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[00:00:00] 黄文炳是个十足的坏蛋
[00:00:06] 在蔡九知府面前
[00:00:10] 举报宋江
[00:00:12] 留下反噬
[00:00:15] 其实啊
[00:00:17] 这蔡德章这人啊
[00:00:20] 平日就注意享受
[00:00:23] 就注意贪污
[00:00:25] 发大财什么的
[00:00:28] 对这种事情不怎么感兴趣
[00:00:33] 但您别忘了
[00:00:35] 不怕没好事
[00:00:37] 就怕没好人
[00:00:41] 架不住黄文炳
[00:00:44] 在蔡德章面前紧得了呀
[00:00:49] 把这件事儿说的是十分严重
[00:00:54] 蔡九知府就引起注意来了
[00:00:57] 嚯
[00:01:00] 那么
[00:01:01] 这诗谁做的
[00:01:03] 他留了名字了
[00:01:06] 郓城宋江作
[00:01:10] 宋江是什么人
[00:01:12] 卑职全调查清楚了
[00:01:16] 他就是牢城营里的一个囚徒
[00:01:20] 是吗
[00:01:22] 好小子
[00:01:23] 胆子不小
[00:01:26] 来呀
[00:01:29] 八班仁义
[00:01:31] 上来侍候
[00:01:33] 府台大人有何差派
[00:01:36] 把戴宗给我叫来
[00:01:40] 这个戴宗
[00:01:42] 专管牢城营啊
[00:01:46] 戴宗赶紧来
[00:01:47] 在上边施礼
[00:01:49] 参见大人戴宗
[00:01:53] 听说咱们江州牢城营
[00:01:57] 有个罪犯叫宋江
[00:02:00] 他竟敢在浔阳楼留下反噬
[00:02:06] 人证物证俱在
[00:02:10] 你马上领人
[00:02:12] 把这宋江给我抓来
[00:02:14] 本府要审问
[00:02:17] 是
[00:02:20] 戴宗领伙人下去可就傻了
[00:02:25] 这心就跳成了一个噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔
[00:02:31] 心说
[00:02:32] 宋江哥哥
[00:02:34] 你
[00:02:35] 你疯了
[00:02:37] 你是傻了
[00:02:39] 啊
[00:02:40] 你怎么跑到浔阳楼写反诗去了
[00:02:46] 这是什么地方
[00:02:48] 哎呀
[00:02:50] 可要了我的命了
[00:02:51] 我怎么能救得了你呢
[00:02:56] 戴宗领着人一边走一边想这事儿
[00:02:59] 又一想
[00:03:00] 不行
[00:03:02] 我得事先给我哥哥送个信儿
[00:03:05] 想个好办法
[00:03:08] 戴宗的招儿也多
[00:03:10] 回头告诉这些当差的
[00:03:13] 各位
[00:03:14] 大家回去准备准备
[00:03:17] 拿着刀枪
[00:03:18] 棍棒
[00:03:19] 锁的绳子啊
[00:03:21] 听说这个罪犯可挺厉害
[00:03:24] 如果他要跑了
[00:03:25] 咱们都吃
[00:03:26] 罪不起
[00:03:27] 一个时辰之后到火神庙
[00:03:30] 我家钱就找我
[00:03:32] 咱们不见不散啊
[00:03:34] 好嘞
[00:03:36] 当差的散了
[00:03:37] 回家取家事去了
[00:03:40] 戴宗就利用这个机会往下一塌腰
[00:03:45] 施展飞行术啊
[00:03:55] 眨眼间来到牢城营
[00:03:59] 咱可说清楚
[00:04:02] 飞行术是一种功夫
[00:04:05] 可不是封建迷信啊
[00:04:08] 抓把土就飞了
[00:04:11] 啊
[00:04:11] 不是那么回事儿
[00:04:13] 戴宗怎么叫神行太保
[00:04:16] 就两条腿
[00:04:17] 快
[00:04:20] 到了牢城营了
[00:04:22] 很快就找着宋江了
[00:04:26] 自从那日宋江吃酒带醉
[00:04:30] 回到牢城营
[00:04:32] 酒喝的过量了
[00:04:34] 这两天也没得劲
[00:04:38] 脑袋也疼
[00:04:39] 心里头也烦
[00:04:42] 有时候啊
[00:04:43] 到鹿世房坐一会儿就回去躺着
[00:04:48] 这两天也没出门
[00:04:50] 正在这时
[00:04:52] 戴宗进来了
