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[00:00:01] 撇三爷撇木精
[00:00:04] 到院儿里头
[00:00:05] 按着往常的规律啪啪练成棍
[00:00:10] 觉得还挺满意
[00:00:12] 脸闻出了身汗
[00:00:13] 进屋一瞅
[00:00:15] 媳妇睡熟了
[00:00:17] 把房门造
[00:00:18] 带着他拎这条棍子巡逻
[00:00:23] 明知道没有贼
[00:00:25] 那贼上那儿偷什么
[00:00:27] 扛两条板凳、板凳、八仙桌儿给他都不要
[00:00:32] 但也得尽心尽职
[00:00:35] 你答应了给人看房子
[00:00:38] A
[00:00:39] 就得认真去办
[00:00:40] 邻居结婚呗
[00:00:42] 他在前院转到后院
[00:00:44] 有点儿后院
[00:00:45] 转到后花园
[00:00:47] 走了一圈
[00:00:48] 发现没什么
[00:00:49] 又往回转
[00:00:52] 就走到戴楼的内院
[00:00:57] 铁三一看看黑嘟嘟
[00:00:59] 一座楼啊大锁锁
[00:01:03] 心中就猜测
[00:01:05] 这楼是干嘛用的
[00:01:08] 过年过节
[00:01:09] 一家人登楼眺望聚会
[00:01:13] 宴请宾客
[00:01:16] 孩子
[00:01:16] 他们家里头有千金小姐的闺房绣楼
[00:01:20] 啊哼
[00:01:22] 这房檐上挂着宫灯
[00:01:25] 史无幻贝
[00:01:26] 多热闹
[00:01:27] 可惜现在门庭冷落
[00:01:31] 这一家也不走17
[00:01:34] 怎么弄个闹鬼呢
[00:01:35] 整怪是哪来的鬼呢
[00:01:38] 真是可笑至极
[00:01:41] 说着转身呢
[00:01:42] 他要回前院
[00:01:44] 就在这插进一组
[00:01:48] 怪事儿发生
[00:01:50] 什么事儿
[00:01:52] 这一楼满黢黑黢黑的
[00:01:57] 门还锁着呢
[00:02:00] 里面突然嚓一声灯光照
[00:02:04] 就见灯光一照
[00:02:07] 人影晃了那么一下
[00:02:10] 雪山也不见此可一颤
[00:02:14] 下的
[00:02:14] 好像没惊叫出声
[00:02:18] 还想艾特你赌什么
[00:02:22] 那么大的英雄
[00:02:24] 蛤蟆跟发炸
[00:02:26] 鼻子尖儿冒冷汗
[00:02:31] 但三叶和眉毛还在原地站着
[00:02:34] 心里翻个儿啊
[00:02:38] 我邪魅
[00:02:41] 人有无尾呀
[00:02:46] 要不然的话
[00:02:47] 门锁着他从哪进去
[00:02:50] 啊
[00:02:51] 现在快到了半夜
[00:02:53] 他要干什么
[00:02:55] 好东西
[00:02:58] 我还是不停歇
[00:03:01] 我究竟要看一看这怎么回事儿
[00:03:05] 番鸭拉大幕的登上了台阶
[00:03:09] 在一里头把那块儿要是拿出来了
[00:03:13] 你在开裂所
[00:03:16] 刚接管
[00:03:17] 他不熟
[00:03:18] 也找不着哪把钥匙开一把锁的
[00:03:21] 费了半天劲儿
[00:03:22] 哄对了嚓一声说开了
[00:03:27] 哎呀
[00:03:28] 多大了
[00:03:29] 谁让你进来
[00:03:32] 外屋是汤姆
[00:03:35] 你得进套间
[00:03:37] 套间
[00:03:38] 屋里照着灯
[00:03:41] 但是她提着大棍子照亮套间
[00:03:44] 刚想问什么人
[00:03:48] 灯光一下
[00:03:49] 直面
[00:03:51] 屋里是鸦雀无声
[00:03:56] 伸手不见掌
[00:03:57] 对面不见人
[00:03:59] 嗯
[00:04:00] 铁三爷也没敢轻易地往里走
[00:04:04] 他看不见提名的译文
[00:04:09] 这个蜡烛灯刚被吹灭
[00:04:12] 那种油烟的味儿直刺鼻孔
[00:04:17] 可以断定
[00:04:18] 肯定有人
[00:04:21] 铁山也这么大胆
[00:04:24] 马上回去前屋取了火莲
[00:04:28] 进了这屋
[00:04:30] 我连你碰
[00:04:33] 一看满是灰尘的条案上有一盏灯
