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[00:00:03] 照B 想叫一个人假扮新娘
[00:00:08] 这人很难挑
[00:00:12] 首先选的是小一
[00:00:14] 都没钱
[00:00:15] 量也年轻
[00:00:17] 小伙儿长得也帅气
[00:00:18] 长得也系列
[00:00:20] 但是钱亮说的
[00:00:22] 叫我冲锋陷阵怎么的都行
[00:00:26] 干这活儿我干不了
[00:00:28] 您那另选旁人
[00:00:31] 哎
[00:00:32] 是啊
[00:00:33] 这也不能强人所难
[00:00:35] 对吧
[00:00:36] A
[00:00:37] 我是张景龙
[00:00:39] 你长得也挺帅气
[00:00:42] 个虽然高遮一点儿
[00:00:43] 再叫里头一窝吧谁能去测量啊
[00:00:47] 女光新娘
[00:00:49] 你看怎么样呃
[00:00:51] 张景龙说
[00:00:52] 赵老爷
[00:00:53] 我跟钱亮一样
[00:00:55] 怎么的都行
[00:00:56] 就这活儿我干不了
[00:00:58] 另选旁人
[00:00:59] 说什么我也不能答应谢
[00:01:04] 这
[00:01:04] 这这
[00:01:05] 总而言之
[00:01:07] 照壁犯难了
[00:01:08] 人不少
[00:01:10] 合适的很少很少的
[00:01:13] 怎么办呢
[00:01:15] 谁都没想到
[00:01:17] 这位新出世的英雄傻小子杜科雄在旁边听出门道来了
[00:01:24] 呃呃
[00:01:26] 我
[00:01:26] 我小脑瓜
[00:01:28] 你看我
[00:01:29] 我装新娘怎么样
[00:01:32] 一句话
[00:01:33] 大伙挖全了开
[00:01:36] 有你的新娘
[00:01:38] 跟眉毛的大狗熊差不多
[00:01:40] 少五大三粗
[00:01:42] 能有新娘五个分领陈相华
[00:01:46] 马可照B
[00:01:48] 长不长的眼睛
[00:01:51] AA
[00:01:52] 我看还可以
[00:01:54] 咱J 新娘就是胖点的对不对
[00:01:57] 说啥
[00:01:58] 小子
[00:01:58] 你过来
[00:02:00] 你愿意呗
[00:02:01] 金鸟re
[00:02:03] 有饭吃就行
[00:02:04] 嘿
[00:02:05] 好吃的有的是
[00:02:07] 但是你小子可得听话
[00:02:10] 你要把事给弄砸了
[00:02:12] 我告诉你
[00:02:13] 大饼卷肉什么都没了
[00:02:16] 呃
[00:02:17] 你八天
[00:02:17] 呃呃
[00:02:18] 可不行
[00:02:19] 你说啥的
[00:02:20] 让我吃饭
[00:02:21] 那你得听话啊
[00:02:23] 老老实实装新娘
[00:02:26] 一句话不准多说
[00:02:28] 不准哼
[00:02:29] 不准哈
[00:02:30] 不准挪地方
[00:02:32] 到那儿拜了天地
[00:02:34] 入了洞房
[00:02:35] 你就在那儿摸黑呆着
[00:02:38] 多咱那新郎官啊
[00:02:40] 你也记不住名儿
[00:02:41] 反正我告诉你吧
[00:02:43] 叫黄强
[00:02:45] 叫黄强
[00:02:46] 进了洞房就交给你了
[00:02:48] 给我
[00:02:48] 为什么
[00:02:50] 别整死啊
[00:02:52] 要一口活气儿的
[00:02:53] 最好把他生擒活拿
[00:02:57] 懂得什么叫生擒活拿
[00:03:00] 就是有口气还没死
[00:03:01] 哎
[00:03:01] 对了
[00:03:03] 最好这么办
[00:03:04] 你小子要办成这事儿立了大功一件
[00:03:08] 见着咱们总范东大饼卷肉管够吃
[00:03:13] 懂吗
[00:03:13] 哦
[00:03:14] 那就行呢
[00:03:14] 行呢
[00:03:15] 交给我去上旁边儿去背词去
[00:03:18] 我刚才教给你这套话
[00:03:20] 反复的背
[00:03:22] 一会儿我还得考你
[00:03:23] 你行不行
