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[00:00:04] 申公豹七红姜子牙呀
[00:00:07] 给他来了个小骗术
[00:00:09] 哎
[00:00:10] 来了一个格头游戏
[00:00:12] 障眼法
[00:00:14] 哎
[00:00:15] 他这颗头才半悬空
[00:00:16] 转了半天还唱了几个小曲儿
[00:00:20] 眼看就要落到阿
[00:00:23] 这腔子上
[00:00:24] 可就在这时候
[00:00:27] 来了一只白鹤
[00:00:29] 把他那头给叼走了
[00:00:32] 这可要了命
[00:00:35] 感情过了
[00:00:35] 时间长不上啊
[00:00:38] 这位大仙申公豹
[00:00:39] 那就算完了
[00:00:42] 申公豹急得呀
[00:00:43] 一个劲儿直总监呐
[00:00:46] 姜子牙也着急了
[00:00:49] 她恨这只小白he
[00:00:51] 你要把我师兄的头给踢哪儿去
[00:00:53] 啊啊
[00:00:55] 你赶快给我回来
[00:00:58] 这时
[00:00:58] 只听山崖上有人叫他
[00:01:02] 子牙
[00:01:04] 贤弟
[00:01:07] 姜子牙回头一看
[00:01:09] 哟呵老寿星
[00:01:11] 哦
[00:01:13] 他明白了
[00:01:14] 明白什么呢
[00:01:16] 怪不得白喝这么大的神通呢
[00:01:20] 那是
[00:01:21] 那是我大师兄的得意弟子啊
[00:01:24] 啊
[00:01:25] He 路儿童骂
[00:01:27] 感情是她
[00:01:29] 哎呀
[00:01:30] 师兄啊
[00:01:30] 你赶快
[00:01:32] 把小白盒给我叫回来
[00:01:36] 那时间一超啊内呢
[00:01:39] 我家兄长申公豹
[00:01:40] 这命就没了
[00:01:42] A
[00:01:45] 南极老寿星听在这儿啊
[00:01:49] 把那大波儿的头帘摇了这么几摇
[00:01:54] 老寿星也生气了
[00:01:56] 生什么气啊
[00:01:58] 子牙子牙
[00:01:59] 你太雨落
[00:02:02] 你太老实了
[00:02:04] 申公豹
[00:02:05] 这是在骗你
[00:02:07] 在格头
[00:02:09] 他猛哄别人去
[00:02:11] 敢在玉虚宫前
[00:02:14] 你耍这样的雕虫小技
[00:02:16] 这岂有此理啊
[00:02:18] 我也不恨怨他
[00:02:20] 师傅已经把他开除了
[00:02:22] 我恨怨他干什么
[00:02:24] 但是他不应该
[00:02:26] 逼迫你交出封神榜
[00:02:30] 你也真够糊涂的
[00:02:32] 他这么说
[00:02:33] 你就这么信他
[00:02:35] 你好大的胆子
[00:02:37] 你就敢拿封神榜打赌吗
[00:02:40] 你见了师傅怎么交代
[00:02:43] 子牙一听
[00:02:44] 扑通一下
[00:02:45] 吓的跪那儿了
[00:02:47] 他一个劲儿的
[00:02:48] 唉
[00:02:48] 高老寿星
[00:02:50] 都是小D 的
[00:02:51] 不是啊
[00:02:52] 兄长
[00:02:54] 您千万别见怪
[00:02:56] 可这个事儿啊
[00:02:58] 我
[00:02:58] 我不该跟申公豹师兄打赌
[00:03:02] 可是我不相信呢
[00:03:04] 那怎么能把头割下来扔到半空
[00:03:08] 过一会儿还能长上
[00:03:09] 我觉得奇怪
[00:03:11] 就知道是个笑话
[00:03:14] 没想到笑话成真了
[00:03:17] 呃
[00:03:17] 兄长都是我的过错
[00:03:20] 但是您必须得饶恕
[00:03:22] 我家兄长申公豹啊
[00:03:25] 它几千年大道修炼的不容易啊
[00:03:29] 您真把脑袋给他叼到这西海去来
[00:03:33] 那他就完了
[00:03:35] 几千年达到毁于一旦
[00:03:38] 师兄啊您
[00:03:40] 您格外施恩吧
[00:03:43] 子牙一边说
[00:03:44] 一边给老寿星磕头
