[00:00:00] Statistics (统计数字) - Lyfe Jennings (莱夫·詹宁斯) [00:00:01] 腾讯享有本翻译作品的著作权 [00:00:01] Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down [00:00:04] 好吧,好吧,好吧,安静下来,安静下来,安静下来 [00:00:04] If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101 [00:00:09] 你不知道这是哪里吗,这是统计学教室101 [00:00:09] And I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby [00:00:12] 介绍一下,我是你的老师LYFE JENNINGS [00:00:12] Books out Let's go [00:00:15] 打开书本,我们开始上课 [00:00:15] 25% of all men are unstable [00:00:18] 百分之二十五的男人都靠不住 [00:00:18] 25% of all men can't be faithful [00:00:21] 百分之二十五的男人都不能信 [00:00:21] 30% of them don't mean what they say [00:00:25] 百分之三十的男人口不对心 [00:00:25] And 10% of them in maybe 20 is gay [00:00:28] 还有大概百分之二十的人是同性恋 [00:00:28] That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man [00:00:32] 剩下百分之十的机会去寻找属于你的那个人 [00:00:32] That means you never paid attention to these words that I said [00:00:36] 那意味着你没听进我说的话 [00:00:36] I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90% [00:00:39] 我会教你们,如何去辨别这百分之九十的人 [00:00:39] And show you what to do to keep the other 10 [00:00:44] 以及如何留住那百分之十的人 [00:00:44] Don't be a booty call [00:00:46] 不要变成交往对象 [00:00:46] If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl [00:00:51] 如果他不尊重你,他很快就会忘记你 [00:00:51] If he's in a relationship [00:00:54] 如果他正在恋爱 [00:00:54] If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you [00:00:58] 如果他对女朋友不忠,那他也会对你不忠 [00:00:58] Tell him that you're celibate [00:01:01] 告诉他,你是独身主义者 [00:01:01] And if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it [00:01:05] 如果他想从你这里尝到什么甜头,就会走开了 [00:01:05] Be the person you wanna find [00:01:08] 成为你想要找到的那个人 [00:01:08] Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime [00:01:11] 不要成为一个不值钱的硬币 [00:01:11] STATISTICS [00:01:12] 统计学 [00:01:12] 15% of all men got a complex [00:01:15] 百分之十五的男人是个混合体 [00:01:15] 15% of all men don't practice safe sex [00:01:19] 百分之十五的男人会进行不安全的性行为 [00:01:19] 20% of them come from homes without a father [00:01:23] 百分之二十的男人没有父亲 [00:01:23] And there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward [00:01:26] 而且你有一半概率,会嫁给一个胆小的男人 [00:01:26] Something to think about when you're taking a shower [00:01:30] 洗澡的时候好好想一想 [00:01:30] Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water [00:01:33] 喝水的时候必须要咽下去 [00:01:33] I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90% [00:01:36] 我会教给你们如何去辨别百分之九十的男人 [00:01:36] And show you what to do to keep the other 10 [00:01:41] 以及如何留住百分之十的那些 [00:01:41] Don't be a booty call [00:01:44] 不要变成交往对象 [00:01:44] If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl [00:01:48] 如果他不尊重你,他很快就会忘记你 [00:01:48] If he's in a relationship [00:01:51] 如果他正在恋爱 [00:01:51] If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you [00:01:55] 如果他对女朋友不忠,那他也会对你不忠 [00:01:55] Tell him that you're celibate [00:01:58] 告诉他,你是独身主义者 [00:01:58] And if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it [00:02:03] 如果他想从你这里尝到什么甜头,就会走开了 [00:02:03] Be the person you wanna find [00:02:05] 成为你想要找到的那个人 [00:02:05] Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime 404

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