Bring out the bucket bring out the cloth 把桶拿出来 把布拿出来 Bring out the liquid bring out the lot 把液体倒出来 全都拿出来 If not let's roll her to a car wash 如果不这样的话 我们就会让她去到洗车处 Now washing you will be like washing a goth 现在会像清洗野蛮人一样清洗你 All that black lipstick around their gobs 让他们涂上黑色的唇膏 How the f**k do we get it off 我们怎么摆脱 I think this will be a very hard job 我想这非常困难 How did you get a tan like that in winter 你们怎么在冬天的时候把皮肤晒得黝黑 You ran off the boots and got a box of tinter 你脱掉鞋子 而且还带着一箱染发剂 Didn't ya See you still got orange fingers 你难道不是吗 看你仍然有着橘色的手指 What network are you on ORANGE 你上的什么网 橘子网 Colour of your bathwater ORANGE 你浴缸里水的颜色 橘色 Your favourite fruit must be an ORANGE 你最喜欢的水果肯定是橘子 B**ch did you know your ORANGE 你知道你的橘子吗 What network are you on ORANGE 你上的什么网 橘子网 Colour of your bathwater ORANGE 你浴缸里水的颜色 橘色 Your favourite fruit must be an ORANGE 你最喜欢的水果肯定是橘子 B**ch did you know your ORANGE 你知道你的橘子吗 Slap bang goes on your fake tan 因为你那虚假的被晒得黝黑的皮肤而受到打击 B**ch you look like the tango man 你看起来像是跳探戈的人 BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango 跳探戈 BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango 跳探戈 Slap bang goes on your fake tan 因为你那虚假的被晒得黝黑的皮肤而受到打击 B**ch you look like the tango man 你看起来像是跳探戈的人 BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango 跳探戈 BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango 跳探戈 IT'S THE SUN ON GONE WRONG 太阳升起了 有些不对劲 Your clothes keep ripping like you're the female incredible hulk 你的衣服一直在裂开 你就像是女版的绿巨人 You got a broken bra a broken top a broken thong and a broken coat 你的内衣和外套全都破了 You been wearing the same jacket since you were in year 8 你从八岁开始就穿着同一件外套 And it smells like you urinate on it b**ch 闻起来很臭 That ain't great 那不好 You tried to be Christina so you dyed your hair black 你想成为Christina 所以你把你的头发染成黑色 But really you look like the Vicar of Dibley what on crack 但是你看起来真的像Dibley的牧师 什么正在裂开 Now just step back and face the facts 后退吧 面对现实 You don't like the fact I get feisty on wax 你不喜欢我虚假的事实 Anyways talking about wax look at your face girl relax 无论如何 当说到月色的时候 看看你的脸 女孩 放松 What network are you on ORANGE 你上的什么网 橘子网 Colour of your bathwater ORANGE 你浴缸里水的颜色 橘色 Your favourite fruit must be an ORANGE 你最喜欢的水果肯定是橘子 B**ch did you know your ORANGE 你知道你的橘子吗 What network are you on ORANGE 你上的什么网 橘子网 Colour of your bathwater ORANGE 你浴缸里水的颜色 橘色 Your favourite fruit must be an ORANGE 你最喜欢的水果肯定是橘子 B**ch did you know your ORANGE 你知道你的橘子吗 Slap bang goes on your fake tan 因为你那虚假的被晒得黝黑的皮肤而受到打击 B**ch you look like the tango man 你看起来像是跳探戈的人 BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango 跳探戈 BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango 跳探戈 Slap bang goes on your fake tan 因为你那虚假的被晒得黝黑的皮肤而受到打击 B**ch you look like the tango man 你看起来像是跳探戈的人 BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango 跳探戈 BOOGIE WOOGIE WOO do the tango 跳探戈 Why not fling her on the window sill as a pumpkin 为什么不把她像南瓜一样扔到窗台上 When it's approaching Halloween 当临近万圣节的时候 Or on your english breakfast place her next to the bacon 或者在你吃英式早餐的时候 把她放在培根旁边