Shriner's Convention - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)
Here they come down main street
Drums a flailin' and the sirens a wailin' what a roar
Bands are a playin' and flags are a wavin'
And the Vanguards and Motorcycle Corps
Clowns are a clownin' to the crowd
And pinchin' every pretty girl who dares to smile
It's a glorious mess everybody wears a fez
The parade stretches out for a mile
It's a typical American phenomenon
Where all the members have a fine old time
It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention
Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order
Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine
Meanwhile back at the motel
"Operator give me room 321 please
Hello Noble Lumpkin
This here is the illustrious Potentate
I said it's the illustrious Potentate
The illustrious Coy "
"Dad blame it This here's Bubba
Coy why are'nt you at the parade
What Well how'd you get that big Harley
Up there in your room "
"What I can't hear ya' Coy
Quit revvin' it up boy Turn it off
Listen I just want you to know one thing
You have embarrassed us all the whole Hahira delegation "
"Now I'll see you at the banquet tonight son
And you be there Coy you hear me
Black tie Seven o'clock Be there Coy
And Coy don't answer the phone 'udden udden "
Well it was all arranged by the Ladies Auxiliary
In the downtown Convention hall
Cold roast beef string beans mashed potatoes
And nine boring speeches in all
And all the tables looked fine with their Mogen David wine
And Chrysanthemums on each side
And the Hahira leaders in their rented tuxedos
Made the local hearts swell with pride
It's a typical American phenomenon
Where all the members have a fine old time
It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention
Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order
Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine
Meanwhile back at the motel
"Operator 321 please Thank You
Hello Coy What are you doing
What do you mean who is this
This is Bubba Why wasn't you at the banquet "
"What do you mean all you had to wear
Was a Hawaiian flowerdy shirt
Well you may think you're foolin' some people
But I know what's goin' on"
"Yeah everybody seen the little redhead
That's right everybody
Why she come runnin' through the dinner
Right in the middle of the pineapple sherbet"
"Didn't have nothin' on but your fez Coy
Coy you the only one who's got a fez with a propeller on top
Yeah yeah yeah and she was a yellin' out the secret code too Coy
We gonna have to change it now Dad blame it Coy "
"We gonna have to have a special meetin' we get back to Hahira
About your conduct at this year convention Embarrassin'
Now Coy you be at the secret conclave tonight you hear me
And Coy keep it a secret Huh "
Well it was a secret meeting in the dead of the night
With mysterious sanctimony
In accordance with prescribed
Rituals of time honored ceremony
Matters of grave concern
Were weighed with dedicated caution
Like whether or not to raise at stud
Or draw or spit in the ocean
It's a typical American phenomenon
Where all the members have a fine old time
It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention
Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order
Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine
Meanwhile back at the motel
"Operator room 320
Haha How'd you know
Oh Hello Coy Where have you been
No you wasn't at the meeting "
"Well I found out that at three o'clock this morning
You was out there in your fruit of the looms
In the motel swimmin' pool with a bunch
Of them waitresses from the Cocktail Lounge "
"I just hope Charlene don't find out about this Coy
What Well how'd you get that big motorcycle
Up there on the high dive Coy
Now Coy Dad blame it that ain't no way to act"
"We supposed to be pillars of the community
When we get back to Hahira you can just turn in your ring
And your tie tack 'cause Coy hehe you are out of the shrine
You gonna be blackballed Coy That's right "
"You may have to pack your bags and leave town
What do you mean you might join the Hell's Angels
Coy Don't you hang up on me
Don't you crank that motorcycle "
"Who's that gigglin' in the background Coy
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