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[00:00:03] 太师闻仲攻城未果呀
[00:00:06] 这回老太实在稀奇成这个跟头可栽大了
[00:00:12] 这个面子几乎丢尽啦
[00:00:14] 怎么这么说呢
[00:00:16] 那几次败阵
[00:00:18] 败得都很惨呐
[00:00:21] 这可真正名副其实的败阵也真摆了阵落魂阵、九曲黄河阵都让人家给破了
[00:00:30] 这回想跟西岐城
[00:00:31] 姜子牙拼命
[00:00:34] 夜晚偷袭人家
[00:00:35] 稀奇
[00:00:37] 结果呢
[00:00:39] 又败了
[00:00:41] 这么大身份的一位掌朝太师
[00:00:45] 让狗给咬了
[00:00:47] 你瞧咬这地方好吗
[00:00:50] 就在脖子
[00:00:51] 连肩甲给思奇快脾气
[00:00:54] 这狗也觉一般是狗咬腿肚子呀
[00:00:59] 没听说由上往下咬的
[00:01:02] 你看嚎天犬吗
[00:01:05] 不是哮天犬吗
[00:01:07] 呃
[00:01:08] 谁都知道杨戬养着一条狗
[00:01:13] 他那狗可不是宠物
[00:01:16] 哎
[00:01:16] 那是一条神犬
[00:01:19] 那么这哮天犬怎么改成
[00:01:23] 啊灏天犬了呢
[00:01:25] 呃
[00:01:25] 因为这条狗啊
[00:01:28] 他不是一条普普通通
[00:01:30] 狗市买来的那个狗啊
[00:01:34] 是这个这个
[00:01:35] 甭管是哪国品种吧
[00:01:38] 怎么昂贵八八万八六万六也赶不上这哮天犬
[00:01:45] 因为他是玉皇大帝一条看家狗
[00:01:49] 好吗
[00:01:50] 经常看着凌霄宝殿的
[00:01:53] 你说这狗有多厉害啊
[00:01:55] 他带翅膀会飞啊
[00:01:58] 事能大能小
[00:02:02] 今儿个这闻太师一点儿思想准备
[00:02:04] 也没有这狗一口啊
[00:02:08] 哎
[00:02:08] 就给咬下了墨麒麟
[00:02:12] 可把吉利逾期给吓坏了
[00:02:15] 那简直是魂飞魄散
[00:02:18] 太师要有点儿意外
[00:02:20] 那可怎么得了啊
[00:02:22] 还打什么仗啊
[00:02:24] 什么盛啊拜啊
[00:02:25] 都顾不得了
[00:02:27] 背起太师就跑啊
[00:02:29] 一个背着老太师
[00:02:30] 一个拉着墨麒麟
[00:02:34] 这个惨状落荒而逃啊
[00:02:37] 哎
[00:02:38] 那个狗呢
[00:02:39] 这狗挺好
[00:02:40] 也没注意
[00:02:42] 嗖一下就飞回来了
[00:02:43] 若到了杨戬的掌中
[00:02:47] 杨姐想生擒稳重
[00:02:50] 啊
[00:02:51] 回去立个头功
[00:02:53] 你看我这薄喘啊
[00:02:58] 把掌朝太师闻仲
[00:03:00] 差点咬死的挣钱
[00:03:03] 这还够不上提供一件呢
[00:03:06] 哎
[00:03:06] 自己光顾着这么高兴了
[00:03:09] 闻太师叫人给抢跑了
[00:03:13] 这一仗只杀的天光大亮
[00:03:16] 人家稀奇成长
[00:03:17] 得胜鼓he
[00:03:20] 回西岐啦
[00:03:21] 哎哟
[00:03:22] 得知那个东西太多啦
[00:03:25] 什么盔甲呀武器呀刀枪啊
[00:03:29] 战马呀
[00:03:30] 锣鼓帐篷刀木器械
[00:03:32] 你就说吧
[00:03:33] 也不知道拉近稀奇多少车钱
[00:03:38] 这一切的闻太师
[00:03:41] 兵败祁山脚下
[00:03:45] 摆出好远了呀
[00:03:47] 哎
[00:03:49] 太史稳重叹了一口气
[00:03:54] 我怎么这个账越打越不行了呢
[00:04:00] 自己熟读兵书
[00:04:01] 战策啊
[00:04:04] 不仅熟读
[00:04:06] 而且那是那是著书的人呐
[00:04:09] 著书立说
[00:04:10] 这仗应该怎么打呢
[00:04:13] 路站怎么站
