[00:00:11] At twelve midnight I called my mom [00:00:14] 午夜十二点我给妈妈打电话 [00:00:14] On April Fool's Day morn [00:00:18] 在愚人节的清晨 [00:00:18] We two are close sometimes I think [00:00:22] 我们两个亲密无间有时我觉得 [00:00:22] Because I was breech born [00:00:26] 因为我生来就很优秀 [00:00:26] The doctor reached inside of her [00:00:30] 医生把手伸进她的身体里 [00:00:30] He turned me 'round and pulled me out [00:00:34] 他让我回心转意把我拯救出来 [00:00:34] I emerged her bloody babe [00:00:38] 我出现在她面前鲜血淋漓宝贝 [00:00:38] His slap produced my shout [00:00:42] 他的一巴掌让我大吼一声 [00:00:42] At twelve midnight I telephoned [00:00:46] 午夜十二点我给你打电话 [00:00:46] On April Fool's Day morn [00:00:50] 在愚人节的清晨 [00:00:50] I told mom I'd be home late [00:00:54] 我告诉妈妈我会晚一点回家 [00:00:54] Then I hung up the horn [00:00:58] 然后我挂了喇叭 [00:00:58] I went back to the party then [00:01:01] 我回到舞会上 [00:01:01] I got drunk with all the boys [00:01:05] 我和所有男孩一起喝到酩酊大醉 [00:01:05] Our florid faces shown so bright [00:01:10] 我们容光焕发的脸庞如此耀眼 [00:01:10] We made a lot of noise [00:01:24] 我们制造了很多噪音 [00:01:24] By 2am we all were drunk [00:01:28] 凌晨两点我们都喝醉了 [00:01:28] On April Fool's Day morn [00:01:32] 在愚人节的清晨 [00:01:32] We had insulted many folk [00:01:35] 我们侮辱了许多人 [00:01:35] Garnered plenty scorn [00:01:39] 遭人唾弃 [00:01:39] We boys [00:01:40] 我们是男孩 [00:01:40] Some girls and some hangers on [00:01:43] 几个姑娘几个票子 [00:01:43] Formed a jolly caravan [00:01:46] 组成一个快乐的大篷车 [00:01:46] We headed for my canyon home [00:01:51] 我们前往我在峡谷中的家 [00:01:51] To make our fool's day stand [00:01:56] 让我们度过愚人节 [00:01:56] Tempers flared and tears were shed [00:01:59] 怒火攻心泪流成河 [00:01:59] On April Fool's Day morn [00:02:03] 在愚人节的清晨 [00:02:03] Tequila ripped and on a tear [00:02:07] 喝着龙舌兰酒酣快畅饮 [00:02:07] My party shirt got torn [00:02:11] 我的舞会衫破了 [00:02:11] I tried to take a woman down [00:02:14] 我试图俘获一个女人 [00:02:14] Right there on the bathroom floor [00:02:19] 就在浴室的地板上 [00:02:19] She refused I threw her out [00:02:22] 她拒绝了我把她赶走了 [00:02:22] Screaming b***h [00:02:24] 尖叫的女人 [00:02:24] And w***e [00:02:37] 还有那种东西 [00:02:37] I threatened one poor hanger on [00:02:39] 我威胁过一个穷鬼 [00:02:39] With a knife he was warned [00:02:45] 有人拿着刀警告他 [00:02:45] By 5 a m [00:02:46] 凌晨五点 [00:02:46] Just three were left [00:02:48] 只剩下三个 [00:02:48] On April Fool's Day morn [00:02:52] 在愚人节的清晨 [00:02:52] An English fool an Irish fool [00:02:56] 一个英国傻瓜一个爱尔兰傻瓜 [00:02:56] And me their foolish Yankee host [00:02:59] 我是他们愚蠢的北方佬主人 [00:02:59] We kissed and cried and swore our love [00:03:04] 我们亲吻哭泣发誓我们的爱 [00:03:04] And drank one final toast [00:03:09] 喝下最后一杯酒 [00:03:09] By 6 a m those two passed out [00:03:12] 凌晨六点那两个人都晕了过去 [00:03:12] On April Fool's Day morn [00:03:16] 在愚人节的清晨 [00:03:16] I drove to Santa Monica [00:03:20] 我开车去了圣塔莫尼卡 [00:03:20] A girl there got me warm [00:03:24] 有个姑娘让我很温暖 [00:03:24] By 10 a m I drove back home [00:03:28] 上午10点我开车回家 [00:03:28] I rousted out my half dead friends [00:03:32] 我唤醒了我半死不活的朋友 [00:03:32] We said goodbye with downcast eyes [00:03:36] 我们垂头丧气地说再见 [00:03:36] So sheepish in the end [00:03:51] 到最后都胆怯胆怯 [00:03:51] My mother came out of her room [00:03:54] 我的母亲从她的房间里走出来 [00:03:54] On April Fool's Day morn [00:03:58] 在愚人节的清晨