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[00:00:01] 嗯嗯嗯
[00:00:11] 谢谢您的掌声鼓励
[00:00:12] 哎
[00:00:12] 刚才这个节目叫做打灯谜
[00:00:14] 对张德伍张老师
[00:00:17] 刘源刘老师两位合二为给您说了一段
[00:00:19] 对
[00:00:20] 下去休息休息
[00:00:21] 嗯
[00:00:21] 这场又把我们哥俩换上来了
[00:00:24] 你等一会儿
[00:00:25] 你等会儿
[00:00:25] 嗯
[00:00:26] 等会儿不是说剃成这样就是哥们儿怎么了
[00:00:32] 连背都乱了
[00:00:33] 我们爷俩这位老师大家伙儿都熟悉认识
[00:00:37] 姓郭
[00:00:38] 郭德纲是我非著名的相声演员
[00:00:41] 哎
[00:00:41] 大家伙儿对您那比较熟悉
[00:00:44] 嗯
[00:00:44] 平常啊
[00:00:45] 您都是逗哏
[00:00:46] 嗯
[00:00:47] 站在桌子外头
[00:00:47] 站在这儿
[00:00:48] 嗯
[00:00:48] 今天呢
[00:00:49] 您捧哏里边来了
[00:00:51] 站在桌子里头
[00:00:52] 对
[00:00:52] 今天我给大伙儿说点儿他鲜为人知的故事
[00:00:58] 你们都听见什么了
[00:01:00] 平常啊
[00:01:01] 都是他说人家今天我说的他的事儿
[00:01:04] 我还有什么事儿
[00:01:05] 说实话
[00:01:05] 这位老师是一个很不错的人
[00:01:08] 泪a
[00:01:09] 呃
[00:01:10] 很不错的人
[00:01:11] 吓我一跳啊
[00:01:12] 这些年呢
[00:01:13] 说相声
[00:01:14] 说好相声
[00:01:16] 挣了些钱啊
[00:01:17] 经常外面去卖
[00:01:18] 挣了些
[00:01:19] 你等会儿
[00:01:20] 你等会儿说的我直冒冷汗啊
[00:01:24] 我出去买什么去了
[00:01:27] 满意
[00:01:29] 我还以为满意呢
[00:01:32] 满意说相声吗
[00:01:33] 这是别的手艺没有
[00:01:35] A 挣了些钱
[00:01:36] 嗯
[00:01:36] 买了大车了
[00:01:38] 买了大房子了
[00:01:39] A 跟这个于谦
[00:01:40] 于老师楼上楼下这么住着
[00:01:42] 我们挨着
[00:01:43] 嗯
[00:01:44] 两家都请了保姆啦
[00:01:46] 两家的保姆经常在一起啊
[00:01:48] 说话聊天儿
[00:01:49] 因为他经常能够遇见同行同业
[00:01:51] 买菜遛狗啊
[00:01:53] 能够能够遇见是在一起聊天儿
[00:01:55] 于老师的保姆先跟他的保姆说话了
[00:01:58] 嗯
[00:01:59] 大姐
[00:02:00] 大姐
[00:02:01] 你知道我每天说的最多的一句话是什么吗
[00:02:04] 啊
[00:02:05] 是太太
[00:02:07] 是太太
[00:02:08] 这说明什么意思呢
[00:02:09] 嗯
[00:02:10] 于谦
[00:02:10] 于老师的夫人常被嫖
[00:02:12] 小姐呢
[00:02:13] 这事儿比较多
[00:02:14] 什么话呀
[00:02:15] 这都叫
[00:02:16] 这都是人话呀
[00:02:18] 啊
[00:02:19] 这听都牙碜啊
[00:02:21] 救救我们评审
[00:02:23] 哎呀
[00:02:25] 不会找事儿多
[00:02:27] 嗯
[00:02:28] 经常啊
[00:02:28] 三个人干这个
[00:02:29] 要求人家干那个
[00:02:31] 人家只能说是太太
[00:02:33] 是太太
[00:02:35] 她的保姆也说了
[00:02:36] 说什么呢
[00:02:37] 算什么呀
[00:02:37] 你知道我每天说的最多的一句话是什么吗
[00:02:40] 什么不先生
[00:02:47] 不先生去玩儿
