[00:00:01] On Again On Again - Jake Thackray [00:00:18] I love a good bum on a woman [00:00:20] It makes my day [00:00:21] To me it is palpable proof of God's [00:00:23] Existence a posteriori [00:00:25] Also I love breasts and arms and ankles [00:00:28] Elbows knees [00:00:29] It's the tongue the tongue the tongue [00:00:30] On a woman that spoils the job for me [00:00:32] Please understand I respect and [00:00:33] Admire the frailer sex [00:00:36] And I honour them every bit as much [00:00:38] As the next misogynist [00:00:39] But give some women the ghost of [00:00:40] A chance to talk and thereupon [00:00:43] They go on again on again on again [00:00:45] On again on again on again on [00:00:57] I fell in love with a woman with [00:00:59] Wonderful thighs and hips [00:01:01] And a sensational belly I just never [00:01:02] Noticed her lips were always moving [00:01:04] Only when we got to the altar and [00:01:06] She had to say I Do [00:01:08] And she folded her arms and gathered [00:01:10] Herself and took in a breath and I knew [00:01:12] She could have gone on again on again [00:01:13] On again till the entire [00:01:15] Congregation passed out and the vicar [00:01:16] Passed on and the choirboys [00:01:18] Passed through puberty [00:01:19] At the reception I gloomily noted [00:01:20] Her family's jubilant mood [00:01:22] Their maniacal laughter and their [00:01:25] Ghastly gratitude [00:01:36] She talks to me when I go for a shave [00:01:38] Or a sleep or a swim [00:01:39] She talks to me on a Sunday when [00:01:41] I go singing hymns and drinking heavily [00:01:43] When I go mending my chimney pot [00:01:45] She's down there in the street [00:01:47] And at ninety-five on my motorbike [00:01:48] She's on the pillion seat [00:01:50] Wittering on again on again [00:01:51] On and again and again [00:01:54] When I'm eating or drinking or reading [00:01:56] Or thinking or when I'm saying my rosary [00:01:58] She will never stop talking to me [00:02:00] She is one of those women who [00:02:01] Will never use three or four words [00:02:03] When a couple of thousand will easily do [00:02:15] She also talks without stopping [00:02:16] To me in our bed of a night [00:02:18] Throughout the sweetest of our [00:02:20] Intimate delights she never gives over [00:02:22] Not even stopping while we go hammer [00:02:24] And tongs towards the peak [00:02:26] Except maybe for a sigh and a groan [00:02:28] And one perfunctory shriek [00:02:30] Then she goes on again on again [00:02:31] On again on and I must [00:02:32] Assume that she has never noticed [00:02:34] That she's just been interrupted [00:02:37] Totally unruffled she is and [00:02:39] As far as I can see [00:02:40] I might just as well have been posting a [00:02:42] Letter or stirring up the tea [00:02:53] She will not take a hint not once [00:02:55] She's made a start [00:02:57] I can yawn or belch or bleed or faint [00:02:59] Or fart - she'll not drop a syllable [00:03:01] I could stand in front of her grimly [00:03:03] Sharpening up an axe [00:03:04] I could sprinkle her with paraffin [00:03:06] And ask her for a match [00:03:08] She'd just go on again on again [00:03:09] On again even more [00:03:11] The hind leg of a donkey is peanuts for her [00:03:13] She can bore the balls off a buffalo [00:03:15] Mother of God I cried one day [00:03:17] Oh let your kingdom come [00:03:19] And in the meantime Mother [00:03:20] Could you strike this bugger dumb [00:03:34] Well believe it or not she appeared [00:03:36] To me then and there [00:03:37] The Blessed Virgin herself in answer [00:03:39] To my prayer - despite the vulgarity [00:03:41] Shimmering softly dressed in blue [00:03:43] And holding up a hand [00:03:45] I cocked a pious ear as the [00:03:47] Mother of God began [00:03:48] But she went on again on again [00:03:50] On again on and I [00:03:51] Will have to state how very much [00:03:53] I sympathise with the rest of the family [00:03:56] Give some women the ghost of 404

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