[00:00:01] Charmschool - Goldie Lookin Chain [00:00:03] E mc squared so I've heard [00:00:05] This is charm school how to pull a smart bird [00:00:08] Love to dance with a skank with a stiff in my pants [00:00:10] You're thinking romance while I'm thinking "are they implants " [00:00:13] Girl you're better looking than my missus [00:00:15] Want to give you deep love [00:00:17] And then shower you with kisses [00:00:18] On your pink parts cos this Newport clart [00:00:20] Is into Charm School like Da Vinci to art [00:00:23] This is a Hussain education it involves sex draw and a Playstation [00:00:28] Pushing your buttons now you're thinking that I'm tender [00:00:31] Like Craig David with a hidden agenda [00:00:33] So I step to her and say "what's up " [00:00:35] I'm not much too look at but girl you're in luck [00:00:38] It's not all about looks confidence or personality [00:00:41] Wide ons hardons loving a bit of rubsies [00:00:43] Adam's charm school [00:00:45] (down the bus station) [00:00:46] Adam's charm school [00:00:47] (getting education) [00:00:48] Adam's charm school [00:00:50] (when the bell starts ringing) [00:00:51] Adam's charm school [00:00:52] (he don't care if you're minging) [00:00:55] He's the G with the CSE [00:00:57] A real A* plus and they teach you for free [00:00:59] Charm School [00:01:01] Skills to rob tills [00:01:02] NVQ's to City And Guilds [00:01:05] Double detention but it don't matter [00:01:07] I got my fingers stuck in the dinner ladies' batter [00:01:10] Ding-a-ling [00:01:11] The bell's for you not for me [00:01:12] I graduated from charm school back in 1983 [00:01:15] Adam Hussain I needs another lesson [00:01:18] And when the bell rings we're going on a session [00:01:20] And have a little wager to see who can pull [00:01:22] The most birds I've lost count I've got my hands full [00:01:25] This charm school [00:01:26] Where I learns from the master [00:01:28] To get my finger in just a little bit faster [00:01:30] In and out up and down there's no complication [00:01:32] A GLC baby's what you get for graduation [00:01:35] It's a simple course and it won't involve revision [00:01:38] Just 12 pints of lager in a nightclub on a mission [00:01:40] His teaching style is more than just particular [00:01:43] And if he likes your bits then he'll get extra-curricular [00:01:45] I went to the university of life and the school of thought [00:01:48] But I forgot all of the important things what I was taught [00:01:50] Oh son you gotta learn [00:01:52] That if you take 12 pukkas you're bound to gurn [00:01:58] Adam's charm school [00:01:59] (down the bus station) [00:02:00] Adam's charm school [00:02:02] (getting education) [00:02:03] Adam's charm school [00:02:04] (when the bell starts ringing) [00:02:05] Adam's charm school [00:02:07] (he don't care if you're minging) [00:02:08] Take time to study and invest [00:02:10] If you follow the charm school rules you'll be impressed [00:02:13] There's no exams and it don't involve money [00:02:15] Just a never-ending urge to try and get yourself some cunny [00:02:18] Think style charm and finesse [00:02:21] Mix it up with Adam and then chuck him some breasts [00:02:23] Add confusion ladies and 27 beers [00:02:25] Then wait down the clinic till the test results clears [00:02:28] Smooth Like a pane of glass [00:02:31] I'm gonna kick your ass if you try and skip my class [00:02:33] I'll be your knight in shining armour [00:02:35] Smoking marijuana [00:02:36] Whispering sweet nothings cos you knows that I'm a charmer [00:02:38] Top class you're free to enrol [00:02:41] Like Pandora's box to Adrian Mole [00:02:43] Or the Bee Gees for whom the bell tolls [00:02:46] Give it a shot cos every hole's a goal [00:02:48] Adam's charm school