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[00:00:00] 生铁佛崔道成大战鲁智深
[00:00:05] 我甭介绍他是个什么人
[00:00:07] 你也清楚
[00:00:09] 这位纯属是个假牌儿的和尚穿这身衣服
[00:00:15] 这种打扮是护身符
[00:00:18] 实则乃是一个江洋大盗
[00:00:22] 内老道
[00:00:23] 崔晓以也是这个货色
[00:00:26] 他们两个人是到处流窜
[00:00:29] 打家劫舍
[00:00:30] 走到哪儿哪儿就是家
[00:00:33] 一年多来
[00:00:35] 他们就窝藏在这座废庙瓦罐寺里头
[00:00:40] 然后到外头做坏事儿
[00:00:43] 今天可巧遇上个花和尚鲁智深
[00:00:47] 也是报应临头了
[00:00:49] 既然叫生铁佛
[00:00:52] 就说明他体力相当好啊
[00:00:55] 跟铜打铁铸的一般
[00:00:59] 平常保养的也好
[00:01:01] 两臂一晃
[00:01:03] 能有600斤的力量
[00:01:05] 晃动掌中这条大棍大战
[00:01:09] 鲁智深啪重重跟鲁智深打了个平平
[00:01:19] 30 回合没分胜负
[00:01:22] 可鲁智深呢
[00:01:24] 有点冒汗了
[00:01:25] 什么原因要讲究功夫
[00:01:29] 气力鲁智深都超过生铁
[00:01:32] 佛
[00:01:33] 您别忘了
[00:01:34] 咱交代地清楚
[00:01:36] 鲁智深呢
[00:01:37] 一整天没吃饭
[00:01:41] 他这人饭量还大
[00:01:42] 饿得前腔贴了后抢
[00:01:46] 力量缺乏
[00:01:48] 今天遇上个劲敌
[00:01:51] 没把的力气怎么能打得了呢
[00:01:53] 因此身上腾腾冒汗
[00:01:57] 心里头直翻个儿
[00:02:00] 力量是一阵儿不如一阵儿
[00:02:03] 鲁智深心说不好
[00:02:06] 今天我要吃亏
[00:02:08] 可正在这时候呢
[00:02:10] 老道
[00:02:11] 飞天夜车崔晓以从屋出来了
[00:02:14] 手拎着双刀
[00:02:17] 哈哈哈哈
[00:02:20] 阳关大道而不走
[00:02:23] 地狱无门自来投
[00:02:26] 我们哥俩招你惹你了啊
[00:02:30] 你跑到这儿装相
[00:02:32] 你还想管闲事吗
[00:02:34] 师兄
[00:02:36] 来来来
[00:02:37] 咱哥俩收拾他
[00:02:39] 往前一窜谎
[00:02:41] 双刀加入战群呢
[00:02:44] 两个人是加工花和尚
[00:02:47] 感情这飞天夜叉也有两下子
[00:02:51] 刀光闪闪挂并封杀
[00:02:58] 这下鲁智深可顶不住
[00:03:00] 又打了20 回合
[00:03:02] 鲁智深实在顶不住
[00:03:05] 那么刚强的汉子
[00:03:07] 见势不好也得让步
[00:03:10] 因此鲁智深虚晃一铁铲
[00:03:13] 飞身形跳出圈外
[00:03:16] 到托铁铲转身就跑
[00:03:19] 这两个人了了啊啊
[00:03:21] 跑啦
[00:03:23] 我看你能跑哪去追
[00:03:25] 追他
[00:03:29] 别跑
[00:03:29] 你站住一只把
[00:03:33] 鲁智深免过庙外那座石桥
[00:03:37] 鲁智深各大腿长跑得也快
[00:03:40] 他们俩追了半天也没追上
[00:03:43] 到了石桥这儿
[00:03:44] 他俩不追了
[00:03:46] 可也累得够呛
[00:03:48] 往石桥的栏杆上一座狭
[00:03:54] 算你捡个便宜逃命去吧
[00:03:58] 将来别叫我们遇上你
[00:04:01] 遇上你在算账
[00:04:03] 鲁智深连头也不回呀
[00:04:07] 拖着大产一口气儿跑出有三里地去
[00:04:11] 累到什么程度都趴地上
[00:04:14] 就觉着脑袋嗡嗡
[00:04:18] 天旋地转
[00:04:20] 这心就跳成了一个
[00:04:22] 趴了有一个多时辰
[00:04:25] 啊
[00:04:26] 恢复了
[00:04:28] 他赶紧站起身来