[00:02:48] 去胡说八道
[00:02:51] 怎么还怒了呢
[00:02:51] 没怎么说过这个
[00:02:57] 比你师娘天天跟家待着
[00:03:00] 没有机会啊
[00:03:01] 郭老师
[00:03:02] 说实话
[00:03:03] 这是一个很不错的人
[00:03:05] 你捧了这些年
[00:03:06] 我跟他学了不少知识
[00:03:07] 客气了
[00:03:08] 站在台上给大伙儿说相声
[00:03:10] 嗯
[00:03:10] 其实啊
[00:03:11] 我的本门
[00:03:11] 而不是说相声呢
[00:03:13] 等会儿吧
[00:03:14] 来这些年你潜伏
[00:03:16] 你这是啊
[00:03:17] 一直隐藏着的
[00:03:19] 你不是说相声的
[00:03:20] 当然啦
[00:03:22] 有很多东西我都比你强
[00:03:26] 你这是吃了什么脏东西啦
[00:03:30] 怎么啦
[00:03:31] 我没明白
[00:03:32] 你除了说相声
[00:03:33] 你还能干什么呀
[00:03:35] 多了
[00:03:36] 譬如唱戏
[00:03:38] 不
[00:03:38] 先生
[00:03:45] 我又没有
[00:03:45] 没有没有
[00:03:46] 这个我不老相信
[00:03:47] 嗯
[00:03:48] 不是很相信
[00:03:49] 我唱戏唱的好听了
[00:03:50] 真的比你强
[00:03:52] 说
[00:03:52] 你瞧这哪说理去啊
[00:03:53] 真的比你强
[00:03:54] 这年头管孩子多难
[00:03:56] 一不留神就超过了我啊
[00:03:58] 弄死我
[00:03:59] 嗯
[00:04:02] 啊
[00:04:02] 比你强多了
[00:04:03] 好好a
[00:04:04] 知道什么系比你强吗
[00:04:06] 那我们得问清楚
[00:04:07] 像什么经济啊
[00:04:08] 国粹啊
[00:04:08] 这我们都不来是吗
[00:04:10] 国粹我们不来
[00:04:11] 我们哪来的比较好的
[00:04:13] 那谁退你呢
[00:04:16] 你叫翠我呀啊
[00:04:17] 姓郭的不脆
[00:04:17] 谁脆呢
[00:04:20] 姓王的脆败啊
[00:04:21] 那就你师娘集国粹我们都不re 啊
[00:04:27] 京剧不唱
[00:04:28] 嗯
[00:04:28] 我们唱的比较好的
[00:04:30] 什么河北梆子
[00:04:32] 河北省的地方戏
[00:04:34] 嗯
[00:04:34] 知道我在哪唱嘛
[00:04:35] 在哪里
[00:04:36] 山东你应该上越南啊
[00:04:42] 我上越南干什么呀
[00:04:43] 这河北帮子写出来是河北省的地方戏曲
[00:04:47] 嗯
[00:04:47] 上山东唱
[00:04:48] 这不挨着山东人也听河北梆子呀
[00:04:52] 山东离河北比较近
[00:04:54] 那倒是有这可能
[00:04:55] 嗯
[00:04:55] 山东枣庄
[00:04:57] 河北梆子
[00:04:58] 豫剧团
[00:05:00] 你等会儿吧
[00:05:03] 你这越说越不像人话
[00:05:05] 怎么了
[00:05:06] 又道
[00:05:07] 是豫剧啊
[00:05:08] 倒是河北梆子呀
[00:05:09] 都唱啊
[00:05:10] 这俩船并在一块儿了啊
[00:05:12] 呵
[00:05:13] 你们这孩儿太不景气了
[00:05:15] 好约演出啊
[00:05:17] 啊
[00:05:17] 这是一个集团
[00:05:18] 是
[00:05:18] 是
[00:05:19] 我唱
[00:05:19] 主要是唱河北梆子
[00:05:21] 河北梆子
[00:05:21] 嗯
[00:05:22] 对我可能这这个艺名不太熟悉哦
[00:05:25] 你还有一名呢
[00:05:26] 当然啦
[00:05:27] 岳云鹏不就是一名儿吗
[00:05:29] 不是
[00:05:31] 你好好说话
[00:05:34] 我们尽量用国语
[00:05:35] 交谈哦
