[00:00:00] Idiot Savant - Chords [00:00:05] I got a catscan that proves [00:00:06] I′m half-animal half-man [00:00:08] Puttin’ the squeeze on rap bands [00:00:09] Like a lap-dance at fat camp [00:00:10] You seen Chords where’s he at man [00:00:12] I’m probably at your local capstand [00:00:14] Smoking the afghan [00:00:15] Who always gets the last laugh Me [00:00:17] See your demo went from [00:00:19] Your hand to my hand [00:00:19] Straight to the trash can [00:00:21] Physically human but a ghost at heart [00:00:22] See I’ve been off the wall like stolen art [00:00:25] Before Napoleon Bonapart [00:00:26] Before Joan of Arc was burnt to a crisp [00:00:28] Before Noah’s Arc departed [00:00:29] I was the first to enlist it sucka [00:00:31] The mark of the beast might swerve your way [00:00:33] When I run up [00:00:34] Armed to the teeth like Kurt Cobain [00:00:36] And turn the henhouse [00:00:37] You call a crew into Cordon Bleu [00:00:39] Put a match to my ass fart at you [00:00:40] Start a barbecue [00:00:41] In a bar or two I’ll [00:00:43] End the verse with a cliffhanger [00:00:44] Guess who rolled up on you [00:00:45] Not full of shit like Biff Tannen [00:00:46] It goes Who I [00:00:48] When I walk inside a room since [00:00:49] I got caught riding a broom [00:00:50] On the dark side of the moon [00:00:52] It goes Who I [00:00:53] And suddenly they forfeit [00:00:54] Cause Chords hit their [00:00:55] Chest with a flying horse kick [00:00:56] It goes Who I [00:00:58] When Chords rolls through in a Yugo [00:01:00] Poppin bottles of Pruno [00:01:01] It goes Who I [00:01:03] Ooh Aah [00:01:04] Ooh Aah [00:01:05] Ooh Aah [00:01:07] Rappers can’t hang [00:01:08] If they could they’d be swinging off my balls [00:01:11] ‘Cause I got body blows [00:01:12] That turn your entourage to kosmonauts [00:01:13] For no apparent reason [00:01:14] I strap on a pair of cleats [00:01:15] And open up a bagfull of severe beatings [00:01:17] You know me the guy [00:01:18] Who talks with his spit glands [00:01:19] And spends his weekends [00:01:21] Moonwalking on quicksand [00:01:23] Who stormed your crib [00:01:24] Called it home [00:01:25] Forcing you to pledge allegiance [00:01:26] With a cobblestone to your collarbone [00:01:28] Chords [00:01:28] Don’t give a f**k if I live or die [00:01:31] So go ahead and kill me [00:01:32] Shit I be back by dinnertime [00:01:33] This ain’t the little leagues [00:01:34] I won’t stop ’til I got a thousand Billy Jeans [00:01:36] From Italy to the Phillipines [00:01:38] ‘Cause it’s instilled in me [00:01:39] To spit raps that [00:01:40] Leave a disaster path like the aftermath [00:01:42] Of stampeding wilderbeast [00:01:43] So don’t be fooled playa [00:01:45] You’re only on top of the game [00:01:47] ’cause I knocked you out by the pool table [00:01:49] It goes Who I [00:01:50] When I walk inside a room since [00:01:51] I got caught riding a broom [00:01:53] On the dark side of the moon [00:01:54] It goes Who I [00:01:55] And suddenly they forfeit [00:01:56] Cause Chords hit their [00:01:57] Chest with a flying horse kick [00:01:58] It goes Who I [00:02:00] When Chords rolls through in a Yugo [00:02:02] Poppin bottles of Pruno [00:02:03] It goes Who I [00:02:05] Ooh Aah [00:02:06] Ooh Aah [00:02:08] Ooh Aah [00:02:09] Some people wonder why [00:02:10] Under my mummified [00:02:11] Husk I’m numb inside [00:02:12] In a deep sleep waiting to come alive [00:02:14] And leave you knee-deep in the water of Shit’s Creek [00:02:17] Pip-squeeks scatter [00:02:18] When I stroll with Cujo on Mean Street [00:02:20] We can go to war with crowbars [00:02:21] Shoot-out like Lone Star [00:02:23] Either way your next stop is the bone yard [00:02:25] That ain’t a comet it’s just Chords in his cars [00:02:28] Smoking cigars behind the [00:02:29] Steering wheel orbiting Mars [00:02:30] Born grown not even a fetus at birth [00:02:32] This ain’t just rap asshole [00:02:33] This is genius at work [00:02:35] This is the type of shit you frame