Cinderella vs. Belle (Princess Rap Battle) - Whitney Avalon // Written by:Whitney Avalon // Once upon a time in a far away land there was a princess rap battle 很久很久以前 在一个遥远的国度里 有一位公主 饶舌大战 Cinderella versus belle 灰姑娘对战贝尔 Let the rap battle begin 饶舌大战现在开始 Another princess in my shadow come to covet my crown 又是一个活在我阴影之下的公主 觊觎我的王冠 简直是痴人说梦 You clowns wanna throw down with the best in a gown 你们这些跳梁小丑 竟然敢挑战衣着华丽的王者 I'm the legendary story of rags to riches 我是经典传奇 白手起家 从一无所有到家财万贯 Rhymes sharper than a needle and I'm giving out stitches ha 言辞犀利 押韵对我而言易于反掌 我来露一手 Like a wilting rose you can't step to my flows 和我相形见绌 只能凸显你是残花败柳 你无法跟上我的脚步 These girls are trapping did they cut off their toes 这些女孩步履蹒跚 她们是割了脚趾头吗 I deserve all the praise for the foot fetish craze 我值得所有的褒奖 疯狂的粉丝对我爱得痴狂 I've got titty bitty kicks but legs for days 我步态优雅 修长的美腿足够他们兴奋几天了 Let's look at your mentality fraud loves your abnormality 看看你疯疯癫癫的样子 弗洛伊德才会喜欢你的精神失常 The Stockholm syndrome story beauty and the bestiality 斯德哥尔摩综合症的故事 美女爱上衣冠禽兽 Of course you're bitter I'm the number one star 当然你很愤怒 我可是当之无愧的头牌明星 Pumpkin carriage perfect marriage no one cares who you are 南瓜马车 美满的婚姻 没有人在乎你是谁 What's my name Belle what's it mean beauty 我叫什么 贝尔 什么意思 美人 I'm the perfect combination of brains and booty 我内外兼修 是智慧和美貌的结合体 While I'm gaining knowledge you're losing your pumps 我在忙着获取知识 而你连鞋子都找不到 Like Mrs Potts I'm serving shots and dishing out lumps 我就像茶壶夫人 好好伺候你一下 狠狠地敬你一杯茶 Cindy's dreaming she's important well somebody should wake her 你梦想着自己最重要 谁来叫醒她 This gold digging trophy wife's the royal baby maker 你想钓个金龟婿 飞上枝头变凤凰 不过是皇室的生育机器 Fear the nerdy wordy princess cause I'm throwing more shade 害怕我这个咬文嚼字只会读书的公主 我伶牙俐齿 给你的内心留下阴影 Than the willow tree growing on your dead mother's grave 比你母亲坟前的柳树影子还要黑暗 Your tale as old as time sets us back fifty years 你的故事老掉牙 让我们一朝回到五十年前 Do your chores clean the floors 'til a man just appears 干你的家务活 继续擦你的地板 乖乖地等着男人出现 You're shallow and obsessed with looks and how you're dressed 你很肤浅 整天就想着打扮和穿戴的事情 You wanna live like Aston hmm please be our guest 你想过上贵族的生活 那就请便吧 Oh I'm the one who's shallow cause your prince was really hairy 我就是肤浅 你的王子浑身都是毛 The beast was in the friend zone 'til he gave you his library 你只把野兽当朋友 直到他送了你一个图书馆 Your points have no merit you're jealous declare it 你的观点毫无价值 你很嫉妒 别遮遮掩掩 Like I've always said if the shoe fits wear it 就像我一直说的 合脚的话就赶紧穿上 I'm the American dream with a fairy tale wedding 我是美国梦的代表 举行童话般的婚礼 You've got teapots for friends and I think your man's shedding 你把茶壶当做朋友 我想你的男友弱爆了 Some things are meant to be like love at first sight 有些事情是命中注定的 比如说一见钟情 Bidding bob d boo yah he was mine before midnight 施个咒语 午夜之前就把他搞定 A relationship rookie wants to rap about romance 情场新手 还想说什么浪漫 You can't fall in love after just one dance 跳完一支舞后 就傻乎乎地爱上一个人 My prince saved my life and don't be misled