[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 小脑瓜照壁和他徒弟黑市结歪打正招瞎猫碰死耗子 [00:00:10] 抓住了盗宝贼 [00:00:12] 胡大贼 [00:00:14] 夺回了万宝珍珠山 [00:00:18] 你说这事儿怎么这么巧 [00:00:21] 这师徒啊 [00:00:22] 也是走贼运 [00:00:25] 照壁十分惊喜 [00:00:28] 把胡子为两条腿 [00:00:31] 都给做残了 [00:00:32] 做残了 [00:00:33] 终身残疾 [00:00:35] 跑了也是个废人了 [00:00:37] 但是不能要死口的 [00:00:40] 刘哲 [00:00:41] 他好做证啊 [00:00:43] 然后把那宝盒子打开 [00:00:46] 爷俩先检查检查是不是空壳 [00:00:50] 里面有没有万宝珍珠山 [00:00:54] 结果把包袱打开 [00:00:56] He 也睁开一看 [00:00:58] 光彩夺目 [00:01:01] 嘿 [00:01:02] 是一只扎嘴 [00:01:04] 老是哦这玩意儿 [00:01:07] 穿着能舒服得了吗 [00:01:10] 小子 [00:01:11] 你懂得个屁 [00:01:13] 这玩意能穿吗 [00:01:14] 这是摆设 [00:01:16] 讲究富有 [00:01:18] 讲究身份 [00:01:20] 懂吗 [00:01:21] 啊 [00:01:21] 我说D 呢 [00:01:23] 真是好东西哟 [00:01:25] 哎 [00:01:27] 富贵莫如帝王家呀 [00:01:30] 你想想 [00:01:31] 这是**活佛进贡的贡品 [00:01:35] 能吃的了吗 [00:01:37] 所以堪称国宝啊 [00:01:39] 废话少说 [00:01:40] 快包起来 [00:01:42] 然后把珍珠衫包起来 [00:01:44] 用包皮包上 [00:01:48] 别俩一琢磨 [00:01:49] 现在应当赶奔中瓶大瓶去见黄天霸以及老少的英雄 [00:01:56] 但是判断这路程啊 [00:01:58] 少说也得有十里地 [00:02:00] 现在兵荒马乱 [00:02:02] 山城整个乱了套了 [00:02:04] 在呀 [00:02:05] 这个腐乳 [00:02:06] 这家是残疾人 [00:02:07] 还得看着她在背着 [00:02:10] 这么贵重的宝贝 [00:02:11] 万一在出了事儿 [00:02:15] 一场空啊 [00:02:17] 这这这不行 [00:02:18] 这太冒险了 [00:02:20] 经过爷俩商量之后 [00:02:22] 才先找个保险D 把这玩藏起来 [00:02:25] 他俩回去报信儿 [00:02:27] 把大伙儿领来 [00:02:29] 这就什么都成功了 [00:02:32] 当然这也有风险 [00:02:34] 得找个绝对保险的比 [00:02:37] 他们寻来找去 [00:02:38] 在石砬子发现一道山峰 [00:02:42] 这山峰还真挺宽 [00:02:45] 进去俩人没问题呢 [00:02:48] 里边儿外边儿全都是要不是特殊的留神 [00:02:53] 根本你发现不了 [00:02:56] 照B 点了点头 [00:02:57] 小子 [00:02:58] 来帮帮忙 [00:03:00] 先把这壶的没给周进去 [00:03:03] 怕他吵吵 [00:03:05] 嘴里头塞的东西带上饺子 [00:03:08] 腿上给他上了刀伤药 [00:03:11] 别血流过多 [00:03:13] 他在死了就麻烦了 [00:03:14] 给他包扎完了 [00:03:16] 把这包子也搁在里边 [00:03:19] 然后用草一概照壁 [00:03:22] 倒退了几步 [00:03:23] 相中的相中一看就进了这个山缝也发现不了 [00:03:27] 行嘞 [00:03:29] 爷俩这才退出来 [00:03:31] 赵碧根黑志杰说 [00:03:33] 小子 [00:03:33] 