[00:00:00] Crazy Rap - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)
[00:00:00] Wait a minute' man. Hey' check this out' tell it. It was this blind man' right?
[00:00:04] You were this blind man' right?
[00:00:06] He was feelin' his way down the street
[00:00:08] With this stick' right?
[00:00:09] Hey. He walked past this fish market'
[00:00:11] You know what I'm sayin'?
[00:00:12] He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said'
[00:00:16] Woooooo' good morning' ladies.
[00:00:21] You like that sh*t' man? Hey' man'
[00:00:23] I got a gang of that sh*t' man.
[00:00:25] I tell you what my man on the guitar'
[00:00:28] Fool on the drums'
[00:00:30] Everybody just crowd around the mic'
[00:00:31] I'll tell you all these mutha-f**kin' jokes.
[00:00:34] But first' I'ma start it off like this.
[00:00:36] Hey' help me sing it' homeboy.
[00:00:38] Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.
[00:00:42] We can go to the park after dark'
[00:00:45] Smoke that tumbleweed.
[00:00:47] And as the m*******a burns we can take our
[00:00:49] Turns' singing them dirty rap songs
[00:00:52] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech
[00:00:55] And Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
[00:00:57] So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
[00:01:01] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale'
[00:01:05] Skatin' on Dayton rims.
[00:01:06] So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
[00:01:09] Can I come to you
[00:01:12] If my tapes and my cds just don't sell'
[00:01:14] I bet my caddy will.
[00:01:16] Well it was just sundown in a small white town.
[00:01:19] They call it Eastside Palmdale.
[00:01:21] When the Afroman walked through the
[00:01:23] White land' houses went up for sale.
[00:01:26] Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds
[00:01:29] When I met a little girl named Jan.
[00:01:31] I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know
[00:01:33] Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.
[00:01:36] We f**ked on the bed' f**ked on the flo'' f**ked
[00:01:39] So long' I grew a f**kin' afro.
[00:01:41] Then I f**ked to the left' f**ked to the right.
[00:01:43] She sucked my dick 'til the sh*t turned white.
[00:01:46] I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba! Got my a**
[00:01:49] Lookin' like a ZEBRA!
[00:01:51] I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way'
[00:01:53] Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.
[00:01:55] I ran. I jumped out the back window'
[00:01:58] But her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4.
[00:02:00] Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right.
[00:02:03] The mutha-f**ker whooped my a** all night.
[00:02:05] But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's
[00:02:08] The best damn p**sy I ever had.
[00:02:10] I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine.
[00:02:12] I'm a f**k that b**ch just one more time.
[00:02:15] Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.
[00:02:20] We can go to the park after dark' smoke
[00:02:22] That tumbleweed.
[00:02:24] And as the m*******a burns we can take
[00:02:26] Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs
[00:02:29] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'
[00:02:32] Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
[00:02:34] So roll' roll' roll my joint.
[00:02:36] Pick out the seeds and stems.
[00:02:39] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through
[00:02:41] Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims.
[00:02:44] So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
[00:02:49] If my tapes and my cds just don't sell'
[00:02:51] I bet my caddy will.
[00:02:54] I met this lady in Hollywood.
[00:02:56] She had green hair'
[00:02:57] But damn she looked good.
[00:02:58] I took her to my house' cause she was fine'
[00:03:01] But she whipped out a dick
[00:03:02] That was bigger than mine.
[00:03:03] I met this lady from Japan'
[00:03:06] Never made love with an African.
[00:03:08] I f**ked her once' I f**ked her twice.
[00:03:10] I ate that p**sy like shrimp fried rice.
[00:03:13] Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya.
[00:03:16] I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
[00:03:18] Had a big butt and big titties' too'
[00:03:20] So I hopped in her a** like a kangaroo.
[00:03:22] See' I met this woman from Hawaii.
[00:03:25] Stuck it in her a**'
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