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[00:00:01] 人这一生
[00:00:03] 七灾八难
[00:00:06] 说就那么多吗
[00:00:07] A
[00:00:07] 当然有多有少
[00:00:10] 就是说呀
[00:00:11] 人这一生没有坦途
[00:00:14] 肯定有坎坷
[00:00:16] 有曲折
[00:00:17] 你看那西游记电视连续剧
[00:00:20] 唐僧都到了七天了
[00:00:23] 如来佛还问观世音呢
[00:00:25] A
[00:00:26] 唐僧遭了多少难了
[00:00:28] 算了算
[00:00:29] 80 难不行
[00:00:31] 还有一难没了结
[00:00:33] 这一难地醉还比较糟
[00:00:36] 那当然是迷信
[00:00:39] 咱就说本书地主人公栾蒲包
[00:00:43] 遇上多少事儿
[00:00:45] Si si Sheng 生多少次
[00:00:49] 现在又摊上事儿了
[00:00:51] 连他自己都不清楚绑架他的人是什么人
[00:00:57] 什么目的
[00:00:58] 要干什么
[00:00:59] 不清楚
[00:01:01] 让人像捆猪似的
[00:01:03] 四码到全题呀
[00:01:05] 俩腿俩胳膊捆在一块儿
[00:01:07] 都麻木不仁了都
[00:01:10] 到地方半夜了
[00:01:12] 司机把车门打开下来
[00:01:15] 栾布吧心说话
[00:01:16] 你放屁
[00:01:18] 我这捆着
[00:01:19] 我下去
[00:01:20] 那位喊了半天
[00:01:22] 哦
[00:01:22] 明白了吧的了
[00:01:24] 还得叫老子费劲费了半天劲把他拎下来
[00:01:29] 把绳给解开了
[00:01:31] 嗨呀
[00:01:32] 罗波把这饺子也抛出来
[00:01:36] 恶心了半天喔喔
[00:01:41] 我告诉他老实点啊
[00:01:43] 妈妈
[00:01:43] 你小子要玩花活
[00:01:45] 教你脑袋开花
[00:01:48] 先生我还玩什么花火
[00:01:51] 我这把年纪了
[00:01:53] 捆了一天了
[00:01:54] 胳膊腿儿不好使了
[00:01:56] 你容我缓缓劲儿
[00:01:58] 我再走
[00:01:59] 这小子一听也对
[00:02:01] 环境吧
[00:02:02] 哎
[00:02:06] 胳膊腿全麻了
[00:02:08] 活动了半天
[00:02:09] 又坐了一会儿
[00:02:10] 这才起来
[00:02:13] 可以走了
[00:02:14] 走往前走前走
[00:02:17] 玩花虎
[00:02:18] 我告诉你
[00:02:18] 我可不可讲
[00:02:19] 我可带着家伙呢啊
[00:02:21] 走走走
[00:02:23] 敢不听软趴趴一看这什么地儿
[00:02:27] 这是啊
[00:02:29] 大山里除了高山峻岭就是密林
[00:02:33] 脚下高一脚浅一脚
[00:02:36] 正迷迷糊糊往前走折扣点
[00:02:40] 有人拿枪
[00:02:41] 川千la
[00:02:42] 啊
[00:02:43] 胜利
[00:02:45] W 上面
[00:02:47] 放少的过来
[00:02:48] 哎呀
[00:02:49] 老朱回来了
[00:02:50] 回来了
[00:02:51] 今天你们当班儿啊
[00:02:53] 我们上班儿
[00:02:54] 怎么这
[00:02:57] 抓来的
[00:02:59] 知道哪儿了吗
[00:03:01] 共产党这个
[00:03:04] 软包看见新说什么
[00:03:06] 我
[00:03:07] 我是这个
[00:03:08] 你别往我脸上贴金了
[00:03:10] 我够马啊
[00:03:11] 抓错了
[00:03:13] 有错抓的
[00:03:14] 没有错放的
[00:03:16] 要那么离开
[00:03:17] 一什么也不是
[00:03:17] 不是给嘣了
[00:03:19] 这个年月整死个人
[00:03:20] 不跟碾臭虫一样不行
[00:03:24] 我不能听之任之
[00:03:27] 事在人为啊
[00:03:29] 我还得活着
[00:03:31] 我要不再我老娘谁养活
[00:03:33] 我要不在了