[00:03:25] 你这傻小子
[00:03:26] 还真动了心
[00:03:27] 记了往墙角一做
[00:03:29] 掰着手指在那算账
[00:03:31] 嘴里嘟嘟囔囔
[00:03:33] 要听话别说话
[00:03:36] 在屋里一呆
[00:03:37] 把内小子逮住
[00:03:39] 要活气儿
[00:03:40] 别整死
[00:03:41] 嘿嘿
[00:03:43] 记住
[00:03:43] 嘿嘿
[00:03:45] 大伙瞅着他乐
[00:03:47] 傻家伙有傻人缘
[00:03:50] 照B 按下
[00:03:51] 他不说
[00:03:52] 跟黄天霸一商量
[00:03:54] 咱们谁办成送亲的
[00:03:57] 脸儿熟的人不行
[00:04:00] 怕叫人家认出来
[00:04:01] 得找内敛而声的相隐龙、银、虎啊这样的路面儿都没事儿
[00:04:07] 应该很少跟他们打交道
[00:04:10] 照B 1 想
[00:04:11] 我也化化妆也办成送亲人呢
[00:04:15] 因为照B 为什么跟着
[00:04:17] 他是个精细的人
[00:04:19] 全靠她张罗
[00:04:21] 离开他就直不开炮
[00:04:24] 照B 分派完了
[00:04:26] 想起一件大事儿来
[00:04:28] 跟黄天霸一商议
[00:04:30] 把本地巡检兹巡检辰的姥爷
[00:04:36] 别找了
[00:04:38] 打过交道
[00:04:39] 那是五官呢
[00:04:41] 巡检司就是巡检本地治安的
[00:04:45] 手下有兵全呢
[00:04:48] 辰的姥爷进了小王伽陀
[00:04:51] 等到了老梁家
[00:04:53] 进屋一看
[00:04:55] 全是苏州府的官员
[00:04:58] 他不知道发生什么事儿
[00:05:01] 他认识黄田坝
[00:05:02] 和赵B 经常打交道
[00:05:04] 过来跟黄田坝界里用黄堵头
[00:05:08] 您在这儿啊
[00:05:09] 陈大老爷今天晚上把您给请的
[00:05:12] 有件大事儿咱们商议
[00:05:15] 您吩咐什么事儿
[00:05:18] 黄田坝是个都头
[00:05:20] 有什么权利派给人家活呢
[00:05:23] 这得仰仗着知府大人施世纶
[00:05:28] 知府大人有交代
[00:05:30] 我们今天晚上要采取行动
[00:05:33] 超黄梁庄对付王龙凤啊
[00:05:40] 瞬间一听
[00:05:41] 吓得可不行啊
[00:05:43] 黄龙凤老虎的屁股摸不得
[00:05:48] 但是施大人有话
[00:05:51] 必须采取行动
[00:05:53] 他受施大人D 节制
[00:05:56] 敢不听公是公私是私
[00:06:00] 黄田坝严肃认真
[00:06:03] 因此
[00:06:04] 陈德老爷点头
[00:06:06] 黄猪头
[00:06:07] 我具体干哪些
[00:06:10] 您那马上回去调动军队
[00:06:12] 你手下有多少人
[00:06:14] 哎呀
[00:06:14] 我管的人不多
[00:06:16] 一共240 个
[00:06:18] 全调动
[00:06:20] 各拿绳索、刀枪棍棒
[00:06:23] 埋伏在黄梁庄左右等
[00:06:27] 事发之后
[00:06:28] 封锁现场
[00:06:29] 务实一人漏网
[00:06:32] 你明白吗
[00:06:33] 我明白
[00:06:35] 配合苏州府的官员
[00:06:37] 咱们采取一致的行动
[00:06:39] 我明白了
[00:06:41] 陈大老爷
[00:06:42] 你现在就回去
[00:06:43] 准备马上带着军队按预定地点进行埋伏
[00:06:50] 刘力
[00:06:52] 陈子姥爷是个五官
[00:06:54] 闻风而动
[00:06:55] 一下就准备去了
[00:06:57] 黄田坝交代完了
[00:06:59] 这就忙上了
[00:07:01] 这个杜克熊怎么办呢
[00:07:03] 他也不像新娘啊
[00:07:05] 就他五大三粗的
[00:07:07] 人家应勤的来了一看当时就得露馅儿
[00:07:11] 照B 10分精细
[00:07:13] 把老梁家的小院审视了一遍
[00:07:17] 告诉姑娘
[00:07:19] 梁红
[00:07:19] 你啊
[00:07:20] 别害怕
