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[00:00:00] 金鸡岭山大王
[00:00:02] 祝顺
[00:00:03] 今天憋足劲儿抢亲
[00:00:06] 带了不少喽兵
[00:00:08] 他知道老李家不同意这门亲事
[00:00:11] 不同意
[00:00:12] 非打不可
[00:00:14] 可万没想到
[00:00:16] 等来到你家门前一瞧
[00:00:18] 门前张灯结彩
[00:00:20] 贴着双喜字儿
[00:00:22] 李员外站在门口接她啊
[00:00:27] 啊
[00:00:28] 那么说老李他同意这门亲事
[00:00:31] 便抢亲V 娶亲
[00:00:34] 这个不错
[00:00:35] 哎员外
[00:00:37] 这门亲事小姐同意啦
[00:00:41] 哎呀
[00:00:43] 儿女70
[00:00:44] 父母做主
[00:00:45] 孩子小不懂事儿
[00:00:47] A 由我做主
[00:00:49] 我乐意啊
[00:00:50] 我要是有你这么姑爷儿
[00:00:53] 千万得借多大光
[00:00:55] 哎
[00:00:56] 对对对
[00:00:57] 这就对了
[00:00:58] 老岳波
[00:01:00] 我给你磕头啊
[00:01:01] 不用不用
[00:01:02] 这咋接着有话到里边儿说啊
[00:01:06] 就这样让到了大厅
[00:01:09] 身后还是四个彪形大汉保护的
[00:01:14] 老员外也做下
[00:01:15] 有人现场查查bug 斩这时
[00:01:19] 由是观了
[00:01:20] 要我说啊
[00:01:23] 债主耶你好啊嗯
[00:01:27] 可以看眼前这个脖子
[00:01:30] 40 多岁
[00:01:31] 脸黑灿灿的
[00:01:33] 有点像荞面
[00:01:35] 带着一脑袋花
[00:01:37] 哎哟笑着
[00:01:38] 眼睛弯成月牙
[00:01:39] 大嘴咧着一口白牙也不错
[00:01:42] 厉害呀嗨
[00:01:45] 跟你说啊
[00:01:47] 你要说我要靠
[00:01:49] 今天说呢
[00:01:50] 我是李小姐的
[00:01:51] 一要是原子儿说呢
[00:01:54] 我是奶娘
[00:01:55] 哦哦哦
[00:01:57] 你好你好
[00:01:58] 什么事儿high
[00:02:00] 有些事情啊
[00:02:01] 我们援外愁坏了
[00:02:03] 哎
[00:02:03] 这事儿我跟你说
[00:02:05] 你说你哪天娶媳妇儿不好
[00:02:08] 365 天
[00:02:09] 你为什么挑今天呢
[00:02:11] 你今天怎么啦
[00:02:15] 哟
[00:02:16] 今天日子不好啊
[00:02:17] 你看没看呢
[00:02:19] 我没看啊
[00:02:20] 是啊
[00:02:21] 今天犯黑煞
[00:02:23] 犯五鬼
[00:02:24] 诸事不易呀
[00:02:27] 哼
[00:02:27] 真的不在乎这些
[00:02:30] 你不在乎不行啊
[00:02:32] 李员外在乎小姐
[00:02:33] 在乎小姐说了
[00:02:35] 今天他不去
[00:02:36] 明天再说吧
[00:02:37] 告诉
[00:02:39] 我都准备好了
[00:02:40] 不去不白来了吗
[00:02:43] 不行
[00:02:43] 嗨
[00:02:45] 要是今天非娶新娘不可呢
[00:02:48] 那你得按我说的办
[00:02:52] 嗯
[00:02:53] 只要把新娘能够驱走
