[00:00:00] Bob Dylan's 115th Dream (Take 1 & 2, Solo Acoustic) - Bob Dylan [00:00:04] I was riding on the Mayflower [00:00:07] When I thought I spied some land [00:00:28] I was riding on the Mayflower [00:00:30] When I thought I spied some land [00:00:33] I yelled for Captain Arab [00:00:35] I have yuh understand [00:00:38] Who came running to the deck [00:00:40] Said Boys forget the whale [00:00:42] Look on over yonder [00:00:44] Cut the engines [00:00:46] Change the sail [00:00:47] Haul on the bowline [00:00:49] We sang that melody [00:00:52] Like all tough sailors do [00:00:54] When they are far away at sea [00:00:58] I think I'll call it America [00:01:01] I said as we hit land [00:01:03] I took a deep breath [00:01:05] I fell down I could not stand [00:01:08] Captain Arab he started [00:01:10] Writing up some deeds [00:01:12] He said Let's set up a fort [00:01:15] And start buying the place with beads [00:01:17] Just then this cop comes down the street [00:01:19] Crazy as a loon [00:01:22] He throw us all in jail [00:01:23] For carrying harpoons [00:01:28] Ah me I busted out [00:01:30] Don't even ask me how [00:01:32] I went to get some help [00:01:34] But I walked by a Guernsey cow [00:01:36] Who directed me down [00:01:38] To the Bowery slums [00:01:41] Where people carried signs around [00:01:43] Saying Ban the bums [00:01:45] I relax right away [00:01:47] And I saied hope that I'm not late [00:01:50] When I realized I hadn't eaten [00:01:52] For five days straight [00:01:56] I went into a restaurant [00:01:58] Lookin for the cook [00:02:00] I told them I was the editor [00:02:02] Of a famous etiquette book [00:02:05] The waitress he was handsome [00:02:07] He wore a powder blue cape [00:02:09] I ordered some suzette that I said [00:02:11] Could you please make that crepe [00:02:14] Just then the whole kitchen exploded [00:02:16] From boilin fat [00:02:18] Food was flying everywhere [00:02:20] And I left without my hat [00:02:25] Now I didn't mean to be nosy [00:02:27] But I went into a bank [00:02:29] To get some bail for Arab [00:02:31] And all the boys back in the tank [00:02:34] They asked me for some collateral [00:02:36] And I pulled down my pants [00:02:38] They threw me in the alley [00:02:40] When up comes this girl from France [00:02:42] Who invited me to her house [00:02:44] I went but she had a friend [00:02:47] Who knocked me out [00:02:48] And robbed my boots [00:02:49] And I was on the street again [00:02:58] Well I rapped upon a house [00:03:00] With the US flag upon display [00:03:03] I said Could you help me out [00:03:04] I got some friends down the way [00:03:07] The man says Get out of here [00:03:09] I'll tear you limb from limb [00:03:11] I said You know they refused Jesus too [00:03:14] He said You're not Him [00:03:16] Get out of here before I break your bones [00:03:18] I ain't your pop [00:03:20] I decided to have him arrested [00:03:22] And I went looking for a cop [00:03:30] When I ran right outside [00:03:32] And I hopped inside a cab [00:03:34] I went out the other door [00:03:36] This Englishman said Fab [00:03:39] As he saw me leap a hot dog stand [00:03:41] And a chariot that stood [00:03:44] Parked across from a building [00:03:45] Advertising brotherhood [00:03:48] I ran right through the front door [00:03:50] Like a hobo sailor does [00:03:52] But it was just a funeral parlor [00:03:54] And the man asked me who I was [00:03:58] I repeated that my friends [00:04:00] Were all in jail with a sigh [00:04:03] He gave me his card [00:04:04] He said Call me if they die [00:04:07] I shook his hand and said goodbye [00:04:09] Ran out to the street [00:04:11] When a bowling ball came down the road [00:04:14] And knocked me off my feet [00:04:16] A pay phone was ringing [00:04:18] It just about blew my mind [00:04:20] When I picked it up and said hello [00:04:22] This foot came through the line [00:04:32] Well by this time I was fed up [00:04:34] At trying to make a stab [00:04:36] At bringing back some help [00:04:38] For my friends and Captain Arab [00:04:41] I decided to flip a coin