[00:05:38] 说的就是国语啊
[00:05:41] 提起啊
[00:05:42] 提起我的艺名来啊
[00:05:43] 说一说吧
[00:05:44] 先给你提另外一个人
[00:05:46] 哪一位
[00:05:46] 天津有一位银达子听说过否
[00:05:50] 那可是前辈了
[00:05:52] 嗯
[00:05:52] 他叫银达子
[00:05:53] 哦
[00:05:54] 您叫铁达子
[00:05:56] 下雨别出去
[00:05:57] 长袖
[00:05:59] 那没事儿
[00:06:00] 那是我的诗歌
[00:06:02] 银达子活到现在都100岁了
[00:06:05] 是你的师哥啊
[00:06:07] 其实我的年龄一直在隐藏着
[00:06:13] 84 岁了
[00:06:15] 好
[00:06:15] 正式砍啊
[00:06:19] 各位还来着了啊
[00:06:20] 比你岁数还大呢
[00:06:22] 真的呀
[00:06:22] 那是
[00:06:23] 那您显得可够嫩的
[00:06:26] 太嫩啦
[00:06:27] 我都想给你点儿钱啦
[00:06:30] 嗯
[00:06:30] 不要
[00:06:31] 嗯
[00:06:33] 要的就是性质问题了
[00:06:35] 通常给钱后面就比较比较麻烦的事儿
[00:06:37] 好了好了好了
[00:06:38] 说正经的吧
[00:06:39] 啊
[00:06:39] 确实啊
[00:06:40] 银达子
[00:06:41] 那是我的诗歌
[00:06:42] 铁达子
[00:06:43] 铁唱戏
[00:06:44] 生旦净末丑神仙老虎狗
[00:06:47] 擦桌子扫地
[00:06:48] 替师娘
[00:06:48] 为孩子
[00:06:49] 这我都行
[00:06:52] 你不光隐藏了年龄
[00:06:54] 你还隐藏了性别
[00:06:57] 嗨呐
[00:06:58] 今天是个好机会
[00:06:59] 什么都行
[00:07:00] 除了大伙儿为了孩子
[00:07:01] 看看吧
[00:07:05] 您把我师娘上来吧
[00:07:09] 那还用你干嘛呀
[00:07:10] 这是娘
[00:07:11] 为孩子
[00:07:11] 这这都行
[00:07:12] 真的都可以啊
[00:07:13] 都可以生旦净末丑神仙老虎狗
[00:07:16] 我主要唱的最好的
[00:07:18] 但觉什么蛋饺儿
[00:07:22] 谁呀我
[00:07:24] 你要死
[00:07:25] 你这是你从上到下
[00:07:27] 你除了长得像个蛋
[00:07:28] 你还能
[00:07:34] 哎
[00:07:34] 这位同志都改同志了
[00:07:37] 会说话吗
[00:07:38] 我我说怎么了
[00:07:39] 这个什么叫长得像个蛋
[00:07:41] 咱俩不一样啊啊
[00:07:46] 风格有差异
[00:07:49] 你那是模仿我这是原装的唇蛋
[00:07:56] 这样说你是唱旦角儿的旦角妩媚吗
[00:08:01] 你看见过我唱戏
[00:08:03] 哦
[00:08:04] 这是你的观众
[00:08:05] 那是啊
[00:08:06] 你就一个观众多着呢啊
[00:08:09] 叫我们旦角
[00:08:11] 嗯
[00:08:11] 你怎么样啊
[00:08:12] 我们倒是说相声都得学
[00:08:14] 我听说过你也会唱戏啊
[00:08:16] 学过
[00:08:17] 但是一点皮毛而已
[00:08:18] 那没关系
[00:08:19] 嗯
[00:08:19] 哪天吧
[00:08:20] 哪天上我们家
[00:08:21] 别
[00:08:21] 别上我们家
[00:08:22] 我搞搞
[00:08:22] 你就不给您添麻烦了啊
[00:08:28] 你那意思
[00:08:29] 改天要给我们大伙儿展示一下您的艺术
[00:08:32] 对呀
[00:08:32] 别哪天了
[00:08:33] 怎么了
[00:08:34] 你都84 了
[00:08:36] 不定哪天就完了
[00:08:39] 选日子不如撞日子
[00:08:41] 怎么样
[00:08:41] 今天就挺好
[00:08:43] 今天在这儿给大伙儿唱出戏