[00:02:57] 行啊
[00:02:58] 你说怎么办
[00:03:00] 今天na 饭无悔
[00:03:03] 所以得熄灭灯光
[00:03:07] 听着没有喜事
[00:03:08] 当丧事办混
[00:03:11] 能见着红色
[00:03:12] 什么十字披红啊
[00:03:14] 又是花红小轿啊
[00:03:15] 又是红绸子
[00:03:17] RNA
[00:03:17] 不行
[00:03:18] 都得给你个白的
[00:03:19] 哼
[00:03:20] 多丧气呀
[00:03:21] 变了变了
[00:03:22] 胖乌龟能怎么的
[00:03:24] 心脏干嘛摘
[00:03:25] 他不信啊
[00:03:26] 不信我告诉你啊
[00:03:28] 新娘过门不出五天吧老公
[00:03:32] 嘿嘿
[00:03:33] 我爹早死了
[00:03:34] 我不在乎u
[00:03:36] 不出半个月
[00:03:37] 三个老婆婆也来了
[00:03:40] 没了
[00:03:41] 不出一个月就帮丈夫
[00:03:46] 放弃放我
[00:03:48] 对我们应他
[00:03:50] 放不了大灾大难我都没死
[00:03:53] 我怕一个女人骂他
[00:03:55] 言外之意祝家庄化为灰烬
[00:03:58] 我都逃出来了
[00:03:59] 一个女的能怎么样
[00:04:01] 嗨
[00:04:03] 说了半天
[00:04:03] 这些妈妈例儿啊
[00:04:05] 你也别当真的啊
[00:04:07] 也别不信啊
[00:04:09] 小姑娘高兴
[00:04:11] 我们好好扶持你不好吗
[00:04:15] 龙鳞
[00:04:16] 对
[00:04:17] 哎
[00:04:18] 那你说怎么办
[00:04:20] 再有a 要摸着跟上去
[00:04:23] 听到没有
[00:04:24] 等到了山寨之后啊
[00:04:26] 让他摸撒啊
[00:04:28] 进洞房啊
[00:04:30] 入洞房呢
[00:04:31] 入洞房嘛
[00:04:33] 也得摸式儿入洞房
[00:04:36] 我丧气a
[00:04:38] 我老婆子
[00:04:39] 你安的什么心啊
[00:04:42] 我告诉你
[00:04:43] 这就是李家庄的规矩
[00:04:45] 我是孩子的奶娘
[00:04:47] 奶娘也是吗
[00:04:49] 姨妈也是
[00:04:50] 妈今天这么做
[00:04:52] 你就把李小姐取走
[00:04:54] 不然的话啊
[00:04:55] 你啊开
[00:04:58] 嗯
[00:05:01] 李员外在旁边眼睛一眨
[00:05:04] 几下两滴眼泪
[00:05:06] 哎
[00:05:07] 谦虚啊
[00:05:09] 今天日子是不好啊
[00:05:11] 你说我家大业大
[00:05:13] 挣个财产不如
[00:05:15] 你说真要饭无轨方了
[00:05:18] 你也不好
[00:05:19] 我女儿夭折也不好呀
[00:05:22] 我看呐
[00:05:23] 哎哎哎
[00:05:24] 入乡随俗
[00:05:26] 那么热吧
[00:05:28] 啊
[00:05:29] 好不过啊
[00:05:32] 嗯
[00:05:33] 老乐户啊
[00:05:36] 我娶的新娘是你女儿吗
[00:05:39] No
[00:05:40] 哎
[00:05:41] 刘师说
[00:05:42] 你怎么说话呢
[00:05:43] 怎么还能狄龙冠凤啊
[00:05:45] 你不见过吗
[00:05:47] 错了
[00:05:47] 过后你不来闹吗
[00:05:49] 我们全村人这么多人呢
