[00:00:00] Ugly B**ches (LP版) - Coolio [00:00:18] A b**ch is a b**ch and we all know [00:00:20] That a ho is a ho wit a toe-up slut so [00:00:22] If you're gotta have em might as well be a fine one [00:00:25] But it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one [00:00:27] So they go and get a b**ch that's lookin like Trixie [00:00:29] And Hekkyl & Jekkyl wit some saggy a** titties [00:00:32] A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker [00:00:34] And the ni**a got the nerve to pretend she's a hooker [00:00:36] Sportin that down from your arm like a Simpson [00:00:39] Talk about b**ches that you wish you was pimpin [00:00:41] Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin [00:00:43] But everytime I see her you're beggin [00:00:45] Go get you a girl that got somethin goin [00:00:48] Get rid of that b**ch that's lookin like a dragon [00:00:50] Now you wanna fight cos you're baggin on your Mrs [00:00:52] But that's what'cha get [00:00:53] When you f**k with ugly b**ches [00:00:55] When I was young I used to have fun [00:00:59] F**kin with ugly b**ches [00:01:04] But now that I'm grown I leave em alone [00:01:08] Cos I went from rags to riches [00:01:13] They say 'beauty is skin deep' [00:01:15] But goddamn weeded b**ch [00:01:16] Look like buckwheat mixed with opi [00:01:18] Toe up toe up straight from the floor [00:01:20] And her bad a** breath is about to make me throw up [00:01:23] Niggas started dissin and you blamed it on the gin [00:01:25] But the very next day you was with the b**ch again [00:01:27] Now your a** is gettin clowned like Bozo [00:01:29] But that's what you get for f**kin with that ugly ho [00:01:32] I don't know what possessed you ni**a [00:01:34] Stand that hooker in front of a trigger [00:01:36] Spendin your time with a big goony-goo-goo [00:01:38] To niggas like you I gotta say "Choo choo" [00:01:41] Dig a ditch down in desperation [00:01:43] Send that monster on a permanent vacation [00:01:46] The girl is chop-top but you don't listen [00:01:48] Cos some niggas like f**kin with ugly b**ches [00:01:50] When I was young I used to have fun [00:01:54] F**kin with ugly b**ches [00:02:00] But now that I'm grown I leave em alone [00:02:04] Cos I went from rags to riches [00:02:09] Aw sh*t there go my ni**a pretendin he don't see me [00:02:21] Talkin with a b**ch that look like a flea G [00:02:23] Holdin her hand as he walks thru the plaza [00:02:25] I try to play it off but I couldn't hold my laughter [00:02:27] The girl is done so take her a** off the oven [00:02:30] Put her on a BOOM and send her back to the covent [00:02:32] Cookin up a plan in a big [00:02:34] Black cauldron [00:02:34] And the dumb a** ni**a don't know that he's fallin [00:02:37] Into a trap cos now the whore is pregnant [00:02:39] 9 months later and she's squirted on an insect [00:02:41] He don't wanna claim it [00:02:43] She went and got a test [00:02:44] Now he's sendin child support in a big fat cheque [00:02:46] My ni**a got depressed and he started drinkin liquor [00:02:48] One night he got drunk [00:02:49] Went to her house and killed her [00:02:51] Riches to rags and rags to riches [00:02:53] But that's what'cha get [00:02:54] When you f**k with ugly b**ches [00:02:55] When I was young I used to have fun [00:02:59] F**kin with ugly b**ches [00:03:04] It seems that it's sad for this p**sy I had [00:03:08] Came from some ugly b**ches [00:03:14] When I was young I used to have fun [00:03:19] F**kin with ugly b**ches [00:03:23] It seems kinda sad cos this p**sy I had [00:03:27] Came from some ugly b**ches [00:03:31] So you mean to tell me you f**kin [00:03:42] With a bald-headed ol' fat lumpy [00:03:44] Droopy crack baby look-a-like [00:03:45] Cisco drinkin loud ignorant f**ked-up [00:03:48] Teeth stank hoodrat won't down [00:03:50] Once-a-month bleedin butthead swap-meet [00:03:53] AFDC leaned-over tennis shoe [00:03:55] Cigarette butt baggin b**ch Ni**a what's [00:03:57] Wrong wit you [00:03:58] That's alright [00:03:59] She take care of a ni**a though [00:04:01] That's all I know ni**a [00:04:03] That's OK yeah that's OK ni**a