替我记着点儿啊 [00:03:35] 咱给他取个名儿 [00:03:37] 叫藏宝洞怎么样 [00:03:40] 好嘞 [00:03:41] 我记住了 [00:03:42] 记住啊 [00:03:43] 别再回来 [00:03:44] 找不着 [00:03:45] 爷儿俩相中了 [00:03:46] 半天一看 [00:03:47] 差不多了 [00:03:48] 顺着原路提着兵器去找黄天霸 [00:03:53] 这就是以往的经过 [00:03:57] 当黄天霸问照壁怎么回事儿 [00:04:00] 照BNB [00:04:02] 把这个经过讲述一遍啊 [00:04:06] 黄天霸常出一口气 [00:04:08] 太好了 [00:04:10] 这就四五十人跟着照壁和黑世杰 [00:04:13] 顺着原路找这个藏宝洞 [00:04:18] 赵d he 黑直接找来找去找到这地儿 [00:04:21] 妥啦妥啦 [00:04:22] 就这就这 [00:04:23] 一点错都没有 [00:04:25] 老兄弟感悟 [00:04:28] 就在石缝的里边 [00:04:31] 哎呀 [00:04:31] 我们爷俩来回一折腾 [00:04:33] 忒累了 [00:04:34] 你派俩人儿进去 [00:04:36] 把胡子为把宝物取出来吧 [00:04:38] 啊 [00:04:38] 里边儿地方不大 [00:04:40] 容不下许多的人 [00:04:43] 老头子 [00:04:43] 龙海宇来了兴趣了 [00:04:45] 行了 [00:04:46] 我算一个 [00:04:48] 他算一个 [00:04:50] 后边大汉苏琪也跟着我我今儿大我算一个 [00:04:55] 俩人钻进去了 [00:04:57] 照壁在这叉着腰等着 [00:05:00] 众人也都等着 [00:05:02] 该路过俩人空手出来了 [00:05:05] 娄海与一摊手 [00:05:08] 没有过 [00:05:09] 你说什么都没有啊 [00:05:11] 照的眼睛一瞪 [00:05:13] 胡说 [00:05:14] 开什么玩笑 [00:05:16] 嫂子 [00:05:16] 您进去看看 [00:05:18] 的确什么也没有哎 [00:05:22] 赵月头跟儿有点儿发数 [00:05:24] 跟黑世界赶紧进去 [00:05:26] 到里面仔细一看 [00:05:29] 不但湖大唯美了 [00:05:31] 宝物是不翼而飞 [00:05:35] 拿狮子 [00:05:37] 你你看 [00:05:38] 我拿草挡着 [00:05:39] 这 [00:05:40] 这就是这样 [00:05:42] 嘿 [00:05:43] 志杰也直挠后脑勺 [00:05:45] 老是哦 [00:05:45] 没错呀 [00:05:46] 是这儿 [00:05:47] 哎呀呀 [00:05:49] 这他妈怎么回事儿 [00:05:51] 告密的魂都飞了 [00:05:54] 等从石缝里头爷俩出去之后 [00:05:57] 黄天霸就问 [00:05:58] 赵大哥 [00:05:59] 好好想想 [00:06:00] 是这人慌失智 [00:06:04] 对不住 [00:06:04] 找错了地方 [00:06:05] 没错儿 [00:06:07] 哎呀呀 [00:06:09] 你看附近没有这么宽的石缝 [00:06:12] 嘴里那么说着 [00:06:13] 他带着黑世界还转了一圈 [00:06:16] 果然没有照壁 [00:06:18] 咣咣直跺脚 [00:06:20] High 这么缺德带冒烟儿站接一还带打杆子的 [00:06:27] 不用问我们爷俩去送信儿的功夫 [00:06:30] 有人插了一脚 [00:06:32] 啊 [00:06:32] 哎呀 [00:06:33] 一场空啊 [00:06:35] 一场空 [00:06:36] 怪我怪我 [00:06:39] 谁都没看过照壁杀鸡 [00:06:41] 今天头一回照壁 [00:06:44] 伸出手来背啊加拍自己的嘴巴子 [00:06:47] 小老头儿黑直接蹲在地上呜呜直哭 [00:06:52] 