[00:04:36] 把灯点着了
[00:04:39] 守住恶棍
[00:04:41] 仔细查看
[00:04:44] 里头这屋
[00:04:47] 好像白天没注意瞅啊
[00:04:49] 有一张大床是二人床
[00:04:54] 张良挂着
[00:04:55] 他们擦脸上全都是尘土的房子
[00:04:59] 四周全是蜘蛛网
[00:05:02] 这屋按现在新词儿来说
[00:05:04] 租能有30 平那么大的房间
[00:05:09] 方砖铺地地地尘土
[00:05:13] 还挺好
[00:05:15] 铁三也仔细一查看
[00:05:19] 刨除自己踩的脚印儿之外
[00:05:23] 另有杂乱的脚印
[00:05:25] 而且这脚印非常小
[00:05:29] 显而易见是个女人
[00:05:33] 这女的
[00:05:35] 你先看出来
[00:05:41] 他哪去
[00:05:43] 他就在这屋搜开了
[00:05:45] 地下有个大盘跪跪着没锁那么贵
[00:05:50] 西安去往里看空柜没人
[00:05:54] 但值得怀疑的是
[00:05:57] 哪屋哪都尘土
[00:06:00] 唯独地柜
[00:06:02] 没有尘土
[00:06:05] 不是有人经常擦
[00:06:08] 哎
[00:06:08] 要不就是有人经常动
[00:06:14] 不碍事儿
[00:06:17] 你一直找到天亮
[00:06:19] 什么也没有
[00:06:21] 三一趟回屋吧
[00:06:23] 门照样锁好了
[00:06:25] 披着棍子到前屋
[00:06:27] 挨到前屋
[00:06:28] 三奶奶起来了
[00:06:31] 这么燃烧
[00:06:31] 我要做饭
[00:06:32] 一看当家的进来就问什么
[00:06:36] 一宿你没睡啊
[00:06:39] 昨天晚上有点失眠
[00:06:41] 哎头一天吗
[00:06:43] 嗯
[00:06:43] 我是Y 精神点给人看着点什么的
[00:06:46] 万一丢了东西不好
[00:06:48] 发现什么
[00:06:49] 没
[00:06:50] 没没有
[00:06:50] 什么也没有
[00:06:52] 别听他们咋呼
[00:06:53] 一切正常
[00:06:55] 铁三爷为什么这么说
[00:06:58] 怕媳妇害怕
[00:07:01] 要一说昨天晚上的情况
[00:07:02] 把媳妇吓着怎么办
[00:07:04] 所以说什么也没有
[00:07:06] 三奶奶
[00:07:07] 信以为实再也不问了
[00:07:09] 早饭做好
[00:07:11] 饭也吃吃完了
[00:07:14] 倒头便睡
[00:07:17] 嗯
[00:07:17] 睡
[00:07:19] Y 头
[00:07:19] 咣咣咣
[00:07:20] 有人砸门
[00:07:21] 到了昨天那个时候
[00:07:23] 老周头儿来了
[00:07:26] 老周都提心吊胆呢
[00:07:28] 还活着呢
[00:07:30] 能不能进
[00:07:31] 没开俩死早
[00:07:33] 等三奶奶把门开着
[00:07:35] 老头儿大吃一惊
[00:07:36] 嗯咯
[00:07:38] 媳妇
[00:07:39] 昨晚怎么样
[00:07:41] 挺好啊
[00:07:42] 可解乏啦
[00:07:44] 这一路上也没睡好觉
[00:07:47] 也不像昨天晚上睡得这么香
[00:07:49] 哎呀
[00:07:50] 就好教明白你
[00:07:53] 咱们家的我大侄儿呢
[00:07:54] 正睡呢
[00:07:56] 老头儿进屋儿了
[00:07:57] 叫半天
[00:07:58] 三爷眼睛都红了
[00:08:00] 一咕噜水儿洗了
[00:08:01] 哎呀
[00:08:01] 老婆来了
[00:08:03] 你吃了饭了吗啊
[00:08:04] 吃吃
[00:08:06] 怎么样说的听懂了吗
[00:08:09] 有事儿没
[00:08:10] 没有
[00:08:12] 什么爱美
[00:08:14] 哎呀
[00:08:15] 行了
[00:08:15] 别听我算放下
[00:08:17] 我跟你大娘一晚上都没睡觉
[00:08:21] 担心你呀
[00:08:23] 看来真是你说的那样
[00:08:25] 你福大命大造化大
[00:08:27] 什么事儿也没有这个啊
[00:08:30] 我一块石头就算落地了
[00:08:33] 老婆嫌磕老头儿走了
