The Ten Commandments Of Bart (《辛普森一家》动画片插曲) - The Simpsons (辛普森一家) (《辛普森一家》动画片插曲) Written by：Matt Groening/Greg Haver Ha ha ha ha ha Thou shall have fun Yeah yeah yeah Thou shall have fun If you wanna be happy Thou shall have fun Yeah yeah yeah Thou shall have fun Ladies and gentlemen hello it's Bart again Here to mention rules that I'd like to recommend 'Cause like it or lump it this is Simpson-style And this I demand don't touch that dial I got your attention so you'd better listen up Dance if you must but please don't interrupt 'Cause the singing I'm slinging comes straight from the heart I call this little song the ten commandments of Bart Thou shall have fun Yeah yeah yeah Thou shall have fun If you wanna be happy Thou shall have fun Yeah yeah yeah Thou shall have fun Let us begin with commandment number ten Thou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end Shake it for your mama and shake it for when You wanna party-harty and get down in the den Getting funky in the rumpus room would be kinda hip You bring the chips I'll bring the bean dip By this I mean shake your gluteus Maximus Make everybody happy give them satisfactory Now comes a time for commandment number nine It's goes something like this thou shalt always make rhymes 'Cause rhyming is a way man to make your own news Better than CNN better than family values Don't get me misconstrued I'm not trying to be crude But a bad attitude will put you in a good mood It ain't true that our culture's in a decline Just listen to the super-fine spine-shaking bass line Now you're itching and twitching to this mucho bewitching The hip-hop tune that I'm presently hatching Hold on to your hats because here come the scratching Who did that Let's cruise shall we now to commandment number eight Goes exactly like this thou shall procrastinate Put another way this means you must be late Whenever you can make everybody wait When homework is due don't give in to fate But do say teacher guess what the dog ate it Of all the commandments none can be greater If you want more details come back later Thou shall have fun Yeah yeah yeah Thou shall have fun If you wanna be happy Thou shall have fun Yeah yeah yeah Thou shall have fun Moving right along here's commandment number seven Thou shalt go wild 'cause you'll never get to heaven You don't say no you do say yo You hear bad songs turn up on the radio Then when you're dead Fred where you gonna go You're going down low where the rocks grow The whole scene looks like a heavy metal video Except no guitars 'cause wouldn't ya know It's swell down in hell except The devil plays the banjo Ha ha ha ha ha Next up here is commandment number six It goes like this thou shalt dance like lunatics Got to get moving and shaking and grooving And hopping and mopping and floppily-flopping The drums drop out Hey what happened beat box is broke Maggie come here quick I'm starting to choke Come on girl here's the deal I'm really sucking I need your help so Maggie please start sucking Oh yeah that's it that's what I require An inspired baby sister with an ultra-hip pacifier And now we arrive at commandment number five Short and sweet thou shalt be alive Take off your pants strut around in the nude If somebody sees you say what's happening dude Oh yeah now we're starting to soar The countdown continues commandment number four I say unto you thou shalt slam the door Wake up the neighbors that's what it's for Slam it again and slam it some more Now you got a beat that never happened before Thou shall have fun Yeah yeah yeah Thou shall have fun If you wanna be happy Thou shall have fun Yeah yeah yeah Thou shall have fun Which brings us on to commandment number three Thou shalt question authority 'Cause authority hates curiosity Which leads straight to originality From there my friends spontaneity And the downward spots straight to mockery Then a hop and a skip to mutiny Then mutiny leads to anarchy Then a Bart knock it off turn it down Okay okay here's commandment number two Thou shalt do exactly what you wanna do 404

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