[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)
[00:00:08] May I have your attention please
[00:00:11] May I have your attention please
[00:00:14] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:00:17] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:00:21] We're going to have a problem here
[00:00:23] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:00:26] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy
[00:00:28] Just burst in the door
[00:00:29] Started whoopin her a** worse than before
[00:00:30] They first get divorced throwing
[00:00:31] Her over furniture （scream）
[00:00:33] It's the return of the
[00:00:34] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say
[00:00:36] What I think he did did he
[00:00:37] And Dr Dre said
[00:00:39] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead
[00:00:41] He's locked in my basement （haha）
[00:00:43] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:00:44] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:00:46] Look at him walking around
[00:00:48] Grabbing his you know what
[00:00:49] Limping to you know who yeah
[00:00:50] But hes so cute though
[00:00:51] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up
[00:00:53] In my head loose
[00:00:54] But no worse than what's going on
[00:00:55] In your parent's bedrooms
[00:00:56] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:00:58] But can't but its cool for Tom Green
[00:01:00] To hump a dead moose
[00:01:02] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:01:04] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:01:06] And that's the message that
[00:01:07] We deliver to little kids
[00:01:08] And expect them not to know
[00:01:09] What a womens clitoris is
[00:01:10] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[00:01:11] By the time they hit 4th grade
[00:01:12] They got the discovery channel don't they
[00:01:15] We ain't nothing but mammals
[00:01:16] Well some of us cannibals
[00:01:18] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[00:01:20] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[00:01:21] Then there's no reason that a man
[00:01:23] And another man can't elope
[00:01:24] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[00:01:26] Women wave your panty hoes
[00:01:27] Sing the chorus and it goes
[00:01:28] I'm Slim Shady
[00:01:29] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:30] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:01:32] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:01:34] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:01:37] Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[00:01:38] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:39] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:01:41] So won't the real Slim shady
[00:01:43] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[00:01:46] Will Smith don't gotta cuss
[00:01:47] In his raps to sell records
[00:01:48] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
[00:01:51] You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[00:01:53] Half of you critics can't even
[00:01:54] Stomach me let alone stand me
[00:01:56] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[00:01:58] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[00:02:00] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[00:02:02] Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[00:02:04] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[00:02:07] And hear 'em argue over
[00:02:08] Who she gave head to first
[00:02:09] Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
[00:02:12] Yeah he's cute but I think
[00:02:13] He's married to Kim hehe
[00:02:14] I should download her audio on mp3
[00:02:16] And show the whole world how
[00:02:17] You gave Eminem V D （scream）
[00:02:19] I'm sick of you little girl and
[00:02:21] Boy groups all you do is annoy me
[00:02:22] So I've been sent here to destroy you
[00:02:24] And theres a million of us just like me
[00:02:26] Who cuss like me
[00:02:26] Who just don't give a f**k like me
[00:02:28] Who dress like me
[00:02:28] Walk talk and act like me
[00:02:30] It just might be the next best thing
[00:02:32] But not quite me
[00:02:33] I'm Slim Shady
[00:02:33] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:02:35] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[00:02:37] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:02:39] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
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