[00:03:35] 珍珍小妹我就见不着了
[00:03:38] 我一双儿女我也见不着了
[00:03:41] 我弟媳妇我也见不着了
[00:03:43] 我的亲朋好友也见不着了
[00:03:45] 我不能死
[00:03:46] 我死不起
[00:03:49] 怎么能活呢
[00:03:50] 脑袋动了脑筋
[00:03:53] 栾蒲包
[00:03:53] 有经验
[00:03:55] 哦
[00:03:55] 一看这站岗放哨的
[00:03:56] 看不出来是哪个部队
[00:03:59] 听他们说话的声又不像土匪
[00:04:04] 好像国民党是不
[00:04:06] 这还能有国民党吗
[00:04:07] 不能啊
[00:04:09] 日本人统治的地方哪来的国民党啊
[00:04:12] 心里七上八下
[00:04:14] 过去过了卡兹佐
[00:04:16] 一到卡子
[00:04:17] 又一道卡紫鸾Bo Bao 数着大概能过来时
[00:04:20] 来到卡子
[00:04:22] 进了个大院
[00:04:24] 这儿也有蒙达
[00:04:25] 他回来了
[00:04:26] 回来进去走走圈
[00:04:31] 1 la 65间上房
[00:04:34] 别看天没亮灯火辉煌
[00:04:37] 嗓子刷亮地下掉根针都能看见
[00:04:41] 行了耶
[00:04:43] 哎
[00:04:43] 是是是
[00:04:45] 兰博吧长进了
[00:04:46] 屋里吵架
[00:04:49] 大山里还有这么个地儿
[00:04:51] 这是财主家呀
[00:04:54] 大院套强也高
[00:04:57] 另外这屋里头什么都有啊
[00:05:00] 八仙桌
[00:05:01] 太师椅
[00:05:02] 罗汉床
[00:05:04] 里外套间儿
[00:05:05] 花隔扇、屏风
[00:05:07] 大胆瓶名人字画
[00:05:10] 挑山对联儿
[00:05:12] 往这边儿墙上一看
[00:05:14] 画着个裸体地大美人儿
[00:05:18] 光着屁股
[00:05:20] 阮拨儿一拨了地心说
[00:05:22] 不像话
[00:05:23] 客厅里怎么挂这个
[00:05:25] 往正面一看看清楚正面挂着一张销项
[00:05:29] 是蒋介石的肖像
[00:05:33] 栾蒲包心说话真胡磊这什么地儿
[00:05:36] 这也不对称
[00:05:38] 在蒋介石的画像前
[00:05:40] 怎么能画个裸体的美人儿
[00:05:42] 真是胡来
[00:05:43] 这可以证明一点
[00:05:46] 是国民党的地方不介
[00:05:48] 不能挂蒋介石对项目
[00:05:52] 就听这司机说
[00:05:54] 靠墙站着
[00:05:56] 假装去少举起来
[00:05:58] 哎哎哎
[00:06:03] 不听
[00:06:03] 行吗
[00:06:04] 你等着
[00:06:06] 一会儿拨你的皮
[00:06:09] 到里面报告去了
[00:06:11] 时间不大
[00:06:13] 这司机领出一个矮胖子
[00:06:15] 这矮胖子弄了四十来岁儿
[00:06:17] 叼着烟卷
[00:06:19] 看了一眼乱浦
[00:06:20] 就他就他
[00:06:23] 滚
[00:06:25] 罗包过来一看
[00:06:26] 不认识
[00:06:27] 这位穿着一身便装
[00:06:29] 没敢坐
[00:06:30] 正坐椅子在旁边坐着
[00:06:35] 叫什么名儿
[00:06:37] 姓栾
[00:06:38] 我叫栾
[00:06:39] 学堂自李萍
[00:06:43] 干什么呢
[00:06:45] 买卖人
[00:06:46] 呃
[00:06:47] 我在北平开了一家饭馆
[00:06:50] 叫丰泽园饭庄
[00:06:53] 大概你没到北平吧
[00:06:54] 到北平一打听
[00:06:56] 没有不知道的
[00:06:57] 将来咱们有机会见着
[00:06:59] 我请您到饭馆吃饭
[00:07:01] 扯他妈蛋
[00:07:03] 你还能等到那时候
[00:07:05] 少跟我白活
[00:07:07] 什么你开饭馆
[00:07:09] 你什么时候参加的共产党
[00:07:12] 开玩笑
[00:07:14] 我
[00:07:14] 我都不知道共产党什么样儿
[00:07:16] 我怎么能参加共产党
[00:07:18] 我不是
