[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 胡延硕打了败仗 [00:00:04] 剩了光棍老哥一个 [00:00:08] 无精打采误走小王家沱 [00:00:13] 在一户老王家住宿 [00:00:16] A 本斋的主人还真就不错 [00:00:21] 临睡觉之前 [00:00:22] 那本斋的主人跟他说 [00:00:25] 我们这个地方不算太平 [00:00:28] 我穷我不怕 [00:00:30] 可是您又有马 [00:00:32] 又有甲胄 [00:00:34] 这玩意儿招风啊 [00:00:36] 万里有点闪失我担待不起啊 [00:00:40] 这你放心 [00:00:41] 我满身武艺 [00:00:42] 怕他何来 [00:00:44] 您不怕就行 [00:00:46] 不过呢 [00:00:47] 您做到心里有数啊 [00:00:49] 您 [00:00:50] 您休息吧 [00:00:51] 我我睡觉去了 [00:00:53] 本斋的主人唠唠刀把门掩上上后边儿 [00:00:57] 吕鹏睡觉去了 [00:00:59] 胡延硕一想 [00:01:01] 逢山有到玉岭 [00:01:03] 藏贼啊 [00:01:05] 我现在的命运不太好走 [00:01:07] 背字儿 [00:01:09] 我还真得留点神 [00:01:12] 要不然喝口凉水都塞牙 [00:01:15] 最好别睡在这屋 [00:01:18] 精神点儿对不对 [00:01:20] 一开始 [00:01:21] 他拄着双鞭在木床上坐着 [00:01:24] 时间长了 [00:01:26] 支持不住了 [00:01:27] 你想 [00:01:29] 这一天 [00:01:30] 玩儿命呢担多大的风险 [00:01:33] 现在放松了 [00:01:35] 要说不睡觉 [00:01:37] 怎么能顶得住呢 [00:01:39] 后来眼皮就打架 [00:01:42] 辉儿说 [00:01:43] 一琢磨 [00:01:43] 要不我打个盹 [00:01:45] 然后我再起来盯着 [00:01:48] 身子这一摘 [00:01:49] 歪脑袋一沾着枕头 [00:01:53] 马上就睡着勒 [00:01:55] 这人哪都能困死 [00:01:58] 不睡觉可不行啊 [00:02:00] 这胡延硕睡这个死劲儿就甭提了 [00:02:04] 鼾声震耳 [00:02:07] 这一觉睡了多长 [00:02:09] 他不清楚 [00:02:11] 睡来睡去睡去睡来 [00:02:15] 他突然听见有人喊 [00:02:18] 哎 [00:02:20] 我是做梦啊 [00:02:21] 还是真事儿 [00:02:22] 她一定把眼睁开了 [00:02:25] 蒙登转向强支撑着坐起来 [00:02:30] 把双边抄起来 [00:02:31] 支着耳朵听着 [00:02:34] 是 [00:02:35] 有人在呐喊呢 [00:02:37] 好像是本宅的主人 [00:02:39] 胡延硕顿时不困了 [00:02:42] 提着双边开房门 [00:02:44] 它出来了 [00:02:45] 循声赶往后院 [00:02:48] 到后院一看 [00:02:49] 本宅内主人蹲在地上正哭呢呢 [00:02:54] 呵呵 [00:02:56] 你们缺德 [00:03:01] 呼 [00:03:01] 言若棒子 [00:03:02] 朋克连鱼都没了 [00:03:05] 急匆匆赶到前院 [00:03:07] 再一看 [00:03:08] 可把他吓坏了 [00:03:09] 宝马良驹 [00:03:11] 踪迹不见 [00:03:14] 什么时候丢的 [00:03:15] 不知道 [00:03:19] 胡延硕鑫说 [00:03:20] 那马就是我的双腿啊 [00:03:23] 而且是御赐的宝马 [00:03:25] 皇上给我的 [00:03:28] 我要把宝马丢了 [00:03:29] 犯下欺君之罪 [00:03:31] 就冲这一条 [00:03:33] 我就活不成了 [00:03:34] 这谁这么缺德干的 [00:03:37] 他又提着别人来到后院 [00:03:40] 小哥 [00:03:41] 小哥 [00:03:42] 别哭 [00:03:42] 别哭 [00:03:43] 发生什么事儿了 [00:03:45] 您来了是这么回事儿 [00:03:48] 我正在驴棚睡觉 [00:03:50] 