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[00:00:01] 武松大闹快活林
[00:00:05] 把个酒馆儿也给砸了
[00:00:08] 把伙计给揍了
[00:00:12] 最后
[00:00:13] 索性
[00:00:14] 把蒋门神的小妾春花
[00:00:18] 给塞到酒缸里了
[00:00:22] 哎哟
[00:00:23] 整座酒馆就乱了套了
[00:00:27] 有人撒脚如飞
[00:00:30] 到树林里
[00:00:32] 给蒋忠送信
[00:00:36] 其实
[00:00:36] 武松并没有喝醉
[00:00:39] 头脑相当清醒
[00:00:43] 他打这帮人是故意找茬
[00:00:47] 其实他要打的就是蒋门神
[00:00:52] 他用眼角的余光发现有人给送信儿去
[00:00:57] 就借着这个劲儿
[00:00:59] 武松摇摇晃晃就跟出酒馆
[00:01:05] 单说蒋门神
[00:01:09] 近二年来
[00:01:11] 脑满肠肥
[00:01:13] 逍遥自在
[00:01:15] 是心满意足啊
[00:01:19] 每一天
[00:01:21] 光收那银子
[00:01:23] 就足有三五百两
[00:01:26] 这一个月得有多大的进项
[00:01:30] 刨出去
[00:01:31] 给张团练
[00:01:33] 张督监进贡之外
[00:01:36] 每个愿望少说他也得进个三千五千的银子
[00:01:42] 家里买了房子
[00:01:43] 置了地
[00:01:44] 又在快活林娶了小老婆
[00:01:48] 能不美吗
[00:01:50] 每一天他到这儿
[00:01:52] 就往逍遥椅上一躺
[00:01:55] 闭目养神
[00:01:57] 不然的话
[00:01:58] 到赌场转一圈
[00:02:01] 再弄点外快
[00:02:04] 今儿个也不例外
[00:02:06] 在一棵大槐树下放着逍遥椅
[00:02:11] 他往上边儿一躺
[00:02:12] 是闭目养神
[00:02:14] 就听着
[00:02:17] 酒馆那一阵大乱
[00:02:20] 蒋忠没想到有人敢砸他的酒馆
[00:02:25] 正在这时
[00:02:26] 报信的人到了
[00:02:28] 这掌柜的了不得了
[00:02:32] 您
[00:02:32] 您快看看吧
[00:02:33] 有个醉汉
[00:02:36] 把酒馆给砸了
[00:02:37] 啊
[00:02:40] 蒋门神一骨碌身站起来
[00:02:43] 哪儿来的小子
[00:02:45] 不知道
[00:02:46] 听听听口音是是个山东人
[00:02:51] 蒋门神一听
[00:02:53] 火往上撞啊
[00:02:55] 大步流星
[00:02:57] 往酒馆就走
[00:02:59] 迎面正好遇上武松
[00:03:05] 武松一看
[00:03:06] 就这主平顶
[00:03:08] 身高一丈挂零
[00:03:09] 比自己还高着一拳
[00:03:13] 比如说
[00:03:15] 蒋门神是个口袋
[00:03:18] 能把武松装进去
[00:03:20] 还带咣当的
[00:03:23] 这大块头
[00:03:24] 上秤称一称
[00:03:27] 没有
[00:03:28] 300斤也差不多少
[00:03:31] 蒋忠身上的黑肉都噔楞噔楞的
[00:03:37] 武松心里头可就留着神了
[00:03:40] 知道这小子不好惹呀
[00:03:43] 因为金眼彪
[00:03:44] 施恩也向他交代过底
[00:03:48] 别看武松表面上轻松
[00:03:51] 心里头也有点儿紧张啊
[00:03:56] 这就叫有备而无患
[00:04:01] 报事的小伙计用手一指掌柜的
[00:04:05] 呃
[00:04:06] 就是他
[00:04:08] 蒋门神大吼了一声
[00:04:10] 呔
[00:04:13] 小子
[00:04:13] 你他妈给我站住
[00:04:16] 你是哪儿来的野种
[00:04:19] 未曾闹事之前
[00:04:21] 你他妈的也打听打听
[00:04:25] 这是蒋记酒馆
[00:04:27] 岂容你撒野
[00:04:30] 你活腻歪了
[00:04:33] 这个蒋忠嘴说
[00:04:35] 可没伸手
[00:04:37] 原因是什么呢
[00:04:39] 他知道
[00:04:40] 上他酒馆