[00:07:19] 什么
[00:07:21] 啥时候参加的八路军
[00:07:23] 你看我像八路军
[00:07:25] 肩不能担担
[00:07:26] 手不能提篮
[00:07:28] 我是买卖人
[00:07:29] 您误会误会
[00:07:32] 我接着你
[00:07:34] 你既然不是共产党八路军
[00:07:36] 你跑到他们那地方去
[00:07:39] 又进政治部
[00:07:40] 又出宣传部
[00:07:42] 又进军需处
[00:07:45] 为什么啊
[00:07:47] 你来回出了什么
[00:07:49] 不够你忙活的
[00:07:50] 我告诉你
[00:07:51] 你的一举一动没逃脱我们人的眼睛
[00:07:55] 我们早就盯着你了
[00:07:57] 发现你可疑啊
[00:07:59] 你究竟怎么回事儿
[00:08:00] 你跟共产党什么关系
[00:08:03] 长贵
[00:08:04] 我实话跟您说了
[00:08:06] 我是上这儿来找亲戚来
[00:08:09] 我娘想亲戚让我来找来我
[00:08:13] 我跟共产党、八路军根本就不认识
[00:08:16] 您要问我出来聚聚怎么回事儿
[00:08:19] 因为找不着我
[00:08:20] 到处打听
[00:08:21] 所以您看着我外表挺忙活
[00:08:24] 结果一无所获
[00:08:25] 我的确是买卖人
[00:08:28] 你小子不给你点苦头尝尝
[00:08:31] 你不能老是说话啊
[00:08:36] 拉出去崩了价钱
[00:08:43] 感官
[00:08:43] 我冤了
[00:08:44] 我冤啦
[00:08:45] 我的确不是不信您调查的
[00:08:48] 等等
[00:08:50] 拨工分说价格
[00:08:52] 一踢着腿拐弯就哭
[00:08:54] 就跪下了
[00:08:56] 花la
[00:08:57] 抢酸辣粉
[00:08:58] 子弹顶上
[00:09:00] 墙壁我数123 啊一
[00:09:05] 啊
[00:09:08] 栾蒲包一想
[00:09:09] 这才结束
[00:09:11] 乱世当中
[00:09:13] 死个人跟脸臭臭
[00:09:14] 差什么呢
[00:09:15] 差不了
[00:09:16] 人最不值钱了
[00:09:19] 没想到我死在这么个地方
[00:09:22] 这是冤有头债有主
[00:09:24] 生有处死有地丈夫
[00:09:28] A
[00:09:28] 这三枚数枪也没想栾博王正闭着眼睛在这儿琢磨呢
[00:09:34] 怎么回事儿
[00:09:36] 就听后面喊皱皱
[00:09:41] 呱呱呱呱
[00:09:42] 呱呱呱呱
[00:09:45] 有人穿着大马靴
[00:09:47] 踩地发出清脆的声
[00:09:50] 进了屋
[00:09:51] 就听屋里有人咋呼
[00:09:53] 咱们还是唱啊
[00:09:55] 报告司令官
[00:09:57] 抓住一个可疑分子
[00:09:59] 什么了
[00:10:00] 骂什么了
[00:10:02] 他不说实话
[00:10:03] 我们怀疑他是共产党、八路军
[00:10:06] 结果他说他是买卖人
[00:10:08] 哪儿的买卖人
[00:10:10] 他说他是北平来的
[00:10:13] 开什么丰泽园饭馆
[00:10:16] 什么管子冯泽源好像是呃
[00:10:21] 姓什么叫什么姓儿
[00:10:25] AG 不是姓栾的
[00:10:26] 也不是姓蓝
[00:10:29] 带回来
[00:10:31] 死中得活
[00:10:33] 行
[00:10:34] 结果佳木斯林管起扎他
[00:10:37] 还能见着司令官哎呀
[00:10:41] 栾浦包出了一身冷汗
[00:10:44] 在丰都城转了一圈又回来了
[00:10:48] 呆到屋里头垂手站立
[00:10:50] 用眼角的余光的看着
[00:10:53] 哎
[00:10:56] 王正作一看他认出来
[00:10:59] 郑坐着司令官
[00:11:00] 非是旁人
[00:11:02] 正是挖坟掘墓那个土匪头子孙殿英
[00:11:07] 国民党新编第五军的军长
[00:11:12] 那他怎么太认识了
[00:11:15] 咱们前文书说过
[00:11:17] 1927 年孙殿英搬坟掘墓之后
[00:11:20] 到了北平
[00:11:22] 把东西分散了