[00:08:45] 你看怎么样
[00:08:46] 唱一回不好
[00:08:47] 为什么
[00:08:48] 为什么跟我配的人没有来呀
[00:08:53] 你非得等二八月吗
[00:08:59] 老猫来了
[00:09:00] 是不是什么叫配的人
[00:09:02] 跟我配戏的人没有来
[00:09:04] 他们都已经被捕啦
[00:09:08] 就我自个
[00:09:08] 我怎么唱啊
[00:09:09] 各还各
[00:09:14] 你要是能看得过去的话
[00:09:16] 那今天我帮您一出怎么样
[00:09:20] 咱们俩之人唱一回
[00:09:21] 哎呀呀
[00:09:24] 两只灵一个
[00:09:27] 你算两只
[00:09:29] 咱们俩人唱一回可以吗
[00:09:30] 你行吗
[00:09:31] 我主要是看帖达子吗
[00:09:34] 你是唱什么的呀
[00:09:35] 啊
[00:09:36] 我们说相声什么都得学
[00:09:38] 嗯
[00:09:38] 生旦净丑都得会
[00:09:40] 但是不是专业的
[00:09:41] 那关键是看你相好吗
[00:09:43] 行
[00:09:44] 咱们唱一首河北梆子
[00:09:45] 河北梆子好极了
[00:09:46] 你挑剔吧
[00:09:48] 反正我挑剔啊
[00:09:49] 我专业呀
[00:09:52] 我会1 万多出啦
[00:09:54] 恐怕你会拿这些
[00:09:58] 我有药你有病吧
[00:10:08] 你吃多少我有多少
[00:10:11] 我有多少你能吃多少吗
[00:10:14] 这有水就预备吃药用的
[00:10:19] 这谁台上GE 2杯水的没影儿的事吗
[00:10:21] 别废话啊
[00:10:23] 啊
[00:10:27] 你要死你啊
[00:10:29] 谢我是不是
[00:10:30] 谢谢你还没收费呢
[00:10:32] 嗯
[00:10:33] 行
[00:10:33] 好吧
[00:10:34] 我会的
[00:10:35] 信你都不会呀
[00:10:37] 寡妇门前是非多
[00:10:38] 你听过吗
[00:10:41] 要有这个戏
[00:10:42] 河北梆子何愁不振兴一个光喜看寡妇一个光棍激情的一宿听过吗
[00:10:50] 额
[00:10:51] 这是上下本
[00:10:54] 这你都没听
[00:10:55] 所以说你调戏吧
[00:10:56] 好吗
[00:10:57] 那个寡妇要方便
[00:10:58] 来回也行啊
[00:11:01] 不不方便
[00:11:02] 因为那是我演的
[00:11:04] 好吧
[00:11:05] 我们唱着传统剧目
[00:11:06] 好吧好吧
[00:11:06] 嗯嗯
[00:11:07] 有一出河北梆子叫白蛇传
[00:11:12] 好好好好
[00:11:14] 就唱这个了啊
[00:11:15] 真会挑戏啊
[00:11:16] 你瞧瞧白蛇传
[00:11:17] 这是一条大长虫
[00:11:19] 这侄儿说话真牙碜
[00:11:21] 一条大白蛇啊
[00:11:23] 行
[00:11:24] 就来这
[00:11:24] 我来白蛇怎么样
[00:11:26] 我感觉吗
[00:11:27] 啊
[00:11:27] 你来转
[00:11:33] 我晕车
[00:11:36] 我在to la
[00:11:38] 没关系啊
[00:11:39] 没关系
[00:11:39] 怎么就没关系啊
[00:11:41] 不像人话怎么呢
[00:11:43] 你这头会不会
[00:11:44] 当然会啦
[00:11:45] 白蛇传
[00:11:45] 白娘子
[00:11:46] 白真素啊
[00:11:47] 哎哟
[00:11:47] 喂
[00:11:49] 喝点儿大油吧
[00:11:51] 真素受不了
[00:11:54] 不是真素吗
[00:11:55] 真素哪行去啊
[00:11:57] 素贞
[00:11:58] 不一样吗
[00:11:59] 那能一样吗
[00:12:01] 白素贞
[00:12:02] 你
[00:12:02] 你来谁
[00:12:03] 我来许仙
[00:12:04] 许仙姓许名仙
[00:12:06] 字三多