[00:04:14] 水站怎么站那是久经沙场啊
[00:04:19] 可今天就怎么打
[00:04:22] 也打不赢了
[00:04:24] 太师闻仲
[00:04:25] 吩咐一声
[00:04:27] 他吩咐什么呢
[00:04:28] 你们别进馆顾我呀啊
[00:04:32] 哎
[00:04:32] 这药也抹上了
[00:04:34] 也包扎了
[00:04:35] 行了
[00:04:36] 你看看我那些道友们
[00:04:39] 呃
[00:04:39] 还有这个损了多少兵将伤了多少人统计一下
[00:04:45] 吉利余庆这么一听啊
[00:04:48] 站那儿没动地方
[00:04:50] 但是文中意看怎么回事儿
[00:04:53] 我说的话你们没听见呐啊
[00:04:56] 怎么还在我跟前
[00:04:57] 这傻站着呀
[00:04:59] 这俩一听都要哭了
[00:05:01] 怎么回事儿
[00:05:02] 师傅
[00:05:04] 别提那些道友了
[00:05:07] 就那个天君那啊
[00:05:09] 一个都找不着啦
[00:05:12] 让这场攻城战呐
[00:05:14] 给吓跑了
[00:05:17] 太师闻仲意听
[00:05:19] 嗯
[00:05:21] 他手里长髯沉吟不语
[00:05:24] 半天没说话
[00:05:26] 老太师想了想
[00:05:27] 不至于啊
[00:05:29] 怎么
[00:05:31] 但都是
[00:05:32] 啊
[00:05:33] 姗姗宝岛的修炼知识啊
[00:05:39] 各有几千年大道在身
[00:05:43] 就是这么一仗
[00:05:45] 就能把我这些导游给吓跑喽
[00:05:49] 绝对不会
[00:05:51] 闻太师不信
[00:05:55] 极力于轻易看您
[00:05:56] 不信您自己找找
[00:05:58] 怎么咱们胜也好
[00:06:00] 败也好
[00:06:01] 还是您得给我们个影儿见
[00:06:03] 那您得起码跟我打个照面儿啊
[00:06:07] 是不是这现在一个都找不着
[00:06:10] 太史听着这样儿往四外踅摸踅摸
[00:06:13] 哎
[00:06:15] 他问吉利定光仙哪去了
[00:06:18] 嘿
[00:06:18] 老太使嗨
[00:06:19] 我在这儿呢
[00:06:21] 也帅案底下钻出来
[00:06:25] 方才啊
[00:06:27] 呃
[00:06:28] 这两位少太师
[00:06:30] 吉利余庆可有点冤枉了那些为天君
[00:06:35] 那天君不是吓跑了
[00:06:38] 那么这些未传哪儿去了呢
[00:06:40] 感情他们秘密啊
[00:06:42] 协议了一番
[00:06:44] 咱们帮不了闻仲闻太师的忙取不了稀奇
[00:06:50] 灭不了江上
[00:06:52] 咱们一天到晚坐在人家这个城汤大营里边儿啊
[00:06:58] 撇着嘴晾着份儿
[00:06:59] 咱们算干嘛的呀
[00:07:02] 现在啊
[00:07:02] 咱们谁也别找
[00:07:04] 就把那个绿牙刀人找着
[00:07:07] 一个是把那葫芦得过来
[00:07:10] 咱给它凿碎喽
[00:07:12] 到底看看他那葫芦里是两条什么龙能破了金蛟剪
[00:07:19] 啊
[00:07:19] 能杀害了两位娘娘
[00:07:22] 然后呢
[00:07:23] 咱再把这个卤鸭致死
[00:07:27] 给赵公明啊
[00:07:28] 以及三小娘娘
[00:07:31] 啊
[00:07:31] 报仇雪恨
[00:07:33] 也让太师闻仲了
[00:07:35] 认识认识咱们兄弟不往
[00:07:37] 人家请咱们一场
[00:07:39] 哎
[00:07:39] 咱别在这儿瞎惹惹
[00:07:43] 说这个乳牙已经
[00:07:47] 无踪影了
[00:07:49] 他根本就没在对面的卢鹏、李西岐城里也找不着他
[00:07:54] 他能上哪儿啊
[00:07:56] 啊
[00:07:58] 他躲到什么地儿去
[00:07:59] 咱也得把他找着
[00:08:02] 说着呢
[00:08:03] 我兄弟真格的了
[00:08:06] 咱们白修炼了
[00:08:08] 跟太师打个招呼
[00:08:10] 有什么用啊
[00:08:12] 客气一番