[00:11:23] 然后到新房楼吃过饭
[00:11:27] 那时候蓝泊湾还在新丰楼
[00:11:29] 在汪恩普的领导下
[00:11:31] 汪恩朴叫孙殿英揍了一顿嘴巴子
[00:11:34] 好像没枪毙了
[00:11:36] 是这个栾蒲包过去给解的围
[00:11:39] 那彦下极深
[00:11:41] 事隔多年
[00:11:43] 但是他发现这孙殿英的嘛子没见少
[00:11:47] 还是那么多一张大驴脸
[00:11:51] 满脸青虚虚的
[00:11:53] 穿着大马靴
[00:11:54] 身上是军装
[00:11:56] 肩章领章闪闪放光
[00:11:59] 还是中将军衔啊
[00:12:02] 再看周围
[00:12:03] 站了一大帮军官
[00:12:06] 栾博吧
[00:12:07] 新说是这条正式的
[00:12:09] 赶紧过来时里
[00:12:13] 孙长官
[00:12:14] 您不认识我了
[00:12:15] 我不是栾学堂马
[00:12:18] 绰号叫栾蒲包
[00:12:20] 您王了27 年的时候
[00:12:22] 就民国17 年min 到新丰楼吃过饭
[00:12:25] 是我亲自款待您的
[00:12:28] 吃的葱烧海参
[00:12:30] 你王了
[00:12:32] 嗯
[00:12:36] 栾
[00:12:37] 啊
[00:12:38] 想起来了
[00:12:39] 小姐姐
[00:12:41] 真扯淡
[00:12:42] 你说你们有点什么用
[00:12:44] 把开发管地抓了
[00:12:46] 那么说是共产党八路军
[00:12:47] 他都是饭桶
[00:12:50] 回家
[00:12:52] 呵呵呵呵
[00:12:55] 哎呀
[00:12:56] 栾老板
[00:12:57] 多年不见
[00:12:59] 你发福了吧你
[00:13:00] 哎
[00:13:00] 发了横财了吧
[00:13:03] 跟你们说啊
[00:13:04] 这小子会来事儿
[00:13:07] 当初我还记得清清楚楚帮我打点的
[00:13:10] 不错
[00:13:11] 嗯嗯
[00:13:12] 做吧
[00:13:12] 做吧
[00:13:13] 做做大水冲了龙王庙
[00:13:16] 一家人不认一家人了
[00:13:18] 你受惊了司令官
[00:13:21] 这算不了什么
[00:13:23] 战乱的年代
[00:13:25] 难免有失
[00:13:26] 在说弟兄们又不认得我是谁只是一场误会
[00:13:30] 你可别生气
[00:13:31] 没
[00:13:32] 没什么
[00:13:32] 没什么
[00:13:33] 我谢谢各位
[00:13:34] 我谢谢各位
[00:13:35] 我叫栾蒲包
[00:13:36] 你就得这么来
[00:13:38] 他知道这帮人吃顺不吃呛
[00:13:40] 你别抢茶
[00:13:43] 还真就做起来
[00:13:45] 栾蒲包怀揣侥幸心说话
[00:13:48] 哼
[00:13:49] 我这一生大队的人
[00:13:51] 曹锟我答对过
[00:13:53] 吴佩孚我交了朋友了
[00:13:55] 蒋介石我都见过呀
[00:13:58] 抓那个陈里平把我给整起了
[00:14:01] 还抓错了耶
[00:14:02] 好悬没把我枪毙了
[00:14:04] 连蒋介石我都对付得了
[00:14:06] 何况是你
[00:14:08] 你不大不小是二混子而已
[00:14:11] 今天的力用我这张力口
[00:14:13] 我得脱险
[00:14:15] 他心里想的是有了底儿
[00:14:17] 也不那么太紧张
[00:14:19] 一个劲儿说奉承话
[00:14:21] 孙将军
[00:14:23] 我认为这国民政府的军队都没了
[00:14:26] 闹了半天
[00:14:27] 在日本的眼皮底下
[00:14:28] 这还有咱们帝国君呢
[00:14:30] 哎呀
[00:14:31] 我真没想到在这儿见着您
[00:14:33] 是劳苦功高
[00:14:34] 您抗日
[00:14:36] 你你了不起
[00:14:37] 我代表北平老百姓
[00:14:39] 代表我们同行业
[00:14:41] 向您致谢
[00:14:43] 扯淡
[00:14:45] 给我带什么高帽
[00:14:47] H
[00:14:48] 别扯了
[00:14:52] 你不开饭馆你跑着溜达什么