[00:04:30] 晃动晃动四肢
[00:04:31] 卜拉卜楞脑袋
[00:04:33] 一看到边是树林
[00:04:36] 他靠在一棵树上
[00:04:39] 寻思刚才的事儿
[00:04:41] 真倒霉
[00:04:42] 管闲事二弄得两手骚啊
[00:04:46] 这怎么办呢
[00:04:47] 算了
[00:04:49] 天下那不平的事儿呢
[00:04:52] 该管的事儿太多太多了
[00:04:55] 我能管得过来吗
[00:04:57] 能管则管
[00:04:59] 不能啊
[00:05:00] 就算赶我的路
[00:05:02] 走我的吧
[00:05:04] 好在我没受伤
[00:05:06] 也没死
[00:05:07] 他们手儿这就算个便宜
[00:05:10] 可他走了两步
[00:05:11] 一想
[00:05:12] 不行
[00:05:13] 我不能走
[00:05:15] 他带着个大包袱
[00:05:17] 那包袱里边儿除了换身的衣服之外
[00:05:22] 还有袈裟、僧帽、僧袜、僧鞋
[00:05:26] 这都是真长老临别记念给她的
[00:05:30] 说什么这东西他不能扔掉
[00:05:33] 另外呢
[00:05:35] 还有不少金银器皿
[00:05:38] 叫他踩扁了
[00:05:39] 都在那包里头包着
[00:05:41] 家底儿都在那儿呢
[00:05:45] 咱们说的清楚
[00:05:47] 鲁智深一进瓦罐寺
[00:05:50] 东找没人儿
[00:05:52] 西找没人儿
[00:05:53] 后来找到香积厨了
[00:05:56] 他把这包袱放到那个锅台上了
[00:06:00] 而后遇上四个老老和尚发生这些事儿
[00:06:05] 这会儿跑了
[00:06:06] 那包给谁
[00:06:09] 鲁智深
[00:06:10] 一响我还得回去
[00:06:11] 得把我的包袱拿出来
[00:06:15] 哎呀
[00:06:17] 要回去
[00:06:18] 是B
[00:06:19] 得郁症
[00:06:20] 一僧一道还得玩儿命
[00:06:22] 我打不过他们
[00:06:24] 哪怕让我吃顿饱饭我在打
[00:06:27] 我也就不怕了
[00:06:29] 上哪儿找饭去
[00:06:32] 往兜里一摸
[00:06:33] 坏了兜里啊
[00:06:35] 连一个老钱也没有
[00:06:37] 这奔东京万水千山
[00:06:39] 莫非我还能喝西北风吗
[00:06:43] 真急煞金森
[00:06:46] 哎哎
[00:06:48] 哎郑
[00:06:48] 这时候他冷不丁发现呢
[00:06:52] 树林里对我人这人探头所恼的碳鲁智深看了两眼之后
[00:06:59] 那位还跺了一下脚
[00:07:01] 吐了口吐沫
[00:07:02] 呸呲溜就回去了
[00:07:05] 嗯
[00:07:07] 鲁智深心说这是干什么的
[00:07:11] 看那样贼头贼脑地
[00:07:13] 莫非要打我的主意
[00:07:16] 嘿
[00:07:17] 这可好
[00:07:19] 我这阵儿都快穷疯了
[00:07:21] 都饿急了
[00:07:22] 还有人想算计我啊
[00:07:25] 截道的贼怎么办呢
[00:07:28] 干脆我把它结了得了
[00:07:31] 这叫良心丧于困地
[00:07:34] 我看看你身上带着多少金银
[00:07:37] 有没有吃的
[00:07:39] 你看这多好
[00:07:41] 鲁智深不但不怕拖着大铁铲奔
[00:07:44] 这人儿来了
[00:07:46] 可到这一找啊
[00:07:47] 没了
[00:07:48] 你想茂密的树林
[00:07:52] 那草都有多深
[00:07:54] 要藏个人儿上哪儿找去
[00:07:56] 鲁智深就在这骂
[00:07:58] 出来
[00:07:59] 兔仔子
[00:08:01] 你不是想接到吗
[00:08:04] 衰家来了
[00:08:05] 你倒是接呀
[00:08:08] 有种的你露露面
[00:08:11] 你藏着不算英雄好汉
[00:08:15] 我告诉你啊
[00:08:16] 你要再不出来
[00:08:17] 我可要放火了
[00:08:19] 烧你个王八日的
[00:08:22] 呃
[00:08:23] 这一顿臭骂果然有效果