[00:04:42] 敢这么折腾的还没有
[00:04:45] 既然他敢折腾
[00:04:47] 大概就有点儿来头
[00:04:50] 所以蒋忠用目打量武松
[00:04:53] 一看
[00:04:54] 他也吓了一跳
[00:04:56] 一瞅这条大汉
[00:04:58] 比自己矮不多少
[00:05:00] 宽宽的肩膀
[00:05:02] 细细的腰身
[00:05:04] 那腱子肉都鼓鼓着
[00:05:07] 剑眉虎目
[00:05:09] 鼻直口方
[00:05:10] 俩眼倍儿亮啊
[00:05:14] 蒋忠是个练家子
[00:05:17] 那眼睛好使啊
[00:05:18] 用眼睛一搭就知道不是等闲之辈
[00:05:24] 所以他干咋呼
[00:05:26] 没动手
[00:05:28] 武松故意喝醉了
[00:05:31] 摇摇晃晃眯缝着眼睛
[00:05:34] 看了看蒋忠
[00:05:37] 玩你
[00:05:39] 你他妈是
[00:05:40] 是谁呀
[00:05:42] 在爷爷的面前
[00:05:44] 你白活什么
[00:05:47] 我就是酒馆的掌柜的蒋忠师爷
[00:05:56] 那哦了半天
[00:05:57] 你是掌掌柜的
[00:06:00] 我打打打的就是你
[00:06:05] 武松说着来了个先下手为强
[00:06:10] 左手一晃
[00:06:11] 他的面门正手一掌
[00:06:15] 叫单壮掌猛扣蒋门神的华盖穴
[00:06:22] 掌上刮风
[00:06:24] 呼一下就到了
[00:06:26] 别看蒋忠长得像个没毛的大狗熊
[00:06:31] 身子相当利便
[00:06:34] 赶紧跨步闪身往旁边一躲
[00:06:37] 诶
[00:06:40] 武松这一掌即空
[00:06:43] 这蒋门神呢
[00:06:45] 顺势使了一招金丝缠腕
[00:06:48] 嘿
[00:06:50] 伸出仨手指头
[00:06:52] 猛扣武松的脉门
[00:06:56] 武松
[00:06:57] 赶紧往回一收招
[00:06:59] 蒋门神趁势往前一迈步
[00:07:03] 使了个大鹏单展翅
[00:07:06] 猛击武松的肋骨
[00:07:10] 那可是铁砂掌啊
[00:07:13] 拍上肋骨就得折
[00:07:17] 武松一看
[00:07:18] 这小子够厉害的
[00:07:20] 出手如电
[00:07:23] 我可得多加注意
[00:07:25] 赶紧吐气
[00:07:27] 心胸屁股往后一坐
[00:07:29] 使了一招叫千斤坠成
[00:07:34] 遁出去六尺多远
[00:07:37] 蒋门神这一巴掌没扇着
[00:07:41] 就这样
[00:07:42] 两个人插手过招
[00:07:45] 站在一处
[00:07:49] 咱这么说吧
[00:07:51] 武松打出事以来
[00:07:54] 还没遇上这么硬的茬
[00:07:58] 今天这仗打的可够过瘾的
[00:08:02] 武松把少林学的八年的功夫那点儿精华全抖了出来
[00:08:10] 也站不倒蒋门神
[00:08:13] 那么蒋门神呢
[00:08:15] 也没遇上过茬儿
[00:08:17] 这是第一次
[00:08:19] 一边打着
[00:08:21] 一边他心中盘算
[00:08:22] 哎
[00:08:23] 咿呀
[00:08:25] 这大个子是哪儿来的
[00:08:28] 他是谁呀
[00:08:30] 受谁的主使
[00:08:32] 跟我为仇作对
[00:08:34] 看他的掌法
[00:08:36] 是少林的功夫
[00:08:38] 我可要多加谨慎
[00:08:40] 不然今天是非吃亏不可呀
[00:08:43] 就这样
[00:08:44] 蒋门神呢
[00:08:46] 把压箱底的绝招也施展开来
[00:08:50] 两个人打的
[00:08:51] 这个好看就甭提了
[00:08:53] 有时武松发动攻势
[00:08:57] 啪啪啪啪啪
[00:08:58] 别别别别别
[00:09:00] 那拳头好像连珠炮子
[00:09:04] 把蒋门神逼得是蹬蹬倒退
[00:09:08] 只有招架之功
[00:09:09] 并无还手之力
[00:09:11] 可有时候
[00:09:13] 蒋门神
[00:09:14] 发动进攻
[00:09:16] 连拳带脚是猛扣猛拍呀
[00:09:20] 把武松给逼的也是滴溜溜乱转
[00:09:26] 咱们上文书说了
[00:09:29] 现在的时间
