[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:05] 申公豹隐 [00:00:06] 行到瘦啊 [00:00:08] 嘿 [00:00:09] 他这办法还真不赖 [00:00:11] 愣把这几个看这异兽的军校给蒙住了哦 [00:00:17] 那请问您中军老爷您有令箭吗 [00:00:22] 申公豹一愣 [00:00:23] 啊什么 [00:00:24] 令箭 [00:00:26] 哦 [00:00:27] 对呀 [00:00:29] 申公豹 [00:00:30] 明白了 [00:00:31] 在这儿办事儿 [00:00:32] 看来没令箭是行不通的 [00:00:36] 他一伸手从后腰蹭的一下 [00:00:39] 把这浮沉 [00:00:41] 拉出来了 [00:00:43] 望其这么一举 [00:00:45] 几个军校都热了 [00:00:47] 哎哎 [00:00:49] 中军老爷这不是苍蝇甩子吗 [00:00:52] 这不是啊 [00:00:54] 那你再看看 [00:00:55] 申公豹吧 [00:00:56] 迎风这么一晃 [00:00:58] He 明晃晃 [00:01:00] 亮堂堂可不是令箭吗 [00:01:02] A 是令箭嘿 [00:01:05] 这几位军校差点儿乐了 [00:01:07] 怎么回事儿 [00:01:08] 我说 [00:01:09] 咱这位上差老爷会变戏法啊 [00:01:12] 这怎么回事儿 [00:01:12] 这是那这笼子门儿谁打开呀 [00:01:16] 我打呀 [00:01:18] 哎呀 [00:01:18] 您可注意啊 [00:01:19] 别把您给伤着 [00:01:21] 哎 [00:01:21] 没那事儿 [00:01:22] 申公豹晃晃当当过来了 [00:01:25] 咔咔咔 [00:01:26] 把几个笼门给打开了 [00:01:28] 只见他一探身 [00:01:30] 啊啊 [00:01:30] 啪啪啪 [00:01:32] 在这四个怪兽头上啊 [00:01:35] 哎 [00:01:35] 一个怪兽 [00:01:36] 脑袋拍了一巴掌 [00:01:39] 哎 [00:01:39] 你说怪不怪 [00:01:42] 这四个怪兽不用说 [00:01:45] 什么怪叫啊 [00:01:46] 咬人呐 [00:01:47] 一生都不愿意乖乖的跟着申公豹溜达出来 [00:01:53] 申公豹牵着这四批e show [00:01:56] 一出这个圈 [00:01:57] 门儿他回过头来 [00:02:00] 冲着军校这么一热 [00:02:03] 坏了 [00:02:04] 怎么感情这隐身术啊 [00:02:07] 是有时间的 [00:02:09] 哎 [00:02:10] 申公豹 [00:02:10] 这茬儿王乐 [00:02:12] 他一下露出本相来了 [00:02:15] 把这几个军校吓得一哆嗦 [00:02:18] AA [00:02:19] 怎么我说 [00:02:21] 不对呀 [00:02:22] 怎么不对 [00:02:24] 这位中村老爷 [00:02:26] 怎么会是个出家人呢 [00:02:29] 她这脸怎么从后面长的 [00:02:32] 这一嚷啊 [00:02:33] 是申公豹大吃一惊 [00:02:35] 他赶快抓一骗腿 [00:02:37] 骑上的金钱豹地下室腾空而起啊 [00:02:41] 体力皮拉山皮 [00:02:44] 他溜达了 [00:02:46] 哎哟 [00:02:47] 可把这几个看一手的军校吓坏了 [00:02:51] 叽里咕噜连滚带爬呀 [00:02:54] 跑到了银安殿来禀报丞相 [00:02:59] 子牙一听 [00:03:00] 大吃一惊啊 [00:03:01] 什么 [00:03:03] 有个中军 [00:03:03] 拿着我的令箭 [00:03:05] 把这几批预售给拉走了哈 [00:03:10] 你们看清楚了 [00:03:11] 哎呀 [00:03:12] 向爷我们不单看清楚a [00:03:15] 简直这都看糊涂了 [00:03:18] 怎么看糊涂了 [00:03:20] 这明明是一个出家的道人 [00:03:22] 奇怪的是脸冲后长着 [00:03:24] 他冲我们e 瓷牙 [00:03:25] 然后又不是 [00:03:29] 虎牙一听什么乱七八糟的啊 [00:03:32] 支持其由此理 [00:03:34] 我让你们这十几个人看这么几批售都看不住啊 [00:03:39] 真客气 [00:03:40] 每人则打20 军棍 [00:03:43] 把这帮啊 [00:03:45] 军校给打发走了 [00:03:47] 子牙坐在这块儿 [00:03:49] 他冷静下来这么一想 [00:03:52] 这几个军校没扯谎啊 [00:03:55] 说的是事实 [00:03:57] 哦 [00:03:58] 开始的时候是个中军官 [00:04:02] 拿着我的令箭 [00:04:04] 拉着怪兽出来时候 [00:04:06] 冲他们一笑 [00:04:08] 是个脸朝后的道人 [00:04:10] 哎呀 [00:04:12] 姜子牙腾一下站起来了 [00:04:16] 藉着在屋里头来回乱走啊 [00:04:19] 把旁边儿的中军官都给吓坏了 [00:04:23] 怎么 [00:04:24] 丞相这是怎么了 [00:04:27] 呃 [00:04:27] 您怎么在在屋里来回乱转悠啊 [00:04:30] 您别摔着啊 [00:04:33] 看成像脚步倒挺利索 [00:04:36] 子牙是几一的呀 [00:04:38] 他身不由主啊 [00:04:41] 这几个中军官就禀告了哪吒和金吒几个兄弟 [00:04:46] 他们知道 [00:04:48] 这都是丞相最亲近的人 [00:04:52] 而且啊 [00:04:53] 倒数高腔 [00:04:55] 有什么事儿先告诉这几位 [00:04:57] 金吒、木吒、哪吒哥仨全来了 [00:05:01] 进门一看 [00:05:03] 也愣了 [00:05:04] 师叔 [00:05:05] 您这儿干什么呢 [00:05:07] 您怎么尽在这儿直转悠悠 [00:05:10] 子牙一看 [00:05:11] 你们来得正好 [00:05:12] 来来来 [00:05:14] 把三个兄弟叫到跟前 [00:05:16] 把方才军校饼包的事情说了一遍 [00:05:19] 这哥儿几个也愣了 [00:05:21] 哦 [00:05:23] 这一会儿中军一会儿是到人的 [00:05:25] 这是什么人呐 [00:05:26] 哎呀 [00:05:28] 孩子们 [00:05:29] 你们不知道他是你们的师叔申公豹啊 [00:05:33] 这几位一听 [00:05:35] 对 [00:05:36] 听师父说过 [00:05:37] 我们虽然没见过 [00:05:39] 可确实玉虚门前有这么一位门生叫申公豹 [00:05:46] 那么他来到西岐 [00:05:48] 怎么不见见您呢 [00:05:49] 哎 [00:05:50] 他能来见我吗 [00:05:52] 他也没脸来见我也不好意思 [00:05:55] 肯定他是为这四批怪兽来的 [00:05:59] 你说这人多可气呀 [00:06:01] 他变作中军的模样 [00:06:03] 把这四个怪兽给拉走了 [00:06:06] 哪吒一听啊 [00:06:07] 师叔我看你也不用着急怎么啦 [00:06:11] 走啦走吧 [00:06:12] 这玩也不会痒 [00:06:13] 也不会为战马见他就哆嗦 [00:06:16] 您天天儿得啦 [00:06:17] 这四不像去吓唬他去 [00:06:19] 这也够麻烦的呀 [00:06:21] 让他拽走也不错 [00:06:22] 哎 [00:06:24] 子牙一听 [00:06:25] 你们知道什么 [00:06:27] 你以为他拉走就完了 [00:06:29] 申公豹啊 [00:06:31] 这跟我较什么劲啊 [00:06:33] 他亲口说过 [00:06:34] 让我稀奇 [00:06:35] 不得安宁 [00:06:36] 这回他亲自杀来了 [00:06:40] 谁知道他什么时候上我这儿 [00:06:43] 溜达溜达他来一趟 [00:06:46] 我这稀奇啊 [00:06:47] 就得担一回风险 [00:06:49] 再说了 [00:06:50] 虽然我们把张桂芳给打败了 [00:06:53] 他自刎在咱的西岐城前 [00:06:57] 剩下不多人马跑回去了 [00:06:59] 那闻太师闻讯之后能够善罢甘休 [00:07:02] 玛肯定啊 [00:07:05] 还得派兵来发展 [00:07:07] 稀奇呀 [00:07:08] 哥仨一听 [00:07:10] 都乐了 [00:07:12] 乐什么呀 [00:07:13] 哎呀 [00:07:13] 师叔您这不多余 [00:07:14] 担心嘛是吧 [00:07:16] 您既然败相了 [00:07:17] 那就得担点风险 [00:07:19] 你想想啊 [00:07:21] 咱不仅那要在这儿稀奇 [00:07:24] 跟他苦战一番 [00:07:26] 将来 [00:07:27] 咱们还得到招课程去打去呢 [00:07:29] 不然怎么能够夺取因受的江山呢 [00:07:33] 这倒没什么 [00:07:35] 不过 [00:07:37] 哥仨仔细一琢磨 [00:07:38] 我们这诗书也够讨厌的 [00:07:41] 你说他怎么脸朝后呢 [00:07:44] 嗨呀子牙一听 [00:07:45] 别打听这事儿了 [00:07:47] 说起来话就长了 [00:07:49] 你们那哥儿几个辛苦点去禀报一声 [00:07:52] 武成王西岐城要严加防守 [00:07:55] 千万不要大意 [00:07:57] 好在相府Y 多 [00:07:59] 看着点儿有中军模样的人 [00:08:01] 赶快呃 [00:08:03] 把他给抓来见过 [00:08:05] 哎 [00:08:05] 你们也不一定能抓得住他呀 [00:08:09] 这哥儿几个一听全泄气了 [00:08:11] 怎么我们什么都不是 [00:08:12] 你跟我们商量干什么呀 [00:08:15] 即便这申公豹是我们的师叔 [00:08:17] 那她也得来明去白啊 [00:08:19] 大丈夫啊 [00:08:21] 偷偷摸摸的跑来把这四位魔师的这个怪兽给偷走了 [00:08:28] 这算什么人呢这算 [00:08:30] 您告诉我们她在哪儿住 [00:08:32] 我们再把他拉回来 [00:08:34] 哎 [00:08:34] 不必不必 [00:08:36] 子牙嘱咐他们让金吒、木吒、哪吒好好的看首席城 [00:08:42] 要百倍多加小心 [00:08:46] 嘱咐完了 [00:08:47] 自己想不行 [00:08:49] 我得阿 [00:08:50] 上趟昆仑山 [00:08:52] 把这事儿啊 [00:08:54] 不敢跟师傅说 [00:08:55] 也得跟大师兄南极老寿星叨咕叨咕 [00:08:58] 这申公豹直接跑我这儿闹腾来 [00:09:00] 这不是个事儿啊这 [00:09:03] 想着这会儿子牙禀明 [00:09:05] 老王说自己啊 [00:09:08] 上山上去叩拜老师 [00:09:11] 王姬发也不敢多问呢 [00:09:14] 向腹要上昆仑山肯定是有事儿呗 [00:09:18] 他没敢说您这才回来几天怎么又去呀 [00:09:22] 子牙告诉他这回去呀 [00:09:24] 去的麻利 [00:09:25] 回来的快 [00:09:26] 怎么我有奖励了也不用加什么 [00:09:29] 土遁了 [00:09:30] 老师赐我的四不像 [00:09:33] 另外 [00:09:33] 城里头您也不用担心有五成王 [00:09:36] 黄飞虎为首的 [00:09:38] 带领金吒、木吒、哪吒几个兄弟 [00:09:40] 还有大江南攻破 [00:09:42] 王氏不住地点头啊 [00:09:45] 啊 [00:09:45] 相父 [00:09:46] 既然这么安排的肯定有一定的道理 [00:09:50] 那么我就不拦足相符啦 [00:09:53] 您呢 [00:09:53] 多多的保重 [00:09:56] 子牙本想不告诉我王自己想不行 [00:10:00] 怎么万一这趟昆仑山去喽 [00:10:03] 要耽搁点时间啊 [00:10:05] 一离开西区好几天王姬发 [00:10:08] 找不着成像 [00:10:09] 这怎么能行呢 [00:10:11] 现在不是自己打鱼那时候了 [00:10:13] 哎 [00:10:14] 随随便便 [00:10:15] 大大咧咧 [00:10:17] 自由行动 [00:10:18] 随遇而安 [00:10:19] 那现在是一国丞相啊 [00:10:22] 子牙回禀完了 [00:10:24] 然后这才返回相府 [00:10:27] 又把哪吒叫过来 [00:10:29] 又嘱咐了一番 [00:10:31] 当天晚上 [00:10:33] 姜子牙胯下骑着四不像就奔昆仑山来 [00:10:39] 来到玉虚宫 [00:10:40] 他不敢惊动元始天尊 [00:10:43] 仙剑师兄 [00:10:44] 南极老绍兴 [00:10:46] 老寿星拄着拐棍儿啊 [00:10:48] 