[00:00:11] Well it took me a woman late last night [00:00:13] 昨晚我送一个女人回家 [00:00:13] I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right [00:00:19] 我已经醉了 但她还好 [00:00:19] 'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook [00:00:21] 直到她褪去外衣 [00:00:21] She took off her wig said how do I look [00:00:24] 她脱掉假发问我 我看起来怎样 [00:00:24] I's high flyin' bare naked out the window [00:00:35] 我喝多了 赤身裸体站在窗前 [00:00:35] Well sometimes I might get drunk [00:00:38] 也许有时我喝醉了 [00:00:38] Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk [00:00:40] 走路摇摇晃晃 闻起来像无赖 [00:00:40] Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride [00:00:42] 不要伤害我的自尊 [00:00:42] 'Cause I got my little lady right by my side [00:00:46] 因为我的女人在我身边 [00:00:46] She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me [00:00:58] 她假装不认识我 [00:00:58] I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed [00:01:00] 我在木屋外面涂鸦 [00:01:00] When a can a black paint it fell on my head [00:01:05] 一罐黑漆掉在我的头上 [00:01:05] I went down to scrub and rub [00:01:07] 我下楼去擦洗 [00:01:07] But I had to sit in back off the tub [00:01:10] 但我不得不坐在浴缸里 [00:01:10] Cost a quarter half price [00:01:18] 花了我15分钟 [00:01:18] Well my telephone rang it would not stop [00:01:21] 我的电话响个不停 [00:01:21] It's President Kennedy callin' me up [00:01:25] 是Kennedy校长打来的 [00:01:25] He said "My friend Bob what do we need [00:01:27] 他说 我的朋友 我们需要什么 [00:01:27] To make the country grow " [00:01:28] 来让我们的小镇繁荣 [00:01:28] I said "My friend John Brigitte Bardot [00:01:30] 我说 John我们需要Brigitte Bardot [00:01:30] Anita Ekberg [00:01:34] Anita Ekberg [00:01:34] Sophia Loren country will grow" [00:01:46] Sophia Loren 小镇就会繁荣 [00:01:46] Well I got a woman five feet short [00:01:49] 我拥有一个高挑的女郎 [00:01:49] She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts [00:01:53] 她大声地尖叫发牢骚 [00:01:53] She tickles my nose pats me on my head [00:01:56] 她让我的鼻子发痒 轻拍我的脑袋 [00:01:56] Blows me over and kicks me out of bed [00:01:59] 把我从床上踢下去 [00:01:59] She's a man eater meat grinder bad looser [00:02:12] 她是男人的天敌 可怕的失败者 [00:02:12] Oh there ain't no use in me workin' all the time [00:02:15] 没有把时间全部用在工作上 [00:02:15] I got a woman who works herself blind [00:02:17] 我拥有一个工作狂女友 [00:02:17] Works up to her britches up to her neck [00:02:19] 她全心全意地工作 [00:02:19] Writes me letters and sends me checks [00:02:22] 给我写信 给我寄钱 [00:02:22] She's a humdinger folk singer [00:02:36] 她是个出色的歌手 [00:02:36] Late one day in the middle of the week [00:02:39] 这一周的最后一天 [00:02:39] Eyes were closed I was half asleep [00:02:41] 我半睡半醒 [00:02:41] I chased me a woman up the hill [00:02:44] 我在山上追逐一个女人 [00:02:44] Right in the middle of an air drill [00:02:47] 就在这空档 [00:02:47] I jumped a fallout shelter [00:02:49] 我跳过这遮蔽物 [00:02:49] I jumped the string bean [00:02:52] 跳过菜地 [00:02:52] I jumped the TV dinner I jumped the shot gun [00:03:01] 我不吃速冻快餐 我躲过了散弹枪的射击 [00:03:01] Now the man on the stand he wants my vote [00:03:03] 现在一个男人想要我选举他 [00:03:03] He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note [00:03:06] 他从进行投票的办公室里跑出来 [00:03:06] He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple [00:03:08] 他不在那里宣讲 [00:03:08] Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people [00:03:12] 告诉我他爱所有的人 [00:03:12] He's eatin' bagels he's eatin' pizza [00:03:17] 他吃面包和披萨 404

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