[00:05:52] 还敢糊弄你
[00:05:54] 哎哟
[00:05:54] 谁敢惹咱们金鸡岭的王爷爷好吗
[00:06:00] 山大王成王爷了
[00:06:02] 嗯
[00:06:03] 好
[00:06:04] 赶紧帮我查一下
[00:06:06] 腾腾
[00:06:07] 出去哎
[00:06:09] 别吹了
[00:06:10] 反正把这花胡晓叫上面的给我撕掉换白的换白的说
[00:06:15] 换白的
[00:06:16] 老李就加
[00:06:16] 人家把白布给打开
[00:06:18] 它把胸前的仇华也都扔了
[00:06:21] 熄灯熄灯
[00:06:23] 华苑来到晋城
[00:06:25] 然后有人到后边儿把花与花逢春产出
[00:06:33] 应是搀着华与华锋村华坑村故意稍微腿蹲一点
[00:06:38] 华锋锋功夫好啊
[00:06:40] 个子矮下来
[00:06:41] 迈着小碎步扭扭哒哒
[00:06:44] 祝顺在旁边这么一瞧
[00:06:48] 嗯
[00:06:48] 是女的
[00:06:49] 别男的糊弄我
[00:06:51] 就这样掺到了门口
[00:06:54] 她为了看清了有人打笑脸
[00:06:57] 滋溜钻到叫李孝廉衣料
[00:07:00] 随后
[00:07:02] 李小姐的妈妈过来了
[00:07:05] 哟
[00:07:06] 女儿啊
[00:07:08] 你要走了吗
[00:07:10] 有几句话说
[00:07:11] 可真舍不得你去大婆家
[00:07:14] 不想在娘家啦啊
[00:07:16] 要早早起来
[00:07:18] 晚晚睡
[00:07:19] 伺候你的小叔子、小姑子还有公婆啊
[00:07:24] 别说了
[00:07:25] 别说了
[00:07:25] 我没有地方卖
[00:07:27] 祝顺这么一说
[00:07:28] 下个Li fu Ren
[00:07:30] 不敢言语了
[00:07:31] 就这样
[00:07:33] 有人喊了声起
[00:07:34] 叫人才叫起呼扇
[00:07:36] 呼扇呼扇抬着华与华锋村往外走
[00:07:40] 花语往里边儿一坐
[00:07:43] 穿着新娘的衣服觉得紧巴巴
[00:07:45] 皱了吧唧不得劲儿
[00:07:48] 头上蒙着红盖头
[00:07:51] 不过往这儿一坐
[00:07:52] 呼扇呼扇景挺美
[00:07:53] 哎
[00:07:54] 感情座驾滋味也不错呀
[00:07:57] 不过到山上的一场大战
[00:08:00] 我还真得小心谨慎
[00:08:02] 来个意外
[00:08:04] 祝顺上马
[00:08:06] 哎呀
[00:08:08] 走回家呀
[00:08:10] 这回啊
[00:08:11] 这喇叭变调了
[00:08:12] 不敢呐
[00:08:14] 吹什么将军令啊
[00:08:16] 这回吹的是吹破单啊
[00:08:21] 像死人出殡一样
[00:08:24] 村里人远远的望着
[00:08:26] 都替小霞华与华夫春着急
[00:08:30] 咱们剪断接书
[00:08:31] 一直来到金鸡岭巷
[00:08:34] 顺着山路上山一直奔大厅
[00:08:37] 来到厅前
[00:08:39] 冲着里边高喊
[00:08:40] 把灯全都熄灭了啊
[00:08:43] 等新娘进了洞房
[00:08:45] 你们的镰刀
[00:08:46] 嘿嘿嘿
[00:08:47] 华语奇诺这小子真听话
[00:08:49] 好了
[00:08:50] 我更方便了
[00:08:51] 哪知道花鼓小轿抬到洞房门前就不能进
[00:08:57] 他有规矩
[00:08:59] 天地桌上摆着一张弓
[00:09:01] 一杆秤还摆着各种吃食
