Well it took me a woman late last night 昨天深夜我带回一个女人 I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right 我喝得半醉，她十分清醒 'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook 直到她开始脱下内衣 She took off her wig said how do I look 她脱掉假发，说，我看起来怎么样 I's high flyin' bare naked out the window 我马上一丝不挂地跳出窗户 Well sometimes I might get drunk 有时候我的确会喝醉 Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk 走路像个鸭子，闻着像只臭鼬 Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride 千万别伤害我，别伤害我的自尊 'Cause I got my little lady right by my side 因为我的小女人就在我身旁 She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me 她试图藏起来，假装不认识我 I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed 我在给木棚上油漆 When a can a black paint it fell on my head 然后一罐黑颜料砸中了我的头 I went down to scrub and rub 我下来，用力擦洗 But I had to sit in back off the tub 但我必须坐在浴盆后面 Cost a quarter half price 花上两毛五分钱 Well my telephone rang it would not stop 我的电话不停地响 It's President Kennedy callin' me up 是肯尼迪总统打来的 He said "My friend Bob what do we need 他说 To make the country grow " 还有什么能让国家发展？ I said "My friend John Brigitte Bardot 我说，朋友，Brigitte Bardot Anita Ekberg Anita Ekberg以及 Sophia Loren country will grow" Sophia Loren，她们会让国家发展 Well I got a woman five feet short 我拥有了一个五英尺的小个子女人 She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts 她不停叫喊 She tickles my nose pats me on my head 她舔我的鼻子，拍我的头 Blows me over and kicks me out of bed 不停地对我吹风，把我踢下床 She's a man eater meat grinder bad looser 她是个食人者，绞肉机，坏人 Oh there ain't no use in me workin' all the time 哦，我一直工作没有什么用 I got a woman who works herself blind 我有个疯狂工作的女人 Works up to her britches up to her neck 忙得不可开交 Writes me letters and sends me checks 给我写信，送来支票 She's a humdinger folk singer 她是个出色的民谣歌手 Late one day in the middle of the week 一周中间的某天，时间已经很晚 Eyes were closed I was half asleep 我双眼紧闭，半睡半醒 I chased me a woman up the hill 我跟着一个女人上山 Right in the middle of an air drill 刚好碰到了防空练习 I jumped a fallout shelter 我跳进遮挡物躲避辐射 I jumped the string bean 我跳过豆子田 I jumped the TV dinner I jumped the shot gun 我跳过电视里的晚宴，我跳过猎枪 Now the man on the stand he wants my vote 现在台上的人想要我投票给他 He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note 他跑进计票室 He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple 他在塔前说教 Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people 告诉我他喜欢各种人 He's eatin' bagels he's eatin' pizza 他吃着面包圈，吃着披萨 He's eatin' chitins 他吃着昆虫 Oh set me down on a television floor 哦，让我看电视 I'll flip the channel to number four 我要调到第四频道 Out of the shower comes a football man 有个球员刚出浴 With a bottle of oil in his hand greasy kid stuff 手里拿着一瓶精油，小孩用的东西 What I wanna know Mr Football Man is 足球先生，我想知道的是 What do you do about Willy Mays 你会怎么对付Willy Mays Martin Luther King Olatunji oh Martin Luther King和Olatunji，哦 Well the funniest woman I ever seen 我见过最有趣的女人 Was the great granddaughter of Mr Clean 是Clean先生的曾孙女 She takes about fifteen baths a day 她一天大约洗十五次澡 Wants me to grow a mustache on my face she's insane 想让我留胡子，她真是疯了 Well ask me why I'm drunk all the time 问我为什么总是喝醉 It levels my head and eases my mind 因为酒精让我头脑放松，思绪平静 I just walk along and stroll and sing 我就一路漫步，一路歌唱 404

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