[00:07:21] 我们今天来救你来的
[00:07:23] 你也得帮帮忙
[00:07:25] 你穿上新娘的衣服坐到外屋
[00:07:29] 比方他们迎亲的来了
[00:07:31] 偷眼能看见
[00:07:33] 等上轿子的时候你就藏起来了
[00:07:37] 旁人替你上教
[00:07:39] 你就躲起来了
[00:07:41] 你娘陪着你
[00:07:43] 这你敢干吗
[00:07:45] 姑娘勉强答应了
[00:07:47] 是
[00:07:47] 是是
[00:07:48] 这我敢bi a j 楼也用不着你说话
[00:07:51] 让他们看一眼就行
[00:07:54] 姑娘也打扮起来了
[00:07:57] 描眉打鬓
[00:07:58] 穿着新娘的衣服
[00:08:00] 在外间屋
[00:08:02] 布克兄弟为灶王爷
[00:08:05] 在里间屋
[00:08:07] 这大家就忙活着
[00:08:09] 有话则长
[00:08:10] 无话则短的
[00:08:13] 到了迎亲的时候
[00:08:15] 又见黄梁庄那个方向
[00:08:18] 灯球火把、亮子、油松是照如白昼
[00:08:23] 一行人足有200来号
[00:08:26] 敲锣打鼓
[00:08:27] 抬着花轿
[00:08:29] 骑着高头骏马
[00:08:31] 赶奔小王伽陀
[00:08:35] 这有放哨的
[00:08:37] 依然发现了
[00:08:38] 马上回来告诉赵B 和黄金吧
[00:08:41] 来了来了
[00:08:44] 照B 也难免一震地紧张啊
[00:08:47] 各位做好准备
[00:08:50] 心里要有底
[00:08:52] 不准乱套啊
[00:08:54] 来了啊
[00:08:55] 做好准备
[00:08:57] 造币又告诉老太太
[00:08:59] 您假装高兴点
[00:09:00] 迎亲的人来了得先见您呐啊
[00:09:03] 你说几句客气话
[00:09:06] 千万别把戏给演砸了
[00:09:08] 劳神知道
[00:09:10] 劳神知道
[00:09:11] 一个个心都提到嗓子眼儿
[00:09:14] 书说简短
[00:09:16] 时间不大黄梁庄来迎亲的人已经进了
[00:09:21] 小汪伽陀拐弯抹角
[00:09:24] 来到老娘家门口里啦里啦
[00:09:28] 那吹着
[00:09:30] 再看迎亲的头子那个黄强
[00:09:35] 春愁果断帽插宫
[00:09:38] 花是狮子披红
[00:09:41] 骑着一匹大红马
[00:09:43] 这匹马新刷洗的是金鞍玉佩
[00:09:47] 马头上也戴着大红花
[00:09:51] 黄强高兴
[00:09:53] 嘴角往下耷拉着
[00:09:55] 掩饰不住内心的喜悦
[00:09:59] 心想
[00:09:59] 什么呢
[00:10:01] 这老娘家
[00:10:02] 这个梁虹的丫头长得太美了
[00:10:06] 我就没见过这么好看的女孩儿
[00:10:10] 他恨不能一张嘴把这女孩吞到肚里去
[00:10:15] 日思夜想
[00:10:18] 今天终于有了眉目了
[00:10:21] 快点把他接到家里拜天地
[00:10:24] 入洞房
[00:10:26] 我爹那全都安排好了
[00:10:28] 祝贺的人也太多太多了
[00:10:32] 可是越想越高兴
[00:10:34] 陪着他来迎亲的40 多人
[00:10:37] 其中大部分都是把手
[00:10:40] 以防意外
[00:10:42] 但表面看不出来
[00:10:43] 长袍短褂都是新衣服
[00:10:46] 一个个喜气洋洋
[00:10:48] 投钱的人拖着盆
[00:10:50] 带着礼物
[00:10:52] 那么老梁家呢
[00:10:54] 也假装演戏啊
[00:10:56] 大门挂灯
[00:10:57] 二门挂红
[00:10:59] 大门洞开
[00:11:01] 红毡铺地
[00:11:02] 老太太在堂屋坐着等着
[00:11:05] 梁老四在旁边陪着
[00:11:08] 时间不大
[00:11:09] 就剑皇强从外边儿进来了
[00:11:13] 这小子还人模狗样的撩衣服跪倒在地
[00:11:18] 岳母大人在上小婿
[00:11:20] 黄强参拜大人了
[00:11:26] 老太太心说话
[00:11:30] 你们黄家父子就不是个人哪
[00:11:36] 把老太太恨透了
