Professional Rapper (专业说唱者) - Lil Dicky/Snoop Dogg (史努比狗狗) // Written by：Snoop Dogg/Lil Dicky // Hello how can I help you 有什么需要帮忙的吗 Hi my name's Dave Burd I have an appointment today 我叫戴夫博得 我今天有预约 It's probably under Lil Dicky actually I'm a I'm a rapper so 是以小屌哥的名字预约的 我是个说唱歌手 OK and who are you here to see 好的 那请问你要找谁 Uh Snoop Dogg says here Snoop D O G G 是叫史努比狗狗 这里写着呢 Oh yeah he's right down the hall first door to your right 他就在走廊那边 你右转第一个门就是 Give him a knock and he should be right with you 敲一下门 他就让你进去了 Thanks it's uh this door right here right 谢谢 是那个门吗 Mm hmm // Thank you 谢谢你 Grab a seat 请坐 Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet 谢谢 我叫戴夫 非常高兴见到你 Dave what it do you can call me Dogg 戴夫你可以直接叫我狗狗就好 Let me just check your sheet 先看一下你的简历 No problem sir let me just say 没问题 我想说 I'm a big fan of the sh*t that y'all make 我是你的死忠粉 听过你所有的歌 I can't lie I been thinking about this all day 这不是撒谎 我激动了一整天 All good there's a reason that we called Dave let me start with your background 听起来不错 戴夫 先来说一下你的背景吧 Where you come from 你来自哪里 Sure I was undergrad down there in Richmond 好的 我毕业于里奇蒙大学 Before that 在那之前 Oh you talking bout my hometown 你是说我的家乡吗 Yeah // I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly 我来自费城的一个小镇 Old town called Cheltenham 一个叫做切尔滕纳姆的小镇 It was in the suburbs upper middle wealth around 那里的居民大部分都是中产阶级以上 So real sh*t you ain't never had to struggle for much 所以你懂的 生活并不需要努力拼搏 I wouldn't say it like that we just had a different kind of trap 也不能这样说 就是人生历程可能会有些不一样 Elaborate 具体一点 Well I ain't never had a tool 好的 我没有天赋 But I had to be the man at school 但我需要学习 Like I was doing sh*t I had to do so when I finished undergrad 拼命地学习 毕业之后 I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted 我发现工作并不难找 But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping 但是又发现想做的工作并没有预想的那么有趣 Yeah // And I saw it quick all the flaws 我发现了很多问题 That be coming when you grow up like that 成长过程中必须面临的问题 When you been racing them rats you ain't been making them raps 与小人竞争并不会给自己带来任何好处 Boo hoo what a hardship 原来这么不容易啊 How you paid to get the rap sh*t started 那你最开始说唱的钱是从哪里来的 Man my bar Mitzvah money 我13岁成人礼上收到的 But don't diss me buddy 不要鄙视我伙计 I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose 我不像其他的说唱歌手那样一无所有 I must've wanted this a lot I had something to choose 我很想有进一步发展 而且我还有其他选择 Ha look at that I can say there's something to prove up in your a** 别这样说 你说不定真能成 Yeah I guess 希望如此 That's enough of the past what makes you want to do rap 我已经大致了解了你的过去 来说说你为什么想要说唱 Oh my god it's the best 我感觉说唱太棒了 B**ches let me draw up on their breasts 可以在美女粉丝胸上签字 Literally I can reinvent myself 当然也可以重塑我自己 I get a forum to project myself 有一个平台来展示我自己 It's never boring every morning I wake up and try to best myself 每天早晨起来 我都会想着如何让自己变得更好 I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself 不受外界的限制 随意表达自己的想法 It's kinda healthy 这很好 Cool now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals 说的不错 现在让我们来假想几个场景 Sure 好的 In a club and a couple niggas threaten you 在夜店 你被几个人威胁 Uh I wouldn't do sh*t 我不会找死的 And I don't even get what that got to do with this 这和说唱有什么关系 Shut the f**k up rap's like life 你懂啥 说唱源自生活 If you wanna do this then you won't get far acting like a little b**ch 你要是想在这条路上走远 就别把自己整的跟白莲花一样 Nah that's my niche 这是我的特色 Don't get offended by this but that's the market y'all missed 不是故意冒犯 但这样你会错失大好良机 That's the target I'll hit 我要更加努力 And that's the heart of my pitch 我是真心说唱的 I wanna do this whole thing different 我想要与众不同 What the f**k you mean you wanna do the whole thing different 与众不同是什么意思 Uh you know I I think like you know 你知道我觉得 Traditionally people have been doing the job 人们很长时间一直都是按照 The same kind of way for a long time 既定的方式工作 But traditionally speaking this sh*t works right 而这样也是行得通的 Nah like I get that but I I just think that you know 即便是这样 但是我觉得吧 You don't know if it could be working even better 我们其实可以玩出点新意来 And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out 你可以在我身上实验一下 看看可不可以 I don't mean any disrespect by that 我并没有什么其他的意思 I'm just saying I have a different background 只是我的背景与其他大部分人有所不同 Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant 会用不同的立场看待问题 与传统会有所不同 So what are your biggest strengths 那么你最大的优势是什么 Well my flow is crazy I can switch that amazing 我的音调不一般 很是多变 For example I can be like ain't nobody f**king with Lil Dicky 我厉害起来没有人能比得过 When he get up on that sh*t and spit it sick and ridiculous 我一开口其他人都不算啥 Ripping this sh*t like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable 前所未有的韵律 多变的节奏 Cause I can switch