Rap God - Top Choice Masters Look I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get this one chance Something's wrong I can feel it Just a feeling I've got like something's About to happen but I don't know what If that means what I think it means We're in trouble big trouble And if he is as bananas as you say I'm not taking any chances You are just what the doc ordered I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap god rap god All my people from the front to The back nod back nod Now who thinks their arms are long Enough to slap box slap box They said I rap like a robot So call me rap bot But for me to rap like a Computer must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back pocket My pen'll go off when I half cock it Got a fat knot from that rap profit Made a livin' and a killin' off it Ever since bill clinton was still in office With monica lewinsky feeling on his nutsack I'm an mc still as honest But as rude and as indecent as all hell Syllables skill a holic kill 'em all with This flippity dippity hippity hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissin' Match with this rappity rap Packin' a mac in the back of the ac' Backpack rap crap yap yap yackety yack And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat Stunts while I'm practicing that I'll still be able to break a motha table Over the back of a couple of Faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to aftermath after the fact How could I not blow All I do is drop f bombs Feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time period Here's a maxi pad It's actually disastrously bad for the wack While I'm masterfully constructing This master piece yeah 'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap god rap god All my people from the front to The back nod back nod Now who thinks their arms are long Enough to slap box slap box Let me show you maintaining this shit Ain't that hard that hard Everybody want the key and the secret To rap immortality like I have got Well to be truthful the blueprint's Simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid Did nothing but shoot for the moon since pew Mc's get taken to school with this music 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme Now I lead a new school full of students Me I'm a product of rakim lakim shabazz 2pac Nwa cube hey doc ren yella Eazy thank you they got slim Inspired enough to one day grow up Blow up and be in a position To meet run dmc And induct them into the mothaf**kin' rock 'n Roll hall of fame Even though I'll walk in the church And burst in a ball of flames Only hall of fame I'll be inducted In is the alcohol of fame On the wall of shame You fags think it's all a game 'Til I walk a flock of flames Off a plank and Tell me what in the are you thinking Little gay lookin' boy So I can barely say it with A 'straight' face lookin' boy You're witnessing a mass occur Like you're watching a church Gathering take place looking boy Oy vey that boy's gay that's all they say Looking boy You get a thumbs up pat on the back And a way to go from your label Every day looking boy Hey looking boy what you say looking boy I get a hell yeah from dre looking boy I'ma work for Everything I have never ask nobody for shit Get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you're never Gonna be capable of keeping up With the same pace looking boy 'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a rap god rap god All my people from the front to the back nod back nod The way I'm racing around the track Call me nascar nascar Dale earnhardt of the trailer park The white trash god Kneel before general zod this planet's Krypton no asgard asgard So you be thor and I'll be odin You rodent I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately With these bombs I'm toting And I should not be woken I'm the walking dead But I'm just a talking head a zombie floating But I got your mom I'm out my ramen noodle We have nothing in common poodle I'm a doberman pinch yourself in The arm and pay homage pupil It's me My honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I Don't utilize what I do though