[00:08:27] 就听有人在草丛之中喊了一声
[00:08:30] 呔
[00:08:32] 秃驴休得胡言
[00:08:34] 爷爷来了
[00:08:36] 野草往
[00:08:38] 左右一分陈
[00:08:39] 窜出一条好汉
[00:08:42] 少伦葡萄籽楼头变动
[00:08:47] 卢智深说一声来的好
[00:08:49] 横铁铲往外招架
[00:08:51] Pa 招招一句话没说
[00:08:56] 俩人打起来了
[00:08:57] 打了六七个照面儿
[00:09:00] 那位虚晃一扑
[00:09:01] 刀飞身形跳出圈外卖
[00:09:04] 先别打
[00:09:05] 我说您是鲁达师兄吧
[00:09:08] 是卤的
[00:09:09] 哥们儿鲁智深饿的眼都蓝了
[00:09:13] 连熟人都认不出来了
[00:09:15] 听这为这一说
[00:09:17] 他妈脑袋扑棱扑棱
[00:09:19] 揉揉眼睛仔细打量来人
[00:09:23] 哎哟
[00:09:24] 兄弟
[00:09:26] Hui
[00:09:27] 鲨鱼凶啦
[00:09:29] 你怎么在这儿
[00:09:31] 莫非做梦不成
[00:09:34] 两人同时把家伙扔地上
[00:09:38] 然后四只大手握在一起
[00:09:41] 高兴得不得了
[00:09:43] 妹妹说
[00:09:44] 这主是谁呀
[00:09:45] 九纹龙史进
[00:09:49] 前面说咱说了
[00:09:52] 九纹龙离开少华山去延安府找镇边使种粮
[00:10:01] 结果路过渭州遇上鲁智深
[00:10:05] 后来在十字路口儿又遇上打虎将李忠
[00:10:09] 三个人上潘家楼儿去喝酒
[00:10:12] 遇上卖唱的金氏父女
[00:10:15] 鲁智深拳打镇关西
[00:10:18] 伤了人命
[00:10:19] 官府4 Y 通缉
[00:10:23] 有人告发说
[00:10:25] 在案子没发生之前
[00:10:28] 鲁达在潘家楼请客吃饭
[00:10:31] 还有俩人儿
[00:10:33] 其中有个小伙
[00:10:35] 20 多岁
[00:10:37] 可能住到王家店的
[00:10:40] 就这样观念的人找史进去了
[00:10:44] 史进那也非常聪明
[00:10:48] 当他得知这些事情之后
[00:10:50] 吓的连面儿也没敢露
[00:10:52] 从后墙跳出去溜之乎了
[00:10:55] 这些日子混的也不怎么地
[00:10:58] 钱也花光了
[00:11:01] 人也没找着
[00:11:03] 举目无亲
[00:11:04] 抬头无辜
[00:11:05] 后来九纹龙史进没办法了
[00:11:08] 心说爸爸良心丧于困地
[00:11:13] 干脆我也接到吧
[00:11:15] 我也不能瞪眼饿死
[00:11:18] 刚要接到
[00:11:20] 正好遇上鲁智深
[00:11:23] 这就是以往的经过
[00:11:25] 等九纹龙把经过说完了
[00:11:28] 鲁达点了点头
[00:11:30] 兄弟
[00:11:32] 你倒霉倒到哥哥我身上了
[00:11:35] 我对不起你
[00:11:36] 哎
[00:11:36] 大哥怎么说这话时也命也运也人不信这个不行啊
[00:11:44] 跟哥哥毫无关系
[00:11:47] A 哥哥
[00:11:49] 你
[00:11:50] 你怎么啦
[00:11:52] 一开始我都没认出是你了
[00:11:54] 你怎么变成和尚了
[00:11:56] 哎
[00:11:58] 我也是没咒念了
[00:12:00] 打死镇关西
[00:12:01] 我跑了官府到处通缉
[00:12:05] 你说我怎么办
[00:12:06] 你还记得卖差的那父女二人不
[00:12:10] 嗨
[00:12:11] 在雁门县我遇上他们爷儿俩了
[00:12:14] 现在人家可混得不错呀
[00:12:17] 那个姑娘给一个员外当了
[00:12:20] Y 是内源
[00:12:21] Y 姓赵
[00:12:22] 很够意思
[00:12:24] 见着我之后
[00:12:25] 热情款待
[00:12:26] 为了保护我的安全
[00:12:29] 把我送到五台山文殊院
[00:12:32] 把头发剃了
[00:12:34] 我也变成了出家的僧人了
[00:12:37] 因为我受不了你们的管束