it deliver this sh*t in whatever cadence you b**ches prefer 我可以随意转换节奏来适应不同的听众 Alright alright I get it 我明白了 Top of that lyrically I'm pretty damn clever go 不仅是这样 我也很会玩文字游戏 Got a long bottom b**ch call the hoe Neville whoa 有个美女叫做内维尔 And I blow it from the jump derrick rose knee oh 我一曲成名 而德里克罗斯一跳膝裂 You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better 你可以随意夸赞我很聪明 And y'all been winning like Pistorius it's no feat 这都不算什么 Bro I can go on and on 我还有更多厉害之处 I'm taking over and they mad like father in laws 我就是明日之星 其他人暴躁如雷 OK enough of the punchline that ain't showing me you different than the other guys 好了 双关够多了 但这不能说明你和其他说唱歌手的区别在哪里 Well I don't know if they can run it like that 我不清楚别人是怎样的 But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap 但我想没有人能像我这样搞笑说唱 What's that 那是什么鬼 Well I can tell a story about my morning 我可以给你讲一下我早上看的一个故事 Watching boy meets world and jerking off to Topanga Lwrence 叫男孩成长记 然后我就对着里面的托潘加劳伦斯幻想 Like the 14 year old Topanga 她可只有14岁呀 Oh this sh*t like a joke to you 这很搞笑吗 I don't get it 我不能理解 Nah it ain't like that 不是你想的那样 I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual 我本来就有些无厘头 总是莫名其妙的搞笑 Like as a guy 就是这个样子 So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie 但拿起麦克风的我才是最真实的我 Real recognize real right 实事求是 Yeah I guess so what you tryna do 你对你的未来有什么构想 Five years from now tell me 'bout the dude 比如说 五年之内 Well I don't care about the money 我并不在意钱多少 Like it's the respect that I'm wanting 我想要获得名誉 Honestly I just want to be one of the greats 说实话 我想要出名 Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate 可以获得很多的关注 I don't wanna leave the game the same 我想要带来改变 In a nutshell what's your legacy 那么你有什么心路历程吗 Well I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap 最初进这个圈子 我是想要做自己独特的搞笑说唱 Put the random rap in demand like that for the people that was anti rap 人们开始发现我们的说唱都是与他们相似的经历 Yet the fans of rap start to recognize that anti rap 歌迷开始认可反派说唱 Is ironically one of the real brands of rap left 多么讽刺的是 这才是说唱的实质之一 That sh*t sound pretty damn complex 听起来可能有些复杂 I guess I wanna be the best 我想要做到最好 I just wanna do it my way 用我自己的方式 And turn the whole game sideways 玩转整个说唱圈子 And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway 告诉人们要接受新的方式 You can make a path while these motherf**kers drive straight 走出自己的新路 I ain't mad at that 我很喜欢这样 Well thanks man that's my plan of my attack 谢谢 这就是我的蓝图 Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques 让我加入 我不会让你失望 And I ain't about to win them back to back 很少有人能比得过我的 I'm about to win them like 我和他们可不一样 It's back to back to back to back to back 我的能力几乎无人能比 Til I stop rapping 除非我不搞说唱 You ain't even sold a damn album yet 但你现在连个专辑还没有 True 的确 That's a lot of talk from a wily vet 就连说唱大咖都不敢这样说 Let alone a young rook ni**a 更不要说你一个毛头小子 You misread me 你误会了 Nah this ain't a book ni**a 这可不像你上学读书那么简单 Well that's one of my flaws I'm too competitive dawg 这的确是我的弱项 我太具有竞争力了 No you just f**king repetitive dawg 不是的 你只是太唠叨了 I get it you trying to be better than all 我明白了 你就是想要成为最好的 But you ain't sh*t until cheddars involved 但你现在啥都不是 I get that I gotta prove myself 我知道我会证明我自己 No sh*t you ain't done sh*t 你现在可是零起点 Think about that though 可以这样想 Only doing this a couple of years 若干年后 One tape and I'm like this 我将会 This sh*t is aight for your first sh*t 声名大振 But you don't know if it's your worst sh*t 但你没有做最坏的打算 You don't think finding out would be worth it 那又怎样 说明我还有进步空间 It might be it might not 管他是或者不是 But I'mma put your a** to work kid 我会带着你好好干的 Wait like like I have the job like really 等一下 我是得到这份工作了吗 Well one more thing let me see if you could put a hook together 还有一件事 你唱个副歌给我听一下 What would you do for the hook for this song 你会唱怎样风格的副歌 You want me to make a hook up right now 你先要我现在就唱吗 Do I look like the type of ni**a that like repeating himself 我不希望第二次重复我的话 Alright uh okay 好吧 好的 Man do the hook 我要开始唱副歌了 I'm about to be professional 我要成为专业说唱了 Homie I'm professional 伙计 专业说唱 Uh maybe like a low voice type thing 声音需不需要低沉一些 Ni**a that sh*t is garbage man 我说 你真的很菜 Well you know I feel like there might have been some upside to it 就是说 你还有很大的提升空间 But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that 我不是怎么擅长即兴说唱 Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes 你们不是有时候也会找人唱个副歌啥的 Sometimes but you know that was some next level Dogg sh*t right there 只是有时候 这得需要像我这样达到大师水准 Yeah you know I'm just way better when I get to think things through 当我理解之后会做的更好 Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing 404

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