[00:04:54] 大哥诶诶兄弟
[00:04:56] 哪儿去了你
[00:04:59] 你叫为兄找的好苦啊
[00:05:03] 昨天我找你上浔阳楼喝酒去
[00:05:07] 结果怎么也没找着
[00:05:09] 哥哥别提了
[00:05:12] 你惹了祸了
[00:05:15] 宋江大吃一惊
[00:05:16] 啊
[00:05:17] 贤弟
[00:05:18] 此话怎讲
[00:05:20] 还怎么讲呢
[00:05:22] 你方才提到浔阳楼了
[00:05:26] 你是不是上那儿喝酒去了啊
[00:05:30] 除了喝酒之外
[00:05:32] 您还干了些什么
[00:05:35] 还
[00:05:36] 没干什么
[00:05:39] 您在粉壁墙流失没有
[00:05:45] 好像流失了
[00:05:47] 你写的什么
[00:05:50] 哎呀
[00:05:51] 我那天喝多了
[00:05:53] 我也记不清都写些什么
[00:05:56] 哥哥呀
[00:06:00] 就因为你留下的是反噬
[00:06:04] 被一个叫黄文炳的坏蛋看见了
[00:06:09] 已经在蔡九知府面前把你给告发了
[00:06:14] 知府大人冲冲大怒
[00:06:16] 命我领人来抓哥哥
[00:06:19] 我让手下的差人回去取家伙
[00:06:23] 我利用这机会来给你报信
[00:06:25] 哥哥
[00:06:26] 大祸就在眼前
[00:06:28] 你看怎么办
[00:06:30] 转文去
[00:06:32] 哎
[00:06:37] 宋江也傻了
[00:06:40] 恨自己呀
[00:06:42] 我喝酒就喝酒吧
[00:06:44] 我写那玩意儿干什么呢
[00:06:48] 要不说
[00:06:49] 念书的人都犯这个病
[00:06:52] 有文化呀
[00:06:55] 遇上什么事了
[00:06:57] 呃
[00:06:57] 一悸动
[00:06:58] 头脑一发热
[00:06:59] 提起笔来刷刷点点
[00:07:01] 就写写
[00:07:03] 什么诗词啊
[00:07:04] 歌赋啊
[00:07:06] 要不会这套的诶写篇日记吧
[00:07:10] 发泄
[00:07:11] 发泄
[00:07:12] 你要写好东西行
[00:07:14] 写坏东西
[00:07:16] 到时候有了事儿甭找别的
[00:07:18] 啪啪啪一翻你的日记
[00:07:20] 这就是罪证
[00:07:22] 你说你没那么想
[00:07:24] 没那么想你写这干什么
[00:07:26] 哎
[00:07:27] 这玩意儿要命啊
[00:07:29] 宋江也是个知识分子
[00:07:33] 到了现在
[00:07:34] 他后悔了
[00:07:36] 你写那玩意儿
[00:07:38] 你就能把大宋朝推倒
[00:07:41] 诶你就能改变的了这个社会啊
[00:07:45] 改变不了
[00:07:46] 空
[00:07:47] 把自己断送了
[00:07:50] 戴宗一看宋江
[00:07:52] 急得直冒汗
[00:07:53] 在屋来回直转
[00:07:54] 也没词儿了
[00:07:55] 戴宗急得直跺脚
[00:07:57] 大哥
[00:07:58] 要不你跑了吧
[00:08:00] 不行不行不行
[00:08:02] 现在是天罗地网
[00:08:04] 我能跑到哪儿去啊
[00:08:06] 要一跑更是罪上加罪
[00:08:10] 你还得受牵连
[00:08:12] 这
[00:08:12] 这不是上策
[00:08:14] 那么哥哥
[00:08:15] 你说应该怎么办
[00:08:16] 我方寸已乱
[00:08:18] 也没主意了
[00:08:20] 哎
[00:08:21] 既然这样
[00:08:23] 我就等着挨抓吧
[00:08:24] 不行不行啊
[00:08:28] 我听那意思
[00:08:29] 把你抓去就得砍脑袋
[00:08:31] 诶
[00:08:33] 哥哥
[00:08:34] 这样吧
[00:08:35] 我出个馊主意
[00:08:38] 按照咱们大宋朝的利率
[00:08:41] 有规定
[00:08:43] 这个疯子
[00:08:45] 傻子
[00:08:46] 精神失常的人
[00:08:49] 不负任何法律责任
[00:08:52] 你能不能装疯啊
[00:08:55] 要这一关能闯过去
[00:08:57] 什么事都没有了
[00:08:59] 哥哥
[00:09:00] 你看这主意如何
[00:09:02] 哎呀