从外边闯进了六七个 [00:03:53] 我一看就认出来了 [00:03:55] 就是桃花山的贼 [00:03:57] 怕什么来什么 [00:04:00] 到这儿就牵驴 [00:04:03] 我就靠着那头驴活着 [00:04:05] 我能给他们 [00:04:07] 结果挨了顿胖揍 [00:04:09] 驴叫他们抢去了 [00:04:11] 这还不说 [00:04:13] 他们顺手牵羊把你内匹马也给抢去了 [00:04:18] 我故此在此呼喊 [00:04:21] 喊了半天你也不出来 [00:04:24] 等您出来 [00:04:25] 黄瓜菜都凉了 [00:04:27] 都叫人抢去了 [00:04:34] 你敢断言是桃花山的贼干的 [00:04:38] 肯定是啊 [00:04:39] 离着不远 [00:04:40] 他们经常出来 [00:04:41] 我虽然认不出他们是谁来 [00:04:44] 但那模样我能记得 [00:04:47] 娘吧 [00:04:49] 你不必难过 [00:04:51] 你驴不是被抢了吗 [00:04:54] 我负责 [00:04:55] 我肯定讨回一个公道 [00:04:58] 我就不为你为我的宝马 [00:05:02] 我得找他们去论理 [00:05:04] 呃 [00:05:05] 我是将军呢 [00:05:07] 说是说干事干呢 [00:05:10] 这桃花山实力雄厚啊 [00:05:13] 山上七八百人呢 [00:05:15] 卖说是您一个人 [00:05:18] 当初青州府派捕快 [00:05:21] 那也拍二三百 [00:05:23] 叫他们打得是落花流水啊 [00:05:26] 有名的普快投死了七八个呀 [00:05:30] 你一个人能行 [00:05:32] 嗯 [00:05:35] 好吧 [00:05:36] 管他能行 [00:05:37] 不能行 [00:05:38] 咱试试看 [00:05:40] 这样行不行 [00:05:42] 麻烦麻烦你 [00:05:43] 你陪着我到青州府去一趟 [00:05:46] 你给我带路 [00:05:48] 到那儿我交代 [00:05:49] 完了你的驴 [00:05:51] 我包赔 [00:05:53] 反正我也豁出去了 [00:05:56] 行行行行行 [00:05:57] 我陪你赶奔青州 [00:06:01] 你说胡言烁多可怜呢 [00:06:03] 到现在马也没了 [00:06:06] 只好提着边不行 [00:06:09] 跟着本宅的主人赶奔 [00:06:11] 青州府又走了一整天呐 [00:06:16] 这才来到青州 [00:06:19] 胡岩说 [00:06:20] 我光听说没来过 [00:06:21] 到青州府他一看一哈 [00:06:25] 这慕容知府这地儿不错呀 [00:06:29] 城池高大呀 [00:06:31] 这风光秀丽 [00:06:33] 周围都是大山 [00:06:35] 城地周围是一马平川 [00:06:38] 道路修的是又宽又直 [00:06:41] 看得出是个富庶之区 [00:06:45] 胡延硕鑫说 [00:06:47] 一年清知府 [00:06:49] 10万雪花银 [00:06:51] 要是贪官呢 [00:06:53] 不定的喽多少银子呢 [00:06:56] 何况这么个好地方 [00:06:58] 他脑子在胡思乱想 [00:07:01] 日子往西转的时候 [00:07:03] 他们进了青州了 [00:07:05] 到了青州 [00:07:05] 一打听 [00:07:06] 知府衙门有人指引方向 [00:07:10] 就那儿 [00:07:11] 他们一拐弯 [00:07:13] 到府衙前头一看 [00:07:15] 好气派 [00:07:17] 大影壁高大的府门门上有四个站岗的 [00:07:23] 一个值班的 [00:07:26] 忽然说来个进钱就得给人家说好听的 [00:07:31] 一公扫地几位 [00:07:35] 辛苦辛苦 [00:07:37] 这值班的看了看 [00:07:39] 你瞅这位人高马大啊 [00:07:42] 长得五大三粗的堂堂一表不敢小瞧 [00:07:47] 赶紧还礼 [00:07:48] A 壮士 [00:07:50] 你有事儿 [00:07:51] 请问这是青州知府衙门啊 [00:07:55] 对呀 [00:07:56] 我打算见一见慕容知府 [00:08:00] 呃 [00:08:01] 您是在下复姓呼延 [00:08:06] 