎么办啊
[00:21:14] 我老婆吧
[00:21:16] 这小子一里头还带着不少的银子
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