[00:09:02] 贤弟
[00:09:03] 好办法
[00:09:05] 好办法
[00:09:06] 这玩意儿我还没装过疯
[00:09:09] 你还没见过疯子吗
[00:09:11] 就混造呗
[00:09:12] 我可走了
[00:09:14] 哥哥从速准备
[00:09:17] 时间耽误长了
[00:09:19] 那能行吗
[00:09:20] 戴宗跑了
[00:09:23] 哎哟
[00:09:24] 宋江一看
[00:09:25] 这是怎么装疯
[00:09:27] 哎呀
[00:09:27] 为了保住这条命
[00:09:30] 把脸往下一抹的
[00:09:33] 就干吧
[00:09:35] 先把尿桶弄屋来了
[00:09:39] 这骚劲儿
[00:09:40] 把尿桶搁到墙角
[00:09:42] 那尿泼的满地都是
[00:09:46] 然后
[00:09:48] 诶还有主意
[00:09:50] 又到厕所
[00:09:52] 拿那勺啊
[00:09:53] 大粪勺崴了两勺大粪
[00:09:57] 摔在台阶上门槛上
[00:09:59] 屋里
[00:10:00] 桌子底
[00:10:00] 哪都是
[00:10:02] 宋江把衣服撕的一条一条的
[00:10:05] 又和了两把泥
[00:10:08] 又抓了点锅灰
[00:10:09] 往脸上一抹
[00:10:11] 把头发破开了
[00:10:14] 揉了点草沫子
[00:10:16] 把鞋脱掉一只
[00:10:18] 挽起一只裤腿儿来
[00:10:21] 宋江对着古铜镜一照
[00:10:24] 把自己也吓一跳
[00:10:26] 嗯
[00:10:27] 的确像疯子了
[00:10:29] 哎呀
[00:10:31] 光外表像不行啊
[00:10:33] 还得有一套词呢
[00:10:36] 他正想着
[00:10:37] 就听外头咚咚咚响起脚步的声音
[00:10:42] 牢城营的管营
[00:10:45] 本城的差伯
[00:10:47] 还有本城的官人
[00:10:49] 陪着戴宗
[00:10:51] 领着抓人的来了
[00:10:53] 戴宗回去
[00:10:54] 那帮人就聚齐了
[00:10:56] 马上领着他们就赶到了
[00:10:58] 说着话
[00:10:59] 前后没有20分钟
[00:11:01] 这戴宗还得假戏真唱啊
[00:11:05] 不能被人看出来他跟宋江有交情
[00:11:10] 还沉着脸
[00:11:11] 跟真的一样
[00:11:12] 你们这屋送家吧
[00:11:13] 走
[00:11:14] 他犯懒了
[00:11:15] 走
[00:11:16] 抓他
[00:11:18] 差拨和管营也不知道这是怎么回事儿啊
[00:11:21] 吓得腿肚子转筋呢
[00:11:23] 陪着来到宋江的房里
[00:11:27] 等推门往屋一看
[00:11:29] 戴宗深感满意
[00:11:31] 嗯
[00:11:32] 行
[00:11:34] 我哥哥装的还真像啊
[00:11:37] 那些当差的全傻眼了
[00:11:40] 一瞅
[00:11:40] 耶
[00:11:42] 这是个什么人呢
[00:11:43] 蓬头垢面
[00:11:46] 露着前心
[00:11:48] 露着大腿
[00:11:49] 光着脚丫
[00:11:51] 脸上抹的那是什么玩意儿
[00:11:54] 觉着脚底下软软乎乎的
[00:11:56] 一看呀
[00:11:58] 踩了一脚大粪
[00:12:00] 啪
[00:12:02] 这屋这个味儿
[00:12:05] 能把人呛死
[00:12:07] 当差的蹬蹬倒退
[00:12:09] 戴宗把鼻子也捂上了
[00:12:12] 行
[00:12:13] 怎么回事这是
[00:12:15] 我是疯子
[00:12:17] 这么一说
[00:12:18] 宋江啊
[00:12:19] 就装开疯了
[00:12:21] 哈哈哈哈
[00:12:25] 你们是什么人
[00:12:29] 我乃玉皇大帝磕头的把兄弟
[00:12:35] 王母娘娘
[00:12:36] 是我二嫂
[00:12:39] 我方玉皇大帝所差
[00:12:42] 来在人间
[00:12:45] 要专杀世上的恶人
[00:12:48] 你们看
[00:12:50] 大头鬼、小头鬼
[00:12:52] 屈死鬼、吊死鬼都来了而往哪里跑
[00:12:59] 宋江说着一蹦而起
[00:13:03] 奔
[00:13:03] 这些人就扑来了
[00:13:06] 戴宗假装害怕是摸身就跑
[00:13:10] 当差的都跟着跑了