你看 [00:06:53] 还不如没干这个事儿 [00:06:55] 费了那么大的劲儿 [00:06:56] 沾了那么大的风险 [00:06:58] 嗯 [00:06:59] 结果没了 [00:07:00] 你说这心里什么滋味儿 [00:07:03] 王天霸也直跺脚 [00:07:06] A [00:07:08] 我赵大哥你 [00:07:09] 你呀你呀 [00:07:11] 我相信你说的是真的 [00:07:13] 你们爷俩换着班儿 [00:07:15] 把这贼也能弄到公平大厅去 [00:07:17] 那个宝物就飞到身上 [00:07:19] 有多保险 [00:07:20] A [00:07:21] 你这么聪明的人怎么办 [00:07:23] 糊涂的事儿 [00:07:25] 山生这么乱 [00:07:26] 你就没想到你们走了之后 [00:07:29] 有人插进你手里了啊 [00:07:31] 哎 [00:07:32] 别提了 [00:07:32] 别提了 [00:07:33] 回的我肠子都青了 [00:07:35] 我没脸见人了 [00:07:37] 我说 [00:07:37] 非死不可 [00:07:39] 谁也别拦着 [00:07:40] 今儿个我要横倒摸脖子 [00:07:43] 我他妈倒了霉了 [00:07:46] 谁知他说的真的假的 [00:07:48] 一看照壁 [00:07:49] 脑门子都绿了 [00:07:50] 大家都知道这是真的 [00:07:53] 他正在这么个时候 [00:07:55] 就听头顶上有人笑啊 [00:08:05] 照的性格 [00:08:05] 这谁这么缺德 [00:08:07] 我们这都急死了 [00:08:09] 他还能了 [00:08:10] 大家仰面一看 [00:08:13] 在这时奉上的是石头喇子a [00:08:17] 那上面坐定的人能有三次丈高 [00:08:21] 谁也没留这个什什么样的人看不清楚 [00:08:26] 黄田坝九问哪位啊 [00:08:29] 银河发酵您请下来好吗 [00:08:33] 就见这个主双腿pi ao Chen [00:08:37] 从那么高的十喇叭上飘下来 [00:08:41] 往大伙面前一站 [00:08:43] 大家仔细看 [00:08:44] 闹了半天 [00:08:45] 是个出家的破老道 [00:08:49] 穿的衣服太破 [00:08:52] 头发都干了 [00:08:53] 干了 [00:08:54] 胡子也干了 [00:08:55] 干了 [00:08:56] 满脸的姿迷 [00:08:58] 身上穿D 呢 [00:09:00] 倒桩都一条一条的 [00:09:02] 光着脚丫 [00:09:03] 蹬着一双拖拉鞋 [00:09:07] 就是那鞋都穿飞了 [00:09:08] 都拿麻绳勒在脚上的 [00:09:12] 骨瘦如柴 [00:09:13] 背后背着个葫芦 [00:09:15] 手里拿着毒龙拐杖 [00:09:20] 此人跳到众人面前 [00:09:22] 哈哈大笑啊 [00:09:24] 旁人不认识怪侠欧阳德可认识楠楠霞 [00:09:30] 张玉也认识 [00:09:31] 因为他们二位也跟来了 [00:09:35] 两个人一开始心里都不平衡 [00:09:38] 你说我们帮着段文成破了三环套月 [00:09:41] 凭什么都没得到 [00:09:43] 还赵DJ 小子捡了个便宜 [00:09:45] 哎 [00:09:46] 无聊叫他抢去了 [00:09:48] 当然大伙儿不畏贪图 [00:09:51] 他就说这个事儿他别扭 [00:09:54] 结果到这一看 [00:09:55] 宝物丢了 [00:09:57] 两个人也为之吃惊啊 [00:10:00] 正在盘算着究竟怎么回事儿 [00:10:03] 谁差的这一手把狗给弄走了 [00:10:08] 是不是苏菲手下的人 [00:10:10] 还是他的朋友 [00:10:12] 正在这时候 [00:10:13] 这个老道出现 [00:10:16] 南蛮大侠张玉一看 [00:10:18] 咋着了 [00:10:20] 