是以门观望 [00:10:50] 哎 [00:10:51] 靠着门框 [00:10:52] 这儿正看呢 [00:10:54] 一看子牙来了 [00:10:57] 老寿星乐了 [00:10:59] 哎 [00:10:59] 贤弟 [00:11:00] 你来这正是实话啊 [00:11:03] 我正要啊答复 [00:11:04] 童儿把东西给你送到西岐去 [00:11:08] 我知道你是个大忙人 [00:11:10] 哎 [00:11:10] 你来了也好 [00:11:12] 哎 [00:11:12] 有些话呢 [00:11:13] 我兄弟啊 [00:11:14] 就当面交代一番 [00:11:17] 子牙一听 [00:11:19] 先给师兄十里 [00:11:21] 然后这才跟老寿星诉苦 [00:11:25] 您说这申公豹 [00:11:26] 这像不像话 [00:11:28] 他用隐形之处 [00:11:30] 把四个怪兽给拉走了 [00:11:32] 是有这么这么一回事儿 [00:11:35] 老寿星听到这呵儿 [00:11:37] 呵 [00:11:38] 点了点头啊 [00:11:40] 子牙he [00:11:41] 你叫我说你什么好呢 [00:11:43] 这都是你自己找的吗 [00:11:46] 当初我要叫he er 把它那个头给他先走 [00:11:50] 不就完了吗 [00:11:51] 你苦苦哀告啊 [00:11:53] 你亲口说的呀 [00:11:55] 啊 [00:11:56] 即便这个申公豹鼓动是非乏力稀奇 [00:12:01] 你也认了 [00:12:02] 今儿你还有什么苦可教啊 [00:12:05] 子牙一听可也是啊这不我跟您叨咕叨咕吗 [00:12:10] 跟你要个主意 [00:12:12] 老手心一听我有什么主意啊 [00:12:14] 我又不能去跟你一块儿治理西岐 [00:12:18] 哎 [00:12:18] 这块儿我一步也离不开 [00:12:21] 随时老师都教我 [00:12:23] 我怎么敢轻易下昆仑山呢 [00:12:27] 再说了 [00:12:28] 这才刚刚开始啊 [00:12:30] 兄弟 [00:12:32] 以后啊 [00:12:33] 你这个货乱事儿多了 [00:12:36] 那您说当今之计该怎么办呢 [00:12:38] 他要再去 [00:12:39] 我一起搅和去 [00:12:41] 哎 [00:12:43] 不会的 [00:12:44] 老寿星安慰姜子牙说 [00:12:47] 现在啊 [00:12:48] 申公豹也怪可怜的 [00:12:50] 他也没个地方呆 [00:12:52] 这不是王魔杨森啊 [00:12:55] 命丧稀奇了吗 [00:12:57] 现在呀 [00:12:58] 哎 [00:12:58] 沈工报检了 [00:12:59] 卧塌上九龙岛啦 [00:13:02] 上那儿当岛主去辣 [00:13:05] 姜子牙一听那挺好啊 [00:13:07] 只要我们这哥们有个踏实的地方 [00:13:09] 他能呆着那比角和人墙啊 [00:13:12] 哎 [00:13:13] 你放心 [00:13:14] 多踏实的地方 [00:13:15] 他也呆不住 [00:13:16] 他本人不踏实啊 [00:13:18] 是不是啊 [00:13:19] 甭说这些 [00:13:21] 呃 [00:13:21] 你来得正好 [00:13:23] 这还有两件东西 [00:13:25] 我需要交给你 [00:13:28] 有一面杏黄旗 [00:13:30] 这是恩师所赐 [00:13:33] 还有一颗打神鞭 [00:13:36] 你丫屏障 [00:13:38] 这两件宝贝就能够一直 [00:13:42] 带人马杀进朝歌城 [00:13:45] 去吊民伐罪呀 [00:13:48] 子牙跪下接宝 [00:13:51] 把杏黄旗打神鞭接过来 [00:13:54] 哥儿俩又叙谈了一阵 [00:13:56] 姜子牙 [00:13:58] 向老寿星告辞了 [00:14:01] 跨省四不像 [00:14:03] 脚架祥云回归稀奇 [00:14:05] 走着走着 [00:14:06] 忽地一下 [00:14:08] 四不像 [00:14:09] 图然 [00:14:10] 由云中落下来了 [00:14:13] 子牙一看 [00:14:14] 正好落在一个小岛上 [00:14:18] 嗯嗯 [00:14:20] 这是什么地方 [00:14:21] 他手里胡须这么一看 [00:14:24] 这地方环境还真不错 [00:14:27] 好像是个海口吧 [00:14:31] 子牙正在这块儿关着这水井儿呢 [00:14:34] 好家火就听啊 [00:14:36] 波浪翻滚呐 [00:14:43] He he [00:14:44] 水凉一下 [00:14:45] 先起来有几十丈高 [00:14:49] 姜丞相大吃一惊啊 [00:14:51] 怎么着 [00:14:52] 这一会儿不把这小岛淹啦啊 [00:14:55] 快起来罢 [00:14:57] 啪啪一下一顿这个缰绳 [00:15:00] 这四不像也较上劲了 [00:15:04] 他字体老扎不动 [00:15:06] A [00:15:06] 跟汉的地上一样 [00:15:09] 拽不动他 [00:15:10] 龇牙一想 [00:15:11] 哎 [00:15:11] 真奇怪 [00:15:13] 看来你是有点儿水性 [00:15:15] 你不害怕呀 [00:15:16] 那我怎么办呢 [00:15:18] 就在这一瞬间 [00:15:19] 哗地一下 [00:15:23] 水浪落下去了 [00:15:25] 忽然间就栽这个水面上出现了一个怪物 [00:15:30] 可把子牙吓着了 [00:15:33] 怎么了 [00:15:34] 看这怪物 [00:15:36] 身高足有三四丈啊 [00:15:39] 好 [00:15:40] 家火怎么这么高啊 [00:15:43] 确实 [00:15:44] 这个怪物身高三丈六 [00:15:47] 但是光他那脖子呀 [00:15:50] 就战区有一丈六 [00:15:54] 这能不吓人吗 [00:15:55] 生了一个龙的脑袋 [00:15:58] 哎哟 [00:16:00] 没有脚 [00:16:01] 是一直毒爪 [00:16:04] 读着踩在水面上 [00:16:06] 那个海浪翻滚呐 [00:16:09] 他大叫了一声 [00:16:11] 把子牙吓着了 [00:16:14] 对面这个人可是姜尚、姜子牙、u he [00:16:20] 子牙一听啊 [00:16:22] 这位还行 [00:16:23] 嗓音洪亮 [00:16:25] 口齿清晰 [00:16:27] 子牙一看这是个什么怪物啊 [00:16:30] 口吐人言呢啊 [00:16:33] 你是什么东西 [00:16:35] 这位有点儿不太爱听 [00:16:37] 怎么什么东西啊 [00:16:40] 我问你你是不是姜子牙 [00:16:43] 子牙点点头 [00:16:45] 正是倪家丞相 [00:16:48] 嘿 [00:16:49] J 怪物听在这儿把大嘴一理 [00:16:52] 他乐了 [00:16:53] 我等的就是你呀 [00:16:56] 子牙一愣啊 [00:16:58] 他指了指这个怪物 [00:17:00] 我跟你又不认识啊 [00:17:02] 你等我干什么呀 [00:17:04] 哎 [00:17:05] 你哪里晓得呀 [00:17:08] 我乃东海骄子 [00:17:10] 龙须虎是也 [00:17:12] 我朝天在这苦练呢 [00:17:16] 借天地之正气 [00:17:18] 日月之精华 [00:17:20] 想练成正先 [00:17:23] 但是我苦练多年 [00:17:27] 难以成功啊 [00:17:29] 最近有仙人指点 [00:17:33] 说我营养不良 [00:17:36] 我应该压得补充点儿营养 [00:17:40] 立刻就能成仙呢 [00:17:43] H [00:17:45] 子牙一听 [00:17:47] 那你缺少什么营养呢 [00:17:49] 只有吃掉你姜尚 [00:17:52] 姜子牙 [00:17:53] 我就能成仙了 [00:17:55] 黑紫牙一听差点儿气乐了 [00:17:59] 这谁给你出的主意啊 [00:18:01] 他强按胸 [00:18:03] 头火 [00:18:03] 忍住了笑声 [00:18:06] 我说水怪啊 [00:18:07] 不不啊 [00:18:08] 龙须虎 [00:18:10] 谁告诉你的 [00:18:12] 吃了我你就能成正果呀 [00:18:15] 哼 [00:18:16] 龙须虎哼了一声 [00:18:18] 本来我不应该把这位上先说出来 [00:18:22] 既然你问到这儿啦 [00:18:24] 哎 [00:18:25] 我也让你死的 [00:18:26] 明白