KMAG YOYO - Hayes Carll // Written by：Hayes Carll/Scott Davis/John Evans // Well daddy joined the Air Force 爸爸过去参加了空军 Said it was a good source 说那是一切美好的源头 Danger love and money but it only led to divorce 危险 真爱和金钱 但它导致了离婚 Ended up in Abilene 最后流落到艾比利尼 Working at a Dairy Queen 在冰雪皇后里打工 Put me in the army on the day that I turned seventeen 在我17岁生日那天 他把我送进了军队 Here I am standing in the desert with a gun 现在我站在沙漠里 手里握着一把枪 Thought of going AWOL but I'm too afraid to run 想要偷偷溜走 可又不敢逃跑 So I got myself a new plan 所以我有了个新计划 Stealin' from the Taliban 从塔利班学来点新技巧 Make a little money turning poppies into heroin 从把**做成***赚点小钱 Sergeant didn't like it so they put me in a hole 可军官不喜欢我这么做 还想枪毙我 I said it's easy shootin' when they don't know where to go 我说 当人们不知往哪儿逃时 射准真的很容易 Threw me on a lily pad 于是他们把我带到一个小型军事基地 Sent me home to NORAD 又把我遣回家 上报到北美防空司令部 I knew I'd be in trouble but I didn't think it be this bad 我知道我会有麻烦 可没想到会这么糟糕 Stranger wearin' all black 穿着全黑套装的陌生人 Met me on the tarmac 在停机坪会见了我 Told him I was sorry but I ain't ever going back 我告诉他我很抱歉 但我不想回去了 He said you ain't in trouble son 他说 孩子你不会有大麻烦 Learn to fight without a gun 但你要学着没有枪也能打仗 Got a new assignment now you're working for the pentagon 现在你有新任务了 你要为五角大楼效力 Gonna take a trip wouldn't tell me what it's for 他们让我出任务 却不告诉我去干什么 Gotta serve your country gonna help us win the war 你必须为国家效力 帮我们赢得这场战争 MIT PhD's night and day they're testing me 进了麻省理工 考了哲学博士 日日夜夜 他们考验着我的身体和耐心 Ain't what I was thinking but I'm being all that I can be 那不是我想做的 但我也尽了全力 I ain't no genius but I knew it wasn't right 我不是天才 但我也知道这不对劲 Eating uppers in the morning and LSD at night 早上吃*** 晚上吃*** Send me off to deep space 他们要把我送到外太空 Help 'em win the arms race 去帮他们赢那场军备竞赛 Ola me oh mighty but this sh*t has got a funny taste 我也可以吗 这个糟主意听起来还挺有趣 I think I hear the countdown 我好像听见有人在倒计时 Hundred feet above the ground 当我在离地面几百英尺的太空舱里 Told me when I'm leavin' but a'nothing about a'coming down 我就要离开了 却不知道什么时候会回来 Sittin' on a bad dream 就像是做梦一样 Thousand pounds of gasoline 一旦这些汽油点燃 Ain't leavin' nothing but some rubble and my slipstream 我就要乘着风潇洒离开 只留下身后废墟 Mama always said I should be aimin' for the moon 妈妈总是说 我的志向应该像月亮那么高远 Never would've guessed that I'd be passin' by soon 但她从没想过我很快就会从月球边飘过 How the hell'd I get here 我是怎么到这儿的呢 Blastin' through the atmosphere 冲破大气层 Drop the rocket boosters and I'm shiftin' into high gear 扔掉推进器 我要挂高档了 Bowie on the system and a bottle on my knee 系统里放着鲍威的歌 膝盖上放着酒瓶 Armstrong ain't got nothing on me 阿姆斯特朗也赶不上我 Hey ho here we go 我们开始吧 KMAG YOYO 崇拜我吧 年轻人 你只是孤身一人 Someone wanna get me gotta come up where the sun don't go 谁也追不上我了 我要去比太阳还高的地方 I think I see a bright light 我想我看到一道亮光 Something bout it ain't right 404

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