[00:08:13] 文采诗
[00:08:13] 挽留咱们几句
[00:08:15] 咱们走吧
[00:08:18] 人家这哥儿几个商商量量全走了
[00:08:21] 这个事儿啊
[00:08:23] 这个呈堂大营里头只有一位知道
[00:08:26] 谁呀
[00:08:27] 定光仙
[00:08:29] 顶光纤啊
[00:08:30] 没敢跟闻太师说他都吓蒙了
[00:08:36] 要不能在帅案底下藏着
[00:08:40] 闻太师把他请出来一看
[00:08:42] 哎呀
[00:08:43] 太师闻仲觉得奇怪
[00:08:45] 怎么顶光纤是一个挺漂亮的人儿啊
[00:08:50] 哎
[00:08:50] 除去那嘴差点耳朵长点儿
[00:08:53] 白白净净儿的
[00:08:54] 挺招人喜欢的这么一位
[00:08:57] 今儿怎么这样儿了
[00:08:59] 脸色蜡黄
[00:09:01] 耳朵也耷拉下来了
[00:09:03] 哎呀
[00:09:05] 我说道
[00:09:05] 有
[00:09:05] 你这是怎么了
[00:09:07] 嗨
[00:09:09] 丁国仙也差点哭了
[00:09:11] 怎么回事儿
[00:09:12] 他这才跟太师说实话
[00:09:15] 我不瞒您哪
[00:09:17] 问态势啊
[00:09:20] 我
[00:09:20] 我的老道友
[00:09:22] 您这亏吃大了
[00:09:25] 您知道杨戬放出了那条狗
[00:09:30] 是谁家的狗吗
[00:09:32] 那是怎么一条狗是一个怎么来历的啊
[00:09:37] 狗啊
[00:09:38] 大伙儿都差点让他给气乐了
[00:09:40] 怎么这口费这么大劲干嘛呀
[00:09:44] 啊
[00:09:45] 咬牙嘎嘎说了半天
[00:09:47] 那什么意思
[00:09:48] 这条什么狗啊
[00:09:50] 太师一听
[00:09:51] 对呀
[00:09:52] 我正想要问问这狗怎么得半月攻下来啊
[00:09:57] 这
[00:09:57] 这
[00:09:58] 这
[00:09:58] 单咬我
[00:10:00] 太师用手一比划
[00:10:02] 没法说
[00:10:03] 怎么哪儿有狗咬脖梗子的
[00:10:05] 你说这叫什么呀
[00:10:08] 查丁光纤
[00:10:09] 这才告诉他
[00:10:11] 老太师
[00:10:12] 您别着急了
[00:10:14] 那是昊天传哪
[00:10:17] 这是玉皇大帝的狗
[00:10:19] 我不能在这儿耽搁了玉皇大帝他了
[00:10:22] 人家为着这条狗啊
[00:10:24] 下了很大的功夫啊
[00:10:27] 派出了
[00:10:29] 很多的
[00:10:31] 玉林膏先
[00:10:33] 到处去找
[00:10:35] 也没找着这条狗
[00:10:37] 没想到在这儿
[00:10:38] 让我给看个正着
[00:10:41] 啊
[00:10:42] 这吉利啊
[00:10:44] 爱刨根问底儿
[00:10:46] 他问鼎光纤哦
[00:10:48] 您跟他这么熟时啊
[00:10:50] 这么熟
[00:10:50] 你怎么跟他打个招呼
[00:10:52] 对呀
[00:10:54] 您也是来自凌霄宝殿呢
[00:10:58] 您应该啊
[00:11:00] 呃
[00:11:01] 跟着哮天犬招呼一声哈
[00:11:05] 查尔丁光鲜心里说
[00:11:07] 你们知道什么呀
[00:11:09] 不怕他
[00:11:12] 他在这凌霄宝殿疑犯姓咬的我满是乱蹦啊啊
[00:11:17] 他专门欺负我
[00:11:19] 这小白兔啊
[00:11:20] 感情惹不起这条狗
[00:11:23] 所以今儿吓的脸都黄了
[00:11:26] 他跟闻太师请个假干什么呀
[00:11:29] 我
[00:11:29] 我要回天庭一趟
[00:11:31] 我得把这事儿告诉大弟一声
[00:11:34] 哎
[00:11:35] 让他老人家呀
[00:11:37] 就是
[00:11:38] 甭管派谁呃太白金星也好
[00:11:40] 谁也好把这狗牵回去
[00:11:43] 别在这哈儿啊
[00:11:45] JJ 给杨戬他们助威了
[00:11:48] 你看
