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[00:00:00] 贞观天子李世民听说苏烈苏定方侵犯国际
[00:00:06] 委派秦琼为元帅
[00:00:08] 徐茂公为军师
[00:00:10] 程咬金当先锋
[00:00:13] 给20万人马蒸饺
[00:00:16] 别人都说遵旨
[00:00:17] 程咬金说不行
[00:00:20] 我现在不够先锋先锋先锋
[00:00:23] 有事先行逢山开道
[00:00:26] 遇水搭桥
[00:00:27] 你看我胖个大肚子吗
[00:00:30] 我还能先行吗
[00:00:31] 我保举尉迟恭
[00:00:35] 这句话提醒了李世民
[00:00:38] 诗啊
[00:00:39] Ri 吃公
[00:00:40] 在我刚登基的时候请下
[00:00:44] 怎么三年没回来呢
[00:00:47] 啊
[00:00:48] 这是不想回来了
[00:00:50] 好
[00:00:51] 成王兄
[00:00:53] 你既然
[00:00:54] 保举尉迟恭
[00:00:57] 朕给你道旨意
[00:00:58] 速到山西蚂蚁线
[00:01:01] 反而尉迟恭请挨不得有误
[00:01:06] A 尊值程咬金新的话
[00:01:09] 这算不了什么不就是去趟山西吗
[00:01:12] 正好看看山西风光
[00:01:15] 我呢
[00:01:16] 挺想大老黑的
[00:01:17] 把他叫到一起
[00:01:19] 咱们一块儿在军中逗个闷子
[00:01:22] 多有意思啊
[00:01:24] 就这样
[00:01:25] 他拿了圣旨
[00:01:27] 退了潮
[00:01:28] 回到府里
[00:01:29] 收拾收拾带了50个亲兵离开长安赶奔山西班
[00:01:36] 请尉迟恭
[00:01:38] 路上非止一天
[00:01:39] 这一天到了
[00:01:41] 蚂蚁线直奔县衙
[00:01:44] 县官听说程咬金来了
[00:01:46] 可慌了神了
[00:01:48] 急忙出衙迎接
[00:01:51] 你想啊
[00:01:52] 程咬金升级国公之位
[00:01:55] 这位赵知县仅仅是七品芝麻官
[00:01:59] 能不慌什么
[00:02:01] 带着三班衙役皆出现牙见了程咬金呢
[00:02:07] 慌忙磕头呗
[00:02:09] 只参见国公爷程咬金把大最撇免蜡头前带路是
[00:02:18] 知县磕了头
[00:02:19] 站起来给老程牵着马
[00:02:21] 进了县衙
[00:02:22] 来到大堂前老城下马
[00:02:26] 赵志先把她领到大堂上
[00:02:29] 命人摆下酒宴
[00:02:30] 程咬金什么世面没见过
[00:02:33] 你看他昂首上做咧开大嘴边开大牙
[00:02:38] 连吃带喝
[00:02:39] 吃饱喝足了
[00:02:41] 安排住处
[00:02:42] 美美的睡了一觉
[00:02:44] 第二天早晨洗漱已毕
[00:02:47] 油脂腺领路
[00:02:49] 直奔堡林庄
[00:02:52] 出了县衙
[00:02:54] 走出十几里地往前看
[00:02:57] 前边道路平坦
[00:02:59] 又走了一会儿
[00:03:00] 远远看见黑压压雾沉沉一片堡林庄
[00:03:05] 表情一瞧
[00:03:06] 嘿
[00:03:07] 这块儿真好
[00:03:09] 只见庄子外边绿油油
[00:03:11] 密密麻麻的一片杨柳树啊
[00:03:15] 把个庄子团团围住
[00:03:17] 从树缝中隐隐约约看见庄内一片青砖瓦房
[00:03:24] 周围有护桩和有桩钉把手
[00:03:28] 就这样
[00:03:30] 他们过了庄口
[00:03:32] 来到庄子内
[00:03:34] 到国公府门前止住脚步
[00:03:37] 你想啊
[00:03:38] 尉迟恭是唐朝名将
[00:03:40] 受封国公两位夫人都是一品诰命夫人
[00:03:45] 那宅子能错到了门前下马程咬金一看
[00:03:50] 哟
[00:03:51] 这片院子占地可不少啊
[00:03:54] 一丈多高的青砖为墙
[00:03:57] 磨砖对缝高大门楼
