[00:00:00] I'm Shady (我叫痞子阿姆) - Hit Crew Masters [00:00:06] Who came through with two [00:00:07] Glocks to terrorize your borough huh [00:00:09] Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl i did [00:00:11] Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl [00:00:14] Sold a billion tapes and still screamed f**k the world [00:00:16] I'm slim shady so come and kill me while my name's hot [00:00:19] And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot ow [00:00:21] I think i got a generation brainwashed [00:00:24] To pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot uhh-oh [00:00:27] Stop they blood flow until they veins clot [00:00:29] I need a pain shot and a shot of plain scotch [00:00:32] Purple haze and acid raindrops [00:00:34] Spike the punch at the party and drink pop gulp gulp [00:00:37] Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top [00:00:39] Bad boy i told you that i can't stop [00:00:42] You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you [00:00:45] So everybody buy my sh*t or i'ma come and kill you [00:00:47] I got mushrooms i got acid i got tabs and aspirin tablets [00:00:51] I'm your brother when you need [00:00:54] Some good w**d to set you free [00:00:56] You know me i'm your friend when you need a minithin [00:01:06] I'm slim shady [00:01:07] I like happy things i'm really calm and peaceful uh-huh huh [00:01:11] I like birds bees i like people [00:01:13] I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful [00:01:16] Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool woo [00:01:18] The ill type i stab myself with a steel spike [00:01:21] While i blow my brain out just to see what it feels like [00:01:23] Cause this is how i am in real life mm-hmm [00:01:26] I don't want to just die a normal [00:01:27] Death i wanna be killed twice uh-huh [00:01:29] How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat [00:01:31] When they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet huh [00:01:33] So bring the money by tonight cause your wife [00:01:36] Said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life help me [00:01:39] I try to keep it positive and play it cool [00:01:41] Shoot up the playground and tell the kids [00:01:43] To stay in school stay in school [00:01:44] Cause i'm the one they can relate to and look up to better [00:01:47] Tonight i think i'll write my biggest fan a f**k you letter [00:01:49] I got mushrooms i got acid i got tabs and aspirin tablets [00:01:53] I'm your brother when you need some [00:01:56] Good w**d to set you free [00:01:58] You know me i'm your friend when you need a minithin [00:02:08] I'm slim shady [00:02:10] Yo i listen to your demo tape and act like i don't like it [00:02:13] Aww that sh*t is wack [00:02:14] Six months later you hear your lyrics on my sh*t [00:02:16] What that's my sh*t [00:02:16] People don't buy sh*t no more they just dub it [00:02:18] That's why i'm still broke and had the [00:02:19] Number one club hit yup uh huh [00:02:21] But they love it when you make your business public [00:02:23] So f**k it i've got herpes while we on the subject uh-huh [00:02:25] And if i told you i had aids y'all would play it [00:02:28] Cause you stupid motherf**kers think i'm playin when i say it [00:02:30] Well i do take pills don't do speed [00:02:33] Don't do crack uh-uhh don't do coke i do smoke w**d uh-huh [00:02:36] Don't do smack i do do shrooms do drink beer yup [00:02:39] I just wanna make a few things clear [00:02:40] My baby mama's not dead uh-uhh [00:02:42] She's still alive and bitchin yup [00:02:43] And i don't have herpes my dick's just itchin [00:02:46] It's not syphilis and as for being aids infested [00:02:48] I don't know yet i'm too scared to get tested [00:02:51] I got mushrooms i got acid i got tabs and aspirin tablets [00:02:55] I'm your brother when you need some [00:02:58] Good w**d to set you free [00:03:00] You know me i'm your friend when you need a minithin [00:03:10] I'm slim shady [00:03:13] Ha hah-ha ha ha hah hah i told you i was shady [00:03:18] Ha hah-ha hah-ha ha hah hah-ha hah-ha hah-ha [00:03:21] Y'all didn't wanna believe me [00:03:26] I'm shady [00:03:31] And that's my name