[00:11:38] 但是到了现在还得演戏啊
[00:11:40] 老太太假装高兴
[00:11:42] 欠了欠身
[00:11:44] 贤婿评审免礼
[00:11:48] 多谢岳母大人
[00:11:51] 贤虚啊
[00:11:53] 本应当款待你吃顿饭
[00:11:56] 知道今天晚上事儿太多
[00:11:59] 我的小女就托付于你啦
[00:12:03] 今后你们百年合好
[00:12:06] 终生相守
[00:12:08] 要善待于他
[00:12:10] 老删我也就放心了
[00:12:13] 岳母大人放心
[00:12:15] 小婿
[00:12:16] 一切都安排得到了
[00:12:18] 你女儿嫁给我算小了
[00:12:20] 服了金后
[00:12:22] 岳母大人乐一住在黄梁庄
[00:12:25] 我特为给准备一所庄宅
[00:12:28] 让你享受不尽的快乐
[00:12:33] 好好好
[00:12:34] 崂山就谢过了
[00:12:36] 呃
[00:12:37] 岳母大人
[00:12:38] 既然如此
[00:12:40] 我是二
[00:12:41] 的确很忙
[00:12:42] 要迎新人马上起身
[00:12:46] 先去随便吧
[00:12:48] 我不送了
[00:12:49] 是是是是
[00:12:51] 王强退出来
[00:12:53] 有人张罗着
[00:12:55] 花轿抬到院儿里头
[00:12:58] 照B 在那儿瞎扎呼
[00:13:00] 告诉尹龙银虎
[00:13:02] 你们是娘家人
[00:13:04] 因为他俩生了
[00:13:06] 他俩也喊
[00:13:07] 哎呀
[00:13:08] 今天的日子不太好
[00:13:11] 要B 3光啊
[00:13:12] 星光、月光、灯光都得B 才能一顺百顺
[00:13:18] 呃
[00:13:19] 外间屋掌灯
[00:13:21] 先让姑爷看上姑娘一眼
[00:13:24] 然后避光上叫
[00:13:29] 黄强这小子进了配方
[00:13:31] 撩帘望屋一看
[00:13:33] 姑娘在床那儿坐着
[00:13:35] 哎呦
[00:13:37] 人配衣服
[00:13:38] 马配鞍呢
[00:13:39] 借着灯光一照
[00:13:41] 这姑娘艳丽无比
[00:13:44] 她看完之后是魂飞魄散
[00:13:48] 飘荡荡荡飘飘
[00:13:50] 好像失魂落魄相似
[00:13:53] 转身退出去
[00:13:54] 这阵请着姑娘上轿
[00:13:56] 灯光只列第三光to
[00:14:00] 风的也没了
[00:14:01] 里边儿变了戏法儿的姑娘躲起来了
[00:14:05] 代替它的灶王爷杜科雄
[00:14:09] 钻进了轿子
[00:14:12] 那把大铁锹他也拿着
[00:14:15] 那是随手的家伙
[00:14:17] 形影不离啊
[00:14:18] 人抬轿起
[00:14:20] 喊一声起嗯
[00:14:23] 这才叫你就直咧嘴
[00:14:26] 哎哎哎嘎吱吱喳喳
[00:14:30] 我的妈呀
[00:14:32] 我的新娘怎么这么大分量
[00:14:35] 听说新娘长得挺苗条
[00:14:37] 少说废话吧
[00:14:39] 咱就干这活儿的
[00:14:40] 切杆吱吱
[00:14:42] 吱嘎吱
[00:14:43] 吱吱河山
[00:14:44] 河山河山
[00:14:45] 河山河山
[00:14:47] 黄强光顾高兴
[00:14:49] 哪管这些非深杀了马把手一挥
[00:14:53] 辉煌梁庄狂慌慌里啦里啦啦地吹着
[00:15:00] 人等
[00:15:01] 掉头感动黄梁庄
[00:15:04] 官人们暗藏利刃
[00:15:07] 夹到送亲的队伍当中
[00:15:09] 跟着也来到黄梁庄
[00:15:13] 咱们不必细说了
[00:15:16] 说有人皮
[00:15:18] 今天为了B 3 光
[00:15:19] 先入洞房
[00:15:21] 后拜天地
[00:15:23] 这样比较顺利
[00:15:25] 黄强啊
[00:15:26] 现在恨不得一头钻进洞房
[00:15:30] 黄强的太好了
[00:15:31] 太好了
[00:15:32] 应当先进洞房后拜天地
[00:15:36] 这就是随着令一个地方一个讲究
[00:15:40] 就把这个轿子抬到新房的院里叫门
[00:15:46] 这对准房门有人挑帘儿