[00:03:59] 飞檐斗供两扇红漆大门
[00:04:02] 上边密密麻麻地排着菊花
[00:04:06] 大丁寿头门毁
[00:04:08] 门口儿一边儿
[00:04:10] 一个石头
[00:04:11] 狮子蹲在两旁
[00:04:13] 旁边有拴马桩角和小树
[00:04:17] 程咬金往门前一看不高兴了
[00:04:22] 怎么大门紧闭
[00:04:23] 门前一个人都没有
[00:04:25] 嘿嘿
[00:04:26] 好几个尉迟恭啊
[00:04:28] 我来了你不出来迎接真会装下
[00:04:31] 于是站在门口喊喊胆大的老黑
[00:04:36] 你四哥来了
[00:04:38] 还不快快出迎
[00:04:40] 人人七煞我也话音未落
[00:04:44] 大门资牛牛牛牛牛瓜
[00:04:48] 开开大
[00:04:49] 里边走出个老家人
[00:04:52] 头戴随风倒的帽子
[00:04:54] 穿着一身新衣服
[00:04:56] 看见程咬金大吃一惊
[00:04:58] 哎哟
[00:04:59] 这位爷
[00:05:00] 您是谁您找谁
[00:05:02] 嗯
[00:05:03] 我是当朝鲁国公
[00:05:05] 我叫程咬金
[00:05:07] 我找大老黑尉迟恭来了a
[00:05:11] 快快给我通禀完了留神我打断你这条腿
[00:05:16] A 是这家人一看老成的模样
[00:05:19] 吓了一跳
[00:05:21] 一听说是程咬金
[00:05:22] 赶紧磕头
[00:05:23] 郭宏杰
[00:05:25] 小人有眼不识金镶玉
[00:05:27] 不知道您驾到
[00:05:28] 请恕罪
[00:05:29] 不过您的大名啊
[00:05:31] 我耳朵灌满了您
[00:05:33] 等会儿我给您通禀一声
[00:05:36] 那家人爬起来往府里跑啊
[00:05:38] 不大会儿
[00:05:39] 府里一阵乱紧跟着
[00:05:43] 前边出来八个
[00:05:44] 家人全是青衣
[00:05:45] 小帽后边跟出来20 个丫鬟短衣襟
[00:05:50] 小杂饭
[00:05:51] 个个佩刀
[00:05:54] 这些丫鬟两旁一闪二龙出水
[00:05:57] 是在看当中走出黑白二位夫人
[00:06:02] 这两个人长得无比娇美
[00:06:05] 高高的
[00:06:05] 个子细细溜溜的黑树莓
[00:06:09] 长得黑黑脆黑脆的
[00:06:11] 白素华长得白
[00:06:13] 像朵玉兰花
[00:06:16] 这两个人因为久经战场
[00:06:18] 老城又是他们的大梅和程咬金特别熟
[00:06:22] 紧走几步飘飘下拜
[00:06:25] 四哥不知您驾到
[00:06:27] 有失远迎
[00:06:28] 望其恕罪
[00:06:30] 我们姐妹给你见礼了程咬金下了马哈哈大笑
[00:06:35] 弟妹弟妹勉励勉励啊呃
[00:06:38] 我呢嘿
[00:06:38] 兄弟可好啊
[00:06:40] 在看黑白
[00:06:42] 二是方才的欢喜劲儿没了
[00:06:45] A 乘四哥
[00:06:47] 咱们先进府吧
[00:06:49] 说着把老城往里让
[00:06:51] 说起来啊
[00:06:53] 这黑白二是挺有意思
[00:06:55] 嘿
[00:06:56] 素梅he
[00:06:57] 白素华最好
[00:07:00] 当姑那时候这白素梅就说了
[00:07:03] 姐姐咱俩永远不分离
[00:07:05] 将来你嫁谁我嫁给谁a
[00:07:08] 最后真就是姐俩嫁一个
[00:07:11] 俩人把家治理特别好
[00:07:13] 这大老黑尉迟恭还真听夫人话有点儿惧内
[00:07:18] 程咬金被带到了大厅
[00:07:21] 大厅虽然不豪华
[00:07:22] 非常宽敞
[00:07:24] 看家人也非常有礼貌
[00:07:27] 这些个丫鬟们都是五件
[00:07:31] 可程咬金没心看这些
[00:07:34] 他现在犯嘀咕了
[00:07:36] 哎
[00:07:37] 乖啊
[00:07:38] 按说我到宝林庄
[00:07:41] 静得要知道得乐坏了接我呀
[00:07:45] 我和他是多头之后的联盟把
[00:07:48] 兄弟当初在军队
