[00:00:00] Skipper Dan - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
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[00:00:07] I starred in every high school play
[00:00:10] 我是每场高中戏剧的主演
[00:00:10] Blew every drama teacher away
[00:00:14] 我震撼了每一位戏剧老师
[00:00:14] Graduated first in my class at Juilliard
[00:00:21] 在茱莉亚学院以班级第一名的成绩毕业
[00:00:21] Took every acting workshop I could
[00:00:25] 尽我所能学习了每个戏剧表演课程
[00:00:25] And I dreamed of Hollywood
[00:00:29] 阅读乌塔哈根的书 研究诗人
[00:00:29] While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard
[00:00:37] 我梦到了好莱坞
[00:00:37] Hit the boards and paid my dues
[00:00:40] 成功过 也失败过
[00:00:40] And got phenomenal rave reviews
[00:00:44] 终获得惊人好评
[00:00:44] I knew the world was gonna love me without a doubt
[00:00:50] 我知道世界会爱我 毫无疑问
[00:00:50] I was sure that Tarantino would be callin＇ me on the phone
[00:00:55] 我确信塔伦蒂诺会给我打电话
[00:00:55] Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
[00:00:58] 安妮莱柏维兹会为我登上滚石杂志拍照
[00:00:58] But the years have come and gone
[00:01:01] 但是一年年过去
[00:01:01] And I＇m sorry to say that＇s not the way that it＇s all worked out
[00:01:06] 我很遗憾 人生没有按预设的方向前行
[00:01:06] I＇m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:01:10] 我是丛林巡航舰的一名导游
[00:01:10] Skipper Dan is the name
[00:01:13] 我叫船长丹
[00:01:13] And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day
[00:01:17] 我每天演34场
[00:01:17] And every time it＇s the same
[00:01:21]
[00:01:21] Look at those hippos they＇re wigglin＇ their ears
[00:01:25] 每场都是相同的内容
[00:01:25] Just like they＇ve done for the last 50 years
[00:01:28] 看这些河马 它们在摆动耳朵
[00:01:28] Now I＇m laughin＇ at my own jokes but I＇m cryin＇ inside
[00:01:32] 就像它们过去50年来一直做的那样
[00:01:32] ＇Cause I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:01:41] 现在我对自己讲的笑话发笑 但内心却在哭泣
[00:01:41] Oh the critics they used to say
[00:01:44] 因为我在丛林巡航舰上工作
[00:01:44] I was the new Olivier
[00:01:48] 评论家们过去常常说
[00:01:48] Thought I＇d be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
[00:01:55] 我是新一代的奥利弗
[00:01:55] Aw but don＇t bother tryin＇ to IMDb me
[00:01:59] 以为我会是丹尼斯或戛纳电影节的宠儿
[00:01:59] The only place you might possibly see me
[00:02:03] 但是不要试图在IMDB上打扰我
[00:02:03] Is ridin＇ my little boat around Adventureland
[00:02:09] 你能找到我的唯一地方
[00:02:09] It ain＇t exactly what I planned
[00:02:11] 就是坐在我的小船上游览冒险岛
[00:02:11] But I＇m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:02:14] 这不是我计划的人生
[00:02:14] Skipper Dan is the name
[00:02:18] 但我是丛林巡航舰上的一个导游
[00:02:18] And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day
[00:02:22] 我叫船长丹
[00:02:22] And every time it＇s the same
[00:02:26] 我每天演34场
[00:02:26] I would＇ve killed if I＇d been in ＂Speed The Plow＂
[00:02:29] 每场都是相同的内容
[00:02:29] But what＇s the difference that＇s all behind me now
[00:02:33] 如果我参演话剧Speed The Plow 一定震惊全场
[00:02:33] ＇Cause I＇m payin＇ the rent and I＇m swallowin＇ my pride
[00:02:36] 但又有什么意义 那些已都过去
[00:02:36] And I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride
[00:02:41] 因为我需要付房租 我放下了自己的身段
[00:02:41] I should be there on Broadway
[00:02:42] 我在丛林巡航舰上工作
[00:02:42] Knockin＇ ＇em dead in ＂12 Angry Men＂
[00:02:48] 我应该在百老汇
[00:02:48] But instead I＇m here tellin＇ these lame jokes
[00:02:51] 应该在十二怒汉里大展身手
[00:02:51] Again and again and again and again and again and again and again
[00:02:59] 但我却在这里讲着无聊的笑话
[00:02:59] Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet
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