[00:12:10] 你来这个得知道这许仙长什么样的
[00:12:13] 这个我长着呢
[00:12:15] 你来许仙
[00:12:16] 我来许仙
[00:12:17] 不好不好
[00:12:18] 我来铁锨吧
[00:12:18] 我就有这模样
[00:12:20] 许仙吗
[00:12:21] 你这模样都白娘子啦
[00:12:26] 你别取现啦啊
[00:12:28] 你发海儿
[00:12:30] 咱俩发小吧
[00:12:32] 你发海儿
[00:12:33] 哎
[00:12:33] 我来小青儿
[00:12:34] 你追求我a 来来不象人话
[00:12:40] 这都知道
[00:12:40] 这不行
[00:12:41] 这出戏
[00:12:42] 看来您不清头啊
[00:12:43] 换一个吧
[00:12:44] 咱们来一出秦香莲
[00:12:46] 怎么样
[00:12:46] 什么秦香莲
[00:12:49] 不会
[00:12:51] 不会
[00:12:52] 你那么兴奋干嘛呀
[00:12:53] 就仿佛要会是的
[00:12:56] 那管个蛋用啊
[00:13:02] 说话龌龊龌龊龌龊郭就是你什么嘴
[00:13:07] 这是龌龊郭啊
[00:13:09] 什么嘴啊
[00:13:10] 为所欲龌龊郭啊
[00:13:12] 我们老两口子合适整合
[00:13:14] 姚兴啊
[00:13:15] 秦香莲怎么样
[00:13:17] 不行啊
[00:13:18] 那你来谁呀
[00:13:20] 秦香莲
[00:13:21] 我来包工也行啊
[00:13:22] 那哪行
[00:13:24] 这么样
[00:13:24] 反正是挺黑的
[00:13:26] 当然什么话这叫没有合适的
[00:13:29] 再说我来相连也没有那个
[00:13:31] 那俩小孩儿啊
[00:13:33] 喔
[00:13:34] 是不是看张德武刘源儿还没走呢
[00:13:37] 球员孙悦一人来一个啊
[00:13:39] 换一个吧
[00:13:40] 再换一个
[00:13:41] 我可会的不多
[00:13:42] 我再说一个
[00:13:43] 如果说你要不唱
[00:13:44] 咱鞠躬下台别捣乱好吗
[00:13:47] 啊呃
[00:13:48] 呃
[00:13:48] 分河湾怎么样
[00:13:50] 什么信纷河湾
[00:13:51] 鞠躬下台
[00:13:52] 哎
[00:13:52] 真啊
[00:13:57] 怎么啦
[00:13:59] 你这个人很诚实啊
[00:14:01] 哼
[00:14:02] 什么信纷河湾
[00:14:04] 村河湾
[00:14:04] 那会不会
[00:14:05] 哎
[00:14:05] 我以为风河湾呢
[00:14:08] 哦
[00:14:08] 我给说错了
[00:14:09] 哈
[00:14:10] 我给说成汾河湾了
[00:14:12] 我听成了啊
[00:14:14] 那咱们就来汾河湾吧
[00:14:16] 行
[00:14:16] 来河湾好不好啊
[00:14:17] 行
[00:14:19] 来吧
[00:14:21] 哪儿就来
[00:14:22] 你等大夫呢
[00:14:23] 是怎么着
[00:14:24] 唱戏吗
[00:14:25] 是唱
[00:14:26] 怎么唱法儿啊
[00:14:27] 你说呢
[00:14:27] 咱们得分分人物啊
[00:14:29] 还有人物呢
[00:14:32] 你以为这是风景画呢
[00:14:35] 嗨
[00:14:36] 那行来吧
[00:14:38] 哎呀
[00:14:38] 宝贝儿
[00:14:38] 你晚上是没少吃
[00:14:40] 真的
[00:14:40] 嗯
[00:14:41] 咱们分类里边儿是两个人物
[00:14:44] 一个老生
[00:14:44] 一个蛋饺儿
[00:14:45] 我来旦角
[00:14:47] 你来老生
[00:14:48] 你行吗
[00:14:49] 身体老生够呛
[00:14:53] 偶尔还行计划生育旅行啊
[00:14:58] 是人话吗
[00:14:58] 怎么了
[00:14:59] 唱戏的老生行当
[00:15:01] 带胡子的男人
[00:15:03] 哎哟
[00:15:03] 解释的真透彻