[00:07:50] 咱俩是睡觉
[00:07:52] 头顶头儿吃饭
[00:07:53] 一张桌儿
[00:07:55] 到了门口
[00:07:56] 儿先牙也派人送信儿了
[00:07:59] 净得应该欢天喜地的领着两位夫人出营
[00:08:04] 怎么没见动静呢
[00:08:06] 不好
[00:08:08] 这时查bug 展
[00:08:11] 黑素没说哥哥呀
[00:08:14] 嗓子挺好吧
[00:08:15] 嗯
[00:08:15] 好好a 还是很好呃
[00:08:19] 不错不错
[00:08:20] 铁牛万牛呃
[00:08:21] 就是不听我话
[00:08:23] 听***弟妹啊
[00:08:26] 你们也知道四哥是个急脾气
[00:08:28] 我问你们我兄弟经得呢
[00:08:32] 怎么不接我呀
[00:08:33] 难道不在庄离出门访友
[00:08:37] 带朋友去啦
[00:08:39] 俩人儿听这话叹了口气
[00:08:42] 四哥呀
[00:08:43] 不瞒您说
[00:08:44] 你这兄弟没出门
[00:08:47] 就在府里呢
[00:08:48] 你想啊
[00:08:50] 你们两个情如手足
[00:08:52] 交情最好
[00:08:53] 他能不接你吗
[00:08:54] 我说了
[00:08:55] 你别难过
[00:08:56] 你兄弟患了重病了
[00:08:59] 已经病了半个多月
[00:09:02] 不能起床
[00:09:03] 没办法在我们接您
[00:09:06] 啊
[00:09:07] 程咬金一愣
[00:09:10] 心想事啊
[00:09:11] 经得年轻时候受了好多苦
[00:09:14] 在军中不管冷啊
[00:09:17] 热呀
[00:09:18] 太苦了
[00:09:19] 可能落了一身病
[00:09:21] 可是他这一病谁当先锋啊
[00:09:26] 弄一下
[00:09:27] 凭他这个身板不至于得这么重的病吧
[00:09:32] A
[00:09:33] 我看看去
[00:09:33] 好不四哥
[00:09:35] 您刚来还是先休息一会儿再去探望吧
[00:09:39] 不弟妹
[00:09:41] 你们两个人有所不知
[00:09:43] 我和老黑交情最好啊
[00:09:46] 三年没见面
[00:09:47] 我天天想着
[00:09:48] 哎呀
[00:09:50] 我这次来是有急事儿
[00:09:53] 那好吧
[00:09:53] 既然如此
[00:09:55] 四哥
[00:09:56] 你跟我们来吧
[00:09:57] 刷完脸儿站起来
[00:09:59] 头前领路
[00:10:00] 程咬金跟着出了大厅来到卧室
[00:10:05] 麒麟龙低头恰门前
[00:10:08] 来到里边儿
[00:10:09] 倒在竞得床前
[00:10:13] 一看尉迟恭正在床上躺着呢
[00:10:16] 大热天儿啊
[00:10:17] 盖了好几床
[00:10:18] 被脸上尽是汗水
[00:10:20] 头上放着快湿手巾
[00:10:24] 黑脸变成了黄脸
[00:10:28] 老城一看
[00:10:30] 吓了一跳
[00:10:32] 他看镜得紧皱双眉闭着眼镜
[00:10:37] 老黑呀
[00:10:38] 老黑
[00:10:39] 四哥看你了
[00:10:42] 嗯
[00:10:44] 我看见了就看见不得的
[00:10:47] 嘴动了动鼻子呼扇两
[00:10:49] 呼市那意思又说话又说不出来
[00:10:53] 可把程咬金吓坏了
[00:10:56] 鼻子发酸
[00:10:58] 眼泪下
[00:11:00] 兄弟啊
[00:11:01] 你怎么病得这么重啊
[00:11:04] 他伸手摸了摸
[00:11:06] 竟则的脸觉得烫手
[00:11:10] 这时黑素梅说
[00:11:12] 四哥
[00:11:13] 你大老远来的
[00:11:15] 先到前厅喝茶
[00:11:17] 他这病啊
[00:11:18] 听郎中说了少数三个月才能好
[00:11:23] 你要是精忠
[00:11:24] 没什么事儿呢
[00:11:25] 你住些日子再走不迟
[00:11:28] 程咬金心说三个月
[00:11:31] 皇上命我请竞得出兵伐北