[00:13:13] 这宋江追出一段来哈哈大笑
[00:13:16] 在院里蹦蹦蹦
[00:13:18] 还蹦了三圈
[00:13:20] 从地上捡起块砖头来
[00:13:23] 塞嘴里
[00:13:23] 嘎嘣嘎嘣就嚼
[00:13:25] 好香
[00:13:26] 好香啊
[00:13:28] 来来
[00:13:29] 各位吃点吧
[00:13:30] 不是谁吃那玩意儿
[00:13:33] 当差的就问戴宗
[00:13:35] 这
[00:13:35] 这元长
[00:13:36] 这
[00:13:37] 这是个疯子
[00:13:39] 这要带到公堂上去把大人吓着
[00:13:42] 谁能负得了这个责任
[00:13:45] 是啊
[00:13:47] 我看咱们利率有规定
[00:13:50] 疯子
[00:13:51] 傻子
[00:13:52] 不犯法
[00:13:54] 他本身精神失常了
[00:13:56] 干脆咱别带他了
[00:13:58] 回去禀明府台大人也就算了
[00:14:00] 对对对对
[00:14:01] 院长说的对
[00:14:02] 走走走走走走
[00:14:05] 一窝蜂似的离开牢城营
[00:14:08] 回到知府衙门
[00:14:12] 这蔡德章蔡九知府陪着黄文炳说话
[00:14:15] 正等这事儿呢
[00:14:17] 一看
[00:14:18] 戴宗领人回来了
[00:14:20] 参见府台大人
[00:14:22] 呃
[00:14:22] 免
[00:14:23] 把宋江抓来了吗
[00:14:26] 回府台大人的话
[00:14:28] 我们到了牢城营
[00:14:29] 是这么这么这么这么回事儿
[00:14:31] 宋江不是个正常的人
[00:14:34] 疯得还非常厉害
[00:14:37] 呃
[00:14:37] 语无伦次
[00:14:39] 浑身污垢
[00:14:41] 那简直惨不可言了
[00:14:44] 大人不信可以问我手下的弟兄
[00:14:46] 是啊是啊
[00:14:47] 大人
[00:14:48] 他的确是个疯子
[00:14:50] 还吃砖头
[00:14:51] 屋里全是粪便
[00:14:52] 哎呀
[00:14:53] 都下不去脚
[00:14:55] 哦
[00:15:00] 推在一旁
[00:15:02] 转回身
[00:15:03] 他跟黄文炳说
[00:15:06] 黄铜派
[00:15:08] 听见没
[00:15:09] 嘿嘿
[00:15:10] 我说这人呢
[00:15:11] 他没这么大胆子
[00:15:12] 谁正常人
[00:15:14] 干这种事儿
[00:15:16] 除非精神有毛病
[00:15:18] 算了吧
[00:15:19] 一个疯子
[00:15:21] 何必跟他计较呢
[00:15:24] 你看
[00:15:26] 要按着蔡德章的意思
[00:15:28] 这事儿就完了
[00:15:29] 宋江什么事都没了
[00:15:31] 刚才咱不说了
[00:15:33] 不怕没好事
[00:15:34] 就怕没好人呢
[00:15:36] 这黄文炳这小子
[00:15:38] 一心想往上爬
[00:15:42] 一心呢
[00:15:43] 给朝廷立点儿功
[00:15:45] 好
[00:15:45] 作为升官发财的本钱
[00:15:48] 他妈这小子揪住不放
[00:15:51] 赶紧站起来
[00:15:53] 一抱拳
[00:15:54] 俯台明鉴
[00:15:56] 府台大人
[00:15:57] 您千万不要上当啊
[00:16:00] 哦
[00:16:01] 此话怎讲
[00:16:03] 府台大人请想
[00:16:06] 这个宋江
[00:16:07] 他怎么能是疯子
[00:16:10] 您再看看他写的诗句
[00:16:13] 这诗句入木三分
[00:16:16] 四六成行啊
[00:16:19] 笔力苍劲
[00:16:22] 一点儿都不像疯样
[00:16:25] 他根本就不是疯子
[00:16:29] 可能听说您要抓他
[00:16:32] 这小子
[00:16:33] 故意演戏
[00:16:35] 装疯卖傻
[00:16:37] 逃避罪责呀
[00:16:40] 您是上当了
[00:16:43] 能吗
[00:16:46] 这一个人装傻可不容易啊
[00:16:48] 大人
[00:16:49] 这么办吧
[00:16:50] 你要不信
[00:16:52] 您把牢城营的管营差拨或者其他人
[00:16:57] 您找来问问
[00:16:59] 一问就清楚了
