[00:00:00] Can't Tell Me Shit - Tha Alkaholiks [00:00:11] I stop by the club cuz it ain't shit else to do it [00:00:14] I'm on the guestlist it's e-swift plus two [00:00:16] Stepped to the bar cuz it's a bad habit [00:00:19] Open mic night so the liks gots to grab it [00:00:22] Check the mic it sounds tight so [00:00:24] I guess we might rock the motherf**ker all night yo [00:00:27] The niggaz went wild the hoes went crazy [00:00:29] We dropped the microphone than we swayze [00:00:32] Oooh don't I sound great when I down a black eighth [00:00:35] My style is much hotter than the enchilada plate [00:00:37] My name is james but the girls call me god when I'm humpin [00:00:40] I should get a gold medal for broad jumpin [00:00:42] Rappers talking bout back to the old school [00:00:45] You never shoulda left in the first place fool [00:00:48] Now everybody wants to be a prophet [00:00:50] But I won't quit rhymin bout my dick so get off it [00:00:53] You put a rhyme together but I only dismantle it [00:00:56] So gimme a high-five cause you juts can't handle it [00:00:58] If rap was a swimming pool I'd climb to the top [00:01:01] Plus a triple-back hand me the mic and watch the belly flop [00:01:04] Dagnabit I got a bad habit [00:01:06] It don't matter where I'm at I seen a booty and I grab it [00:01:09] So niggaz step back before you get lit [00:01:11] I'm a grown motherf**kin man and you can't tell me shit [00:01:14] You can't tell me shit you can't tell me a hot damn thing [00:01:17] You can't tell me shit you can't tell me shit [00:01:19] You can't tell me shit you can't tell me a hot damn thing [00:01:22] You can't tell me shit you can't tell me shit [00:01:25] I rock you like lenny kravitz or nirvana [00:01:28] I'm puttin suckers on pause like a comma [00:01:30] I never ape crazy act but I got the yapes a superhero [00:01:33] From the ghetto puttin creases in my capes [00:01:35] Up up up and away j-ro [00:01:38] I got more hoes than a canyon got echoes [00:01:41] I'm rougher than bluto tougher than a callous [00:01:43] My number one football team is dallas [00:01:46] Cowboys now boys can't you see I'm greater than [00:01:49] Your grandpops is my number one fan [00:01:51] You get ran on the court you dribble like manute bol [00:01:54] You try to take it to the hole crowd roars get that shit outta here [00:01:57] I'm more gifted than christmas morning [00:01:59] I pull out a pen and write a rhyme when I'm boning [00:02:02] Me I'm tripping let me light my phillie blunt [00:02:04] Oh there goes my beeper what the hell do billy want [00:02:07] Yo whassup j man I quit selling weed [00:02:09] No I need a funky break well I got what you need [00:02:12] You can't tell me shit you can't tell me a hot damn thing [00:02:15] You can't tell me shit you can't tell me shit [00:02:17] You can't tell me shit you can't tell me a hot damn thing [00:02:20] You can't tell me shit you can't tell me shit [00:02:22] You hittin corners with the alkies seen you pull-out cuz you great [00:02:25] The crew who got another tape that's bumpin harder save it [00:02:28] Rhythm and blues blew a fuse and now it ain't the same [00:02:31] They put a lot of funky drummers out the game [00:02:33] They samplin the fresh hip-hop breaks just to make a hit [00:02:36] That's why to me r&b really ain't shit [00:02:39] So peace to all the real hip-hop niggyroles [00:02:41] The ones who knows about flows and rockin shows [00:02:44] I wanna say whassup to the ladies [00:02:46] I gotsta say whassup to the ladies [00:02:49] From the atlantic to the pacific [00:02:51] I gotsta be specific they know I'm terrific [00:02:54] I'm pushin up to the bars got em screaming alkahols [00:02:57] Ohh gosh call me josh cause I'm bringin down the walls [00:02:59] Mc extrordinaire j-ro came to set it straight [00:03:02] I never hesitate to grab the mic and meditate [00:03:05] In la most niggaz walk the same [00:03:07] Act the same talk the same drive the same [00:03:10] Dress the same shoot the same f**k the same [00:03:13] But this is ro and I got my own game [00:03:15] I drive through lyrics like I'm riding on the freeway