[00:00:00] KMAG YOYO - Hayes Carll [00:00:01] // [00:00:01] Written by:Hayes Carll/Scott Davis/John Evans [00:00:10] // [00:00:10] Well daddy joined the Air Force [00:00:12] 爸爸过去参加了空军 [00:00:12] Said it was a good source [00:00:13] 说那是一切美好的源头 [00:00:13] Danger love and money but it only led to divorce [00:00:16] 危险 真爱和金钱 但它导致了离婚 [00:00:16] Ended up in Abilene [00:00:17] 最后流落到艾比利尼 [00:00:17] Working at a Dairy Queen [00:00:19] 在冰雪皇后里打工 [00:00:19] Put me in the army on the day that I turned seventeen [00:00:21] 在我17岁生日那天 他把我送进了军队 [00:00:21] Here I am standing in the desert with a gun [00:00:24] 现在我站在沙漠里 手里握着一把枪 [00:00:24] Thought of going AWOL but I'm too afraid to run [00:00:26] 想要偷偷溜走 可又不敢逃跑 [00:00:26] So I got myself a new plan [00:00:28] 所以我有了个新计划 [00:00:28] Stealin' from the Taliban [00:00:29] 从塔利班学来点新技巧 [00:00:29] Make a little money turning poppies into heroin [00:00:32] 从把**做成***赚点小钱 [00:00:32] Sergeant didn't like it so they put me in a hole [00:00:35] 可军官不喜欢我这么做 还想枪毙我 [00:00:35] I said it's easy shootin' when they don't know where to go [00:00:38] 我说 当人们不知往哪儿逃时 射准真的很容易 [00:00:38] Threw me on a lily pad [00:00:39] 于是他们把我带到一个小型军事基地 [00:00:39] Sent me home to NORAD [00:00:40] 又把我遣回家 上报到北美防空司令部 [00:00:40] I knew I'd be in trouble but I didn't think it be this bad [00:00:54] 我知道我会有麻烦 可没想到会这么糟糕 [00:00:54] Stranger wearin' all black [00:00:55] 穿着全黑套装的陌生人 [00:00:55] Met me on the tarmac [00:00:56] 在停机坪会见了我 [00:00:56] Told him I was sorry but I ain't ever going back [00:00:59] 我告诉他我很抱歉 但我不想回去了 [00:00:59] He said you ain't in trouble son [00:01:00] 他说 孩子你不会有大麻烦 [00:01:00] Learn to fight without a gun [00:01:02] 但你要学着没有枪也能打仗 [00:01:02] Got a new assignment now you're working for the pentagon [00:01:05] 现在你有新任务了 你要为五角大楼效力 [00:01:05] Gonna take a trip wouldn't tell me what it's for [00:01:07] 他们让我出任务 却不告诉我去干什么 [00:01:07] Gotta serve your country gonna help us win the war [00:01:10] 你必须为国家效力 帮我们赢得这场战争 [00:01:10] MIT PhD's night and day they're testing me [00:01:13] 进了麻省理工 考了哲学博士 日日夜夜 他们考验着我的身体和耐心 [00:01:13] Ain't what I was thinking but I'm being all that I can be [00:01:16] 那不是我想做的 但我也尽了全力 [00:01:16] I ain't no genius but I knew it wasn't right [00:01:18] 我不是天才 但我也知道这不对劲 [00:01:18] Eating uppers in the morning and LSD at night [00:01:21] 早上吃*** 晚上吃*** [00:01:21] Send me off to deep space [00:01:22] 他们要把我送到外太空 [00:01:22] Help 'em win the arms race [00:01:24] 去帮他们赢那场军备竞赛 [00:01:24] Ola me oh mighty but this sh*t has got a funny taste [00:01:59] 我也可以吗 这个糟主意听起来还挺有趣 [00:01:59] I think I hear the countdown [00:02:00] 我好像听见有人在倒计时 [00:02:00] Hundred feet above the ground [00:02:02] 当我在离地面几百英尺的太空舱里 [00:02:02] Told me when I'm leavin' but a'nothing about a'coming down [00:02:05] 我就要离开了 却不知道什么时候会回来 [00:02:05] Sittin' on a bad dream [00:02:06] 就像是做梦一样 [00:02:06] Thousand pounds of gasoline [00:02:07] 一旦这些汽油点燃 [00:02:07] Ain't leavin' nothing but some rubble and my slipstream [00:02:10] 我就要乘着风潇洒离开 只留下身后废墟 [00:02:10] Mama always said I should be aimin' for the moon