[00:09:04] 什么一把栗子
[00:09:06] 一把枣儿
[00:09:07] 有冰糖和花生
[00:09:09] 栗子和枣是枣
[00:09:10] 栗子花生着花花搭搭生
[00:09:12] 别生一堆姑娘
[00:09:13] 再生一堆小子
[00:09:15] 还得迈火盆
[00:09:17] 跨马鞍子就平平安安
[00:09:19] 小日子过得火火包包
[00:09:21] 这些事儿不给胡俊再说
[00:09:24] 山寨有丫鬟婆子过来了
[00:09:27] 哟
[00:09:27] 新娘啊
[00:09:28] 看
[00:09:29] 我们给您送吃的来了
[00:09:31] 送什么呢
[00:09:32] 一盘冰糖
[00:09:33] 一盘栗子
[00:09:35] 这伙人也觉得新鲜
[00:09:37] 看看新娘拿什么钥匙抓例子呢
[00:09:41] 就是先生儿子抓冰糖先生女儿往里一送
[00:09:47] 法语新的不好用
[00:09:49] 吃什么好呢
[00:09:50] 老妈在说话啦
[00:09:51] A 我说新娘子啊
[00:09:56] 吃栗子
[00:09:57] 现在er 吃冰糖先生呀
[00:10:00] 偶花雨馨的话
[00:10:02] 我连号都生不出来
[00:10:04] 什么丫头小子
[00:10:06] 我都吃
[00:10:07] 他把两排都接过来了
[00:10:10] 正常
[00:10:10] 呃
[00:10:11] 嘎嘣
[00:10:12] 来个冰糖
[00:10:13] 稀里糊涂十多块儿
[00:10:15] 然后把栗子也煲吃了
[00:10:17] 几个吃完之后瘦了1 .1 甩手便啊
[00:10:22] 扔到郊外
[00:10:24] 夏季把盘子摔碎的东西撒了吗耶
[00:10:29] 老妈家
[00:10:30] 我寻思把这心脏不像话呀
[00:10:31] 牙口挺好
[00:10:32] 嘎巴嘎巴嚼冰糖还毛栗子
[00:10:35] 怎么摔伤啊u
[00:10:38] 看来是不满意啊
[00:10:39] 是啊
[00:10:40] 我看这日子过不好
[00:10:42] 请下药吧
[00:10:43] 刚一抓
[00:10:46] 华宇翔
[00:10:47] 你别抓我
[00:10:48] 他一推老妈的胳膊
[00:10:51] 自己蹭了下来
[00:10:53] 三步两步滋溜就进了洞房
[00:10:56] 把丫头吓坏了
[00:10:57] 又他妈这怎么看
[00:10:59] 好快的身法呀u
[00:11:02] 看着意思
[00:11:04] 这位债主奶奶将来比债主耶还得厉害
[00:11:08] 花语来到里边
[00:11:10] 用眼睛一撒
[00:11:11] 列50 人眼睛好
[00:11:12] 尽管洞房里没有灯亮
[00:11:15] 看得清清楚楚
[00:11:17] 迎面是象牙床
[00:11:20] 金钩倒挂
[00:11:22] 中介者八仙中旁边有条几百折名人字画
[00:11:27] 上边儿有股评
[00:11:29] 他往床上一坐待
[00:11:31] 还待着不言语呀
[00:11:34] 还也信了哟
[00:11:35] 哎呀
[00:11:37] 我是债姑奶奶啊
[00:11:38] 你看你是不是饿了
[00:11:40] 先吃点什么
[00:11:42] 花语故意把嗓子捏哎呀
[00:11:45] 好嘛
[00:11:45] 像那个鹦鹉说话一样啊
[00:11:48] 不用
[00:11:48] 那你等着
[00:11:49] 一会儿债主爷就来了
[00:11:52] 您那需要把腿抬上这个做壶
[00:11:55] 听到没有
[00:11:56] 快快快
[00:11:58] 到哪
[00:11:58] 所以拿这个规矩好了