[00:17:01] 如果这些人说
[00:17:03] 宋江来的那天就是疯子
[00:17:06] 那看来他是真疯
[00:17:09] 如果他来那天根本不封头几天也没疯
[00:17:13] 现在突然封了
[00:17:14] 这就是假的
[00:17:17] 这还有什么说的
[00:17:19] 嗯
[00:17:20] 通判所言极是
[00:17:24] 戴宗发
[00:17:27] 回家
[00:17:28] 把那差伯他们都给我找来
[00:17:32] 管营
[00:17:33] 差拨都来了
[00:17:35] 敢说瞎话吗
[00:17:37] 蔡九知府把脸一沉
[00:17:40] 说实话
[00:17:41] 宋江刺配到江州那天
[00:17:44] 或者是前些日子
[00:17:46] 他疯吗
[00:17:47] 回大人
[00:17:48] 不封
[00:17:49] 哦
[00:17:50] 什么时候封的
[00:17:52] 我们也不清楚
[00:17:54] 头两天挺好
[00:17:55] 昨天好像还挺好的
[00:17:57] 也不怎么突然就犯病了
[00:18:02] 哎呀
[00:18:03] 通派
[00:18:04] 看来你是十分精细呀
[00:18:07] 这宋江肯定装疯无疑
[00:18:11] 戴宗
[00:18:13] 领人把他给我抓来
[00:18:15] 他要不来
[00:18:16] 用筐也得把他给我抬来
[00:18:20] 戴宗一抖了手
[00:18:22] 完了完了完了完了
[00:18:23] 完了
[00:18:23] 完了完了
[00:18:26] 这关呢
[00:18:27] 没昏过去
[00:18:29] 戴宗没办法
[00:18:30] 二次领人到了牢城营
[00:18:32] 宋江一看又回来了
[00:18:34] 就知道事情不妙
[00:18:35] 在屋嘣嘣直蹦
[00:18:37] 正喊叫着呢
[00:18:39] 玉皇大帝
[00:18:40] 是我磕头的把兄弟
[00:18:42] 戴宗心说
[00:18:44] 什么也不好使了
[00:18:47] 就看堂上怎么样吧
[00:18:50] 吩咐一声
[00:18:51] 拿箩筐抬着他走
[00:18:55] 这宋江嘣嘣直蹦
[00:18:57] 不让旁人靠近
[00:18:59] 那不白扯吗
[00:19:01] 上来十几个棒小伙子
[00:19:04] 掐胳膊
[00:19:05] 拽大腿
[00:19:06] 把他塞筐里
[00:19:08] 左一道右一道
[00:19:09] 拿绳子把他捆结实了
[00:19:11] 抬到知府衙门
[00:19:14] 戴宗回话
[00:19:15] 大人
[00:19:16] 罪犯宋江被抬来了啊
[00:19:21] 来呀
[00:19:23] 传点手下
[00:19:25] 击鼓
[00:19:27] 升堂
[00:19:29] 大人
[00:19:30] 唐钰
[00:19:31] 击鼓升堂
[00:19:46] 八般仁义
[00:19:47] 呐喊堂威
[00:19:50] 蔡德章满身朝服
[00:19:53] 生作宫位
[00:19:57] 那黄文炳
[00:19:59] 过去是通判
[00:20:01] 现在狗屁不是
[00:20:03] 这他没资格待
[00:20:06] 躲到屏风后边去了
[00:20:09] 三班仁义各方事业站立在两旁
[00:20:13] 蔡大章把桌子一拍
[00:20:15] 带罪犯
[00:20:16] 带罪犯
[00:20:19] 把宋江带上来了
[00:20:22] 那宋江也不能无缘无故就好了啊
[00:20:25] 到这什么病都没有了
[00:20:27] 那怎么交代
[00:20:29] 还接茬装疯
[00:20:31] 你别看捆着呢
[00:20:33] 两条腿儿能迈步
[00:20:35] 这宋江一蹦多高
[00:20:36] 哈哈大笑
[00:20:38] 哈哈哈哈
[00:20:40] 这是什么地方
[00:20:42] 谁请我吃饭呢啊
[00:20:46] 我在凌霄宝殿
[00:20:48] 吃的是仙桃
[00:20:50] 喝的是仙酒
[00:20:53] 今天我看看这儿供我什么好吃的
[00:20:57] 哈哈哈哈
[00:20:58] 哎哟
[00:20:59] 牛头马面阎王小鬼儿
[00:21:03] 这不是阴司地府吗
[00:21:09] 蔡德章在上面坐着
[00:21:11] 眼盯着宋江就一皱眉
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