[00:15:06] 我来旦角啊
[00:15:08] 这个旦角叫柳迎春
[00:15:10] 也叫柳银环
[00:15:12] 柳银环可以吗
[00:15:13] 过来
[00:15:14] 你来这个啊
[00:15:15] 那我来这个
[00:15:16] 薛仁贵
[00:15:17] 薛仁贵老生可以马
[00:15:19] 柳银环和薛仁贵什么关系呢
[00:15:21] 啊
[00:15:22] 这是夫妻二人
[00:15:26] 啊啊
[00:15:27] 夫妻二人
[00:15:28] 两口子
[00:15:29] 我告诉你
[00:15:30] 姓郭的
[00:15:33] 就这么一会儿
[00:15:33] 知道吗
[00:15:39] 唱完了
[00:15:40] 你走你的
[00:15:40] 我走我的
[00:15:41] 甭拽着我上你们家去
[00:15:43] 我不去你当真的了
[00:15:46] 孙子可不唱戏吗
[00:15:52] 我往家弄一个
[00:15:53] 他就说
[00:15:54] 买藏獒
[00:15:59] 别废话
[00:16:01] 咱就唱这个
[00:16:01] 你准备好了吗
[00:16:02] 准备好了
[00:16:03] 好极了
[00:16:04] 嗯
[00:16:04] 坏了坏了
[00:16:06] 你怎么老贴饽饽
[00:16:08] 是怎么着
[00:16:08] 坏了什么
[00:16:09] 坏了坏了
[00:16:10] 买新的不是您呢
[00:16:12] 您这个剧场有帘儿吗
[00:16:16] 去干嘛呀
[00:16:17] 什么什么帘儿啊
[00:16:18] 咱唱的fu Xi Xi 呀
[00:16:20] 不带睡觉的
[00:16:25] 龌龊锅巴
[00:16:29] 弱智乐
[00:16:32] 哎呀
[00:16:32] 要了亲命了
[00:16:33] 我就得死在这
[00:16:34] 我告诉你
[00:16:35] 不是那个啊
[00:16:36] 哪个有连马唱戏
[00:16:38] He 拉上了
[00:16:39] 又拉开了
[00:16:39] 那个帘儿
[00:16:41] 您跟阳台上唱惯了吧
[00:16:43] China
[00:16:45] 大木
[00:16:46] 大木说大木
[00:16:47] 怕你不懂这种舞台
[00:16:49] 这属于是开放式的
[00:16:50] 古典式的
[00:16:51] 不是你说的俱乐部那个镜框式的舞台啊
[00:16:53] 这个没有没有话又说回来了啊
[00:16:55] 搭桌子
[00:16:56] 分出前后台来
[00:16:57] 咱们都有办法做
[00:16:59] 比成样
[00:16:59] 比划一下就是了嘛
[00:17:01] 那
[00:17:01] 那也唱不了
[00:17:02] 怎么呢
[00:17:02] 唱不了
[00:17:03] 因为我出门啊
[00:17:04] 出门的时候比较匆忙
[00:17:06] 我没有带着装过
[00:17:09] 所以
[00:17:09] 哎呀
[00:17:09] 这个点儿人家关门儿了啊
[00:17:13] 再一个
[00:17:13] 你还有气儿呢
[00:17:16] 你不就
[00:17:17] 不是你不明白装就是你们的行话
[00:17:19] 管它叫兽医
[00:17:22] 那我没说错呀
[00:17:24] 还是死了呗
[00:17:25] 不是这个舞台上穿的花花绿绿的
[00:17:27] 你穿这个烧也行
[00:17:30] 完事儿看不出来
[00:17:31] 不是中侥幸一大煎饼
[00:17:32] 然后有鸵鸟啊
[00:17:34] 皮皮虾呀
[00:17:34] 哎呀
[00:17:35] 大于呀
[00:17:36] 跳蚤外国鸡这事啊
[00:17:38] 就那个
[00:17:39] 您说是唱戏的衣服是吧
[00:17:41] 啊
[00:17:41] 对啊
[00:17:41] 那可不叫兽医
[00:17:42] 那叫邢头
[00:17:44] 我说行投
[00:17:45] 我怕你不懂哦
[00:17:47] 我不懂啊
[00:17:48] 我明白
[00:17:48] 这会儿时候你母亲还没结婚呢
[00:17:53] 爸爸您说什么呢