[00:08:36] 雪三也清楚
[00:08:38] 那你们知道个啥呀
[00:08:40] 我要把昨晚的事儿说出来
[00:08:42] 把你们吓趴下
[00:08:45] 到了第二天晚上
[00:08:47] 三奶奶照就早早的休息了
[00:08:50] 帆爷拎着棍子先在院里头练完了
[00:08:56] 直接奔这座楼来了
[00:08:59] 其实我看你今天晚上闹
[00:09:02] 我不闹
[00:09:03] 我早早的把这个门呢打开
[00:09:09] 锁子去掉
[00:09:10] 门虚掩着
[00:09:13] 心若你点子这湖光加破门
[00:09:18] 我让你躲闪不及
[00:09:20] 我究竟看一看你是何许人也
[00:09:26] 快到昨天晚上的时候
[00:09:28] 铁三也不练落
[00:09:31] 躲到黑暗之处
[00:09:33] 俩眼瞪盯着这屋
[00:09:37] 你说邪门不邪门
[00:09:41] 又是昨天
[00:09:43] 那个时候静悄悄
[00:09:45] 就听见啪一声
[00:09:48] 落孤灯点燃
[00:09:51] 帆爷就等着这手儿又来了
[00:09:57] 他就好像离眸扑鼠
[00:10:00] 又好像离玄之箭
[00:10:04] 错害身子一晃
[00:10:06] 破门而入
[00:10:09] 坐在里面点灯
[00:10:11] 在家呢
[00:10:12] 进屋前后不超过三秒钟
[00:10:16] 就那么快
[00:10:18] 就是数123 这么个间隔
[00:10:24] 大屋里的铁在家大吼一声
[00:10:26] 啥
[00:10:30] 恨不能把这座楼阵地湖上
[00:10:33] 为什么那么大声
[00:10:35] 给自己也胀胆
[00:10:38] 奇怪的是
[00:10:39] 进到吴忠
[00:10:42] 什么人也没发现
[00:10:45] 但是
[00:10:46] 这盏灯没灭
[00:10:49] 可能是在没来得及直登
[00:10:54] 五一路
[00:10:58] 这么快闯进屋
[00:10:59] 怎么都没看着多大气
[00:11:03] 床前床后床左床右
[00:11:05] 屋里基拉旮旯
[00:11:06] 上上下下的这顿搜没有
[00:11:09] 最后咱就归啪打开往贵里一看
[00:11:14] 四角空空
[00:11:16] 仍然一无所有
[00:11:18] 啊怪事儿
[00:11:20] 嗯
[00:11:21] 来到百拉登这张桌子
[00:11:25] 他仔细检查
[00:11:28] 发现上面有手印
[00:11:30] 只用手
[00:11:30] 嗯D
[00:11:32] 无意之中的
[00:11:34] 女人的首页
[00:11:38] 完全可以证实
[00:11:40] 地下的脚印儿转着的手印
[00:11:43] 是一个女的
[00:11:45] 莫非是个女鬼
[00:11:48] 血栓也仗着胆子公司来就说
[00:11:52] 哎
[00:11:53] 你在哪藏着呢
[00:11:55] 出来
[00:11:58] 你装神弄鬼的
[00:11:59] 你吓唬谁
[00:12:02] 你吓我旁人
[00:12:03] 可以
[00:12:04] 你下午我铁木金那没门儿
[00:12:09] 我有个说法叫不听邪
[00:12:13] 楼主你搂着呢
[00:12:16] 你让给我打个照面噢
[00:12:19] 你敢说出你是怎么回事儿吗
[00:12:22] 你要没了胆子
[00:12:24] 你才能跟我走
[00:12:25] 太公在此
[00:12:27] 诸神退位
[00:12:28] 不准你在这儿折腾
[00:12:31] 如果叫我把你堵上
[00:12:33] 你说小娇长过几条铁棍子
[00:12:36] 厉害
[00:12:39] Java 老半天
[00:12:42] 毫无反应
[00:12:44] 哎呀
[00:12:45] 三月一讲出去吧
[00:12:48] 蜡烛灯直面房门皂甙
[00:12:52] 锁好了
[00:12:52] 到院儿里头走两步
[00:12:55] 一回头
[00:12:55] 走两步
[00:12:56] 一回头
[00:12:58] 你说咱俩怪事儿哎呀哇
[00:13:03] 可不一定跑楼上去了
[00:13:05] 楼我没上过
[00:13:07] 右眼怎么可能呢
[00:13:10] 楼梯在外头
[00:13:12] 我夸一进去把他堵里边儿了
[00:13:15] 他什么时候能绕开我上楼啊