[00:12:39] 两次大闹京唐
[00:12:42] 老当家的不愿意了
[00:12:44] 把我撵出文殊院
[00:12:47] 写了封信
[00:12:49] 让我上东京大相国寺去找个职事做
[00:12:54] 没想到在此与贤弟相见
[00:12:58] 哦
[00:12:59] 原来如此
[00:13:01] 哎
[00:13:02] 我大哥
[00:13:03] 您怎么知冒虚汗
[00:13:05] 哎呀
[00:13:05] 身上直哆嗦
[00:13:07] 莫非有病
[00:13:08] 哪来的病啊
[00:13:09] 我饿的
[00:13:11] 一天都没吃东西了
[00:13:13] 您早说呀
[00:13:15] 来来
[00:13:15] 我这儿有吃的
[00:13:18] 九纹龙使劲说着
[00:13:20] 在草丛之中拎出个包来
[00:13:24] 这是他的全部积蓄
[00:13:27] 把包儿打开
[00:13:28] 里头有一骡子大饼
[00:13:31] 那还有一包狗肉
[00:13:34] You
[00:13:34] 鲁智深一看可乐坏了
[00:13:36] 哎哟
[00:13:37] 谢天谢地救了我的命
[00:13:40] 大哥
[00:13:40] 吃吧
[00:13:41] 我用过了
[00:13:42] 你吃你的
[00:13:43] 我可不客气了啊
[00:13:45] 吃饱了咱哥俩再谈
[00:13:47] 这鲁智深往地下一坐
[00:13:50] 大饼卷肉
[00:13:51] 康城康城的
[00:13:52] 这顿吃风卷残云
[00:13:56] 时间不大
[00:13:57] 吃了个精光
[00:13:59] 使劲就问吃饱没
[00:14:02] 嗯
[00:14:03] 差点儿
[00:14:05] 反正这底儿算打下了就行了
[00:14:08] 没有拉倒
[00:14:10] 我这还有一壶酒呢
[00:14:11] 还没等把壶盖打开
[00:14:13] 您这儿吃完了
[00:14:14] 你早说
[00:14:16] 快拿来
[00:14:17] 酒葫芦有八成满
[00:14:20] 一葫芦酒
[00:14:21] 使劲拿出来再看鲁达嘴对嘴长流水
[00:14:28] 吃那么些大饼狗肉
[00:14:30] 叫这韭菜一溜缝
[00:14:33] 八成饱了
[00:14:35] 喝着香啊
[00:14:36] 就甭提了贤弟
[00:14:38] 你救了哥哥的命
[00:14:41] 你看哥哥变样了
[00:14:43] 我看看啊嗯
[00:14:45] 嗯
[00:14:46] 脸上的气色现在逐渐恢复好
[00:14:50] 眼睛也有亮光儿了
[00:14:52] 哈哈哈哈
[00:14:55] 哎哟
[00:14:56] 方才的狼狈相可想而知
[00:15:00] 兄弟
[00:15:01] 我在告诉你点儿事儿
[00:15:02] 我丢人了
[00:15:04] 大哥
[00:15:05] 此话怎讲
[00:15:06] 是这么回事儿
[00:15:08] Fa 在瓦罐寺大战生铁佛和飞天夜叉的经过讲了一遍
[00:15:15] 九纹龙纹听
[00:15:16] 剑眉倒竖
[00:15:17] 虎目圆翻
[00:15:20] 大哥
[00:15:21] 难道就这么算了不成谁说算了
[00:15:25] 我出来找吃的
[00:15:27] 说什么我也得回去
[00:15:28] 我那包袱全部家当都在庙里搁着呢
[00:15:33] 我陪你去走好吗
[00:15:36] 这是两只虎啊
[00:15:39] 鲁智深非常高兴
[00:15:41] 走起路来
[00:15:42] 这阵儿也轻巧
[00:15:43] 九纹龙皮扑刀在后面紧跟着
[00:15:46] 书桌简短
[00:15:47] 回到瓦罐寺
[00:15:49] 鲁智深往石桥上一看
[00:15:51] 没人儿
[00:15:52] 哦
[00:15:53] 那俩小子回去
[00:15:55] 他们取路赶奔相及处
[00:15:58] 哪知道还没到那个院
[00:16:02] 就听见旁边脚步声音
[00:16:05] 生铁佛从里边儿出来了
[00:16:08] J 小子拎着棍抬头一看
[00:16:10] 哎呀
[00:16:11] 好嘛
[00:16:12] 又回来了
[00:16:14] 我正四外踅摸你呢
[00:16:16] 我就知道你小子贼心不死