[00:11:34] 别说三个月
[00:11:35] 30 天也等不了啊
[00:11:37] 想在这儿老城站那块儿点点头
[00:11:41] 叹息一声
[00:11:43] 唉
[00:11:43] 兄弟啊
[00:11:44] 哥哥
[00:11:45] 我奉旨而来
[00:11:46] 不能等你病好了
[00:11:48] 只能以后再来探望你拉
[00:11:52] 我呀
[00:11:53] 还带点儿京城好吃的给你留下了
[00:11:57] 说着
[00:11:58] 跟着黑白二位夫人除了竞得的卧室来到前厅
[00:12:04] 这阵儿早已准备好
[00:12:06] 饭菜要按往常
[00:12:09] 程咬金早就一顿猛吃
[00:12:12] 猛喝了
[00:12:13] 今天心里有事
[00:12:15] 面对美味佳肴是一点儿也吃不下去
[00:12:20] 白素华说四颗
[00:12:22] 你吃点
[00:12:23] 人是铁
[00:12:24] 饭是钢
[00:12:25] 一顿不吃就心慌
[00:12:26] 你兄弟病啊
[00:12:28] 过个三个月四个月就好了
[00:12:30] 哎四哥你怎么这么闲着到我们家了呢
[00:12:34] 弟妹你四哥可不是闲子呀
[00:12:38] 因为苏烈苏定方梵净抢关夺寨已经夺取了白莲关万岁
[00:12:44] 传下旨意命
[00:12:46] 请二哥未完帅徐三哥为军师叫我张先锋出兵伐北
[00:12:53] 我想我这三斧子不中用啊
[00:12:56] 侯康又不比当年就饱受经得为正印先锋官万岁下旨一命
[00:13:03] 我来是请他回京
[00:13:05] 不想我的兄弟病重叫四哥难受啊
[00:13:10] 哦
[00:13:11] 帘儿听了点点头
[00:13:13] 哎呀
[00:13:14] 真是不巧
[00:13:16] 程咬金有心事吃喝不下面对两个弟妹又不能多说什么
[00:13:20] 治可告辞跟那位一直等候在府外的赵知县回县城
[00:13:28] 准备第二天回长安
[00:13:31] 回到县里
[00:13:33] 程咬金也吃不下饭
[00:13:35] 喝了点茶就躺下了
[00:13:37] 躺那块儿睡不着
[00:13:39] 他想
[00:13:40] 此次出京到山西班情老黑
[00:13:45] 不想她病得这么重
[00:13:47] 按说病这么重
[00:13:49] 应该给京城送信了
[00:13:52] 这两位夫人得急坏了
[00:13:55] 看样不像
[00:13:56] 着急什么病呢
[00:14:01] 不对
[00:14:02] 这么热的天
[00:14:04] 还盖了好几床
[00:14:05] 被脸上淌汗
[00:14:08] 脸色焦黄
[00:14:11] 这颜色怎么这么黄啊
[00:14:14] 我想起来了
[00:14:15] 我摸他脸的时候啊
[00:14:18] 我觉得那个地方不太黄了
[00:14:21] 掉了一块
[00:14:22] 是真黄呢
[00:14:24] 还是抹的呢
[00:14:26] 我想起了
[00:14:27] 当初秦二哥在北平府装病就是有人给抹的黄颜色
[00:14:34] 那脸变得更黄了
[00:14:37] 方才黑白
[00:14:38] 二是催我喝茶
[00:14:39] 分明是叫我快走
[00:14:42] 啊
[00:14:44] 这里能不能有假呀
[00:14:46] 按说尉迟恭不是那样人
[00:14:49] 可这两个夫人有心眼儿啊
[00:14:51] 他告诉我三个月病就好
[00:14:54] 什么病病三个月
[00:14:57] 这是叫我离开宝林庄啊
[00:15:00] 不行
[00:15:01] 我得再看看去
[00:15:03] 是不是尉迟恭不愿意回朝不愿意随军出征装病呢
[00:15:11] 我回去
[00:15:12] 不行
[00:15:13] 我到她家
[00:15:15] 她还说有病怎么办
[00:15:17] 我也不能把他抬回长安
[00:15:19] 怎么能叫它自己愿意跟我回京城呢
[00:15:25] 程咬金可动开心眼了
[00:15:27] 这大眼珠子逛荡来逛荡去
[00:15:30] 有了老黑
[00:15:33] 你跟我耍心眼儿
[00:15:35] 嗨
[00:15:37] 你还得学半年啊
