A Little Green Rosetta - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕) This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER As you can see MUSIC can get you Pretty f**ked up Take a tip from Joe Do like he did hock your imaginary guitar And get a good job Joe did And he's a happy guy now on the day shift at The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of A fully-charged icing anointment utensil And every time a nice little muffin comes By on the belt he poots forth And if this doesn't convince you that MUSIC Causes BIG TROUBLE Then maybe I should turn off my plastic' megaphone and Sing the last song on the album in my regular voice A little green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta You'll make a muffin betta With a green rosetta A little green rosetta A tiny green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta You'll make a muffin betta Betta It's really getting betta It's betta it's betta With a green rosetta setta setta Green rositti A little green rositti It's really really meaty A little green rositti Betta betta (Hey really out there really good) It's really getting betta It's betta it's betta With a green rosetta Setta setta (Good God give the drummer some) Green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta (Setta setta setta etc ) Make a muffin make a muffin make a muffin Make a muffin betta make a muffin betta [etc With a green rosetta A little green rosetta [Etc Good God You're really jammin Now the Reggae version hey for the People in The Third World We haven't forgotten anybody on this song For all of you French People who think that you re outta sight And for the people in Spain who think The French people are where its at And for the people in Mongolia who always Wanted to go to Spain for a vacation And for those of you in Taiwan who got chumped This chorus is for you: Rang Tang Ding Dong I am the Japanese Sandman Take eight Green rosetta Green rosetta A little green rosetta Against the Reggae beat though No it's still Reggae but it s all backwards A little green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta You'll make a muffin betta [Etc etc etc Now you see some places in the Third World it might be difficult to dance to this because The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device And a lot of times they run out of They run out of spunk right in the middle of the chorus Causing the song to sound like this A little green rosetta However we continue in spite of the fact that the fuel may be low on your record player We suggest that in places like the Fourth World where things are really tough that you Keep the record player going by rubbing two sticks together And if all else fails Throw the record away Build your own green rosetta Try this recipe: Well start with a lump of grass The grass bone connected to the ankle bone The knee bone connected to the Wishbone and then everybody moves to New York and goes to a party with Warren Hey And we've flown in At great expense (triple scale no less ladies and gentlemen) Steve Gad's clone to play the out-chorus on this song Lies really outa-site in spite of Thefact that the click track is totally irrelevant to what he's doing now I in listening to The click yes I'm suffering with the click track right now This guy is totally out of sync with it But what the f**k Ed Mann will call him up later Show him the sign Okay Vinnie where Is five They're pretty good musicians They re pretty good musicians They're pretty good musicians They're pretty good musicians But it don't make no difference If they're good musicians Because anybody who would buy this record Doesn't give a f**k if there's good musicians On it Because this is a stupid song AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT A little green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta You make a muffin betta With a little green rosetta 404

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