Skipper Dan - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) // I starred in every high school play 我是每场高中戏剧的主演 Blew every drama teacher away 我震撼了每一位戏剧老师 Graduated first in my class at Juilliard 在茱莉亚学院以班级第一名的成绩毕业 Took every acting workshop I could 尽我所能学习了每个戏剧表演课程 And I dreamed of Hollywood 阅读乌塔哈根的书 研究诗人 While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard 我梦到了好莱坞 Hit the boards and paid my dues 成功过 也失败过 And got phenomenal rave reviews 终获得惊人好评 I knew the world was gonna love me without a doubt 我知道世界会爱我 毫无疑问 I was sure that Tarantino would be callin＇ me on the phone 我确信塔伦蒂诺会给我打电话 Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone 安妮莱柏维兹会为我登上滚石杂志拍照 But the years have come and gone 但是一年年过去 And I＇m sorry to say that＇s not the way that it＇s all worked out 我很遗憾 人生没有按预设的方向前行 I＇m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride 我是丛林巡航舰的一名导游 Skipper Dan is the name 我叫船长丹 And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day 我每天演34场 And every time it＇s the same Look at those hippos they＇re wigglin＇ their ears 每场都是相同的内容 Just like they＇ve done for the last 50 years 看这些河马 它们在摆动耳朵 Now I＇m laughin＇ at my own jokes but I＇m cryin＇ inside 就像它们过去50年来一直做的那样 ＇Cause I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride 现在我对自己讲的笑话发笑 但内心却在哭泣 Oh the critics they used to say 因为我在丛林巡航舰上工作 I was the new Olivier 评论家们过去常常说 Thought I＇d be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes 我是新一代的奥利弗 Aw but don＇t bother tryin＇ to IMDb me 以为我会是丹尼斯或戛纳电影节的宠儿 The only place you might possibly see me 但是不要试图在IMDB上打扰我 Is ridin＇ my little boat around Adventureland 你能找到我的唯一地方 It ain＇t exactly what I planned 就是坐在我的小船上游览冒险岛 But I＇m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride 这不是我计划的人生 Skipper Dan is the name 但我是丛林巡航舰上的一个导游 And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day 我叫船长丹 And every time it＇s the same 我每天演34场 I would＇ve killed if I＇d been in ＂Speed The Plow＂ 每场都是相同的内容 But what＇s the difference that＇s all behind me now 如果我参演话剧Speed The Plow 一定震惊全场 ＇Cause I＇m payin＇ the rent and I＇m swallowin＇ my pride 但又有什么意义 那些已都过去 And I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride 因为我需要付房租 我放下了自己的身段 I should be there on Broadway 我在丛林巡航舰上工作 Knockin＇ ＇em dead in ＂12 Angry Men＂ 我应该在百老汇 But instead I＇m here tellin＇ these lame jokes 应该在十二怒汉里大展身手 Again and again and again and again and again and again and again 但我却在这里讲着无聊的笑话 Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet 一遍又一遍 That＇s an African bull elephant 孟加拉虎能跳超过20英尺那么高 And there it is the backside of water 那是非洲象 What have I done with my life 到了 这里就是河水的背面 I shoulda listened when my grandfather said 我对自己的生活做了什么 ＂Why don＇t you major in business instead ＂ 我应该听爷爷的话 Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died 他说 你为什么不学商科呢 And I＇ll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride 现在我的希望消逝 梦想破灭 Skipper Dan is the name 我可能会在丛林巡航舰当一辈子导游 And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day 我叫船长丹 And every time it＇s the same 我每天演34场 Look at those hippos they＇re wigglin＇ their ears 每场都是相同的内容 Somebody shoot me ＇cause I＇m bored to tears 404

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