[00:09:31] 中午刚过
[00:09:34] 快活林正在热闹的时候
[00:09:37] 30 多家买卖
[00:09:39] 那游人都上千呢
[00:09:42] 一听说这儿打仗
[00:09:44] 谁不想看看热闹
[00:09:47] 尤其听说把蒋门神的酒馆给砸了
[00:09:50] 这事儿真新鲜
[00:09:53] 所以外边围观那个人呢
[00:09:55] 就拥挤不逃
[00:09:59] 人们一边看着
[00:10:00] 一边窃窃私议
[00:10:04] 我说哥哥
[00:10:04] 兄弟啊
[00:10:06] 我这大个哪儿来的
[00:10:07] 不知道
[00:10:09] 我这家胆子不小
[00:10:11] 敢碰蒋门神
[00:10:13] 还用说吗
[00:10:15] 看这位可不看我手底下可够利索的
[00:10:18] 可不是吗
[00:10:19] 哎呀
[00:10:20] 谁赢谁输
[00:10:21] 现在很难断定啊
[00:10:23] 看着啊
[00:10:24] 今天弄不好非出人命不可
[00:10:26] 可不是吗
[00:10:28] 一传十十传百
[00:10:30] 越聚人越多
[00:10:34] 武松跟蒋门神
[00:10:36] 打到80 多个回合
[00:10:38] 还没分输赢
[00:10:41] 武二郎可就有点冒汗
[00:10:44] 不由得阵阵发燥
[00:10:48] 心说
[00:10:49] 我跟我兄弟施恩
[00:10:51] 夸狼言说大话
[00:10:54] 把弓可都拉满了
[00:10:58] 我下了
[00:10:59] 双保证
[00:11:00] 我把酒店给夺回来给我兄弟出气
[00:11:05] 一旦要败在蒋门神之手
[00:11:09] 我有何颜面去见他呀
[00:11:12] 我就得一脑袋碰死到这儿给给
[00:11:18] 怎么办呢
[00:11:19] 诶
[00:11:21] 灵机一动
[00:11:23] 武松想起一件事来
[00:11:27] 在少林寺学艺的时候
[00:11:29] 他的授业恩师
[00:11:32] 圆光罗汉
[00:11:35] 学艺八年呐
[00:11:37] 等武松临走那天
[00:11:39] 原光长老
[00:11:40] 送他
[00:11:42] 师徒到了少林寺山根底下
[00:11:47] 等要分手了
[00:11:49] 难舍难离的
[00:11:51] 圆光长老就说武松啊
[00:11:53] 咱们师徒一场
[00:11:55] 临分手
[00:11:57] 我有件事情嘱咐你
[00:12:00] 你功夫学得不错
[00:12:03] 但有时候
[00:12:04] 潦草
[00:12:06] 急躁
[00:12:08] 不太成熟
[00:12:09] 比如说
[00:12:11] 你要遇上劲敌
[00:12:14] 你不是他的对手
[00:12:17] 怎么办呢
[00:12:18] 为师教给你一招决议
[00:12:21] 叫败终取胜的招法
[00:12:25] 武松一听
[00:12:26] 高兴
[00:12:26] 啊
[00:12:27] 师傅
[00:12:28] 什么招儿
[00:12:29] 什么招儿啊
[00:12:30] 这可得冒点险
[00:12:32] 败中取胜
[00:12:34] 迷惑对方
[00:12:36] 出其不意
[00:12:37] 攻其不备
[00:12:39] 你才能取胜
[00:12:41] 就把这招交给武松了
[00:12:44] 后来告诉武松
[00:12:47] 这叫钩挂连环绝命腿
[00:12:51] 怎么使
[00:12:52] 怎么使
[00:12:52] 怎么使
[00:12:54] 武松就学会了
[00:12:57] 但是数年来武松没遇上过劲敌
[00:13:03] 换句话说
[00:13:04] 没打过败仗
[00:13:06] 谁在武松的面前
[00:13:08] 三下五除二就得输
[00:13:10] 所以这武松从来也没使唤过这招
[00:13:14] 年头多了
[00:13:16] 几乎淡忘了
[00:13:18] 今天面对强敌
[00:13:21] 武二郎突然想起老师教的绝招来了
[00:13:25] 哎呀
[00:13:27] 对
[00:13:28] 没使唤过
[00:13:30] 不知道好使不好使
[00:13:34] 看眼前的形势
[00:13:37] 不豁出一头去也不行了
[00:13:41] 武松边打边想
