[00:00:00] A Little Green Rosetta - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕) [00:00:03] This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER [00:00:06] As you can see MUSIC can get you [00:00:11] Pretty f**ked up [00:00:14] Take a tip from Joe [00:00:16] Do like he did hock your imaginary guitar [00:00:21] And get a good job Joe did [00:00:26] And he's a happy guy now on the day shift at [00:00:31] The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen [00:00:35] Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of [00:00:40] A fully-charged icing anointment utensil [00:00:45] And every time a nice little muffin comes [00:00:50] By on the belt he poots forth [00:00:52] And if this doesn't convince you that MUSIC [00:00:57] Causes BIG TROUBLE [00:00:59] Then maybe I should turn off my plastic' megaphone and [00:01:03] Sing the last song on the album in my regular voice [00:01:13] A little green rosetta [00:01:16] A little green rosetta [00:01:20] A little green rosetta [00:01:24] A little green rosetta [00:01:28] You'll make a muffin betta [00:01:33] With a green rosetta [00:01:37] A little green rosetta [00:01:41] A tiny green rosetta [00:01:45] A little green rosetta [00:01:49] A little green rosetta [00:01:53] A little green rosetta [00:01:57] A little green rosetta [00:02:01] You'll make a muffin betta [00:02:04] Betta [00:02:05] It's really getting betta [00:02:07] It's betta it's betta [00:02:09] With a green rosetta setta setta [00:02:18] Green rositti [00:02:22] A little green rositti [00:02:26] It's really really meaty [00:02:30] A little green rositti [00:02:34] Betta betta [00:02:36] (Hey really out there really good) [00:02:39] It's really getting betta [00:02:40] It's betta it's betta [00:02:41] With a green rosetta [00:02:43] Setta setta [00:02:45] (Good God give the drummer some) [00:02:47] Green rosetta [00:02:50] A little green rosetta [00:02:54] A little green rosetta [00:02:59] A little green rosetta [00:03:01] (Setta setta setta etc ) [00:03:07] Make a muffin make a muffin make a muffin [00:03:09] Make a muffin betta make a muffin betta [etc [00:03:14] With a green rosetta [00:03:20] A little green rosetta [00:03:22] [Etc [00:03:35] Good God You're really jammin [00:03:39] Now the Reggae version hey for the People in [00:03:42] The Third World [00:03:44] We haven't forgotten anybody on this song [00:03:47] For all of you French [00:03:49] People who think that you re outta sight [00:03:52] And for the people in Spain who think [00:03:54] The French people are where its at [00:03:56] And for the people in Mongolia who always [00:03:58] Wanted to go to Spain for a vacation [00:04:01] And for those of you in Taiwan who got chumped [00:04:05] This chorus is for you: Rang Tang Ding Dong [00:04:10] I am the Japanese Sandman [00:04:11] Take eight [00:04:13] Green rosetta [00:04:15] Green rosetta [00:04:16] A little green rosetta [00:04:20] Against the Reggae beat though [00:04:22] No it's still Reggae but it s all backwards [00:04:24] A little green rosetta [00:04:25] A little green rosetta [00:04:28] A little green rosetta [00:04:30] You'll make a muffin betta [Etc etc etc [00:04:44] Now you see some places in the Third World it might be difficult to dance to this because [00:04:48] The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device [00:04:53] And a lot of times they run out of [00:04:55] They run out of spunk right in the middle of the chorus [00:04:59] Causing the song to sound like this [00:05:01] A little green rosetta [00:05:04] However we continue in spite of the fact that the fuel may be low on your record player [00:05:09] We suggest that in places like the Fourth World where things are really tough that you [00:05:13] Keep the record player going by rubbing two sticks together And if all else fails [00:05:24] Throw the record away [00:05:26] Build your own green rosetta [00:05:31] Try this recipe: Well start with a lump of grass [00:05:41] The grass bone connected to the ankle bone [00:05:45] The knee bone connected to the