[00:03:46] 南极老寿星心也软了
[00:03:49] 用手指了
[00:03:50] 指姜子牙子牙
[00:03:53] 你太善良啦
[00:03:56] 太忠厚了
[00:03:58] 申公豹啊
[00:04:00] 他这是嫉妒
[00:04:02] 哎
[00:04:03] 他这是跟着捣乱
[00:04:05] 他不服气
[00:04:06] 你想把封神榜给毁喽
[00:04:10] 这可不知天高地厚的东西
[00:04:13] 他要真把这封神榜毁了
[00:04:15] 死他多少次也数
[00:04:18] 不过这个最过来
[00:04:21] 你说你替他说这个情干什么
[00:04:23] 哎呀
[00:04:24] 诗歌别耽误功夫了
[00:04:26] 再耽误功夫就不行勒
[00:04:28] 您看
[00:04:30] 用手这么一指
[00:04:32] 老寿星一看
[00:04:33] 哇
[00:04:34] 申公豹啊
[00:04:35] 在这原地啊
[00:04:37] 那儿的溜的溜直打转怎么回事
[00:04:40] 二级的真要再过一会儿
[00:04:42] 涨不上
[00:04:43] 他确实就完了
[00:04:45] 只见申公豹把宝剑也扔了
[00:04:48] 冲着老寿星一个劲儿地直供手
[00:04:51] 老寿星不爱看他
[00:04:53] 只要好端端的一个人啊
[00:04:55] 供手施礼啊
[00:04:56] 啊
[00:04:57] 打工还理啊
[00:04:58] 他瞅着也顺溜
[00:05:00] 这玩意儿俩肩膀正当中
[00:05:03] 没有这脑袋就冲着你这共守
[00:05:08] 老寿星
[00:05:08] 越看越别扭
[00:05:11] 好啦好啦
[00:05:12] 子牙
[00:05:13] 你起来吧
[00:05:14] 我就看在你的份上
[00:05:16] 啊
[00:05:17] 可有一样啊
[00:05:18] 天地咱把话得说清楚
[00:05:21] 你在离开玉虚宫的时候
[00:05:24] 老天尊他老人家跟你说了
[00:05:27] 如果走在半路上
[00:05:28] 有人招呼你
[00:05:29] 你不能搭话
[00:05:31] 你要一搭话就惹来杀身大祸
[00:05:35] 恐怕有几十路人马
[00:05:38] 去发你的稀奇
[00:05:40] 你后不后悔啊
[00:05:42] 子牙一听
[00:05:43] 哎呀
[00:05:44] 大师兄您别问了
[00:05:46] 就是100路人马发我稀奇
[00:05:49] 我也不回
[00:05:51] 哎
[00:05:53] 老寿星感动啦
[00:05:54] 好
[00:05:56] 即使这样
[00:05:57] 那就没得埋怨啦啊
[00:05:59] 一招手
[00:06:01] 内白鹤同志的溜一下儿
[00:06:03] 打了个学
[00:06:04] 耍不两至e min 飞回来了
[00:06:09] 真灵啊
[00:06:10] 多新鲜啊
[00:06:11] 师傅召唤哪敢怠慢呢
[00:06:14] 把这磕头啊
[00:06:16] 重新又叼回来
[00:06:18] J he 同啊
[00:06:19] 就在这半空啊
[00:06:21] 来回转悠
[00:06:23] 他干转悠
[00:06:24] 他不撒嘴
[00:06:25] 这脑袋下不来呀
[00:06:27] 哎哟
[00:06:28] 这深宫爆级的噗嗤一下坐在地上了
[00:06:31] 吭哧吭哧吭哧内
[00:06:32] 俩脚在地上来回乱踹
[00:06:34] 踹了两道沟说
[00:06:37] 他急成什么样子了
[00:06:39] He 同怎么不撒口呢
[00:06:42] He 同啊也挺卡
[00:06:44] 同时
[00:06:44] 他也恨地申公豹
[00:06:46] 今天才想啊
[00:06:48] 憋他教训教训
[00:06:49] 他姜子牙这气好听
[00:06:52] He 通啊啊你
[00:06:54] 你回来怎么不不张口啊
[00:06:57] 呜呜呜呜
[00:06:58] 我有四个发脾
[00:07:01] 姜子牙急了
[00:07:02] 蹦起来跟合同嚷嚷合同
[00:07:05] 一看这位僵尸叔
[00:07:06] 太可怜啦
[00:07:08] 得了
[00:07:09] 师傅也有话
[00:07:10] 那就饶了他吧
