[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 并太岁张芳 [00:00:02] 我乐的北都找不着了 [00:00:05] 哼 [00:00:05] 先说话 [00:00:06] 有福之人不必忙 [00:00:08] 无福之人跑断肠 [00:00:12] 红林师兄 [00:00:14] 你把我给撵出来了 [00:00:16] 你认为我最没出息a [00:00:18] 你看看a [00:00:20] 傻人有傻命吧 [00:00:23] 就那个神力王 [00:00:25] 一步登天 [00:00:28] 可张芳又一琢磨神力 [00:00:30] 王不明白怎么回事儿 [00:00:32] 我哪有真能耐 [00:00:34] 让我当大将军 [00:00:36] 那就要了我的命 [00:00:38] 我勾内资格 [00:00:40] 我为了啥呀 [00:00:42] 他心里最清楚不过 [00:00:45] 但是不变 [00:00:46] 把窗户纸捅破 [00:00:49] 转身跪倒 [00:00:51] 建国王爷 [00:00:53] 沈丽王赶紧把人找来 [00:00:55] 把两具尸首抬出去 [00:00:56] 血迹擦净了 [00:00:58] 然后把张芳让到屋里头 [00:01:01] 没吃呢 [00:01:02] 来来坐坐 [00:01:03] 吃吃神力王请客喝 [00:01:06] 这回长胖是肥吃肥喝 [00:01:10] 神力王借灯光看他 [00:01:12] 越看越喜欢 [00:01:14] 你丑长得小模样 [00:01:16] 瞎扁头挖苦脸小眼睛 [00:01:19] 斗鸡没小鹰钩鼻子薄嘴片儿怎么看怎么难看 [00:01:25] 但在神力王的眼里头好看 [00:01:28] 你们救了他了吗 [00:01:30] 谁灭亡就问 [00:01:32] 我说蹬贵姓啊啊 [00:01:34] 免贵 [00:01:35] 我姓张 [00:01:36] 叫张方 [00:01:37] 哦 [00:01:39] 你跟佟琳什么关系 [00:01:41] 同林是我师叔啊 [00:01:44] 哦 [00:01:44] 同林是你师叔啊 [00:01:47] 一点儿掺乎都没有啊 [00:01:49] 我爹是铁扇仙 [00:01:51] 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我像我师叔童林告个假啊 [00:04:03] 然后我专门侍奉王爷 [00:04:06] 您看怎么样 [00:04:07] 好 [00:04:08] 一言为定 [00:04:10] 就这么地了 [00:04:11] 哈哈哈哈 [00:04:13] 哎呀 [00:04:14] 刚才我这一受惊吓呀 [00:04:17] 我这病可好了还 [00:04:19] 是我发现王银精神头儿比往常足得多 [00:04:26] 张芳嘴这么说 [00:04:28] 心里难过呀 [00:04:30] 哎 [00:04:31] 心说王爷 [00:04:32] 我刚才那个满嘴胡说八道 [00:04:36] 我让我师叔童林给撵出来 [00:04:39] 连饭们都没了 [00:04:41] 我寻死的心都有啊 [00:04:45] 可是见的神力王又不变 [00:04:49] 把这个谜底揭开 [00:04:52] 就得接她在这演戏 [00:04:55] 沈丽王请他吃完了饭啊 [00:04:59] 就留他住到山里王府 [00:05:02] 张芳能白活 [00:05:04] 把神力王白活的时而捧腹大笑 [00:05:08] 时而闭其明神 [00:05:12] 麻烦真当神仙 [00:05:15] 第二天 [00:05:16] 张方告辞 [00:05:17] 沈立芳说什么也不答应 [00:05:20] 就这样 [00:05:21] 张芳就住在神力王府 [00:05:24] 这些人哪去了 [00:05:26] 就在这 [00:05:28] 长方形也好 [00:05:30] 一则呢 [00:05:31] 我有安身之地 [00:05:32] 二则现在京城太乱 [00:05:35] 我负责保护神力王的安全 [00:05:38] 这些是至关重要的 [00:05:41] 这也是应该我干的事儿 [00:05:45] 后来 [00:05:45] 张芳实在呆的有点腻歪 [00:05:49] 跟沈丽王请假 [00:05:51] 说我呆的日子不少了 [00:05:53] 我叔叔他们肯定挂念 [00:05:56] 因为我跟一般人不一样 [00:05:59] 我是个有用的大将 [00:06:01] 我一离开 [00:06:02] 我怕他们支不开套 [00:06:04] 是不是啊 [00:06:05] 