Well it took me a woman late last night 昨晚我送一个女人回家 I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right 我已经醉了 但她还好 'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook 直到她褪去外衣 She took off her wig said how do I look 她脱掉假发问我 我看起来怎样 I's high flyin' bare naked out the window 我喝多了 赤身裸体站在窗前 Well sometimes I might get drunk 也许有时我喝醉了 Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk 走路摇摇晃晃 闻起来像无赖 Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride 不要伤害我的自尊 'Cause I got my little lady right by my side 因为我的女人在我身边 She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me 她假装不认识我 I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed 我在木屋外面涂鸦 When a can a black paint it fell on my head 一罐黑漆掉在我的头上 I went down to scrub and rub 我下楼去擦洗 But I had to sit in back off the tub 但我不得不坐在浴缸里 Cost a quarter half price 花了我15分钟 Well my telephone rang it would not stop 我的电话响个不停 It's President Kennedy callin' me up 是Kennedy校长打来的 He said "My friend Bob what do we need 他说 我的朋友 我们需要什么 To make the country grow " 来让我们的小镇繁荣 I said "My friend John Brigitte Bardot 我说 John我们需要Brigitte Bardot Anita Ekberg Anita Ekberg Sophia Loren country will grow" Sophia Loren 小镇就会繁荣 Well I got a woman five feet short 我拥有一个高挑的女郎 She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts 她大声地尖叫发牢骚 She tickles my nose pats me on my head 她让我的鼻子发痒 轻拍我的脑袋 Blows me over and kicks me out of bed 把我从床上踢下去 She's a man eater meat grinder bad looser 她是男人的天敌 可怕的失败者 Oh there ain't no use in me workin' all the time 没有把时间全部用在工作上 I got a woman who works herself blind 我拥有一个工作狂女友 Works up to her britches up to her neck 她全心全意地工作 Writes me letters and sends me checks 给我写信 给我寄钱 She's a humdinger folk singer 她是个出色的歌手 Late one day in the middle of the week 这一周的最后一天 Eyes were closed I was half asleep 我半睡半醒 I chased me a woman up the hill 我在山上追逐一个女人 Right in the middle of an air drill 就在这空档 I jumped a fallout shelter 我跳过这遮蔽物 I jumped the string bean 跳过菜地 I jumped the TV dinner I jumped the shot gun 我不吃速冻快餐 我躲过了散弹枪的射击 Now the man on the stand he wants my vote 现在一个男人想要我选举他 He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note 他从进行投票的办公室里跑出来 He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple 他不在那里宣讲 Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people 告诉我他爱所有的人 He's eatin' bagels he's eatin' pizza 他吃面包和披萨 He's eatin' chitins 还有馅饼 Oh set me down on a television floor 让我蹲在电视前 I'll flip the channel to number four 我要换到4频道 Out of the shower comes a football man 洗完澡来了一个足球队员 With a bottle of oil in his hand greasy kid stuff 手里拿着一瓶油 What I wanna know Mr Football Man is 我想知道什么 足球先生 What do you do about Willy Mays 你会怎么做 Martin Luther King Olatunji oh Martin Luther King和Olatunji Well the funniest woman I ever seen 这是我见过的最好的女人 Was the great granddaughter of Mr Clean 是Clean先生的曾孙女 She takes about fifteen baths a day 她一天洗15次澡 Wants me to grow a mustache on my face she's insane 想让我蓄胡子 她一定是疯了 Well ask me why I'm drunk all the time 问我为什么总是醉醺醺 It levels my head and eases my mind 我已经不记得了 I just walk along and stroll and sing 我只是在边走边唱歌 404

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