[00:07:11] 啪一下
[00:07:12] 小蝌蚪把脸子一甩
[00:07:15] 张开口了
[00:07:16] 肾功抱着个头啊
[00:07:17] 好家火翻着跟头打着滚儿就下来了
[00:07:23] 就往内腔子
[00:07:24] 上边飞了去了
[00:07:26] 唉
[00:07:26] 眼看
[00:07:28] 就挨上那枪子
[00:07:29] 也就是说
[00:07:30] 就长上了就这食器的南极老寿星这么一抬手
[00:07:36] 口中念念有词
[00:07:37] 用手这么一指
[00:07:39] 本儿铺大崩
[00:07:43] 掌声
[00:07:45] 麻烦了
[00:07:46] 怎么了
[00:07:48] 脸朝后了
[00:07:51] AJ 好啊
[00:07:52] 怎么办
[00:07:53] 这脑瓢儿在前边儿
[00:07:57] 脸在身子后边儿
[00:07:59] 这就对了
[00:08:01] 怎么说对了
[00:08:02] 不是有这么种人吗
[00:08:04] 阴一面阳一面
[00:08:06] 台上握手
[00:08:07] 台下踢脚
[00:08:08] 啊
[00:08:09] 当面是人背后是鬼两面派
[00:08:13] 那就是申公豹的化身
[00:08:17] 这下儿啊
[00:08:18] 把那he 同路同给乐的呀
[00:08:21] 直不起腰来了
[00:08:23] 两个小童儿一边热一边直跺脚啊
[00:08:26] 又高兴又解恨呢
[00:08:29] 师傅这一只算只对了
[00:08:31] 对申公豹这样的人就应该这样啊
[00:08:34] 他到处搬弄是非
[00:08:37] A 胡编滥造歪理邪说
[00:08:40] 让他J 模样
[00:08:41] 那就算对了
[00:08:43] 申公豹没明白
[00:08:45] 把别头簪子取出来了
[00:08:47] 晚了
[00:08:48] 晚发短把头别上
[00:08:50] 然后把剑还匣掸了掸身上的尘土
[00:08:54] 他往前走了几步
[00:08:55] 哎
[00:08:57] 申公豹觉得奇怪
[00:08:59] 怎么
[00:09:00] 自己不往前走
[00:09:01] 还好往前这一走啊
[00:09:03] 离这个山崖越来越远
[00:09:07] 申公豹用手一缕胡须在胸前划了半天
[00:09:12] 什么也没划了着
[00:09:14] 她背过手去
[00:09:15] 这么一摸
[00:09:16] 胡子跑后边儿去了
[00:09:19] 哎哟
[00:09:20] 申公豹才明白感情自己啊
[00:09:25] 脸朝后了
[00:09:27] 哎哟
[00:09:29] 气的他一跺脚啊
[00:09:31] 用手这么一指
[00:09:33] 好
[00:09:34] 你个南极老寿星啊
[00:09:37] 你这不是耍笑我吗
[00:09:39] 我这形象怎么去见人呢
[00:09:42] 岂有此理
[00:09:43] 我跟你拼了的身手
[00:09:46] 把宝剑就拉出来拉出剑来
[00:09:49] 腾腾腾腾
[00:09:50] 往前紧抢几步
[00:09:53] 他不抢这几部还好越抢越远
[00:09:56] 申公豹明白了哦
[00:09:58] 我往前走是往后退往后退才叫往前走呢
[00:10:03] 这都哪儿跟哪儿啊
[00:10:04] 这是要跟老寿星拼命了
[00:10:07] 南极老寿星不慌不忙地哗啦一下
[00:10:11] 从一里头的了出来一条捆仙索
[00:10:16] 申公豹
[00:10:16] 你要干什么啊
[00:10:18] 究由自取
[00:10:19] 祸福自寻的
[00:10:21] 嗯
[00:10:21] 就你这样的人
[00:10:23] 就应该受到这样的惩罚
[00:10:26] 你自己怎么回事儿你不知道吗
[00:10:28] 怎么叫师傅给赶出山门的你不知道吗啊
[00:10:33] 你不好好的革面洗心
[00:10:34] 反省自己还到处搬弄是非啊
[00:10:38] 今天跑到这儿来欺骗子牙要烧毁封神榜
[00:10:43] 你要闯杀身的大祸呀
[00:10:45] 今天我给你留着面子呢
[00:10:48] 怎么
[00:10:49] 你要动武吗
[00:10:49] 那好走
[00:10:52] 说着老绍兴把捆仙索举起来
[00:10:55] 我把你锁到恩施的跟前
[00:10:57] 看你有何话讲