回去看看我把这个事儿呢 [00:06:08] 我都料理料理 [00:06:09] 呃 [00:06:10] 活一给他们分配分配 [00:06:12] 然后我再回来陪着王爷 [00:06:16] 神力 [00:06:16] 王点头 [00:06:17] 好吧 [00:06:18] 这么这你速去速回 [00:06:21] 赏个银子 [00:06:22] 不要赏银子 [00:06:23] 不要咱妈说 [00:06:25] 我还回来呢 [00:06:26] 王一 [00:06:26] 您这是何必呢 [00:06:27] 这些东西搁您这儿存着 [00:06:31] 他出来了 [00:06:33] 哎呀 [00:06:33] 张芳啊 [00:06:34] 就在神力王府出来之后 [00:06:37] 赶奔彤云家里头在门口溜溜圈 [00:06:42] 没抹开进去 [00:06:44] 又到了镖局 [00:06:45] 子在镖局子门前转了三趟 [00:06:48] 也没没得开进去 [00:06:51] 哎呀 [00:06:51] 其实怎么 [00:06:52] 哎 [00:06:52] 对了 [00:06:54] 我去找雍亲王去 [00:06:57] 建德雍亲王 [00:07:00] 我说点儿好话 [00:07:01] 我师叔童林 [00:07:03] 最平庸亲王 [00:07:05] 妈呀 [00:07:06] 把脸往下一沉 [00:07:07] 他敢不让我回去吗 [00:07:08] 嗯 [00:07:09] 我是不是也有台阶下了 [00:07:13] 因此一拐弯儿 [00:07:15] 敢问富贵相 [00:07:18] 安定门里雍亲王府 [00:07:22] 到府门这外地头 [00:07:24] 这怎么回事儿 [00:07:26] 怎么没这么多人呢 [00:07:29] 王里的看看不清楚 [00:07:32] 哥门上人一打听才知道 [00:07:35] 司徒狼领着一大帮人来找丛林比武来了 [00:07:41] 张芳 [00:07:42] 你看我怎么回的这么巧 [00:07:45] A 还要了我的名字 [00:07:48] 司徒狼要来了 [00:07:50] 除了我师叔童林能对付得了 [00:07:52] 旁人都对付不了 [00:07:55] 我倒是能显出什么能耐呢 [00:07:57] 比方说我能救得了我师叔 [00:08:01] 那是最好 [00:08:02] 不过我这点能的不行啊这 [00:08:06] 他正着急呢 [00:08:08] 先头上有人拍了他一下 [00:08:11] 张芳回头一看呢 [00:08:13] 是个身穿白衣服的女道姑 [00:08:19] 点首把他叫到旁边 [00:08:22] 谁说这女道姑能有30岁 [00:08:26] 长的气质高雅 [00:08:30] 妍然跟神仙差不多 [00:08:32] 背背宝剑 [00:08:34] 手拿拂尘 [00:08:36] 满面陪笑问他 [00:08:39] 你是张坊吗 [00:08:41] 啊啊啊 [00:08:43] 正是我并太岁您了 [00:08:46] 是我是谁无关紧要 [00:08:51] 咱俩见过 [00:08:52] 你知道吗 [00:08:53] 是吗 [00:08:54] 那我怎么想不起来 [00:08:58] 我帮过你的忙 [00:09:01] 胡媛胡星吧 [00:09:03] He 报行 [00:09:04] 此神力王那天晚上 [00:09:07] 你是不是说了那么一句话 [00:09:09] 你说不用我动 [00:09:10] 真能耐 [00:09:11] 我用手一指辉 [00:09:12] 你们俩就得死 [00:09:14] 说过没 [00:09:15] 啊啊啊说过呀 [00:09:17] 俩人死呢 [00:09:19] 死了 [00:09:21] 哈哈 [00:09:21] 怎么死的 [00:09:23] 又长房一听明白了 [00:09:25] 莫非是您了暗地之中的帮忙了 [00:09:30] 正是 [00:09:32] 我要不帮你的忙 [00:09:34] 他们俩无缘无故就死吗 [00:09:36] 你有那能耐吗 [00:09:38] 正是频道暗中助了你一臂之力啊 [00:09:43] 哎呦这句说您是 [00:09:44] 嗯啊 [00:09:45] 您怎么不露面儿 [00:09:47] 我要给神力王给您介绍介绍神力王 [00:09:51] 必有重赏 [00:09:53] 出家人不出席者 [00:09:56] 张芳 [00:09:58] 你是不是又遇上为难的事儿了 [00:10:01] 是有那么一点 [00:10:02] 我回来想找雍亲王 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