[00:13:43] 最后打定主意了
[00:13:45] 双掌猛扣蒋门神的灭门啊
[00:13:49] 啪啪啪就击掌
[00:13:50] 身子一摘歪
[00:13:52] 就好像脚底下没根呢
[00:13:55] 摔倒了似的
[00:13:58] 虽然是假摔
[00:13:59] 跟真的差不多
[00:14:01] 头发扑通
[00:14:02] 武松是摔倒在地
[00:14:06] 真就把蒋门神给迷惑住了
[00:14:10] 蒋门神心里一动
[00:14:12] 哎哟
[00:14:13] 天赐良机呀
[00:14:17] 我直说
[00:14:18] 赢不了这个大个子哦
[00:14:21] 你自己摔倒了
[00:14:23] 这可是你找死
[00:14:26] 蒋门神高兴
[00:14:28] 往跟前一送
[00:14:29] 扬拳便打
[00:14:32] 他可吃了亏了
[00:14:35] 武松虽然摔倒
[00:14:37] 跟一般的人不一样啊
[00:14:40] 他躺在地上
[00:14:42] 好像一张弓
[00:14:44] 这左手枕到头底下
[00:14:47] 好像是枕头
[00:14:48] 两条腿蜷蜷着
[00:14:52] 等蒋门神跨步上来了
[00:14:55] 武松这两条腿开始做活了
[00:14:59] 底下这条腿
[00:15:01] 往怀里带
[00:15:03] 用脚尖儿勾蒋门神的脚后跟
[00:15:08] 右腿往外踢
[00:15:10] 蹬他的迎面鼓
[00:15:15] 就这一下
[00:15:16] 蒋门神就没躲开
[00:15:18] 嗖啪咔嚓这一下
[00:15:21] 就听蒋门神哎哟了一声
[00:15:24] 摔出有一丈多远去
[00:15:27] 真好
[00:15:28] 像从三楼上
[00:15:30] 掉下个大行李卷儿一样
[00:15:32] 噗
[00:15:34] 沙土都崩起多高来
[00:15:37] 武松赶紧使了个鲤鱼
[00:15:40] 打挺站起身来了
[00:15:42] 一根步到了蒋门神近前
[00:15:46] 对准他肋插
[00:15:47] 啪啪啪就两腿
[00:15:51] 这玩意儿提上受得了
[00:15:53] 蒋门神惨叫了两声
[00:15:55] 啊
[00:15:56] 啊
[00:15:58] 肋骨折了五根儿
[00:16:04] 武松还怕他反扑
[00:16:05] 往前一纵
[00:16:07] 伸出一尺多长的大脚丫子
[00:16:10] 把他的脸蛋子跟脖子给他踩住了
[00:16:14] 把两只大拳头举起来
[00:16:16] 对准蒋门神的头部
[00:16:19] 和上身就像擂鼓一样
[00:16:22] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪
[00:16:26] 哎哟哎哟哎哟哎哟诶诶
[00:16:32] 也就说怎么了
[00:16:34] 连叫唤的劲儿都没了
[00:16:37] 直翻白眼
[00:16:38] 顺着鼻子口往外呛血
[00:16:43] 今天他可吃了爆亏了
[00:16:46] 武松心说
[00:16:48] 别介
[00:16:49] 别给打死
[00:16:51] 人命关天
[00:16:52] 那就不好交代了
[00:16:54] 武松最后不打了
[00:16:57] 把拳头高高地举过头顶
[00:17:00] 高声断喝
[00:17:01] 呔
[00:17:03] 蒋门神
[00:17:05] 你服也不服
[00:17:09] 服不服
[00:17:11] 别看蒋门神快断气儿了
[00:17:14] 头脑还挺清醒
[00:17:17] 人谁不愿意活着
[00:17:19] 愿意死没有
[00:17:22] 蒋忠心想
[00:17:23] 再打下去
[00:17:24] 我就活不成了
[00:17:26] 对
[00:17:27] 说点儿软和话吧
[00:17:30] 他一看这大个子
[00:17:31] 问他
[00:17:32] 蒋忠马上哀求上了
[00:17:36] 好汉英雄好汉英雄
[00:17:39] 我服了
[00:17:42] 你再说一遍
[00:17:43] 服不服
[00:17:44] 服了
[00:17:45] 服了
[00:17:47] 好小子
[00:17:49] 我听说你在快活林独霸一方做的分赃二八下账
[00:17:56] 抢男霸女
[00:17:57] 胡作非为呀
[00:18:00] 你小子有什么能耐
[00:18:03] 谁给你撑腰