单字一硕 [00:08:08] 我叫胡延硕呀 [00:08:10] 我有急事要见他 [00:08:14] 这个 [00:08:14] 你等一等啊 [00:08:15] 我们通报一声 [00:08:17] 至于知府大人见不见 [00:08:19] 那是他的事儿 [00:08:21] 稍后片刻 [00:08:23] 真就遇上好说话的 [00:08:25] 要不这把门儿的极难对付 [00:08:28] 值班的头包里面包进去了 [00:08:32] 慕容知府 [00:08:33] 干嘛呢 [00:08:35] 跟一名师爷 [00:08:37] 两位沐彬 [00:08:39] 四个人在欣赏一个股评 [00:08:44] 这瓶子花二十两银子买的 [00:08:47] 据说是稀世珍宝 [00:08:49] 一倒手就价值万金 [00:08:52] 究竟是真的是假的 [00:08:55] 慕容知府没内眼光 [00:08:58] 想请个行家里手给看一看 [00:09:01] 现在那个行家还没来 [00:09:04] 他们四个在这烂呛汤 [00:09:07] 整这么个节骨眼报事的进来 [00:09:09] 回答人门前来个人儿 [00:09:13] 他说他父姓胡 [00:09:15] 艳杆子一个数字 [00:09:18] 呃 [00:09:18] 要求见抚台大人 [00:09:22] 狐言墅胡延硕 [00:09:26] 来多少人 [00:09:28] 就俩人儿 [00:09:30] 后边跟那人好像是农村的 [00:09:32] 她想见你额 [00:09:37] 慕容知府把这宝瓶放到桌上 [00:09:40] 持愣了片刻 [00:09:42] 先说胡彦硕 [00:09:44] 大名鼎鼎啊 [00:09:46] 据我所知 [00:09:47] 他奉了皇王圣旨上梁山剿匪去了 [00:09:52] 怎么不在两军阵前 [00:09:54] 跑到我青州来了 [00:09:57] 肯定有事儿 [00:09:58] 他不敢怠慢 [00:10:00] 抢啊 [00:10:02] 把宝瓶放起来 [00:10:04] 搭了个请字 [00:10:05] 时间不大 [00:10:06] 胡言硕喝 [00:10:08] 那姓王的从外边儿进来 [00:10:11] 胡延硕叫这姓王的在门口等着 [00:10:15] 他一个人迈步进了大厅 [00:10:18] 往正坐上一看花做这个胖子 [00:10:22] 看这样能有40 岁左右 [00:10:25] 内敛的光华的 [00:10:27] 跟发面大馒头差不多少 [00:10:30] 两道细眉 [00:10:32] 肉包子眼镜 [00:10:33] 肉包子鼻子 [00:10:35] 大鲶鱼嘴 [00:10:37] 你牙长得也不好 [00:10:38] 里出外进的 [00:10:40] 蒜瓣儿牙稀不楞登 [00:10:42] 有点胡须 [00:10:44] 头戴乌纱 [00:10:45] 身穿红袍 [00:10:48] 两旁还站着几个人 [00:10:51] 呼延烁鑫说 [00:10:52] 甭问 [00:10:54] 这就是慕容魁、慕容知府啦 [00:10:58] 求人家来了 [00:10:59] 因此紧行两步 [00:11:01] 一弓扫地 [00:11:03] 抚台大人一相 [00:11:05] 可好胡言硕游离了 [00:11:10] 呃 [00:11:12] 慕容魁看了看 [00:11:14] 哦 [00:11:14] 这就是胡言 [00:11:15] 说见过见过 [00:11:17] 几年前在京里头在教军场 [00:11:20] 我见过 [00:11:22] 不过这么面对面的时候很少看 [00:11:26] 这样胡言说怎么了 [00:11:28] 气色不正 [00:11:30] 凭他的身份也得带几个保镖和卫兵啊 [00:11:34] 怎么上来一个人肯定有事儿 [00:11:39] 慕容知府欠了欠身 [00:11:41] A 不敢 [00:11:42] 不敢请呼延将军落座蟹座 [00:11:48] 有人搬了把椅子 [00:11:50] 呼延烁坐下了 [00:11:52] 慕容知府就问敢问 [00:11:56] 呼延将军 [00:11:58] 本府听说你凤皇王圣旨和太尉令箭 [00:12:05] 领大兵讨伐梁山水寇 [00:12:09] 您不在两军阵前指挥军事 [00:12:13] 怎么到我青州来了 [00:12:15] 请问有何贵干呢 [00:12:19] 哎 [00:12:20] 会杀人也 [00:12:24] 福泰大人 [00:12:25] 我来求你 [00:12:26] 来了是这么这么这么这么这么这么这么回事儿 [00:12:31] 胡言硕也是正人君子 [00:12:33] 不会说瞎话 [00:12:35] 一就是一二就是二也不夸大 [00:12:38] 也没有水分 [00:12:40] 把实情全端出来 [00:12:43] 哦 [00:12:43] 慕容知府一听才明白啊 [00:12:45] 打败了没咒念了 [00:12:48] 求我来借兵 [00:12:50] 那不笑话一样 [00:12:52] 这种人都是势利眼呢 [00:12:55] 刚才那脸上还有点乐模样 [00:12:57] 一听完了 [00:12:58] 呱嗒把脸沉下来了 [00:13:01] 哎 [00:13:04] 原来如此 [00:13:07] 这呼延将军 [00:13:10] 按理说你指挥失当 [00:13:14] 打了败仗 [00:13:16] 你应当进京向朝廷请罪才是啊 [00:13:22] 你这是跟我说不着 [00:13:24] 你应该请示高太尉 [00:13:28] 我是个小小的四品知府 [00:13:31] 我哪里来的军队 [00:13:34] 即使有点儿军队 [00:13:36] 也要保卫青州府的安全 [00:13:39] 无能为力 [00:13:41] 无能为力啊 [00:13:44] 福泰大人 [00:13:45] 你尽管放心 [00:13:47] 虽然我暂时困难向你借兵 [00:13:50] 在我平了梁山之后 [00:13:52] 抚台大人 [00:13:54] 我是个报恩的人 [00:13:55] 我绝不会忘记大人的恩德 [00:13:59] 我要加倍报答 [00:14:03] 这话人人都会说 [00:14:05] 这正在这时 [00:14:08] 旁边有个师爷拽了他袖子一下 [00:14:12] 内意思有话要说 [00:14:15] 慕容知府明白怎么回事儿了 [00:14:17] 呃 [00:14:18] 啊啊 [00:14:19] 这样吧 [00:14:20] 呼延将军 [00:14:22] 你累了 [00:14:23] 请在下面吃饭啊 [00:14:25] 喝点水 [00:14:26] 歇歇腿儿 [00:14:28] 用本府考虑考虑 [00:14:32] 多谢抚台大人 [00:14:34] 来人哪 [00:14:36] 把呼延将军请下去 [00:14:38] 招待茶饭吃 [00:14:41] 行吧 [00:14:43] 他也没表态 [00:14:45] 呼延硕就出来了 [00:14:47] 心里都没底啊 [00:14:49] 哎呀 [00:14:49] 胡延硕 [00:14:50] 咱不说咱说 [00:14:52] 慕容知府问那个失业 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看来这脸呢白舍了 [00:18:56] 他心里正在胡思乱想 [00:18:59] 来人 [00:18:59] 请他 [00:19:00] 呼延将军抚台 [00:19:02] 大人有请 [00:19:04] 跟那洗面佛差不多 [00:19:06] 少胡言说不明白怎么回事儿 [00:19:09] 迈步走进大厅 [00:19:12] 在看慕容魁笑脸相迎 [00:19:15] 刚才欠欠屁股 [00:19:17] 这会儿街道门口来了 [00:19:19] 哈哈哈哈哈哈 [00:19:22] 哎呀慢 [00:19:23] 怠慢怠胡言 [00:19:25] 将军屋里请 [00:19:27] 谢坝人 [00:19:29] 胡言说 [00:19:30] 一看这怎么回事儿 [00:19:32] 刚才那幅德行现在变了样了啊 [00:19:36] 到了里边儿 [00:19:36] 分宾主落座 [00:19:39] 慕容知府先说话 [00:19:41] 呼延将军不必为难 [00:19:46] 哎 [00:19:47] 人有失手 [00:19:48] 马有漏匹马是不是 [00:19:51] 再者一说兵家胜败常事 [00:19:55] 就打个败仗也不足为奇 [00:19:59] 当年孙武子不打败仗啊 [00:20:01] 姜子牙不打败仗啊 [00:20:03] 也打败仗 [00:20:05] 人贵在别地倒地 [00:20:07] 爬得起来 [00:20:09] 呼延将军我佩服你 [00:20:12] 你是胜不骄 [00:20:14] 败不垒 [00:20:16] 就冲你这精神头儿