[00:13:17] 不可能的事儿
[00:13:20] 哎
[00:13:20] 哎
[00:13:22] 明天晚上再做
[00:13:25] 说说简短
[00:13:27] 他今儿回屋比较早
[00:13:29] 回屋他睡了
[00:13:31] 等三奶奶起来做早饭的时候他才醒
[00:13:34] 醒了之后
[00:13:35] 揉揉眼睛洗把脸
[00:13:37] 媳妇儿问他
[00:13:39] 昨天晚上你睡得挺早啊
[00:13:41] 有事儿没没
[00:13:42] 没什么事儿了呗
[00:13:43] 没事儿的
[00:13:44] 你安心得
[00:13:46] 媳妇儿
[00:13:46] 不什么
[00:13:48] 这白天呢
[00:13:49] 老周头又来了
[00:13:51] 一看还没事儿
[00:13:53] 老赵头放心了
[00:13:55] 给送了一本儿豆腐
[00:13:57] 另外呢
[00:13:58] 又给送了五斤玉米
[00:14:01] 铁三节千恩万谢
[00:14:03] 和老头儿说
[00:14:04] 老婆啊
[00:14:05] 头一个关卡
[00:14:07] 这五两银子我分文不要
[00:14:09] 全是您的
[00:14:11] 您的恩情我不抱不过来呀
[00:14:14] 老头说
[00:14:15] 这怎么说呢
[00:14:16] 这咱爷们有缘
[00:14:18] 不然的话怎么能遇上呢
[00:14:19] 啊
[00:14:20] 这些钱
[00:14:21] 那我不能收
[00:14:22] 这东西交给你们了
[00:14:24] 处的跟一家人一样
[00:14:27] 第三
[00:14:28] 晚上前三节棍
[00:14:33] 就在外头等着
[00:14:36] 其实这个我还不会进屋了呢
[00:14:38] 一闪灯
[00:14:39] 我一棍子把窗户砸开
[00:14:41] 我到底儿看着究竟
[00:14:43] 你能躲那么利索
[00:14:46] 可惜呀
[00:14:48] 一宿等到天亮
[00:14:52] 屋里头既没盏灯
[00:14:55] 又没有任何声音
[00:14:57] 白熬了一宿
[00:15:01] 3 月1 号啊
[00:15:06] 让我昨天那顿拍
[00:15:10] 那个胎胆儿小了
[00:15:11] 肯定是那么回事儿
[00:15:13] 嗯
[00:15:15] 看来邪不清正啊啊
[00:15:18] 即使真有鬼
[00:15:19] 真有神儿让我这头锐气
[00:15:24] 别给吓跑了
[00:15:26] 哎
[00:15:27] 这么说没事儿呢
[00:15:29] 打这之后他就没来
[00:15:33] 一日两两日三
[00:15:35] 日复一日
[00:15:38] 这天一天比一天冷
[00:15:40] 到穿棉衣的时候又转眼之间
[00:15:44] 眼看快过年了
[00:15:48] 铁三也遇上点倒霉的事儿
[00:15:51] 什么倒霉的事儿
[00:15:54] 每月关五两银子
[00:15:57] 这银子关起来了
[00:16:00] 可高兴攒着好给周老伯还账
[00:16:05] 这银子就搁在抽匣里头
[00:16:07] 或者搁在床头上
[00:16:09] 第二天使不翼而飞
[00:16:14] 银子找不着
[00:16:17] 上上下下
[00:16:18] 半夜找不着啊
[00:16:20] 三年级的脑门子都绿了
[00:16:25] 等见到老周头儿了
[00:16:27] 三爷就说
[00:16:28] 哎
[00:16:28] 老婆
[00:16:28] 我对不起你
[00:16:29] 昨天关了五两银子
[00:16:31] 本想还账
[00:16:32] 哪只你
[00:16:34] 你侄儿媳妇一大意
[00:16:35] 不知道搁哪儿啊
[00:16:36] 他说
[00:16:37] 行
[00:16:37] 本来我就没钱要
[00:16:40] 那丢一次还行
[00:16:43] 一共丢了四次二十两
[00:16:47] 翻页可冒了火了
[00:16:50] 这不等就瞪眼儿欺骗周老婆嘛
[00:16:52] 你老说给人钱
[00:16:54] 你不给人家钱
[00:16:56] 你老说你丢了
[00:16:57] 你一回两回行
[00:16:59] 怎么老丢呢
[00:17:00] 老婆肯定对我不相信辣妈
[00:17:04] 怪事还有人头
[00:17:06] 我是不是后来呢
[00:17:08] 滚弄的