这心就放弃了 [00:10:22] 冲她这种笑 [00:10:23] 里边有文章 [00:10:26] 她一看 [00:10:26] 谁啊 [00:10:27] 站在面前的老道是赫赫有名的镇东峡 [00:10:33] 名字叫郭凤山 [00:10:35] 郭大侠 [00:10:38] 你看 [00:10:38] 在场的人不认识张玉 [00:10:41] 欧阳德都认识 [00:10:44] 张玉赶紧过来 [00:10:45] 一抱拳 [00:10:46] 乌鸦道 [00:10:47] 爷 [00:10:48] 您从哪里来 [00:10:50] 我这厢有礼了 [00:10:52] 欧阳博也过来了 [00:10:54] 五羊混着 [00:10:55] 务必给紫蚕吐萝卜银子 [00:10:57] 你疯疯癫癫从哪飘出来的 [00:11:00] 无欧阳德在此 [00:11:02] 还不给欧阳老爷子行李吗 [00:11:05] 他们彼此还开玩笑 [00:11:08] 郭凤山一笑 [00:11:10] 啊 [00:11:10] 无量天尊 [00:11:13] 世界上的事儿都是这样 [00:11:16] 有一哭就有一笑 [00:11:19] 有一乐就有一杯啊 [00:11:22] 哈哈哈哈频道闲来无事 [00:11:26] 闷踏三山 [00:11:28] 闲走五岳 [00:11:30] 听说玉泉山 [00:11:31] 凤凰岭有大仗 [00:11:34] 我呆着没事 [00:11:35] 心忙意乱呢 [00:11:37] 上这来看热闹来了 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这不是说这玩意儿 [00:13:29] 南蛮霞张玉 [00:13:31] 欧阳德跟着郭凤山上了*喇子 [00:13:34] 时间不大 [00:13:37] 把这位胡大问题be 了下来 [00:13:40] A 呢 [00:13:41] 宝物也拿回来了 [00:13:44] 赵璧 [00:13:45] 非常惊喜 [00:13:47] 不行不行 [00:13:48] 得得检查检查 [00:13:49] 人有什么好检查的 [00:13:52] 主要看宝物 [00:13:54] 把黄龄的包袱皮儿抖着 [00:13:57] 开把金盒打开 [00:14:00] 赵逼用手一指 [00:14:01] 老兄弟 [00:14:01] 兄弟看上演 [00:14:03] 大家一看 [00:14:04] 光华夺目哦 [00:14:08] 果然是万宝珍珠山哪 [00:14:12] 黄天坝欣说 [00:14:14] 吃这碗菜多不容易 [00:14:16] 就为了这个褂子a [00:14:18] 死伤了多少人 [00:14:20] 真是来之不易 [00:14:22] 检查完了 [00:14:24] 照比如说咱们怎么办啊 [00:14:25] 老兄弟 [00:14:26] 交给你了 [00:14:27] 再丢了我不负责任 [00:14:30] 我也不要这功劳 [00:14:32] 我的妈呀 [00:14:32] 现在吓得我腿肚子还转筋呢 [00:14:36] 大家一笑 [00:14:37] 黄天霸把宝物背在自己身上 [00:14:40] 遇人架着胡大维请着倒也 [00:14:45] 郭凤山赶奔中瓶大瓶 [00:14:48] 老大 [00:14:49] 给帮个忙啦 [00:14:51] 人家说的一点儿都不假呀 [00:14:53] 这多亏郭大侠感冒了 [00:14:57] 她不来 [00:14:58] 万一出了事儿怎么办呢 [00:15:00] 在想找宝贝找不着啦 [00:15:03] 众人说说笑笑回头 [00:15:05] 中庭大厅天光大亮啊 [00:15:09] 山上的事情 [00:15:11] 万孔千疮 [00:15:12] 自然得有人负责 [00:15:14] 黄田坝就委托金钩大王李广通鱼鹰子和绿通 [00:15:20] 还有呢 [00:15:21] 总兵官达拉喊 [00:15:23] 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