[00:17:55] 说唱戏的事儿来吧
[00:17:58] 好了吗
[00:17:59] 没有服装怎么办怎么办呢
[00:18:01] 我觉着做比成样就可以啊
[00:18:03] 就穿这个就行
[00:18:03] 分出男角女角来就不怎么区分呢
[00:18:07] 哟
[00:18:07] 这还真是个事儿啊
[00:18:08] 您现在是个男的
[00:18:09] 但是我我一会儿也马上就要成为女的了
[00:18:13] 是吧
[00:18:14] 啊
[00:18:14] 我化妆的现改刀可来不及
[00:18:16] 你我化妆吧
[00:18:17] 你上哪儿化妆呢
[00:18:18] 等
[00:18:18] 等着
[00:18:19] 我等不了
[00:18:20] 你别等了啊
[00:18:20] 你别死了就行啊
[00:18:23] 要了亲命了吗
[00:18:25] 这不是啊
[00:18:26] 啊哎
[00:18:28] 没等唱他回来了啊
[00:18:30] 你这是把哪个孩子的戒指拿来了啊
[00:18:34] 要了亲命呐
[00:18:35] 谁把这端走
[00:18:37] 你别走啊啊
[00:18:41] 这场建国30 多年来见不着了啊
[00:18:46] 好好好好
[00:18:49] 这一般用完了之后得洗
[00:18:50] 你知道吗
[00:18:51] 什么这是孩子用的戒子
[00:18:53] 我看说什么听不见了
[00:18:56] 哈
[00:18:57] 耳朵噢
[00:18:59] 哎
[00:19:00] 就这样吧
[00:19:00] 我带你找黑猫警长一只耳啊
[00:19:06] 怎么着
[00:19:07] 挺好的把那个也知道吗
[00:19:08] 好吧
[00:19:09] 哎
[00:19:10] 你就这样了啊啊
[00:19:12] 黑啊
[00:19:17] 这这这姿势比划的是真好看
[00:19:21] 谁二谁知道啊
[00:19:23] 这边等你呢
[00:19:24] 看见了来都参观参观吧
[00:19:26] 啊
[00:19:26] 看看吧
[00:19:27] 哎
[00:19:28] 行了行了
[00:19:29] 差不多了
[00:19:29] 差不多了
[00:19:29] 别嫌丢人啊
[00:19:31] 抬头挺好
[00:19:34] 嗯
[00:19:34] 好了
[00:19:35] 这就差不多了是吧
[00:19:37] 他说什么
[00:19:38] 他说我是芙蓉姐姐
[00:19:41] 芙蓉姐夫你可配你们老俩口子这儿碰见了啊
[00:19:47] 咱们把桌子搭一搭
[00:19:48] 分出前后台
[00:19:50] 分离前台
[00:19:51] 桌子前面为前台
[00:19:52] 桌子后边为后台
[00:19:53] 哈
[00:19:54] 好吗
[00:19:54] 哈
[00:19:55] 谁大呢
[00:19:57] 你来
[00:20:01] 哪儿来吧
[00:20:02] 我这桌怎么做的啊
[00:20:05] 我还需要一把椅子
[00:20:07] 需要一把椅子
[00:20:08] 在哪儿的椅子
[00:20:09] 那怎么谁去搬呢
[00:20:10] 哎呀
[00:20:10] 我去搬去吧
[00:20:12] 合适吗
[00:20:13] 不合适你去吧
[00:20:15] 我去搬
[00:20:16] 我去搬吧
[00:20:17] 我来吧我去吧
[00:20:26] 这都我发明的
[00:20:28] 你
[00:20:29] 嗯
[00:20:37] 搬个小椅子来啊
[00:20:40] 行吧
[00:20:40] 这个可以拉来
[00:20:41] 这个好极了啊
[00:20:42] 放心吧
[00:20:43] 来吧
[00:20:43] 咱们就开始吧
[00:20:44] 现在开始
[00:20:45] 炫在开始
[00:20:50] 这就是上场门的九龙口啊
[00:20:53] 好吗
[00:20:53] 啊
[00:20:54] 这头一场是你先上
[00:20:55] 嗯嗯
[00:20:56] 你是唱搭调a
[00:20:58] 来吧
[00:21:00] 啊
[00:21:01] 什么发票发票啊发票
[00:21:13] 有买的你就弄走吧
[00:21:14] 真的