[00:11:00] 可把申公豹吓坏了
[00:11:02] 心说
[00:11:03] 这要是拿捆仙索把我捆到老师跟前去
[00:11:06] 那我就完了
[00:11:08] 还不如现在这模样啊
[00:11:11] 这模样又当如何呀
[00:11:14] 啊甭管我什么模样
[00:11:17] 我也是申公豹
[00:11:19] 点儿朝后啊
[00:11:20] 我认了
[00:11:22] 哼
[00:11:22] 诸多神仙有几个看完了前边看后边儿的啊
[00:11:27] 我的脑袋就这么长着
[00:11:30] 别看我这模样这样
[00:11:32] 但是我也是神仙里边儿的大腕儿
[00:11:35] 谁能把我怎么样
[00:11:37] 今天呢
[00:11:38] 我说什么也不能让老寿星把我给捉进玉虚宫
[00:11:43] 那我可就麻烦了
[00:11:46] 干脆
[00:11:47] 36 招
[00:11:48] 走归上
[00:11:49] 回见吧
[00:11:52] 他把宝剑还匣
[00:11:54] 然后用手这么一指
[00:11:56] 姜子牙子牙都
[00:12:00] 他不都还好
[00:12:01] 这一都连他自己都差点Le Le 怎么指着姜子牙他也不知道只的对不对
[00:12:09] 因为他俩朝后呢
[00:12:12] 他这一兜啊
[00:12:13] 子牙才看明白
[00:12:16] 哎呀
[00:12:16] 兄长
[00:12:18] 哎
[00:12:18] 您这是怎么了
[00:12:20] 您转过身来讲话呀
[00:12:22] 申公豹
[00:12:23] 这气转过身来
[00:12:25] 我可不得转过来吗
[00:12:28] 他转过身来打听了打听姜子牙
[00:12:31] 你今天把我羞辱到这份儿上
[00:12:34] 这事儿
[00:12:35] 你以为就算完啦
[00:12:36] 我惹不起南极寿星
[00:12:39] 我也不敢在玉虚宫钱
[00:12:41] 这会儿炸庙
[00:12:43] 但是我惹得起你
[00:12:45] 从此我教你这希奇成啊
[00:12:48] 永远不得安宁
[00:12:50] 常言说
[00:12:51] 君子报仇十年不晚呐
[00:12:55] 再会吧
[00:12:56] 朋友
[00:12:57] 说完了
[00:13:00] 他站着没动
[00:13:00] 还怎么回事儿
[00:13:02] 申公豹在想
[00:13:03] 我是往前走呢
[00:13:05] 我还是往后退呢
[00:13:07] 我别这么瞎撞
[00:13:08] 往前走装一下我再撞的老寿星怀里去
[00:13:12] 那麻烦了
[00:13:13] 他就手把我给锁上了
[00:13:15] 他琢磨琢磨琢磨过味儿来了
[00:13:18] 那就地抓了一把to
[00:13:22] 借土遁申公豹跑啦
[00:13:27] 哎呀
[00:13:27] 子牙急得直跺脚啊
[00:13:29] 他埋怨老寿星大师兄
[00:13:32] 这就是您的不对
[00:13:34] 您怎么让他脸朝后长着呀
[00:13:37] 那多别扭
[00:13:39] 这么这不行吗
[00:13:40] 我把他找回来
[00:13:41] 重新把头割下来
[00:13:44] 呃
[00:13:44] 再再再把那头给他转正喽
[00:13:47] 行不行
[00:13:48] 老寿星一听啊
[00:13:50] 算了吧
[00:13:51] 子牙你别在这儿絮叨了
[00:13:55] 他永远也不能再用格头数了
[00:13:59] 哎
[00:13:59] 就这一把
[00:14:00] 他蒙你行
[00:14:02] 蒙别人蒙不了
[00:14:04] 我这回啊
[00:14:05] 把他那个头颅给他定下了
[00:14:07] 永远这样儿
[00:14:09] 哎呀
[00:14:10] 龇牙一听大师兄那该多难过
[00:14:13] 他呢
[00:14:13] 你还想替他说情啊
[00:14:15] 哼
[00:14:16] 别忘了师傅交代你的那些事情
[00:14:19] 你赶快走吧
[00:14:21] 老寿星还真没发过火儿
[00:14:24] 今儿个把脸也沉下来了
[00:14:26] 老寿星意想
[00:14:27] 不这样啊
[00:14:28] 子牙在这儿磨磨叨叨的
[00:14:30] 他不走
[00:14:30] 他还得T 声望说情啊