[00:11:50] 大家听着这话挺感动
[00:11:52] 长耳定光仙还真没力气为这事跑回凌霄宝殿阿
[00:11:57] 丙洲玉皇大帝派人来领走斋号天犬
[00:12:03] 真是这么回事儿吗
[00:12:05] 哪儿啊
[00:12:06] 定光仙要溜啊
[00:12:09] 感情
[00:12:10] 它让这狗给吓着啦
[00:12:15] 他越琢磨越害怕
[00:12:17] 现在他还觉得很万幸
[00:12:19] 万幸什么呢
[00:12:20] 在这混战当中啊
[00:12:22] 那后天全光注意这个闻太师了
[00:12:26] 没看到
[00:12:26] 他要是看见康尝一口把它叼住
[00:12:30] 那就不撒嘴啦
[00:12:32] 非把我给叼进西岐城不可
[00:12:35] 那我就完了
[00:12:37] 我要知道他在这儿啊a
[00:12:41] 八抬大轿抬
[00:12:42] 我也不来啊
[00:12:43] 申公豹
[00:12:44] 你爱谁
[00:12:45] 谁怎么你就再怎么跟我的跟前动
[00:12:50] 说辞我也不上你这当极力于清
[00:12:54] 想不到那儿纹在身上的伤痕闹得坐卧不安
[00:12:58] 也没多想啊
[00:13:00] 即使这样能回凌霄宝殿
[00:13:02] 哎呀
[00:13:03] 丙洲玉皇大帝
[00:13:05] 大伙儿就对这个定光仙非常崇敬啊
[00:13:10] 这还了得
[00:13:11] 能跟玉皇爷说上话去
[00:13:13] 这可太不简单了
[00:13:17] 玉皇大帝厉害好吗
[00:13:19] 那还了得掌管天庭啊
[00:13:23] 啊之长凌霄宝殿
[00:13:27] 那是最最a 一位顶级的人物了
[00:13:33] 这玉皇大帝啊
[00:13:35] 什么时候才有的玉皇大帝
[00:13:38] 呃
[00:13:39] 据书上记载啊
[00:13:40] 这个在唐朝以前没有玉皇之说
[00:13:46] 哎
[00:13:46] 唐朝以后
[00:13:48] 阿才
[00:13:50] 这个出现了这么一位玉皇大帝
[00:13:54] 怎么出现的呢
[00:13:56] 因为唐朝的皇帝不是姓李吗
[00:13:59] 正因为李家做了皇帝
[00:14:02] 那么也不是怎么七拐八拐的这么一一攀亲呐
[00:14:07] 就跟太上老君AH 攀上关系了
[00:14:13] 可太上老君呢
[00:14:14] 了不起啊
[00:14:15] 哎
[00:14:16] 从太上老君这哈儿那么越造越玄乎
[00:14:21] 慢慢就造出一个玉皇来
[00:14:24] 为什么叫玉皇呢
[00:14:26] 这玉了不得呀
[00:14:28] 啊玉啊
[00:14:29] 那是这个美玉无瑕啊
[00:14:33] 最洁白最纯净啊
[00:14:36] 最坚固的特结实啊
[00:14:40] 美玉吗
[00:14:42] 所以叫玉帝
[00:14:43] 玉帝就代表永远的意思啊
[00:14:46] 玉皇大帝
[00:14:48] 意思就是终身呃
[00:14:51] 一位天帝皇帝啊
[00:14:53] 就是那终身教授是的
[00:14:55] 人都差不多
[00:14:56] 所以这个玉皇就特厉害
[00:14:59] 哎
[00:15:00] 从唐朝到了宋朝
[00:15:02] 这玉皇大帝啊啊
[00:15:04] 就越来威望就越高了
[00:15:07] 也几乎是神乎其神了
[00:15:11] 哎
[00:15:11] 再跟这个王母娘娘一结婚
[00:15:14] 这就更不得了了
[00:15:16] 所以是从这个凌霄宝殿那儿
[00:15:21] 啊
[00:15:22] 沾边挂拐的
[00:15:24] 呃
[00:15:24] 那么在内核儿这个站俩钟头岗呢
[00:15:28] 回来那身价也百倍
[00:15:31] 只有一个不知好歹的在那儿瞎闹腾了一气
[00:15:36] 谁呀
[00:15:38] 就那孙悟空呗
[00:15:39] 大闹天宫叫他折腾一气
[00:15:42] 他是个猴啊
[00:15:43] 除他之外呢
[00:15:44] 谁敢上那儿闹腾去
[00:15:46] 所以就是定光仙一说起来这个天平事儿
[00:15:50] 他要去报告玉皇大帝he
[00:15:53] 这是所有的文武都十分崇敬啊
