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这老家伙把经过讲述一遍 [00:14:58] 呼延将军 [00:15:00] 你看凶不凶 [00:15:01] 前门有虎 [00:15:03] 后门有狼 [00:15:05] 咱这青州V 1 啊 [00:15:08] 这孔明孔亮咱怎么对付啊 [00:15:12] 虎颜硕一听这点儿小事儿 [00:15:14] 这算得了什么呢 [00:15:16] 呵呵 [00:15:18] 抚台大人尽管放心 [00:15:21] 毛贼草寇架不住一划来 [00:15:25] 不就这点事儿吗 [00:15:26] 啊 [00:15:27] 交给我了 [00:15:29] 我把孔明孔亮抓住 [00:15:31] 限于抚台 [00:15:33] 任凭发落 [00:15:35] 哎呦 [00:15:35] 呼延将军 [00:15:36] 如此甚好啊 [00:15:39] 您等着吧 [00:15:40] 您把心放到肚里头 [00:15:42] 哎 [00:15:42] 这是我大包大揽了 [00:15:45] 没过许久 [00:15:46] 有人报信 [00:15:47] 孔明孔亮列队在东关骂阵 [00:15:52] 呼延硕一听来得好 [00:15:55] 抚台大人 [00:15:55] 听见没 [00:15:57] 您不放心 [00:15:58] 您上城楼给我观战 [00:16:00] 您看我怎么对付他们 [00:16:03] 哦 [00:16:03] 好好好 [00:16:04] 我给将军擂鼓助阵 [00:16:08] 慕容知府带着幕僚等人登上东关的城楼 [00:16:13] 手扶着做口 [00:16:15] 探身往外头看着 [00:16:17] 单说胡言硕匾兵1000开城门 [00:16:22] 放吊桥 [00:16:23] 杀出青州府 [00:16:26] 一字拍开 [00:16:28] 胡艳说 [00:16:29] 立马来 [00:16:30] 在前面翻双边 [00:16:32] 定睛一看 [00:16:33] 呵 [00:16:34] 投钱有那么几百人 [00:16:36] 衣服都不整齐啊 [00:16:38] 而且那些喽罗兵老弱不同 [00:16:43] 也有年轻的 [00:16:44] 也有老头儿 [00:16:46] 还有十二三的小孩儿 [00:16:48] 哼 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孔明镇的两个虎口都裂了 [00:18:56] A Bo ma 便跑 [00:19:00] 但这一波玛丽功夫 [00:19:02] 呼延硕就冲上来了 [00:19:05] 胡延硕鑫说 [00:19:06] 慕容知府在城楼上给我官的料 [00:19:10] 镇实质上对我不放心呢 [00:19:14] 我竟倒霉了 [00:19:16] 今天也转转运露露脸 [00:19:19] 不要死的拿个活的 [00:19:22] 想到这 [00:19:22] 把双边交到单手催马便追 [00:19:26] 眨眼之间追了个马头碰马尾 [00:19:31] 再一使劲儿 [00:19:32] 俩马并排靠在一块儿的 [00:19:35] 在看狐言墅伸出单臂轻舒猿臂旁这一把 [00:19:42] 把孔明的一袋子给抓住了 [00:19:45] 你滚吧你 [00:19:49] 就把孔明是走马活擒 [00:19:53] 学回马回归本地 [00:19:55] 往地上狠狠地摔 [00:19:57] 把孔明摔得嘎了一声 [00:19:59] 好兄弟断了气发 [00:20:03] 官兵上来 [00:20:04] 把孔明吗 [00:20:05] 肩头拢二臂给捆上了 [00:20:08] 假回程中 [00:20:10] 孔亮在后头看得清清的 [00:20:12] 哥哥哥哥 [00:20:14] 哥哥哥哥 [00:20:17] 哪敢打呀 [00:20:18] 他那两下子还赶不上他 [00:20:20] 哥哥领着四五百兆 [00:20:22] 哇退下去了 [00:20:26] 知府慕容在城楼上看得清清的好