[00:14:33] 这真是一个厚道的君子
[00:14:35] 算了吧
[00:14:37] 你没听他跟你说呀
[00:14:39] 从此
[00:14:39] 西岐城永远休想安定
[00:14:43] 听到这儿子牙还跟老寿星对付呢
[00:14:46] 我说
[00:14:46] 大师兄啊
[00:14:47] 您别听我家兄长申公豹
[00:14:50] 那么说他能骂
[00:14:52] 不管怎么说呀
[00:14:53] 今天我替他求的情啊
[00:14:55] 保住他一条命啊
[00:14:57] 他怎么能那样对待我呢
[00:14:59] 哎呀呀
[00:15:02] 老寿星抬起手来指点了指点
[00:15:05] 江子牙
[00:15:06] 子牙呀
[00:15:07] 你呀
[00:15:09] 你已经到了发育的程度了
[00:15:12] 不要多说了
[00:15:13] 走吧
[00:15:15] 哎
[00:15:16] 子牙叹了一口气
[00:15:17] 收拾了收拾
[00:15:18] 辞别了老寿星
[00:15:20] 大师兄
[00:15:21] 您多多保重
[00:15:23] 小弟告辞啦
[00:15:25] 子牙假启动光回
[00:15:26] 稀奇呀
[00:15:28] 走着走着
[00:15:29] 忽的一下
[00:15:30] 他的动光落下来了
[00:15:32] 自然觉得奇怪
[00:15:34] 这怎么回事儿
[00:15:35] 还没到稀奇呢
[00:15:37] 他举目这么一看
[00:15:38] 哎呦
[00:15:39] 这是哪儿啊
[00:15:41] 侧耳一听哇咯
[00:15:44] 海域属于波翻呐
[00:15:46] 眼前是大海哦
[00:15:50] 子牙想起来
[00:15:52] 师父曾经说过
[00:15:53] 说海岸边有人等我
[00:15:56] 就在他刚这么一定神的功夫哗啦的一下
[00:16:00] 如果大海里跳出一个人类跪倒在子牙的面前说
[00:16:05] 我等候高纤久矣
[00:16:08] 我在这儿等了你好长时间了
[00:16:11] 请高鲜度我
[00:16:13] 这人是谁呀
[00:16:15] 感情
[00:16:15] 他是轩辕黄帝手下的一员战将
[00:16:20] 在争持油的时候
[00:16:23] 他死在这大海里了
[00:16:25] 这人名字叫摆件
[00:16:28] 哦
[00:16:30] 子牙这么一看
[00:16:32] 点了点头
[00:16:32] 恩师跟我交代过
[00:16:35] 你就是清福神柏鉴
[00:16:39] 百见二次
[00:16:40] 叩头谢高
[00:16:42] 先赐我为卿福神
[00:16:45] 子牙收下
[00:16:46] 摆件带着他先到祁山
[00:16:49] 绕了一个弯到岐山干嘛来
[00:16:53] 在岐山这儿有无轨等候着子牙
[00:16:58] 哎
[00:16:58] 就是在这个朝歌城的时候
[00:17:02] 哎
[00:17:02] 他那个好朋友送一人家
[00:17:05] 他收的那个红黄蓝白黑乌鬼
[00:17:08] 让他们在岐山这儿等着日后有重用
[00:17:12] 今天真用上了
[00:17:14] 让清福神柏鉴管理这五鬼在这儿修造一座封神台
[00:17:20] 这台修起来
[00:17:21] 谁也看不见
[00:17:23] 封神台吗
[00:17:25] 那么修这封神台使的都是什么材料啊
[00:17:28] 什么样的标号的水泥
[00:17:30] 什么样的钢筋
[00:17:33] 那就不是一般的啦
[00:17:35] 都是从玉虚宫运来的
[00:17:37] 油污轨道与工班来的这些个料
[00:17:41] 把这个封神台修起来
[00:17:43] 把封神榜里面这么一卦
[00:17:46] 子雅千叮咛万嘱咐告诉摆件
[00:17:50] 甭管什么人
[00:17:53] 只要一到封神台前
[00:17:55] 里边儿都有他的座位
[00:17:58] 你就把他领进去
[00:17:59] 是对号入座
[00:18:00] 别让他坐错了位置
[00:18:03] 只有到封神台前来的
[00:18:06] 你才能领进去
[00:18:08] 别你瞅谁不顺眼就往里领
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