[00:17:10] 妈
[00:17:11] 我吓唬他
[00:17:12] 他跟我过不去咋
[00:17:16] 你这么收拾三爷
[00:17:17] 三爷
[00:17:18] 我跟你去不散吧
[00:17:20] 干休
[00:17:21] 废话哟
[00:17:23] 非把你捧着不可
[00:17:27] 可问了媳妇
[00:17:29] 还有多少米啊
[00:17:31] 这回米又快吃没了
[00:17:33] 还有二斤多
[00:17:34] 都给我做上
[00:17:35] 你少吃点
[00:17:36] 我多吃点
[00:17:37] 我有事儿
[00:17:39] 他媳妇特别随从
[00:17:41] 叫干什么干什么
[00:17:43] 三爷一口气儿吃了二斤多米
[00:17:47] 饱餐战饭
[00:17:50] 眼睛倍儿亮皮啦滚
[00:17:53] 坐在楼外等你
[00:17:57] 白天呢
[00:17:58] 就开始打
[00:17:59] 到了晚上有屎有尿
[00:18:02] 也不一个地方非盯着Bo
[00:18:07] 哎
[00:18:08] 功夫不负有心人
[00:18:12] 又是到了那个时候
[00:18:15] 啊
[00:18:17] 灯光一闪
[00:18:19] 黑
[00:18:21] 三人看楼底下灯光着了
[00:18:26] 闯进去一看
[00:18:28] 空无一人
[00:18:31] 三人都傻了
[00:18:33] 这回是区服后服了烧的
[00:18:37] 田亮没有
[00:18:40] 只好垂头丧气
[00:18:42] 又回到前院
[00:18:44] 奶奶说的
[00:18:46] 有鬼没啊
[00:18:48] 这只鬼是仙儿
[00:18:50] 您听明白了
[00:18:53] 这书里的绝卖那玩意儿
[00:18:56] 那是个人吗
[00:18:57] 对
[00:18:59] 这是一个了不起的女中剑客
[00:19:04] 人送绰号叫匡将
[00:19:08] 羽箭白芙蓉行白
[00:19:11] 也是回民
[00:19:14] 干什么
[00:19:15] 上着来汉堡
[00:19:18] 嗯
[00:19:19] 关于白腐乳间可为什么上这家来看
[00:19:25] 宝有什么宝贝
[00:19:27] 究竟怎么回事儿
[00:19:30] 咱们下文书再详细说
[00:19:33] 你就记住有这么查
[00:19:36] 翻回头
[00:19:38] 科协三爷
[00:19:41] 眼看快过年啦
[00:19:44] 没钱啦
[00:19:46] 再也抹不开跟周老夫妻张嘴了
[00:19:51] 没信用
[00:19:53] 就这么就断了
[00:19:55] 顿了年根儿
[00:19:56] 底下两口子饿的眼发蓝了
[00:20:02] 人家都准备过年
[00:20:04] 欢欢喜喜的
[00:20:05] 他们夫妻落得这步田地
[00:20:08] 难熬
[00:20:11] 三奶奶从来不发怨言
[00:20:14] 像一般的妇女埋怨老爷们儿
[00:20:17] 你没能耐
[00:20:18] 你个倒霉蛋儿
[00:20:19] 我下去你倒了850 血没了
[00:20:23] 从来没这套话
[00:20:25] 任命
[00:20:27] 越是这样
[00:20:28] 三爷觉得越不忍
[00:20:31] 到了29 天了
[00:20:34] 三月一折
[00:20:35] 买一张吧
[00:20:39] 人贫志短马瘦毛长
[00:20:43] 良心丧于酷毙
[00:20:46] 我没办法
[00:20:49] 我呀
[00:20:51] 我结闹去吧
[00:20:53] 我呀
[00:20:54] 不然我就得饿死
[00:20:57] 饿死那个琴
[00:20:59] 我媳妇肚里还怀着孩子
[00:21:03] 能不那么平整
[00:21:05] 他跟媳妇没说实话
[00:21:07] 你这大胡子早早的就出门了
[00:21:10] 29 那天在家蒸透骨
[00:21:14] 嗯
[00:21:15] 啊
[00:21:17] 他就趴着大道边儿上
[00:21:20] 往大道上一看呢
[00:21:22] 快过年
[00:21:22] 拉大车
[00:21:24] 小辆推车担待的
[00:21:27] 在官道上
[00:21:28] 这个人呢
[00:21:28] 陆续不断
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