[00:15:48] 杜戈雄拎着大铁锹钻进心房
[00:15:53] 依然是那个老讲究B 3 光
[00:15:56] 星光
[00:15:56] 月光
[00:15:57] 灯光
[00:15:58] 屋里黢黑
[00:15:59] 杜和熊进屋了
[00:16:02] 杜克星到了屋之后
[00:16:04] 一批鼻子
[00:16:05] 哎哟
[00:16:06] 好香啊
[00:16:07] 你这么小
[00:16:07] 嗯
[00:16:08] 这屋挺大
[00:16:10] 目光一看
[00:16:11] 哦
[00:16:12] 这是床
[00:16:14] 二人刁滑大床
[00:16:17] 南锣丝的帐帘儿
[00:16:19] 金钩挑着闪段的背布
[00:16:22] 往地上一看
[00:16:23] 红毡铺地
[00:16:25] 八仙桌
[00:16:26] 太师椅
[00:16:27] 资兴
[00:16:27] 猩红的毡子垫儿往桌上一看
[00:16:31] 这是什么
[00:16:32] 水果儿摆了满桌子的糕点和水果
[00:16:37] 杜科雄一看
[00:16:38] 嘴中干渴
[00:16:41] 小脑瓜告诉我了
[00:16:42] 别言语
[00:16:43] 别说话
[00:16:44] 把新郎官交给我了
[00:16:46] 一会儿免不了一场大战
[00:16:49] 我先吃饱了喝足了再说
[00:16:53] 这位坐在太师椅子上
[00:16:55] 甩着腮帮子边起大槽牙
[00:16:58] 满桌子的糕点和水果
[00:17:01] 他造了有一半儿
[00:17:02] 哪儿有吃这些果味儿
[00:17:06] 吃只会
[00:17:08] 发现肚子一阵绞痛
[00:17:12] 要上茅房
[00:17:14] 哎呀度和雄心里说话
[00:17:16] 我早就憋的慌
[00:17:19] 想跟你小脑袋瓜说
[00:17:21] 人也多也乱
[00:17:22] 没抽开功夫哟
[00:17:24] 这肚子这的小茅房也已经憋不住了
[00:17:29] 但是小脑瓜告诉他
[00:17:31] 不准言语
[00:17:32] 不准动
[00:17:33] 就在屋里呆着
[00:17:34] 如果违背了规矩
[00:17:36] 将来不给大饼卷肉吃
[00:17:38] 你只知道哎呀
[00:17:40] 憋死我了
[00:17:41] 呵呵
[00:17:43] 他双手捂着肚子按叫
[00:17:45] 痛苦咱不必细说
[00:17:48] 单说前院
[00:17:49] 好家这热闹
[00:17:52] 罗列北盘来祝贺的人
[00:17:57] 左邻右舍的100来号
[00:18:00] 各山各倒各寨来祝贺第100来号
[00:18:04] 加上府里的人
[00:18:06] 打溜须的人胜友如云不下500多人
[00:18:11] 屋里能装的开院儿里东西院正院全是人
[00:18:17] 天灯杆子上标着天灯
[00:18:20] 锃明刷亮
[00:18:21] 豁蹬力蹬
[00:18:23] 人影晃动
[00:18:25] 一个个笑语欢声
[00:18:27] 手下的仆人丫鬟老妈子穿梭不断
[00:18:31] 敬酒上菜
[00:18:34] 单说黄荣凤做到主席这张桌上
[00:18:38] 是居中而坐
[00:18:40] 神采奕奕
[00:18:42] 儿子完婚
[00:18:43] 他能不高兴吗
[00:18:45] 咱们前文书已说了
[00:18:48] 儿子不是第一次玩昏了
[00:18:50] 如果这次是事实的话
[00:18:53] 这是第九方一派的
[00:18:56] 这小子年纪不大
[00:18:57] 娶了九个媳妇
[00:19:00] 不记名儿的他霸占着
[00:19:02] 他糟蹋的还不在其内
[00:19:05] 这是名正言顺的
[00:19:07] 你说他这个爹缺德不缺德
[00:19:11] 今天高兴
[00:19:13] 众人频频向他敬酒
[00:19:15] 他让他儿子频频给众位敬酒
[00:19:18] 要一醉方休
[00:19:21] 大厅跨越式
[00:19:23] 笑语欢声
[00:19:25] 正在这时候
[00:19:26] 这黄强这小子有点呆不住了
[00:19:29] 进了一群酒之后
[00:19:32] 就跟他爹商量
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