[00:18:04] 你怎么这么霸道
[00:18:07] 今天爷爷路过此地
[00:18:10] 就要抱打这个不平
[00:18:14] 既然你服了
[00:18:17] 我有三点要求
[00:18:19] 你必须答应
[00:18:20] 不然我就活活把你打死
[00:18:23] 你说吧
[00:18:24] 你说个什么要求
[00:18:26] 300件我也答应
[00:18:30] 这会儿看热闹的人就看到我了
[00:18:35] 一看这小伙子能把蒋门神给打成这模样
[00:18:40] 真是人心大快
[00:18:44] 都静静地听着
[00:18:46] 武松说一
[00:18:49] 我听说你这快活林酒店是夺别人的
[00:18:55] 原来开酒店的小伙子姓石
[00:18:59] 对不对
[00:19:01] 你无缘无故把人家财产给谋夺了
[00:19:05] 有这事儿
[00:19:07] 好
[00:19:08] 你怎么夺的
[00:19:09] 你怎么给人家吐出来
[00:19:12] 你必须从现在起
[00:19:14] 净身出户
[00:19:16] 把所有的财产还给老石家
[00:19:20] 你听懂没
[00:19:21] 行行行
[00:19:23] 我能做的到
[00:19:24] 我答应
[00:19:25] 第二件
[00:19:28] 你小子人五人六的
[00:19:30] 在这儿报号
[00:19:31] 叫蒋门神
[00:19:33] 你这脸露的也够足的了
[00:19:36] 今天不行了
[00:19:39] 要想叫我饶你
[00:19:41] 你把快活林32 家酒店的老掌柜的
[00:19:45] 少掌柜的
[00:19:46] 东家
[00:19:47] 账房先生
[00:19:48] 全都请来
[00:19:50] 你当众向石公子赔礼认罪
[00:19:56] 你答应不答应
[00:19:58] 答应
[00:19:59] 第三样
[00:20:01] 不许你在孟州住
[00:20:04] 你马上夹行李卷给我滚蛋
[00:20:08] 多待一天也不行
[00:20:11] 我要发现你没走
[00:20:13] 见头打头
[00:20:14] 见尾打尾
[00:20:15] 见一次打一次
[00:20:17] 见十次打十次
[00:20:19] 听见没
[00:20:20] 是是是是是我马上就滚
[00:20:26] 你看这事儿还怎么打了
[00:20:28] 你怎么说
[00:20:29] 人家怎么答应
[00:20:31] 武松这火气就消了一大半
[00:20:35] 最后把脚抬起来了
[00:20:38] 滚起来
[00:20:39] 哎哎
[00:20:40] 起得来吗
[00:20:43] 肋条
[00:20:44] 骨都折了
[00:20:46] 有几个小伙计仗个胆儿过来了
[00:20:49] 原来都是蒋忠的人
[00:20:52] 好汉
[00:20:52] 英雄
[00:20:54] 我们扶着掌柜的起来行吗
[00:20:56] 没你们的事儿
[00:20:58] 你们随便吧
[00:20:59] 谢谢好汉英雄
[00:21:03] 哎哟
[00:21:04] 费了半天劲
[00:21:05] 把蒋门神从地上给周起来
[00:21:09] 这蒋门神
[00:21:10] 惨透了
[00:21:13] 武松所要求的三件事
[00:21:15] 马上照办
[00:21:18] 先把快活林
[00:21:20] 头面人物100多号
[00:21:23] 全请到这片树林
[00:21:27] 其实甭请这些人
[00:21:28] 都来看热闹来了
[00:21:30] 这一打招呼都来了
[00:21:33] 金眼彪施恩
[00:21:36] 在动手之前躲起来了
[00:21:39] 最后听说哥哥打了胜仗了
[00:21:43] 把蒋门神制服了
[00:21:45] 施恩带着30 几名军汉
[00:21:49] 和五六个徒弟也赶到了
[00:21:54] 一看哥哥乐武扬威
[00:21:56] 果然打了胜仗
[00:21:57] 金眼彪那太高兴了
[00:22:00] 人们全都到齐
[00:22:04] 武松叉着腰问蒋门神
[00:22:07] 人都到齐了
[00:22:08] 你打算怎么办
[00:22:09] 我马上就赔礼
[00:22:11] 马上就赔礼
[00:22:15] 本来这小子都没有劲说话了
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