[00:21:16] 是不是你让我唱撒掉的
[00:21:18] 你逮着理啦
[00:21:20] 怎么的呢
[00:21:21] 搭调不让你跟着上吊啊
[00:21:24] 你得唱
[00:21:25] 丁山儿该来了啊
[00:21:26] 老头儿啊
[00:21:27] 就是老词儿嘛
[00:21:28] 从这儿唱啊
[00:21:30] 你以为打开天辟地来呢
[00:21:33] 嗨嗨
[00:21:34] 什么啊
[00:21:40] 该来了
[00:21:41] 该来了哎
[00:21:47] 啦啦啦啦啊了
[00:22:04] 这不像话
[00:22:05] 这个你不像话
[00:22:06] 你这是河北梆子啊
[00:22:08] 怎么听像河南大平调似的啊
[00:22:11] 河北帮子搭调吗
[00:22:13] 你不会啊啊啊
[00:22:16] 谁不会啊
[00:22:17] 不是很简单吗
[00:22:18] 不是这么这么唱不行吗
[00:22:20] 这么唱不是特别合适
[00:22:22] 那怎么的呢
[00:22:23] 啊
[00:22:24] 这很简单
[00:22:24] 这你你给我来一个
[00:22:27] 怎么还得我来一个来
[00:22:29] 我们不是这很简单的
[00:22:34] 所以梆子旦角的搭调吗啊
[00:22:43] 这个嘛
[00:22:47] 好听吗吗
[00:22:50] 比你那个好听
[00:22:53] 您这有孕
[00:22:55] 哦
[00:22:55] 你那不晕呐
[00:22:57] 那你瞧瞧去吧啊
[00:23:06] 啊啊啊啊
[00:23:22] 什么意思啊
[00:23:23] 我要死
[00:23:23] 你这是让各位瞧瞧
[00:23:24] 让各位评评理啊
[00:23:26] 怎么我倒饬的这么漂亮
[00:23:27] 这么子女
[00:23:30] 这俩字你会写吗
[00:23:32] 你还没说又狗狗又丢丢呢
[00:23:36] 还拿这事挡着我笑话吗
[00:23:38] 哎哟
[00:23:39] 糊涂
[00:23:40] 这不唱戏嘛
[00:23:42] 这边叫出将
[00:23:43] 边录像边教小边儿较大边儿
[00:23:46] 边儿是上场门儿
[00:23:48] 这边儿是下场门
[00:23:50] 下场门没有做比成样
[00:23:52] 我拿着挡着你
[00:23:53] 这好比啊
[00:23:54] 就是门口的门帘儿啊
[00:23:57] 这是门帘子呀
[00:23:58] 您睡醒了
[00:23:58] 你以为呢
[00:23:59] 嗨
[00:24:00] 我等着门帘子
[00:24:03] 竹帘子呀
[00:24:04] 怎么了
[00:24:05] 准备好了吗
[00:24:06] 好家伙
[00:24:07] 真没劲
[00:24:12] 啊啊
[00:24:26] Na
[00:24:28] 不断的接我呀
[00:24:30] 我就没带帖子就完了
[00:24:32] 怎么了
[00:24:32] 我又不是你的手
[00:24:33] 干嘛呢
[00:24:34] 你讲不讲理
[00:24:35] 我怎么不讲理了
[00:24:36] 我问你
[00:24:36] 你这是什么呀
[00:24:37] 这是门帘
[00:24:38] 骂我不带门框
[00:24:41] 你们夹肉门框
[00:24:45] XXX
[00:24:52] 啊啊啊
[00:25:05] 真是狗叫唤啊胎的领头领头领头
[00:25:11] 大气大财当里格楞里格楞里格楞里格楞的啷哩咯哩咯啷的当
[00:25:37] 啊
[00:25:41] 这是一窝哈胚胎的领头领头拿起打胎啷里格楞里格楞里格楞里格楞的当啷哩咯哩咯哩咯啷
[00:26:01] 打狗了是怎么着啊胎嘞大器大才楞里格楞
[00:26:25] 啷啷哩个啷哩当哩个啷
[00:26:42] 好了
[00:26:45] 要了亲命了
[00:26:46] 就唱唱戏呀
[00:26:48] 给我唱了废话咱这个词儿吧
[00:26:52] 我都没听说过
[00:26:53] 怎么唱一半儿对词儿啊
[00:26:55] 你师傅跟我师傅教的不一样
[00:26:57] 你师父黑社会的
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