[00:15:40] 他这一喊可把牙也吓坏了
[00:15:42] 伺候国公爷
[00:15:43] 您有什么吩咐去去把支线给我找来
[00:15:46] A 一会儿
[00:15:47] 赵知县来了啊
[00:15:48] 郭虎爷
[00:15:49] 有什么事儿
[00:15:50] 呃
[00:15:51] 我饿了
[00:15:52] 给我准备一桌子酒席
[00:15:54] 多准备啊
[00:15:55] 饿了一天
[00:15:55] 我得吃点东西啊啊
[00:15:58] 吃些腥的话
[00:15:59] 刚才给你准备你不吃我刚撤下去教大家吃了又来一桌
[00:16:05] 这得多简单
[00:16:06] 还有什么你给我如此这般这么这么这么办
[00:16:08] 然后再这么这么这么办
[00:16:10] 这么办
[00:16:11] 就这会儿跟我走a
[00:16:14] 你要干嘛呀
[00:16:15] 你管得着吗
[00:16:16] 我唱戏好了
[00:16:19] 赵志轩答应一声
[00:16:21] 刀下边儿准备去了
[00:16:22] 酒菜摆齐了
[00:16:24] 程咬金一顿猛吃吃饱了
[00:16:27] 喝足了天骄二股
[00:16:31] 程咬金把他带来的武士亲兵叫大唐支线
[00:16:35] 也按照老城的分府叫来、50个、衙役、he 当兵的一共是100人
[00:16:43] 然后把事先准备的红的、黄的、绿的黑的燃料都用大盆调好了
[00:16:50] 各位把他给我抹上啊
[00:16:53] 没得越花花越好
[00:16:55] 越吓人越好
[00:16:58] 吃些新的话
[00:16:59] 透着新鲜
[00:17:00] 你要干嘛你甭管
[00:17:01] 这会儿这脸一块红的一块绿的
[00:17:05] 把头发都披上开了有的
[00:17:09] 把它输成一条一条的
[00:17:11] 反正是怎么难看怎么抹
[00:17:14] 怎么打扮吓人
[00:17:16] 他怎么弄一个个抹完像鬼一样追
[00:17:20] 我看看好很好像我说准备火把
[00:17:27] 咱们到宝林庄去抢去啊
[00:17:31] 赵志先说
[00:17:32] 国公爷
[00:17:32] 你抢什么呢
[00:17:33] 抢什么
[00:17:35] 反正尉迟恭也病了
[00:17:37] 她也不行了
[00:17:38] 快死了
[00:17:39] 咱把黑白两位夫人抢回来
[00:17:43] 哎
[00:17:43] 给我们当夫人去
[00:17:45] 哎呀
[00:17:46] 这使不得你甭管
[00:17:48] 有事儿我盯着跟我走啊
[00:17:51] 这回说好了
[00:17:53] 您怎么说我们怎么办吧
[00:17:55] 这会儿在后边跟着程咬金
[00:17:58] 这匹马四六不懒翻蹄儿
[00:18:00] 哒哒很快来到堡林庄
[00:18:05] 来到了窗外
[00:18:06] 叫军兵把这灯秋火把亮子油松举得高高啦
[00:18:11] 加上今天群星灿烂
[00:18:14] 皓月当空
[00:18:16] 在举着火把把周围照得通亮通亮
[00:18:20] 这些儿郎们举着火把
[00:18:22] 哦哦
[00:18:23] 哦哦
[00:18:24] 就这么喊
[00:18:25] 可把护桩的冰冰吓坏了
[00:18:27] 哎呀妈呀
[00:18:28] 窗外来了一群怪物
[00:18:30] 脸上都是五颜六色
[00:18:32] 举着火把是干什么呢
[00:18:34] 把这些亲兵卫队吓得直哆嗦
[00:18:37] 有个胆大的头目勉强站起来
[00:18:40] 嗨
[00:18:41] 你们什么人呢
[00:18:42] 为何骚扰国公爷的庄院呢
[00:18:46] 他这一寒
[00:18:48] 外边来了
[00:18:48] 这波人就往墙上铺啊
[00:18:51] 就听有人说
[00:18:52] 胎儿等听着
[00:18:54] 我们也知道这是尉迟恭的庄园
[00:18:57] 实话告诉你们
[00:18:59] 我们是草莽山的英雄
[00:19:01] 我们大王听说尉迟恭的两位夫人长得貌美特命
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