[00:16:19] 非回来不可失的
[00:16:22] 快来
[00:16:23] J 小子找来帮手了
[00:16:26] 说话之间
[00:16:27] 飞天夜叉、丘小乙拎着双刀也赶到了
[00:16:33] 这要伸手
[00:16:34] 鲁智深回头跟九纹龙使劲说
[00:16:37] 兄弟
[00:16:38] 不用你啊
[00:16:39] 不用你
[00:16:40] 你给我站脚助威
[00:16:43] 我一个人收拾这俩王八羔子
[00:16:46] 说着晃动大阐释
[00:16:48] 直奔生铁佛
[00:16:50] 生铁佛仰面大笑
[00:16:53] 我说和尚啊
[00:16:54] 你乃是我手下的败将
[00:16:58] 你内两下子根本就拿不出手
[00:17:02] 还真想找死啊
[00:17:04] 来来来
[00:17:06] 筛家伙打发了你
[00:17:08] 照顾两个和尚站在一处
[00:17:12] 这回再伸手
[00:17:15] 崔道成时大吃一惊
[00:17:17] 啊
[00:17:18] 这鲁智深好像变了俩人儿
[00:17:21] 遗产仅四一
[00:17:22] 铲一铲
[00:17:23] 快死遗产
[00:17:24] 呼呼刮风
[00:17:27] 只要碰到棍上
[00:17:29] 他催到城镇的是两臂酸马
[00:17:33] 根本的原因就是因为鲁智深没吃饭
[00:17:38] 现在吃足了
[00:17:40] 他哪是对手
[00:17:42] 丘小乙在旁边一看
[00:17:44] 不好呀
[00:17:45] 双刀上来助战
[00:17:47] 他刚想过来
[00:17:49] 九纹龙使劲大吼一声
[00:17:51] 啼扑刀过来把他给拦住了
[00:17:54] 哎
[00:17:54] 伐忙过来
[00:17:56] 我陪你走几趟
[00:17:58] 邱晓也不知对面来人
[00:18:00] 是谁并不答话
[00:18:02] 晃双刀露头就剁
[00:18:05] 两个人站在一处
[00:18:06] 就这样
[00:18:07] 四个人站成了两对儿
[00:18:11] 打得好不热烈呀
[00:18:14] 书说简短
[00:18:15] 也就是打了几十个回合吧
[00:18:18] 就听见崔小雨叫了一嗓子
[00:18:23] 啊啊
[00:18:26] 那也不说怎么了
[00:18:28] 叫九纹龙史进卖了个破绽
[00:18:32] 使了个败中取胜这一扑刀
[00:18:36] 从软肋给他扎进去
[00:18:39] 那能不叫唤
[00:18:42] 这小子蹬蹬蹬往前
[00:18:44] 还跑出十几步去翻身栽倒是七窍流血而亡
[00:18:51] 生铁佛崔道成正打折呢
[00:18:54] 用眼角的余光一看
[00:18:56] 哈
[00:18:57] 据说坏了
[00:18:58] 防守死了
[00:19:00] 他心里一发慌
[00:19:03] 鲁智深占了上风
[00:19:05] 大铁铲正拍在他脑袋上
[00:19:10] 这一下就拍成了柿饼子哭秋死尸栽倒
[00:19:17] 鲁智深不解气
[00:19:19] 用大产地产投咔哧咔哧
[00:19:21] 产了16 产
[00:19:24] 鲁智深把嘴巴子擦了一擦
[00:19:27] 回头看个使劲使劲
[00:19:30] 看看花和尚兄弟二人是仰面大笑
[00:19:35] 笑得非常开心
[00:19:38] 哎
[00:19:39] 兄弟
[00:19:39] 多谢你帮忙啊
[00:19:42] 要不是遇上你我还报不了这个仇
[00:19:46] 大哥
[00:19:47] 别说这个
[00:19:48] 快找您的包吧
[00:19:50] 哎对对对对
[00:19:51] 赶奔相即出
[00:19:54] 但他一看
[00:19:55] 那包还在呢
[00:19:57] 锅台上放着呢
[00:19:58] 因为这也不来
[00:19:59] 人儿原方没动
[00:20:02] 鲁智深打开一看
[00:20:04] 所有的东西一样不缺
[00:20:07] 这挺高兴
[00:20:08] 把大包背在身上
[00:20:11] 他突然想起来
[00:20:13] 还有个女人呢
[00:20:16] 内女的肯定是被抢来的
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