[00:12:01] 花语
[00:12:02] 腿上穿鞋
[00:12:03] 把腿也盘在这儿等着
[00:12:06] 华语这胆子真不小
[00:12:08] 就说一个人深入龙潭虎穴
[00:12:11] 去把这屋一座
[00:12:13] 一般人也吓坏他呀
[00:12:16] 没大夫
[00:12:17] 这就是年轻
[00:12:20] 不知道害怕
[00:12:21] 什么叫害怕
[00:12:21] 不明白
[00:12:23] 再说前提话
[00:12:25] 全行李笙歌怪叫
[00:12:28] 因为大债主结婚
[00:12:31] 得滑冰都是瓶酒方肉
[00:12:34] 在山坡啊或者哨所喝喜酒
[00:12:37] 这些债主篇幅
[00:12:38] 债主呢
[00:12:39] 在距一大批内
[00:12:42] 喝喜酒
[00:12:43] 这个拿起酒碗
[00:12:46] A 大哥
[00:12:47] 我尽力呗
[00:12:49] he he 咕嘟咕嘟喝了
[00:12:52] 哎呀
[00:12:52] 贤弟啊
[00:12:53] 是你大喜日子
[00:12:55] 我敬你一杯煮熟的好孤独
[00:12:57] 又和原来的小子
[00:12:59] 有多大酒量
[00:13:01] 谁进都喝呀
[00:13:02] 而且喝的脸上透着红光
[00:13:06] 往外冒虚汗
[00:13:07] 在内旁是化学行令
[00:13:10] 靠五背首吧
[00:13:12] 来来吧
[00:13:14] **呀
[00:13:15] 逆时前听了起来
[00:13:18] 拿现在话说
[00:13:20] 从二更he
[00:13:22] 三更一个喝得东倒西歪
[00:13:26] 还没喝完呢
[00:13:29] 还得说阿刁强有心眼儿
[00:13:32] 刁强不让喝了
[00:13:35] 贤弟啊
[00:13:36] 别和
[00:13:37] 今天是你大喜日子
[00:13:40] 呃
[00:13:40] 新娘在洞房等着变冷落人家翻翻
[00:13:44] 到洞房去吧
[00:13:45] 看看新娘
[00:13:46] 好大哥
[00:13:48] 还是你等我
[00:13:49] 嗯
[00:13:50] 好好好
[00:13:52] 哎
[00:13:52] 小弟别忘了把刀带在身上
[00:13:56] 呃
[00:13:57] 不用不用
[00:13:58] 今天不用
[00:14:00] 还是带着好
[00:14:01] 有备无患
[00:14:03] 什么拿我
[00:14:05] 输入腕表
[00:14:06] 祝顺有一口饱刃
[00:14:08] 叫七宝雁翎刀
[00:14:11] 这口刀削铜铁如泥
[00:14:13] 迎风断草
[00:14:15] 吹毛利刃
[00:14:16] 富顺向来人不离刀刀不离人世
[00:14:19] 他祖坟留下来的是他爷爷祝朝奉
[00:14:23] 专门给阿丽
[00:14:25] 你看
[00:14:25] 筑巢凤有仨儿子
[00:14:26] 他没舍得给这个刀
[00:14:28] 给他打孙子
[00:14:30] 这个注射也站着这个刀
[00:14:33] 身经百战
[00:14:35] 百战百胜
[00:14:37] 今天因为当新郎
[00:14:39] 所以没带身上
[00:14:41] 他晃晃悠悠地往外走
[00:14:43] 四个王国兵半山半下
[00:14:45] 直奔洞房
[00:14:46] 洞房门前右手一块
[00:14:48] 非但没有啊
[00:14:49] 我进去之后
[00:14:51] 丫鬟脖子刚想伺候他
[00:14:53] 一摆手也打不出去
[00:14:55] 随手把门对上
[00:14:56] 可没差