[00:15:57] 啊文太师立刻吩咐设摆香案焚香相送送
[00:16:04] 这位定光仙长耳定光仙一起海洋
[00:16:07] 但是不必如此啊
[00:16:10] 您放心吧
[00:16:11] 我是去去就来
[00:16:13] 我这不是去闲游散
[00:16:15] 逛到天庭去搬兵
[00:16:17] 啊
[00:16:17] 说不定啊
[00:16:19] 还请来几位a 高新住太师一臂之力
[00:16:23] 哎
[00:16:24] 我就不在您这儿啊
[00:16:25] 给您添麻烦
[00:16:26] 打扰了
[00:16:27] 诸位回见吧
[00:16:30] 说完了一道白光
[00:16:33] 长耳定光仙跑了
[00:16:36] 顶光先走了
[00:16:39] 就在这当天晚上
[00:16:41] 太师闻仲啊病了
[00:16:44] 一病不起呀
[00:16:47] 哎呀
[00:16:47] 好可怜哪
[00:16:49] 啊
[00:16:50] 这么高身份的一位掌朝太师是现在进不能进退
[00:16:55] 不能退
[00:16:57] 你说这要拜回朝歌城
[00:17:00] 这显得有点儿太窝囊
[00:17:03] 说跟稀奇再次决战
[00:17:05] 还决战什么
[00:17:06] 让人杀得大败
[00:17:08] 啊
[00:17:09] 大阵都摆了
[00:17:11] 都不好使啊
[00:17:12] 自己啊
[00:17:14] 咬着牙发着狠强
[00:17:16] 打着精神
[00:17:17] 嗯
[00:17:18] 写了一份表彰
[00:17:21] 想表奏朝廷
[00:17:23] 也就不必隐瞒了
[00:17:25] 把自己在这块儿
[00:17:27] 哎
[00:17:27] 几次吃外账的事儿
[00:17:30] 都写在这表章里
[00:17:33] 还没等啊
[00:17:35] 把这表送出去
[00:17:38] 吉利跑进来禀报外面
[00:17:41] 有三山关总兵、邓九公
[00:17:45] 带着他的爱女
[00:17:48] 邓婵玉率领10万大军
[00:17:53] 来住太虚
[00:17:56] 哎哟
[00:17:58] 太师闻仲这么一听啊
[00:18:02] 这当九宫
[00:18:04] 怎么知道老夫在这儿吃了败仗
[00:18:08] 他怎么钱来住啊
[00:18:11] 说是邓九公是奉旨前来
[00:18:15] 哎
[00:18:15] 感情啊
[00:18:17] 闻太师在西岐在屡吃败仗
[00:18:23] 纣王那都知道了
[00:18:26] 所以把正事妇女给派闻太师
[00:18:31] 那他可最了解邓九公
[00:18:34] 这是他手下的一员爱将
[00:18:38] 自己挺大的精神
[00:18:40] 配着衣服做起来
[00:18:44] 说了一声请
[00:18:45] 吉利余庆由打外边把邓总给请进来
[00:18:49] 邓九公上前叉手施礼
[00:18:51] 建国太师
[00:18:53] 哎呀
[00:18:55] 九公元帅不看则已
[00:18:57] 这一看那案子打个冷颤怎么了
[00:19:01] 几乎不认识闻仲闻太师了
[00:19:04] 那过去一件太师闻仲那是什么气魄呀啊
[00:19:10] 您那是多么威风啊
[00:19:13] 现在怎么这样
[00:19:16] 自己这些十里
[00:19:19] 闻太师啊
[00:19:20] 哎
[00:19:21] 心里也非常难过呀
[00:19:23] 但是邓九公是他的下级
[00:19:28] 虽然镇守三山关的总兵大帅
[00:19:32] 那也是他的部将
[00:19:34] 自己怎么也得矜持点儿绷着点儿
[00:19:38] 哈哈
[00:19:40] 九宫将军
[00:19:41] 你来得好啊
[00:19:44] 老夫正盼你前来
[00:19:47] 邓九公叫女儿邓婵玉过来
[00:19:50] 建国太师
[00:19:53] 喂奶时让他们父女落座
[00:19:57] 马上召集文武
[00:19:59] 来打仗
[00:20:00] 见过九宫元帅
[00:20:03] 说你来得正好
[00:20:05] 我呀
[00:20:05] 在这儿战事不利
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