Adam sandler What the hell happened to me Do it for your mama Performed by adam sandler frank judd jon katie and brooks arthur J n:i can make a bigger splash than you Jimmy:oh yeahgive it a shot J n:can opener Jimmy:manthat one was huge J n:you go Jimmy:ahhhhjacknife Tracy:that was a dudjimmy Jimmy:shutuptracy Tracy:you shutup Momma:lunch time kids Momma:i made some jelly sandwiches and sliced up some cantelope I figured you could eat a little food and and then maybe play with yer cock and balls fer a while J n:i'm just gonna eatmom Momma:all right And then maybe a little lateryou can play with yer cock and balls fer momma J n:i don't think so Momma:ok Slow down jimmyyer already halfway done with yer sandwhich You're gonna get a belly ache Jimmy:no I'm not I'm hungry Momma:i knowbut you shouldn't so fast You're rushing honeyyou're gonna choke Put down your sandwhich and beat off your cock and balls for a little bit Pace yourself Jimmy:oh god Momma:tracydo you want some fruit or a sandwhich Tracy:no momi'm trying to lose weight Guy said I'm getting fat Momma:what you look beautiful honey He's crazy Tracy:guy said last summer I looked better in a bathing suitso I'm gonna try to lose like three or four pounds Momma:awwwsweetheart You've got so much to learn Guy doesn't want you to lose weightbaby It's just his way of telling you he wants you to smack around his cock and balls some more Y he's got some balls and some cock You gotta stroke his schlong or at least bite his nuts Tracy:mom Momma:you're scaredaren't ya honey You want momma to help you momma will stroke guy's penis for him No one has to know I'll sneak in when it's dark Tracy:no momplease Momma:you don't know how to tug on the cock and balls you need momma to show you get me a carrotsweetheart Where are you going J n:momwhere's the suntan lotion Momma:it's under the chair baby You gonna lube up yer cock and balls and wack it for a little bit J n:uhhno I'm just going to put some on my face so I don't get sunburnt Momma:smart thinking honey And while yer at it you can put some on your brother's ding dong and knock around his nuts for him Jimmy:mom Momma:what jimmy Why don't you let your brother wack your cock and nuts for a little bit You're not playing with them right now so why not let him Sharebaby Jimmy:you're weird mom I'm going swimming Momma:ohyou shouldn't swim for a half an hour I read that Jimmy:why Momma:because you just atehoney And you'll get cramps Why don't you just lay on the side of the pool and jiggle your balls for momma Jimmy:it's ok I'll stay in the shallow end Momma:okbaby But don't hurt yourself with that big juicy hog of yours Jimmy:heyj n Throw me that frisby J n:here whoops Jimmy:nice throw Right over the fence and into the chasen's yard Momma:don't get all huffy puffy I'll get it Momma will make everything all right J n You watch jimmy and make sure he's safe in that water J n:okma Momma:and if you want you can beat your cock and balls Hi mr chasen Mr chasen:ohhi emily How are you Momma:ohthe boys threw the frisbee over the fence again And there it is under the bush Mr chasen:I'll get it for you Momma:sorry Thank you And while your under that bushwhy don't you jack around your cock and balls for yourself You can stare at my jugs and play with that healthy wang of yours Mr chasen:noI'll just I'll just get your frisbee Momma:all right baby Mr chasen:here you go Momma:thank you Thanks Thank mr chasenboys Boys:thanks mr chasen Mr chasen:you're welcome fellas Momma:have a good day Ohand and tell your son tommyif he wants to come over later and play with his cock and balls with the kids he's always welcome I don't know what happened with And the boys but they don't seem to be friendly anymore Mr chasen:I'll do that emily Momma:all right He's got a big one You know that Momma:tracy you're boyfriend guy's car just pulled up Tracy:ok mom Please don't embarass me Momma:everything embarasses you at this agebut I'll do my best Don't worry 404

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