[00:14:57] 往屋里这么一趴
[00:14:59] 漆黑一片
[00:15:01] 不高兴
[00:15:02] 怎么那么黑呢
[00:15:03] 哦
[00:15:03] 对了
[00:15:04] 想起来今天呢
[00:15:06] 日子不好
[00:15:08] 犯五鬼犯黑煞噢
[00:15:12] 怕帮人为了破鞋
[00:15:14] 所以屋里不点灯
[00:15:16] 算了算了
[00:15:16] 反正也睡觉了
[00:15:18] 小娘子娘子老贵啦
[00:15:24] 他奔着象牙房就反过来
[00:15:28] 这种华与华锋村干什么呢
[00:15:30] 华与华锋村那睡着了
[00:15:34] 年轻人觉大丫鬟叫她在床上做
[00:15:37] 扶她坐着坐着
[00:15:39] 困了帮着躺那块儿睡得呼呼
[00:15:42] 睡着了就不爱起
[00:15:45] 朱顺进来
[00:15:47] 他都不知道
[00:15:48] 等他来到床前
[00:15:50] 小娘子
[00:15:51] 你在哪儿呢
[00:15:53] 啊
[00:15:54] 用手这么一划
[00:15:57] 发雅冰啊华
[00:16:00] 你醒了
[00:16:00] 嘿嘿
[00:16:01] 他坐下来还没整明白怎么回事儿呢
[00:16:06] 这住顺呢
[00:16:07] 也不怎么就摸到了华与华锋春的腿上了
[00:16:12] 哼
[00:16:13] 怎么觉得这么粗呢
[00:16:15] 这是一他一使劲
[00:16:18] 这回啊华与华锋说明白了
[00:16:21] 宝大海中出来了
[00:16:23] 怎么呼呼直喘着酒气熏人呐
[00:16:27] 他一抬脚啊
[00:16:30] 摸黑给一脚
[00:16:32] 这一脚啊
[00:16:33] 正踹在祝舜的小路上
[00:16:37] 太重了
[00:16:39] 把朱顺踹哭求
[00:16:41] 哎呀啊
[00:16:44] 坐在地上长都要劈折了啊水
[00:16:49] 嘿嘿饶人花语一个箭步蹭就过来了
[00:16:53] 哎
[00:16:54] 你是不是重说错那是谁
[00:16:59] 要问小爷我奶梁山好汉之后
[00:17:03] 我的父亲人族外号小李广花荣
[00:17:06] 你家小霞华与华锋春祝顺啊
[00:17:11] 想不到你在金鸡岭残害老百姓
[00:17:13] 今天小爷平山灭寨要你的性命
[00:17:18] 啊
[00:17:20] 中顺批量把一个鲤鱼打挺peng Hai 顺着汗毛孔籽儿往外钻
[00:17:30] 一初代这酒劲儿过去了
[00:17:33] 你是梁山之后花荣之歌
[00:17:37] 犯错
[00:17:38] 你怎么上这儿了
[00:17:41] 问你自己啊
[00:17:43] 你占据金鸡山
[00:17:45] 五谷调强
[00:17:46] 李小姐
[00:17:47] 你家少爷抱打不平来评金鸡岭啊啊哈哈哈哈
[00:17:58] 花语啊
[00:17:59] 这天堂有路不走
[00:18:01] 地狱无门自来投
[00:18:04] 哼
[00:18:05] 我真的想到砸
[00:18:06] 两个狭路相逢
[00:18:08] 是该找我报仇啊
[00:18:10] 想当初
[00:18:11] 我的爷爷祝朝奉
[00:18:14] 我的父亲祝融
[00:18:15] 我的两个叔叔住五住标
[00:18:18] 占据住家装富甲一方
[00:18:23] 何等好日子
[00:18:25] 都是拿宋江还有米爹
[00:18:29] 花荣等人三打祝家庄啊
[00:18:33] 我祝家庄固若金汤
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