[00:00:00] The Ten Commandments Of Bart (《辛普森一家》动画片插曲) - The Simpsons (辛普森一家) [00:00:01] (《辛普森一家》动画片插曲) [00:00:04] Written by：Matt Groening/Greg Haver [00:00:06] Ha ha ha ha ha [00:00:17] Thou shall have fun [00:00:20] Yeah yeah yeah [00:00:21] Thou shall have fun [00:00:24] If you wanna be happy [00:00:25] Thou shall have fun [00:00:28] Yeah yeah yeah [00:00:30] Thou shall have fun [00:00:34] Ladies and gentlemen hello it's Bart again [00:00:36] Here to mention rules that I'd like to recommend [00:00:38] 'Cause like it or lump it this is Simpson-style [00:00:40] And this I demand don't touch that dial [00:00:42] I got your attention so you'd better listen up [00:00:44] Dance if you must but please don't interrupt [00:00:46] 'Cause the singing I'm slinging comes straight from the heart [00:00:49] I call this little song the ten commandments of Bart [00:00:51] Thou shall have fun [00:00:53] Yeah yeah yeah [00:00:55] Thou shall have fun [00:00:57] If you wanna be happy [00:00:59] Thou shall have fun [00:01:02] Yeah yeah yeah [00:01:03] Thou shall have fun [00:01:07] Let us begin with commandment number ten [00:01:10] Thou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end [00:01:12] Shake it for your mama and shake it for when [00:01:14] You wanna party-harty and get down in the den [00:01:16] Getting funky in the rumpus room would be kinda hip [00:01:18] You bring the chips I'll bring the bean dip [00:01:20] By this I mean shake your gluteus Maximus [00:01:22] Make everybody happy give them satisfactory [00:01:25] Now comes a time for commandment number nine [00:01:27] It's goes something like this thou shalt always make rhymes [00:01:29] 'Cause rhyming is a way man to make your own news [00:01:31] Better than CNN better than family values [00:01:33] Don't get me misconstrued I'm not trying to be crude [00:01:35] But a bad attitude will put you in a good mood [00:01:37] It ain't true that our culture's in a decline [00:01:39] Just listen to the super-fine spine-shaking bass line [00:01:50] Now you're itching and twitching to this mucho bewitching [00:01:52] The hip-hop tune that I'm presently hatching [00:01:54] Hold on to your hats because here come the scratching [00:02:08] Who did that [00:02:11] Let's cruise shall we now to commandment number eight [00:02:13] Goes exactly like this thou shall procrastinate [00:02:15] Put another way this means you must be late [00:02:17] Whenever you can make everybody wait [00:02:19] When homework is due don't give in to fate [00:02:21] But do say teacher guess what the dog ate it [00:02:24] Of all the commandments none can be greater [00:02:26] If you want more details come back later [00:02:28] Thou shall have fun [00:02:30] Yeah yeah yeah [00:02:32] Thou shall have fun [00:02:35] If you wanna be happy [00:02:36] Thou shall have fun [00:02:39] Yeah yeah yeah [00:02:40] Thou shall have fun [00:02:45] Moving right along here's commandment number seven [00:02:47] Thou shalt go wild 'cause you'll never get to heaven [00:02:49] You don't say no you do say yo [00:02:51] You hear bad songs turn up on the radio [00:02:53] Then when you're dead Fred where you gonna go [00:02:55] You're going down low where the rocks grow [00:02:57] The whole scene looks like a heavy metal video [00:02:59] Except no guitars 'cause wouldn't ya know [00:03:02] It's swell down in hell except [00:03:03] The devil plays the banjo [00:03:07] Ha ha ha ha ha [00:03:10] Next up here is commandment number six [00:03:12] It goes like this thou shalt dance like lunatics [00:03:14] Got to get moving and shaking and grooving [00:03:16] And hopping and mopping and floppily-flopping [00:03:17] The drums drop out [00:03:19] Hey what happened beat box is broke [00:03:21] Maggie come here quick I'm starting to choke [00:03:23] Come on girl here's the deal I'm really sucking [00:03:25] I need your help so Maggie please start sucking [00:03:31] Oh yeah that's it that's what I require [00:03:33] An inspired baby sister with an ultra-hip pacifier [00:03:40] And now we arrive at commandment number five 404

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