[00:00:00] Gaston (加斯顿) - Josh Gad/Luke Evans/Ensemble - Beauty and the Beast [00:00:05] // [00:00:05] Written by:Alan Menken/Howard Ashman [00:00:10] // [00:00:10] Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston [00:00:13] 天呐 看到你我心神不宁 加斯顿 [00:00:13] Looking so down in the dumps [00:00:17] 你看起来情绪很低落 [00:00:17] Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston [00:00:20] 这里的每个人都想成为你 加斯顿 [00:00:20] Even when taking your lumps [00:00:23] 即使你有不少缺点 [00:00:23] There's no man in town as admired as you [00:00:26] 在这个小镇上 每个人都羡慕你 [00:00:26] You're everyone's favorite guy [00:00:29] 因为所有人都爱你 [00:00:29] Everyone's awed and inspired by you [00:00:34] 人人都尊重你也敬畏你 [00:00:34] And it's not very hard to see why [00:00:41] 而且这并不足为奇 [00:00:41] No one's slick as Gaston [00:00:45] 没人像加斯顿一样机灵 [00:00:45] No one's quick as Gaston [00:00:47] 没人像加斯顿一样敏锐 [00:00:47] No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston [00:00:51] 没人像加斯顿一样强壮 [00:00:51] For there's no man in town half as manly [00:00:54] 这镇上的人都没有你一半的男子气概 [00:00:54] Perfect a pure paragon [00:00:57] 如此完美 你就是我们的榜样 [00:00:57] You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley [00:01:01] 你可以向任何人打听 [00:01:01] And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on [00:01:06] 他们会告诉你 他们愿意站在哪一边 [00:01:06] Who plays darts like Gaston [00:01:11] 谁能像加斯顿一样百发百中 [00:01:11] Who breaks hearts like Gaston [00:01:12] 谁能像加斯顿一样直击人心 [00:01:12] Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston [00:01:16] 谁能比得上加斯顿一丁一点 [00:01:16] As a specimen yes I'm intimidating [00:01:20] 作为一个榜样 是的 我让人望而生畏 [00:01:20] My what a guy that Gaston [00:01:23] 加斯顿是多么伟大啊 [00:01:23] I needed encouragement [00:01:25] 我需要受到鼓励 [00:01:25] Thank you LeFou [00:01:26] 谢谢你 来福 [00:01:26] Well there's no one as easy to bolster as you [00:01:32] 没人会像你一样支持我 [00:01:32] Too much [00:01:34] 太夸张了吗 [00:01:34] Yep [00:01:35] 是的 [00:01:35] No one fights like Gaston [00:01:39] 没人像加斯顿一样英勇战斗 [00:01:39] Douses lights like Gaston [00:01:41] 像加斯顿一样无所畏惧 [00:01:41] In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston [00:01:44] 在摔跤比赛中 没人会像加斯顿一样咬人 [00:01:44] When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver [00:01:48] 当我狩猎时 我会颤抖着悄悄潜行 [00:01:48] And beasts of the field say a prayer [00:01:53] 来到野兽所在之地 虔心祈祷 [00:01:53] First I carefully aim for the liver [00:01:56] 首先我瞄准目标 [00:01:56] Then I shoot from behind [00:01:58] 然后从背后袭击 [00:01:58] Is that fair [00:01:59] 这样公平吗 [00:01:59] I don't care [00:02:01] 我才不在乎 [00:02:01] No one hits like Gaston [00:02:03] 没人像加斯顿一样突然袭击 [00:02:03] Matches wits like Gaston [00:02:04] 像加斯顿一样斗智斗勇 [00:02:04] In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston [00:02:08] 在口水大战中 没人会像加斯顿那样努力 [00:02:08] I'm especially good at expectorating [00:02:16] 我特别擅长吐口水 [00:02:16] Ten points for Gaston [00:02:20] 加斯顿完胜 [00:02:20] When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs [00:02:23] 年轻的时候 我能吃四打鸡蛋 [00:02:23] Every morning to help me get large [00:02:26] 每天早上我都变得更加强壮 [00:02:26] And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs [00:02:30] 现在长大了 我能吃五打鸡蛋 [00:02:30] So I'm roughly the size of a barge [00:03:21] 所以我现在强壮如牛 [00:03:21] Who has brains like Gaston [00:03:23] 谁能像加斯顿一样头脑聪颖 [00:03:23] Entertains like Gaston [00:03:24] 像加斯顿一样令人愉悦 [00:03:24] Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston [00:03:30] 谁能像加斯顿一样忍受没完没了的重复事情