[00:14:54] 孙将军你不知道
[00:14:57] 我娘啊
[00:14:57] 有个干闺女
[00:15:00] 我呢
[00:15:01] 也有个干闺女
[00:15:03] 一个叫珍珍
[00:15:04] 一个叫乔妹
[00:15:06] 战乱年头
[00:15:07] 失踪了不知道哪去了
[00:15:10] 俩大姑娘
[00:15:11] 万一有个三长两短的咋好
[00:15:14] 我娘天天眼泪洗脸呢
[00:15:16] 没办法
[00:15:17] 逼着我找
[00:15:19] 我不乐意出来
[00:15:20] 我还开着饭馆儿呢
[00:15:22] 到了外边
[00:15:23] 谁知道会发生什么事儿
[00:15:24] 结果母命难飞
[00:15:27] 我出来来找来
[00:15:28] 东一头西一头
[00:15:30] 这好像有病乱投医
[00:15:32] 也不怎么遇上咱自己的人
[00:15:36] 啊
[00:15:38] 哎呀
[00:15:39] 你还真别说
[00:15:40] 咱俩还真有点缘分在这儿遇上了啊
[00:15:44] 饿了
[00:15:46] 早饿了
[00:15:47] 实不相瞒
[00:15:48] 宝宝苦累一天了
[00:15:50] 哎
[00:15:50] 我有点儿饿不死的来
[00:15:54] 拿韭菜
[00:15:56] 由蔡百入
[00:15:57] 今儿我做东
[00:15:59] 请你吃点儿饭
[00:16:00] 吃完了有事儿我跟你商量
[00:16:03] 什么事儿不清楚
[00:16:04] 伦包包一想
[00:16:06] 宁做饱死鬼也不做饿死鬼
[00:16:08] 吃就吃
[00:16:10] 狼吞虎咽
[00:16:12] 又吃又喝
[00:16:13] 吃完了撤下
[00:16:15] 孙连英这才话入正题
[00:16:18] 哎哎
[00:16:20] 不包
[00:16:22] 你是三教九流全都交啊
[00:16:26] 我跟你打听个地方
[00:16:27] 你还记得吗
[00:16:28] 您说什么地方凡是北平市内的
[00:16:31] 我大概都清楚
[00:16:34] 西四牌楼广济寺
[00:16:36] 你记得
[00:16:39] 王牌玩一定要坏
[00:16:40] 一提到广济寺
[00:16:42] 他就想到刘坏水儿想到刘坏水儿就想到夺宝的那件事儿
[00:16:48] 都说是孙殿英把挖坟掘墓地珠宝藏到广济寺
[00:16:54] 藏到了地下室
[00:16:56] 刘海水也不知道怎么发现
[00:16:59] 他拿着百保箱走
[00:17:01] 让我给夺过来了
[00:17:02] 同时
[00:17:02] 我把百宝箱捐献给抗日将士傅作义将军
[00:17:08] 那这事儿看这意思他不清楚
[00:17:11] 他要知道非墙壁非剥我的皮不可
[00:17:15] 哎呀
[00:17:16] 他心里紧张
[00:17:17] 装着若无其事
[00:17:20] 广济寺我太熟了
[00:17:23] 我经常去烧香啊
[00:17:25] 我跟那块儿的方丈
[00:17:26] 现明
[00:17:27] 阿坚
[00:17:28] 四广汇
[00:17:30] 低头不见
[00:17:31] 抬头见好
[00:17:33] 好啊
[00:17:35] 阿玉
[00:17:36] 上你呢
[00:17:36] 是个好事儿
[00:17:38] 我有什么我说什么
[00:17:40] 我不怕告诉你也不怕你给我泄密
[00:17:44] 您说咱不是外人
[00:17:46] 有用我之处
[00:17:48] 我定当效劳
[00:17:50] 告诉你啊
[00:17:52] 广济寺那地底下
[00:17:55] 有
[00:17:55] 我搁了点儿东西
[00:17:57] A
[00:17:58] 什么东西你甭问
[00:18:00] 反正是值钱的东西
[00:18:03] 一晃十来年了
[00:18:06] 这东西还在地下埋着呢
[00:18:08] 我跟你打听的意思是
[00:18:10] 广义四现在有什么变化
[00:18:12] 没
[00:18:13] 没有
[00:18:14] 和尚还是和尚
[00:18:16] 庙宇还是庙宇
[00:18:17] 香火还挺圣
[00:18:19] 这年头儿都想去烧香
[00:18:22] 都想拜佛
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