[00:00:00] St. George & The Dragonet - Stan Freberg/His Orchestra
[00:00:08] The legend you are about to hear is true
[00:00:10] Only the needle should
[00:00:11] Be changed to protect the record
[00:00:21] This is the countryside
[00:00:22] My name is St George
[00:00:24] I'm a knight
[00:00:25] Saturday July 10th 8:05 pm
[00:00:27] I was working out of the castle on the night
[00:00:29] Watch when a call came in from the Chief
[00:00:31] A dragon had been devouring maidens
[00:00:32] Homicide My job: slay him
[00:00:39] You call me Chief
[00:00:40] Yes the dragon again devouring maidens
[00:00:42] The King's daughter may be next
[00:00:44] Mmm-hmm You got a lead
[00:00:45] Oh nothing much to go on
[00:00:46] Say did you take that 45 automatic into
[00:00:48] The lab to have them check on it
[00:00:49] Yeah You were right
[00:00:51] I was right
[00:00:51] Yeah It was a gun
[00:00:56] 8:22 pm
[00:00:57] I talked to one of the maidens
[00:00:58] Who had almost been devoured
[00:01:01] Could I talk to you Ma'am
[00:01:02] Who are you
[00:01:03] I'm St George Ma'am Homicide Ma'am
[00:01:05] Want to ask you a few questions Ma'am
[00:01:07] I understand you were almost devoured by the Ma'am
[00:01:08] Is that right dragon
[00:01:09] It was terrible He breathed fire on me
[00:01:12] He burned me already
[00:01:14] How can I be sure of that Ma'am
[00:01:15] Believe me
[00:01:16] I got it straight from the dragon's mouth
[00:01:22] 11:45 pm
[00:01:23] I rode over the King's Highway
[00:01:24] I saw a man
[00:01:25] Stopped to talk to him
[00:01:27] Pardon me Sir
[00:01:28] Could I talk to you for just a minute Sir
[00:01:29] Sure I don't mind
[00:01:30] What do you do for a living
[00:01:31] I'm a knave
[00:01:33] Didn't I pick you up on a 903
[00:01:34] Last year for stealing tarts
[00:01:36] Yeah So what
[00:01:36] Do you want to make a federal case out of it
[00:01:38] No Sir
[00:01:39] We heard there was a dragon
[00:01:40] Operating in this neighborhood
[00:01:41] We just to know if you've seen him
[00:01:42] Sure I seen him
[00:01:43] Mmm-hmm Could you describe him for me
[00:01:45] What's to describe
[00:01:46] You see one dragon
[00:01:47] You seen 'em all
[00:01:48] Would you try to remember Sir
[00:01:49] Just for the record
[00:01:50] We just want to get the facts Sir
[00:01:52] Well he was you know
[00:01:53] He had orange polka dots
[00:01:54] Yes Sir
[00:01:55] Purple feet breathing fire and smoke
[00:01:57] Mmm-hmm
[00:01:57] And one big bloodshot eye
[00:01:59] Right in the middle of his forehead and
[00:02:00] Uh like that
[00:02:02] Notice anything unusual about him
[00:02:03] No he's just your run-of-the-mill dragon
[00:02:05] You know
[00:02:06] Mmm-hmm Yes Sir You can go now
[00:02:07] Hey by the way how you gonna catch him
[00:02:09] I thought you'd never ask A Dragonet
[00:02:16] 3:05 pm
[00:02:17] I was riding back into the courtyard
[00:02:18] To make my report to the lab
[00:02:19] Then it happened It was the dragon
[00:02:25] Hey I'm the fire-breathin' Dragon
[00:02:28] You must be St George right
[00:02:30] Yes Sir
[00:02:31] I can see you got one of them
[00:02:32] New 45 caliber swords
[00:02:34] That's about the size of it
[00:02:35] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha You slay me
[00:02:39] That's what I wanted to talk to you about
[00:02:41] What do you mean
[00:02:42] I'm taking you in on a 502
[00:02:44] You figure it out
[00:02:45] What's the charge
[00:02:46] Devouring maidens out of season
[00:02:48] Out of season
[00:02:49] You'll never pin that rap on me
[00:02:51] Do you hear me
[00:02:52] Cop
[00:02:52] Yeah I hear you
[00:02:54] I got you on a 412 too
[00:02:55] A 412 What's a 412
[00:02:59] Over-acting Let's go
[00:03:05] On September the 5th
[00:03:06] The Dragon was tried and convicted
[00:03:08] His fire was put out
[00:03:09] And his maiden-devouring license revoked
[00:03:11] Maiden devouring out of season
[00:03:12] Is punishable by a term of not
[00:03:13] Less than 50 or more than 300 years
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